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I just found out that Vitalik Buterin has a sister

>> No.11459516

MOAR

>> No.11459522
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11459522

That eye
At least she has a neck of human proportions

>> No.11459526

>>11459501
10/10 would fuck ... Love those sexy eyes

>> No.11459544

>>11459522
Jesus what the fuck is wrong with that guy

>> No.11459546

>>11459501
she got bezos eyes. still cute though.

>> No.11459550

>>11459544
He's had too many cucumber cricket sandwiches.

>> No.11459555

>>11459546
Just cover half of her face with a towel and you won't notice.

>> No.11459562

>>11459522
Vitalik is the ultimate NPC

>> No.11459574

>>11459544
what the fuck is wrong the people that can't see that the pic is shopped

>> No.11459579

Any anons good at Photoshop? See if you can straighten out her eyes so we can see what she looks like when she is unfucked.

>> No.11459590

Looking at you and your eth stack at the same time

>> No.11459610

Why the fuck is this faggot so revered? he added back some opcodes that were originally disabled on the original BTC codebase... like wtf he didn't do anything innovative or groundbreaking.

>> No.11459613
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i'm curious to see other photos of his sister. got em?

His Dad is actually pretty chad. Lets get his whole family photos. Maybe its his mother that introduced the alien genes or maybe she's a milf?

>> No.11459622

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIABd1z-AjM

This Thot interview is hilarious. Oh wow like yeah wow great, I have no fucking idea what you are saying, wow. great.

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>>11459613

>> No.11459637

>>11459501
>>11459613
Oh boy. I'm gonna send Vitalik some nasty shit on Twitter.

>> No.11459672

>Russian girls: hot as fuck even when cross-eyed
>Russian guys: appear to have weird dysformations like Sminem and V-talic with weird head and pencil neck + supreme autism

>> No.11459682

>>11459613
chad? his dads a fucking loser... you wouldnt know chad if he punched you in the mouth while fucking your girlfriend

>> No.11459686

>>11459682
u seem like an ok guy

>> No.11459691

>>11459682

Don't be a faggot. We are talking in relative terms to Vitalik u fuckpaper

>> No.11459767
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11459767

fake and gay
>>11459579

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>>11459579

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>>11459555
based and redpilled

>> No.11460106

>>11459828

Gorgeous, like a Calvin Klein model

>> No.11460107

>>11459555
plastic bag and only cut one eye hole out

>> No.11460112

>>11460107
paper bag

>> No.11460369

Help me out. Is this really his sister or not. Im a retard.

>> No.11460383

>>11459501
He has 3 or 2.

>> No.11460399

>>11459767
>>11459828
when shopping humans it is very important to go down to 1/2/3 pixel scale. Any imperfections, especially concerning the eyes, will be extremely visible. Humans interact with other human eyes so much that any oddities are very glaring(normal humans, maybe some hardcore neets here wouldn't notice).

In this case you could just use the black rim around the left eye on the right one with proper usage of the clone stamp&/ copying it in layers and mirroring it horizontally. Would obviously take quite a bit more time but the result would be indistinguishable from reality.
Also the way the light is reflected in the iris/pupil is another dead giveaway. Fairly easily worked around with the clone stamp of the left eye and using some of the slight difference in colour of the right eye with a ~10-50% opacity brush tool, lower opacity requiring more passes but allowed for a more mistakes

>> No.11460401

>>11459501
OP, why did you lie to us? Vitalik has 2 sisters and she is not one of them.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2503309/Moffy-cross-eyed-model-challenging-fashion-industry-norms.html#ixzz2kYawBwVV

>> No.11460413

>>11460399
nerd

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>>11460399
hardcore neet here.
didn't notice shit.

>> No.11460478

>>11459501
>>11459522
>>11459613
This whole family has good genes tbqh
>good, symmetrical bone structure
>eyes not too big or small
>mouths not too big or small
>decent chins
>decent godial angles

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>>11459501
She cute

>> No.11460721

>>11460401
They're both a fork from the same stem line.

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>>11459501
Two: this is Svetlana

>> No.11460750

>>11459682
I can only imagine the fat neckbeard who wrote this. His dad is a chad

>> No.11460770

>>11460726
she needs to go to mcdonalds with sergey

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>>11459501

>> No.11460975

>>11459522
he doesn't have a too long neck he just doesn't have shoulders

>> No.11461001

>>11459522
>>11460726
thanks mr skeletal

>> No.11461022

>>11459501
there is another