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>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>I added Brian's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>We can touch base during tomorrow's standup, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>I want to highlite our value add and show that this is a win-win
>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
>Carl is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPIs
>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>Let's take that offline, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed

>> No.11447781

you watch too many movies kid
most of the time were talking about the girls in the office we want to fuck

>> No.11447787

>>11447781
Ive heard at least 2 of these today and its 1pm

>> No.11447802

>Anon, what is the status on the rollout approvals? We need to get all of our ducks in a row

>> No.11447822

>>11447706
>now let's get the the pig through the python, put everything else in the parking lot

>> No.11447910

>>11447706
>30,000 foot view
>Cart before the horse

>> No.11448012

>>11447781
do coworkers fuck often?

>> No.11448051
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11448051

>>11447706
>mfw I create useful products that add value to people's lives and get rich off it instead of buying internet monopoly money and hoping someone else will pay a higher price in the future because they want someone else to give them an even higher amount later

>> No.11448115

>>11448051
>not doing both
not gonna make it

>> No.11448136

>can you explain that at a higher level?
>yes I know I asked you to explain the technical part,but lets not get down in the weeds

>> No.11448170

>>11448012
yes even ugly boomers fuck

>> No.11448212

>What’s slack? Oh we don’t need that. We already have Skype for business.

>Does anyone have the dial in for Skype?

Fucking old people.

>> No.11448362

>>11448212
My company will probably do the opposite because they're so cheap.

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11448384

look mom I posted it again

>> No.11448554

>We want you to communicate effectively
>especially that thing that's been off for months
I swear i was mentioning the phone issue for 2 months and it only gets fixed after I cop it from a customer.

>> No.11448571

>>11448384
>>11448170
>>11448051
>>11447781
Office wagie cope

>> No.11448593

>oi boss when should I switch to cloud based data service? Our computers in the back get kinda old and hard to maintain??
> lets talk about this another time anon..

Our server admin is 70yo and gets 150 bucks each week for restarting the seevers every now and then.
Last time he came he asked me how life is going.
Windows 98 is based and redpilled

>> No.11448690

>highlite