/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.11449712]

Goodnight NEETie, another day of energy fueled internet browsing behind you. Take some rest and repeat the same cycle tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.11449960]

>>11449712
>they don't know the blessed middle ground that is running a business
sure there's hell days, but most of the time it's smooth sailing

[Anonymous No.11449983]

>>11449712
still better than listening to some cunt tell you what to do everyday wagie, ill sleep like a rock and wakeup...mmmm 11am, maybe 1pm, thanks tho

[Anonymous No.11450012]

>>11449983

You're literally cucked by either your parents or neetbux requirements and have no income. Way to be proud.

[Anonymous No.11450102]

>>11449712
I really wish I could get a 20 hour a week job.

[Anonymous No.11450265]

>>11450012
>implying you're not cucked by Mr. Shekelberg

[Anonymous No.11450303]

>>11450265

only at 10x the income I'd get from beeing neetcucked.
I prefer Mr.Shekelbergs terms. At least I get money.

[Anonymous No.11450321]

>>11449712
I was let go. Got my two notice period and unemployment benefits that will cover up to 70% of my salary for the next 18 months. Life is good in Switzerland

[Anonymous No.11450343]

>>11450321

That's pretty good, and Switzerland is pretty neat.
This kind of neetness I can stand behind.

[Anonymous No.11451189]

>>11450012
Nah, some of us actually made money in 2017 bull, own house, might have a monster *sip* boomer here, ez life, enjoy work son, let mr shecklez shekelstein know a couple of months in advance, when you want to take leave ;)

[Anonymous No.11451227]

>>11449712
be me, neet

> woke up this morning at 9. The sun naturally awakens me.
> hop out of bed, write down my dreams and possible astral experiences.
> Walk out in the garden, take some fresh herbs.
> Make some fresh herbal tea
> Meditate
> Put on the router and wired internet, WIFI radiation aint a joke.
> Go online, market is down so I buy some coins
> Check some news for possible investments.
> Oh it's such a slow day today, sun is shining
> Go work in my garden so that i'll have a big yield next year
> Just had some gras fed beef and raw milk for midday.

The rest of my day will look like this:

> Get a short workout in, have to stay fit.
> sunning and meditating
> reading the bible
> Might go out cutie hunting this evening

Stay dumb and asleep, zombie NPC workerslave.

[Anonymous No.11451229]

The bubble is bursting, your piece of paper is worth nothing!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.11451248]

>>11450102
do it...?

[Anonymous No.11451258]

>>11451227
Absolutely based anon! Your soul will be a spiritual oasis; from it springs forth meaning. God bless.

The same cannot be said of wageslaves.

[Anonymous No.11451271]

>>11449712
I lived like this for like half a year. I would play vidya or watch shows or w/e till my eyes started bleeding then i went to sleep and when I woke up went straight back to the internet. Some days I would go to sleep and not wake up for 14 hours+. I had no concept of day or time. When i was hungry i would slink out to the 24/7 supermarket at 4am. There is always something to do on the internet I would do anything to go back.

[Anonymous No.11451288]

>>11451227
> beef and milk for midday

[Anonymous No.11451314]

>>11451229
Honestly, more education should become intercalated work. Like 2 years of college for basic education, then working for 2 years, then going back to university for 2 more to actually learn skills you need if you need them. Most people don't actually need a 4 year degree for their job.

[Anonymous No.11451375]

>>11451314
I worked a few months, then went to college. then dropped out. then worked close to a year, then went back to college for my degree. then worked 2 years and invested in crypto last year.

now I've quit my job and being on wellfare that is 80% of my pay I got when I was working.

fuck this socialist shithole

and fuck college too, it's a scam. wish I never wasted time on it and just worked and invested instead.