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1141224 No.1141224 [Reply] [Original]

Could I theoretically sell homes in heaven? It would basically be selling a laminated card.

>> No.1141228

>>1141224
Why are you asking a question which is impossible to answer?

>> No.1141229

I love the way you think.

>> No.1141233

>>1141228
Would I get thrown in jail for fraud?

>> No.1141238

>>1141224
how to make them scarce?

>> No.1141239

There's websites out there that sell stars, moon plots, Illuminati membership, etc. Why not?

>> No.1141241

>>1141238
maybe a partnership with a shady televangelist would go a long way

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1141244

>become priest (High up religious leader)
>say you can talk to god and secure good real estate in heaven
>better priced houses cost more and can be bought buy "donating" to church
>profit

>> No.1141352

>>1141233
You wouldnt make a sale. Youd get turned down by 7 people and then quit after humiliating yourself that many times.

>>1141239
Because your rime and money gets better returns in other markets

>> No.1141363

>>1141352
what if you partnered with an established televangelist?

>> No.1141376

>>1141224
you're 500 years to late bud, the ethereal real estate bubble burst in 1517

>> No.1141384

>>1141352
what if you partnered with an established televangelist?

>> No.1141393

there is this guy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creflo_Dollar

genius money launderer

>> No.1141703

>>1141224
>create sick kids charity
>reward for donating x amount is real estate in heaven
>keep profit

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>>1141233

There are people who sell "miracles" and don't even have to pay taxes.

>> No.1141722

>>1141718
Some of us christians think this is appaling. Not all of us are completely blind to how corrupt this is.

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1141730

>>1141722

>literally believing in anything supernatural

>> No.1141734

>>1141730
I'm just not as smart as you, bro.

>> No.1141860

>>1141730
>MKULTRA is a conspiracy
It's literally been publicly released in declassified documents from the CIA. What the hell is the author of that picture smoking?

>> No.1141866

>>1141730
>literally
Can you figuratively believe in the supernatural?

>> No.1141885

>>1141224
>Could I theoretically sell homes in heaven?
Yes. That's what religion has been doing forever.
And not only that. The concept has been reinvented to exclude supernatural and after life, too, making empty promises easier to believe. They call it communism.

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>>1141238
Copy yourself
>simple obvious things

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>>1141233
No you wouldn't and yes you could sell homes in heaven, you could send holy shit if you wish, there is even a subsidy for this kind of things from the state.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNCR6PZ4-oA

>> No.1144123

>>1141224
So retarded it might work.

>> No.1144130

>>1141730
>collection of irrational nonsense
I like this authors thinking