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Anonymous Fri Oct 19 19:31:01 2018 No.11457294 [Reply] [Original]

"Wow, I can't believe it's been 10 years since graduation! Where does the time go?"
>"I know Stace, it seems just like yesterday I was crushing your puss in the cafeteria. It was great we got everyone together again, even Melvin showed up hahahah!"
*group erupts in laughter*
>"Anyway, I put all the drinks on my credit card, so can everyone Venmo me your portion of the bill? I've got to get going."
"Sure thing Chad, mind if I tag along back to your place?"
>"Yeah let's get out of here bitch. Alright, I've got 10, looks like I'm waiting on your payment Melvin."
>>"I-I don't have Venmo. I, uh, only use Request..."
>"....Is this faggot serious? Send me the money now you pussy, I'm ready to go home. My Uber is waiting outside for me"
>>"Okay, just download REQmo real quick and I can send you the money?"
>"REQmo? Is that like one of those knock off cereals? Alright, whatever,Uh, I just downloaded it, send me the money."
>>"Uh, hold on, gas prices are too high right now. I'm refreshing ethgasstation trying to get the lowest transaction fee."
>"MELVIN, I HAVE TO FUCKING GO, SEND IT NOW!"
>>"Okay, okay, I sent it, check your Request Wallet."
>"Is this a fucking joke, Melvin? You sent me 8.4431 DAI? What the fuck is this? Are these video game credits or something?"
>>"It's a decentralized stablecoin!"
>"IM GONNA GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF THREE TO SEND ME MY MONEY YOU FAGGOT MELVIN"
>>"UH I CAN'T LINK STILL ISN'T AT MAINNET YET REQUEST DOESN'T HAVE FIAT CURRENCIES"
>"IM GONNA KILL THIS LITTLE SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT CHAD MELVIN SHIT HIS PANTS JUST LIKE IN HIGH SCHOOL HAHAHAHAHAH HES SUCH A FUCKING CREEP"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 19:38:45 2018 No.11457342 >>11457294 wtf is Reqmo? That sounds retarded. Did you sell low?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 19:41:34 2018 No.11457359 >implying

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 19:46:03 2018 No.11457385 File: 2.82 MB, 414x382, 1488343126741.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11457294 REQ has the best FUD. $2 EOY confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 19:53:22 2018 No.11457436 >>11457294 Fucking hell this greentext gave me anxiety and legit got mad at Melvin. Who the fuck has a little known payment app as their only payment metod? Fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 20:00:21 2018 No.11457480 >>11457294 nice one lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 20:10:04 2018 No.11457546 File: 117 KB, 522x544, xmrnormies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11457294 do you have any other versions?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 20:11:19 2018 No.11457554 File: 139 KB, 613x531, 1ADC43A8-1844-49B8-B4EF-6DE1D77E9BFF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >someone took the time to type this out

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 20:19:09 2018 No.11457615 Now that's what I call creepy

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