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>Be cubecel
>Haven't poop for two days cause stress and I refuse to take a shit in the office bathroom
>Drink my afternoon coffee
>Stomach starts rumbling
>Will starts crumbling
>"Fuck I gotta take a shit!"
>Realize that I'm not going to make it to the end of the day and rush to the bathroom
>As soon as I get in there autistic I.T neckbeard walks out of the stall.
>Fucking shit is prairie dogging so bad, so I drop anchor and let loose
>BRAAAAPPPPP
>sit in a poop coma for like 30 seconds and wipe up
>get up from toilet and feel someting on my ass
>notice that it feels wet
>"wtf is this water?"
>Stand up and look at toilet seat
>golden droplets fucking everywhere
DUMB AUTISTIC FAGGOT PISSED IN THE TOILET AND DIDN'T PUT THE FUCKING SEAT UP. WTF?! HOW IS THIS SHIT ALLOWED?

>> No.11424915

>>11424898
Lol OP got cucked. Also
>Taking a shit at work
Not gonna make it.

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>>11424898

>> No.11424988
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>walk into office bathroom to take a piss
>clumps of shit everywhere
>all of the toilet, back of the toilet seat, wall.
>forced to piss in the sink instead

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>>11424898
>work in a office
>after shitting I piss over the seat

>> No.11425025

>>11424898
Wagie wagie

>> No.11425041
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>>11424898
>That feel when a random guy pissed on your ass

>> No.11425140

>>11424988
Jesus anon people wash there hands there.

>> No.11425173

>be a PhD student
>work in research group in state
>fucking chinese students out the ass
>they squat over the toilet instead of sitting on it
>floor constantly covered in piss, shit on the back of the toilets
>talk to the female grad students
>their bathroom is even worse
>menstrual blood everywhere

>> No.11425195

>>11425140
> he doesn't piss in sinks
> he unironically thinks he's going to make it

>> No.11425197

>>11425173
Somebody needs to develop a better way.

>> No.11425225

>>11425140

I rinse it out after I'm done. It's not like I piss all over the facuet