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why haven't you made the best investment of your life yet and gave yourself to god and jesus our saviour

>it's free
>eternal life
>never fear of anything not even death because god is greater than everything
>cute church girls
>be confident in situations where others aren't
>never be hopeless again
i could go on....

>> No.11477432

Matthew 13:44---Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto treasure hid in a field; the which when a man hath found, he hideth, and for joy thereof goeth and selleth all that he hath, and buyeth that field.

God bless you anon.

>> No.11477450

It’s not free, you have to give 10% or so of your money to the church.
Also doing the right thing will inevitably get you cucked one way or another.

>> No.11478604

.

>> No.11478628
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>>11476803

based, and i already have (albeit after a brief period of being an edgy atheist teenage loser).

>> No.11478631

>>11476803
Based and redpilled, but unironically

>> No.11478661

i want jesus in my heart again!

come on baby! fill me with your love again!

>> No.11478787

>>11477432
Proverbs 21:9 Its better to sleep on the roof than with a nagging spouse.

>> No.11478847

Leviticus 25:44-46
‘Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. 45 You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. 46 You can bequeath them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly.

>> No.11479032

>>11476803
spent my morning in church, anon
i unironically can't kill myself and realized God has a plan for me
trying to gain points 6, 5 & 4

>> No.11479979

6 For the Lord thy God blesseth thee, as he promised thee: and thou shalt lend unto many nations, but thou shalt not borrow; and thou shalt reign over many nations, but they shall not reign over thee.

For if the Gentiles have shared in the Jews' spiritual blessings, they owe it to the Jews to share with them their material blessings

fuck off

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>>11477450
Is 10% really that bad for mad spiritual gains?
You can easily earn that back by grace of God if you wish.

>> No.11480065

>>11476803

You do realize that the bible was 100% symbolic, right?

We are all Gods, you, me, everyone.

How fucking retarded can you get top not notice this?

Start living like a God and stop sucking others God's dicks you big dummy.

>> No.11480078

>>11476803
>https://www.thedailybeast.com/joke-cryptocurrencies-like-jesus-coin-are-making-serious-money
“There over 600 cryptocurrencies currently traded,” a Jesus Coin representative told The Daily Beast. “None of them have any intrinsic value. Our point is that if you’re going to trade something with no value whatsoever, at least let’s make it about Jesus. He was a badass, after all.”

>> No.11480088

>>11476803
Because I'm not a literal fucking retard

>> No.11480243

>>11477450
What? Christians aren’t under old-testament Jewish laws. There is no “10% donation” law. You give to whomever whenever, however much you want, with a joyous heart because you’re so grateful for what has been given to you.

>> No.11480258

>>11480088
Yes, you literally are. The fool thinks he is intelligent, the wise understands that he knows nothing. Fear of God is the beginning of wisdom.

>> No.11480269

>>11480078
that would be heretic

>> No.11480353

>>11480065

one of the dumbest things I’ve read in /biz/, congrats

>>11480088

you don’t know better than the Bible, anon.

>> No.11480378

>>11476803
Because I cant get a straight answer on why I should believe anything the Christian god has to say. I didn't get this far by falling for obvious scams.

>> No.11480437

>>11476803

Get this trash off /biz/ and go back to /pol/

>> No.11480459

>>11476803
>>be confident in situations where others aren't

Outside of all situations where some naughty person does something naughty! Oh dear me I will have to stop socializing ASAP!

And then you cuck your existence by being a square for the rest of your damned life over details nobody gives a fuck about.

>> No.11480465

Religious people are just as much NPCs as social justice wariors. Biz created the NPC meme.

You are an NPC

>>11476803

>> No.11480468

I'm still waiting to see if any of the religious people in this thread have a reason I should trust their so called "god" but I figure I'm probably waiting in vain, since they never do.

>> No.11480538

>>11476803
>it's free
You will have a poor churchgoing experience if you don't donate your time/money.
>eternal life
How many Christians are still kicking from the middle ages, m8?
>never fear of anything not even death because god is greater than everything
Nihilism is a good enough reason not to fear anything in my book. No need to invent sky daddies.
>cute church girls
In my experience, church girls are generally more homely than non-church girls. Also there's all that religious stuff about premarital restrictions to bother about.
>be confident in situations where others aren't
Do you mean be passive in situations where others take action, i.e.: "Jesus take the wheel," "it's in God's hands," etc.? Not very productive.
>never be hopeless again
There's nothing more hopeless than a person indoctrinated in religion having a crisis of belief when shit inevitably doesn't go their way despite their hopes. Lack of belief precludes this possibility.

TBF, Jesus was a pretty chill dude and I can respect most of his teachings, but don't want to base my entire outlook on life on just one man's words or be associated with the establishments built in his name.

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>>11476803
>he still believes in santa claus because his mommy told him so

>> No.11480577

Ok so I figured out what is going on here. I guess the church meme is going to be stronger on 4chan now.

Alex Jones is being funded and pushed by the Christians now. They see this as a chance to get a larger growth in religious people as the collectivist SJWs are taking a giant shit. The left is fully collapsing as we speak apparently. Or at least, the sharks are smelling blood in the water.

Hey God Fags, make a cryptocurrency and use that as a way to promote your religion. Its more modernized and it at least provides a safe haven for taxes as well as funding for your church.

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Still nothing, its like they all just shut down when you ask them. Maybe religion followers really are NPC's

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>>11476803

>> No.11480802

>>11480648
Of course they fucking are. Religion is just as much empowerment for the stupid as any collectivist mindset. Its an US vs them mentality. Its literally way people dislike jews on the board. Its my team vs your team mentality. They only come to places like this to recruit for their team.