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11476383 No.11476383 [Reply] [Original]

Who else becoming a criminal if crypto dosn't recover?

>> No.11476405

already am ;^)

>> No.11476408

Yea worst case you get caught and spend time in jail as your coins pump

>> No.11476428

>>11476408
This is the same logic I came up with too. Plus free food and a place to stay. You could also read books and exercise in prison.

>> No.11476466
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you cant avoid to be a wage cuck fren, repent and dont say stupid things

>> No.11476486

>>11476383
criminal? you mean suicide?

>> No.11476581

>go to buy drugs from someone
>spend the next weeks tailing him to find out who his supplier is
>sneak into the supplier's hideout and bug it
>blackmail them with the video footage that if they don't give you $500k paid in Bitcoin you'll go the cops
>after they pay go to the cops anyway for the keks
>spend all the btc on shitcoins then lose it all when crypto finally crashes
>kill self

WHO'S IN?

>> No.11476608

>>11476428
free anal sex as well

>> No.11476612
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>>11476408
>go to jail
>life ruined
>spend all day in dirty, depressing hellhole surrounded by jamals
>get out
>nothing to your name
>everyone you know moved on and forgot you
>check coins
>1 sat across the board
>unironically want to go back because you life outside is shit
>end up in the revolving door forever
This is what actually happens

>> No.11476629

>>11476581
When does it become cheaper to simply dispose of you?

>> No.11476684

>>11476608
I'm a big guy I could take care of myself.

>> No.11476699

>>11476612
The "your life is ruined because you went to jail" only applies to shitskins.

>> No.11476728
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>>11476612
You're right. I guess an hero is the only path

>> No.11476744

>>11476428
How about you just dump everything into crypto then commit a crime so you go to nigger daycare for a while. When you get released you'll be rich and probably won't be a virgin anymore.

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>>11476744
Sorry to disappoint you but I'm not a virgin. Nice projection.

>> No.11476816

>>11476787
I'm not either buddy. Not after prison.