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>be me, at work
>get caught staring at Stacy in accounting while at my desk, she goes to HR
>"anon, Mr. Shekelberg heard about the incident with Stacy in accounting, either you wear your Wage Shade to keep focused on work, or you're gone"
>coworkers keep sneaking up and scaring me cause I can't see them coming
>tried to hang myself in supply closet but couldn't get extension cord over my Wage Shade and around neck

>> No.11445721

>>11445708
You joke but this will be reality very soon.

>> No.11445737

>>11445708
Jesus Christ at least wait for the original thread to 404 before trying to regurgitate the forced meme, you degenerate.

>> No.11445747
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>>11445721
>>11445708

>> No.11445813

>>11445708
TOPFUCKINGKEK

>> No.11445832

>>11445708
These days you can’t tell if OPs serious or memeing.

>> No.11445897

>>11445747
You forget when you parents die, you fake their death, keep collecting retirement, get caught, sent to prison, get raped by Jamal and finally commit suicide in the shower.

Grow up

>> No.11446130

>>11445737
It's not a meme, this is real life

>> No.11446147
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>>11445708
this fucking anon just created our future here

>> No.11446465

>>11446147
No no NOOOOOO

>> No.11447426

>>11445747
I need to frame this