/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.11395855]

>I was excited.
>Found out i needed metamask.
>No problem, downloaded, installed, signed up.
>Found out i also needed a fun pass. No problem, ill sign up.
>Whoops, need to download an app called yoit or voit ot something. Sure, ill do that.
>Need to upload a video of me reading some words, kinda fun!
>Ah, now i need to wait for it to be approved. 5 minutes, i can use this time to buy eth which i can use to buy FUN.
>Oh, its done, now i need to upload my passport.
>Need to wait for approval, sure.
>Now my eth is in binance, i can buy fun now.
>Ok got my fun. Now i need to use the app to get approved for a funpass!
>Got it! Now i can wait for my withdrawal to metamask to clear.
>Finally i can join the game lobby.
>How fast should i set it up? Dont want to wait up to 30 minutes so I'll go with medium.
>Ok, setting up a session! Should be in any minute, ill go grab a beer.
>Error, session not found.
>What? No problem, ill refresh and set up a new one.
>No tokens in metamask?
>Error, session in use, please wait 2 hours for session to be closed.
>Finish beer, go to bed.
>No casino for me.

[Anonymous No.11395865]

masterful description of why this shit will never be mainstream. I'm sorry anon, you've been conned.

[Anonymous No.11395867]

>>11395855
I read this the other day you guys are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.11396098]

>>11395865
Yeah we are fucking doomed lmao. I'm going to build shit that doesnt use good guy regulations

[Anonymous No.11396126]

funfags on suicide watch

Just go to your local indian casino. Gambling is always better in person anyways. Except for poker. That shit can be a rush online.

[Anonymous No.11396133]

>>11396098
it exists.. see etherflip.co, etherdice, ethbet etc

[Anonymous No.11396144]

>>11395855
F

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11396150]

DAMN THIS LITTLE SKANK AHHHH

[Anonymous No.11396164]

>>11396126
WHY DIDNT THEY MAKE AN ONLINE POKER CASINO??? ITS THE MOST POPULAR GAMBLING GAME! WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO THROW DICE AGAINST A CPU?!

[Anonymous No.11396167]

could've just bought zerth or something lmao

[Anonymous No.11396355]

>>11396133
You mean Etheroll. The absolute standard of dice games. I'm still getting paid out quarterly in ETH from them. Unbelievable how it hasn't taken off.

[Anonymous No.11396370]

>>11396355
yeah but are you even making more than 1 eth? otherwise whats the point, you're risking too much for nothing in return

[Anonymous No.11396408]

>>11395855

Why didn't fucking Jez tell us his fucking casino would be KYC garbage last year when we all invested?
Because as it stands, Funfair casino is the worst fucking casino in crypto. Why the fuck would anyone use it over >>11396133 or >>11396355

At least I didn't get in too deep. I think another bullrun could at least give most of us a little bit of profit unless you bought in Dec/Jan.

[Anonymous No.11396520]

>>11396408
because he is a greedy nigger. he always goes silent when pressed with questions regarding frozen tokens under funfair's control. the entire operation revolves around the benefit of the founders with zero regard for token holders, they never put their own asses on the line.

[Anonymous No.11396613]

And there are tons of casinos coming up on eos, with no kyc or fate channels + free transactions.

[Anonymous No.11396653]

>>2247669

Alright neat. Is removing underwear + skirts/pants simple and easy or is that considered complex?


I've got a bottomless/nopan fetish, where girls wear otherwise standard or normal clothes but nothing below except maybe their shoes, there are some other modders who've done bottomless mods like this for the default costumes for a few popular characters, but there are a lot of good DLC outfits with no bottomless version, or less popular characters who haven't gotten the same treatment.

>>2247999

I cannot wait. The cowgirl crotchless pants but with the bra on get me rock hard. I know it's not DOA but it reminds me of one of my favorite bottomless sets I will share here if that's okay with everyone.

[Anonymous No.11396693]

>>11396613
source?

[Anonymous No.11396712]

Christ I hate fucking endlessly loading captcha on firefox. Accidentally posted on the wrong board because of it. Was meant for /e/.

>>11396520

What I was going to say was I feel like dumping all my Fun just to spite Jez. I've heard rumors his tokens will be unlocked soon too so he can dump on the market the fat cunt. I dunno if it's stupid to hold right now because Fun is basically at the bottom. But another bull market for BTC will definitely make this pump up a few cents.

I just wish I had dumped during the big pumps on Christmas and New Years. But we were told good news was coming in a week and I held. Then there was delays in the news and it dumped. Fuck Jez.

[Anonymous No.11396756]

>>11396712
ICE!
SINGLE WEEKS!
fat fucking NIGGER

[Anonymous No.11396785]

bitdice niggas. waycbetter casino

[Anonymous No.11396810]

>>11396712
>I just wish I had dumped during the big pumps on Christmas and New Years. But we were told good news was coming in a week and I held. Then there was delays in the news and it dumped. Fuck Jez.
They were certainly good at dangling that carrot

[TheProphet !DRDIUgO/rA No.11396816]

>>11395855
you could just buy BCH and play on satoshidice.com

[Anonymous No.11396824]

>>11396816
it's neat but centralized

[Anonymous No.11396867]

>>11395855
DAMNIT THIS PISSED ME OFF!

[Anonymous No.11396927]

FUN is the ONLY fucking thing I've lost money on.

[Anonymous No.11396932]

>>11396927
>FUN is the ONLY fucking thing I've lost money on.
did you get into crypto after March 2018?

[Anonymous No.11396985]

>>11396932
No, Feb 2017. I am still (sometimes barely) in the black on everything else.

[Anonymous No.11396988]

>>11396985

[Anonymous No.11396998]

drop everything with KYC, just saying

[Anonymous No.11398231]

Seriously what is the purpose of the fun token anyway? could you not literally just make+deploy a single lightweight smart contract with a “provably fair” diceroll function that has a 50% chance of either spitting out double of any ETH sent to it, or eating your money?

I honestly don’t understand because one of my buddies who founded a startup building a platform on ethereum, has jerked off about Funfair before saying despite the less-than-world-changing purpose of the project, they’re one of the most technically advanced in the entire ethereum dev community, with their own working sidechain, and all this shit

[Anonymous No.11398400]

>>11398231
funfair was legit a year and a half ago, it died a slow and pathetic death a long time ago. it was revolutionary and now it's shit. simple.

[Anonymous No.11398421]

>>11398400
Ok.....what was revolutionary about it

[Anonymous No.11398430]

>>11398421
it was the first casino product to implement state channels and their "white label" approach theoretically enabled them to get around regulations, but instead they waited too long so they got surpassed and they cucked on the KYC/regulations. now it's fucked.

[Anonymous No.11398437]

>>11395855
why the fuck would you give anyone in the cryptospace your passport information.

[Anonymous No.11398637]

>>11396126
>Except for poker. That shit can be a rush online.

Yea it sure is fun when you have pocket aces and raise pre flop only for an idiot to call you with Jack Ten and have him hit a full house on the flop.

Online poker is the biggest scam on Earth.

[Anonymous No.11398723]

come voice your opinion here. Jez is online and answering questions: t.me/FunFair_Official

[Anonymous No.11398754]

>>11396693
Just look at the eos dapp radar. It’s pretty much the only use case for eos Atm.

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[Anonymous No.11399153]

>>11399121
based Brahmin

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[Anonymous No.11399680]

>>11399199
first time I'm seeing this, thank you so much for posting anon. I'd send you some FUN if I hadn't sold it all a week ago, all I have is some brap for your trouble

[Anonymous No.11399746]

>>11399121
>>11399132
>>11399148
>>11399154
>>11399159
>>11399163
>>11399170
>>11399178
>>11399184
>>11399190
>>11399199

Who was right, /biz/?

[Anonymous No.11399805]

>>11399746

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[reluctant kneepad girl No.11399893]

>>11399190
>>11399184
this guy doesnt really have an argument
we all know FUN was slow for roll out, and his argument about FUN providing financing am retarded, like being financed am a crime or something

[Anonymous No.11399922]

>>11399893
>token is completely worthless and has no reason to exist
>this guy doesnt really have an argument

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11399937]

>>11399922
how would FUN get financing with out a token dummy?

[Anonymous No.11399942]

>>11399937
>how would FUN get financing with out a token dummy?
Who gives a shit? That is obviously not the point. The point is that the token is worthless to speculators.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11399966]

>>11399942
uhhh it is the point, how does FUN develop a product (which is 10000% better than all competition atm) for free?
people cant do things for free like you expect them to do apperantly

[Anonymous No.11399981]

>>11399966
>uhhh it is the point, how does FUN develop a product (which is 10000% better than all competition atm) for free?
Who gives a shit? That is, again, not the point. The point is that the token is worthless to speculators.
>b-b-b-b-b-but they wouldn't have been able to make it for free!
that's not even true (see also: every other blockchain casino ever) and even if it were it would not matter because it's not the point.
>which is 10000% better than all competition atm
Right, which is why so many people are using it, right?

[Anonymous No.11400002]

>>11399966
>>11399937
>token is completely worthless and has no reason to exist
>that's ok because Jez needed my money

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11400008]

>>11399981
>something that helps make a product is worthless
thats what you sound like

all other blockchain casinos are trashy looking and running flash tier products, show me something that looks better than FUN

[Anonymous No.11400018]

NO ONE IS USING THE GOD DAMN CASINO! I NEED THIS COIN TO GO BACK TO 15 CENTS TO BREAK EVEN! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.11400020]

>>11400008
Nobody is here because they altruistically want to donate money to a wealthy individual and create a mediocre KYC-required blockchain casino you complete autist

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11400042]

>>11400020
kek then they shouldn't be in venture capitalism then idiot

[Anonymous No.11400052]

>>11400042
venture capitalists aim to make money
you have been shilling this trash for at least months and I know for a fact you lost your ass on it, if you are the original reluctant kneepad girl
so kek @ you, m'lady

[Anonymous No.11400068]

>>11399121
>>11399148

>they got rid of Token burn because MUH SECURITIES

Jesus christ, fuck Jez. Fuck this stupid fucking cunt. I am legit mad at him for being such a faggot about this. Funfair just lost the last thing going for it.

Why the fuck does the US throw such a shitfit over Securities?

[Anonymous No.11400078]

>>11400068
blockchain products that acknowledge regulations are a contradiction full stop

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11400114]

>>11400052
changing the subject once your trash arguments were rekt, typical

[Anonymous No.11400125]

>>11400114
>I've responded to everything you've said
>you've responded to literally nothing
sick reaction image brah

[Anonymous No.11400140]

After reading this thread I decided to buy even more.
How stupid do you think I am? I'm not falling for such a laughable stunt. You shills are pathetic.
>casinos are already provably fair
They're not.

[Anonymous No.11400145]

>>11400140
yikes

[Anonymous No.11400159]

>>11399121
>>11399132
>>11399148
>>11399154
>>11399159
>>11399163
>>11399170
>>11399178
>>11399184
>>11399190
>>11399199
>>11399805
>>11399810
>>11399817
christ getting pajeeted this hard, fun is over

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11400176]

>>11400125
you cant even read either, pathetic

[Anonymous No.11400185]

>>11400176
how much did you lose lmao
why'd you stop talking like a retard?
stop breaking character

[Anonymous No.11400190]

>>11400018
9 cents here

I am JUSTed beyond believe.

[Anonymous No.11400212]

>>11400190
15 cents here. It hurts.

[Anonymous No.11400219]

>>11400125
This is the thing, and it must be said. Why go to all this effort? Why?
Why start a thread on /biz/ posting loads of fake news about a coin you apparently don't like. Do you really expect me to believe you're concerned about my financial wellbeing?
You've already shown everyone here that you're willing to lie through your teeth
>casinos are already provably fair
They're not, not in the slightest. Not to the extent that funfair is. This line is a complete lie.
A man who cares about my wellbeing isn't going to dedicate his time to lie to me. So what's the reasoning? Is it because you're trying to shake off my bags? Or is it because funfair just release EIGHT more countries (including Asian giants Japan and South Korea) to their casino list. Cause guess what pal? I didn't buy more in response to the news, I just bought more in response to this truly pathetic attempt at shilling.
You're an absolute joke of a human.

[Anonymous No.11400228]

>>11400219
>fake news

[Anonymous No.11400240]

>>11400228
>thinking casinos are already provably fair
Go do that thing where you change your connection on another device and reply to one of my posts. It happens every thread when I talk to you. And I know it's the same people.

[Anonymous No.11400249]

>>11400240
>too technically illiterate to understand how FUN even works
how heavy are those bags kek

[Anonymous No.11400272]

I wonder why OP started this thread.....

[Anonymous No.11400299]

>>11400249
Getting salty ey?
All your "really hard work" getting undone by a dork on a mobile.
That's the thing about an imageboard that's totally anonymous with no up/down-vote function. I can call you put for the pathetic sack of shit you are with very little effort.

[Anonymous No.11400321]

>>11400299
>getting undone by a retard making meaningless assertions with nothing whatsoever backing them


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provably_fair
https://thebitcoinstrip.com/a-guide-to-provable-fairness-in-online-casinos/

This does not require a blockchain, you idiot.

[Anonymous No.11400352]

>>11400321
>completely ignoring the fact you can't get cheated on the funfair platform
While we're on the topic of addressing points, why don't you tell everyone here why you've created this thread.
Go on. Give everyone an inside look into your compassionate reasons for starting this thread.

[Anonymous No.11400359]

>>11400352
I'm not OP, retard

[Anonymous No.11400374]

>>11400359
>thinking I care about IDs
Even if you're not. Share with us your reasoning for going to such great lengths to inform everyone of how "crap" funfair is?

[Anonymous No.11400378]

>>11400374
It's the truth, you stupid kike

[Anonymous No.11400408]

>>11400378
So why'd you have to lie then?
And why'd you go to such lengths to lie on the day they announce all the new countries they've added to the operation.

[Anonymous No.11400417]

>>11400408
>So why'd you have to lie then?
feel free to provide counterarguments

[Anonymous No.11400424]

>>11399810
Yeah this pajeet is retarded

[Anonymous No.11400435]

>>11400424

[Anonymous No.11400442]

>>11400417
This isn't an argument anymore. This is me calling you a liar and outting you for being subhuman garbage.

[Anonymous No.11400449]

>>11400435
The pajeet doesn't have arguments either, hes just bitter he bought FUN wo understand it

[Anonymous No.11400460]

>>11400449
Everything he said was objectively true which is why I posted pictures of the discussion.

>>11400442
feel free to make an argument anytime

[Anonymous No.11400484]

>>11400352
>completely ignoring the fact you can't get cheated on the funfair platform
The post to which you're responding addresses that directly. I'll spell it out for you: you don't need FunFair to have provable fairness. The only advantage of FunFair is trustless escrow, which is, again, not unique to the platform.

[Anonymous No.11400488]

Unless you're an actual brainlet who bought in December. Who the fuck would be bitter about this project?
I haven't lost any money on this project. We're back at pre bull run prices. I'm in the process of accumulating more. Feel free to get left behind lmao.
>>11400460
>thinking I argue with shills who get paid to argue
I'm just responding to your posts and calling you a liar so other anons can see that you're full of shit. In all seriousness it'd be better if you just didn't respond to my posts.

[Anonymous No.11400522]

Goodbye shills.
Also buy funfair it's an exciting project that solves a use case fiat can't. OP and his gang want to keep prices low because they're worried about the inevitable rise of the platform.

[Anonymous No.11400521]

>>11400488
>this thread

[Anonymous No.11400528]

>>11400522
Oops!

[Anonymous No.11400563]

>>11400528

[Anonymous No.11400626]

>>11395855
meanwhile you can gamble like a bastard in less than a minute on eos.

https://dice.eosbet.io/

Just set up scatter and go for it. If you dont have an account yet use eoslynx on your phone.

[Anonymous No.11400643]

>>11396164
its more fun than you think. Give it a shot. It doesnt really matter, gambling is gambling.

[Anonymous No.11400648]

>>11396164
That's not possible to do because people will simply collude

[Anonymous No.11401001]

wew lads

[Anonymous No.11401063]

>>11401001
top kek

[Anonymous No.11401171]

>>11395855
>Oh, its done, now i need to upload my passport.

[Anonymous No.11401340]

>>11401063
>>11401001
he's still sperging on and on in the chat

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11401390]

>>11401001
>oh can you please tell me how your proprietary code works?

[Anonymous No.11401397]

>>11401390
all contract-related code is public and there is nothing they can do to change that, he would be able to point to a specific feature of a token that would enable that, and protip there's nothing you can do with a token that you can't do in smart contract code

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11401466]

>>11401397
no its not kek
much of their code am propriatry, their whole model depends on keeping parts of their code private and updating their fate channel quicker than competition

if you ever did the proper FUN research you'd know this

[Anonymous No.11401513]

>>11401466
>no its not kek
> and protip there's nothing you can do with a token that you can't do in smart contract code

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11401589]

>>11401513
do you even understand that FUN is like 100000 times faster than ETH? holy crap
you also know ETH contracts have chance for break... right?

you also know they dont control the supply of ETH....

[Anonymous No.11401715]

>>11399942
FUN is huge fail, but token can be used to play in casino and say sell it for ETH.
Yes, it can be done with eth alone.
Yes, token was used to raise funds.
Pajeet is correct on those points, but I see nothing wrong with that.
Token being middleware does not render it necessarily useless.

[Anonymous No.11401818]

>>11401589
>do you even understand that FUN is like 100000 times faster than ETH? holy crap
yeah, off chain it is, that doesn't require a token
you are a fucking retard

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11401937]

>>11401818
it requires the token if they want 100% certainty of function

[Anonymous No.11402125]

The pajeet is correct in everything, except for the blockchain being redundant. It's the only way to prevent theft by the casino

[Anonymous No.11402451]

>>11395865
indeed. ive had similar issues with it as well. the tech isnt even ready for normies to use. only us true autists can even figure out how to get their shit to work in the first place and even then, it still doesnt work. so glad i sold my bags now.

[Anonymous No.11402487]

>>11400528
>>11400563
These two posters are the same person

[Anonymous No.11402514]

>>11401397
I come back into this thread and all I get is more lies.
You have posted nothing but lies lmao
And on the eve of this >>11400272 information (which you failed address)
You've been completely exposed.

[Anonymous No.11402519]

>>11402487
What an idiot
>everyone who disagrees with me is a shill
Those bags must be heavy

[Anonymous No.11402523]

>>11402451
>>11402125
>>11401715
>>11401171
>1 post by this ID
The absolute state of these shills

[Anonymous No.11402527]

>>11402125
He literally says that's the only advantage
>>11401937
Wrong, in no way does an ERC-20 token do that

[Anonymous No.11402536]

>>11401715
It's not "useless," it just has no value proposition, AKA no reason to increase in price. There's literally no reason to buy FUN unless you want to gamble.

[Anonymous No.11402540]

>>11402519
>heavy bags
>implying I bought in December
If FUN goes to 10cents, I will have times 5 my money.
God, what a complete fuck up you are. Btw I've screencapped this entire thread.

[Anonymous No.11402556]

>>11402527
>>11402536
The lies continue.

[Anonymous No.11402699]

>>11402540
Stop playing with the calculator

[Anonymous No.11402718]

You shills are so fucking pathetic it hurts. I've been on the ch0nz for fucking years. I think we're in the double digits now. Came here during my university years which feels like an eon ago.... I've watched over the course of this year every thread on biz made about Funfair. Whenever there's a major announcement:
>Beta testing up an running
"Scam token"
>RakeTheRake partnership announced
"0mg rake le rake? Yeah scam token"
>Casino launches
"Definite scam token"
>Updated whitepaper
"Can't believe this scam token"
>More countries announced
"This just confirms it's a scam token"
And every thread it's the same fucking boring thing. You literally post 1 fucking thing and leave... and it's always the same: scam token, devs unloading their bags, stupid shit about zethr, redundant argument about fiat casino being provably fair (their not) and just other dumb shit that could easily be addressed by a simple gloss over the whitepaper.
Any neutrals out there, take it from an oldfag. I'm not saying we're going to lambo land with funfair, but right now it's sub 2cents and I think could be worth maybe a dollar sometime into the not to distant future, maybe end of next year? No guarantees from me. But there's a good opportunity here to x10 your money imho

[Anonymous No.11402733]

>>11402699
>>11400272
I have to go. Will be back within a few hours, but no guarantees. Just bumping my screencap.
As far as myself or anyone else goes, you've been completely and utterly exposed for the lying sack of shit you really are.
Good day to you

[Anonymous No.11402741]

>>11402718
It went live and nobody cares. Competitors launched before they even got out of beta. It's got the dead shitcoin pattern. I'm sorry, but you're delusional.

[Anonymous No.11402746]

>>11402733
Based on nothing, you're just repeating yourself

[Anonymous No.11402750]

>>11395855

Man, I'm so glad I didn't invest in FUN two weeks before the online casino.

What a dud.

[Anonymous No.11402754]

>>11402514
>>11402556
>>11402733
>mfw this autist just spams "lies" repeatedly

[Anonymous No.11402885]

>>11402523
>durr everyone who doesn't like my shittoken is a shill

[Anonymous No.11402955]

>>11402885
This

[Anonymous No.11403373]

Funfags are cancer desu

[Anonymous No.11403390]

>>11395855
might as well play the yobit dice game

[Anonymous No.11403394]

>Investing in casino chips

[Anonymous No.11403398]

>>11395855
It’s funny. This sounds so bad but it’s so telling that huge things are to come for blockchain as well. All these initial implementations are clunky but as more people tackle the tech it will get less so and there will be no reason for anything to not be on a blockchain. The whole Internet, every company will likely move to blockchain tech. I give it maybe 5 years. Pretty amazing, I watched the Internet come to fruition and this is the second huge technological innovation I get to watch happen in my lifetime. From an investment standpoint it’s not great because everything is going to suck for a while, but what a timeline.

[Anonymous No.11403523]

>>11403398
metamask or similar is going to be needed anyway, everything else is because of pointless token + kyc

[Anonymous No.11403633]

GUYS

CAN I JUST ASK YOU

ARE YOU HAVING FUN YET?

[Anonymous No.11403707]

>>11403633

[Anonymous No.11403758]

>>11396164
Cardano is making it. Look yo their project kaleidoscope.

>>11398637
Condolences anon. Bad beats are the worst.

[Anonymous No.11404022]

>>11403523
>pointless token + kyc
yep