/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.11372315]

minute maid edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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>>11369409

[Anonymous No.11372346]

First for bull

[Anonymous No.11372348]

>>11372315
Its so tasty...

[Anonymous No.11372350]

>>11372315
FAANG pumping like a cat or golden bull?

[The Silver Shill No.11372354]

>>11372315
First for epic market rebound saving my vxx puts @31.5 10/19 exp

[Anonymous No.11372359]

If I see a bear here im gonna unload

[Anonymous No.11372361]

>>11372350
BULLISH

[Anonymous No.11372363]

>>11372350
Like a dead cat...

[Anonymous No.11372372]

>>11372350
Right now like a cat. You should cut even in december then get out of everything but Apple

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.11372374]

More selloff tomorrow most likely. Who the hell wants to hold over the weekend. Institutions maybe, but the average investor might use tomorrow to get out.

[Anonymous No.11372378]

It’s over bull scum

[Anonymous No.11372382]

>>11372359
all in SQQQ

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11372388]

Early morning pump into an afternoon crash.

Dump early next week into consolidation for a week and a half

[The Silver Shill No.11372389]

>VXX futures down 5%

[Anonymous No.11372390]

>>11372354

CUTE

[Anonymous No.11372397]

I've been following URG for a while now and updating TA on it quite a bit. It seems to me that the last 5 yr correction may be conceding, and at the moment were in bullish H&S nested in a bullish wedge, nested in a bullish cup & handle bottom formation, all happening at the tail end of a larger degree correction from the previous impulse.

Averaging down atm desu senpai

[Anonymous No.11372398]

800 points down tomorrow

[Anonymous No.11372400]

>>11372382
GODDAMNIT

[Anonymous No.11372403]

>>11372372
I'm not in FAANG. Should i get in tomorrow and hold till December?

[Anonymous No.11372414]

>>11372403
Buy FNG and FNGU
review the components, Its the future

[Anonymous No.11372419]

I'm chilling for now. I'm not worried about this yet.

[The Silver Shill No.11372421]

>>11372403
I wouldnt touch google with a 10 foot pole. They had a doc released yesterday showing blatant plans for censorship and they are making a 1984 style app in china. the us gov is going to rape them. thats why they fund democrats, well see how things go in Nov.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11372425]

>>11372414
>TSLA
>china
Ratsu plz

[Anonymous No.11372430]

Told you bearfags today's gonna be a green day and you didn't believe me. Trump is gonna bring DOW to 30k after GOP crushes midterm whether you like it or not, libtard

[Anonymous No.11372431]

>tfw comfy weed stocks

hahahhaaha you fags and your facebook shit hhahahahahahha shouldve bought a company wth an actual product lmao buying shares of a fucking website hahaha get real

[Anonymous No.11372442]

>>11372315
First for USLV and GLD.
Pinkies feed my greed.

[Anonymous No.11372451]

>>11372354
UNF

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11372462]

>>11372431
RBII

[Anonymous No.11372471]

>>11372425
FNG doesnt have tesla
page 2 is nvda and salesforce

FNGU is its own entity

[Anonymous No.11372474]

>>11372421
damn dude got a link. im expecting red wave and rally but well see

[Anonymous No.11372482]

Morning reversL?

>iNEVITABLE

[Anonymous No.11372485]

>>11372471
God, I wish Adobe paid a dividend.

[The Silver Shill No.11372491]

>>11372474
pick your fav faggy e celeb for a explanation.
>https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=the+good+censor

im honestly very concerned with this because if they provoke us gov regulation than the markets will inevitably take a huge hit due to googles market cap.

[The Silver Shill No.11372499]

Heres a good one from our favorite Russian Bots
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwQjmVLevHE

[Anonymous No.11372510]

>>11372485
aDOBE HAS A MONOOLY, iF YOU WORK W/ bOOMERS, YOU UNDERSTAND.


pHTSHOP AND SHIT! THEIR OFT"WARE" ISN'T AS GOOD AS IT COULD BE

i'M USING gimo kek

[Anonymous No.11372528]

Higher Highs, Lower lows

[Anonymous No.11372616]

>ooga booga rock market
>stocks are now straight back to where they were in January
>entire year of growth gone
Are you still laughing /biz/?

[Anonymous No.11372617]

Think about buying ACRX tomorrow. Gonna MOON or some shit.

[Anonymous No.11372629]

can someone explain to me why people are holding through this? Why would someone not place stop limits on their shit? Instead of crying about the big correction, they would just be biding their time and see when to re-enter.

am I not supposed to have stop limits on everything??

[Anonymous No.11372684]

>>11372629
why would you use stop limits if your trading long term?
hodl for life or day/swing trade, pick one

[Anonymous No.11372729]

>>11372403
A lot of risk until november.
Wait for normies to be posting pinkies on facebook before buying into any of them.
Wait for a new low then sell in December.

[Anonymous No.11372772]

>>11372315
>>11372350
>>11372361
>>11372398
>>11372403

HODL

[Anonymous No.11372792]

>>11372491
My dumbass actually tried to google the link to the memo

[Anonymous No.11372886]

>>11372382
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.11373006]

>>11372772
HODL? HODL. Might as well. I mean, we're already at the bottom.

R-right?

[Anonymous No.11373035]

>>11373006

[Texas anon No.11373038]

>>11373006
>ywn have a one kitty THOT patrol

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11373053]

I'm pleasantly surprised desu

[Anonymous No.11373078]

>>11373053
>smart money making new bag holders
thats kind of scary...
so robinhood users are buying the dip

[Anonymous No.11373102]

>>11373006
if i sell it will immediately go back up

[Anonymous No.11373122]

>>11373053
>tfw the entire S&P 500 is a scam to liquidate RH users

[Anonymous No.11373130]

I'm going to be sleeping well tonight.

[Anonymous No.11373142]

I'm happy it's crashing.

Boomers need to die

[Anonymous No.11373158]

>>11372684
even if you were intent on holding long-term, why wouldn't you want to protect your gains and stay green instead of potentially being a bagholder?

I mean if your stop limits trigger in the first place, then it means shit is already going down. Commissions are going to be nothing compared to that growing loss.

[Anonymous No.11373164]

>>11373142
Don't be too happy, we already have the gas chambers warmed up for you zoomers.

[Anonymous No.11373187]

>>11373142
You better watch yourself kid, we're the only thing holding this shithole together

[Anonymous No.11373199]

>selling at the bottom
shiggy diggy doo

[Anonymous No.11373219]

>>11373199
>those fatass red candles going full dislodgement
>thinks this is unironically the bottom and we're just gonna get a nice clean V recovery

lmao

[Anonymous No.11373239]

>>11373142
>crashing
never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.11373248]

>>11373219
I know this is small specs first sp500 trade,
but the worst that can happen at this point is a few candle stick tails below the 200 before we rally back

[Anonymous No.11373256]

Some of you are ok, don’t come to the stock market tomorrow

[Anonymous No.11373263]

>>11373239
I want total destruction of the world so that I can meet the creator.

DOOM DOOM ON ALL OF YOU

[Anonymous No.11373273]

>>11373263
Well just eat a tide pod and hush up please. Some of us are trying to make money.

[Anonymous No.11373283]

>he didn’t buy the gold dip

Chance of a lifetime enjoy your stock bags

[Anonymous No.11373306]

>>11373283
>Buying gold ever
We are not a bunch of 75 year old senior citizens that's why. We don't see the commercials on Turner Classic Movies about diversifying our portfolio's with gold.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11373311]

Buy RACE on the dip, long capitalist extravagance

[Anonymous No.11373320]

When you are looking at futures and it says a % up or down for a given index, what does that % reflect? Close price change?

[Anonymous No.11373321]

Should I buy china while it's on sale?

[Anonymous No.11373342]

>>11373320
It means that the future contract is up 1%. Lookup how futures work on google instead of asking retarded questions.

[Anonymous No.11373343]

>>11373320
Futures are a scam it doesn’t mean anything, look how they depress the gold price it should be 50000/oz

[Anonymous No.11373352]

>>11373311
>RACE
actually not bad, if it bounces back to 130 hot damn
cheap option premiums

[Anonymous No.11373353]

>>11373263
me too but i wanna make money in the process

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11373382]

>>11373352
What are some companies that only the rich shop at? Ralph Lauren? Some expensive winery?

[Anonymous No.11373389]

>>11373382
TOL brothers for fancy homes

[Anonymous No.11373407]

>>11373311

I'd trade that, sure. Probably market buy half of intended principal immediately at open unless it gaps up or down significantly, reassess the trade if it does. Set buy order at around $105 for the other half. Buy target $104-$115, sell target $140, stop loss $99.

[Anonymous No.11373409]

the stock market is the biggest financial scam on earth for all of human history. jews have never stolen more wealth than they have through the stock market

[Anonymous No.11373416]

If we had a real government in any country the jews would be rounded up for mass white collar crime and killed

[Anonymous No.11373419]

I've got $2k to spend on RH. Where's it going boys?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11373425]

>>11373409
>>11373416
Go back to /pol/
With jews, you win

[Anonymous No.11373438]

>>11373419
Buy gold or platinum

[Anonymous No.11373444]

>>11373416
We are getting there youngster. Kanye is an extension of Trump now. White liberals can't criticize him because it's racist. He is bullet proof and redpilled.

[Texas anon No.11373445]

>>11373419
>that gif
Thanks for the headache lol

[Anonymous No.11373483]

so guys I am up 20% today by day trading $TVIX (after actually being diversified and losing 10% earlier this week)

why would I not do the exact same thing tomorrow

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11373490]

I'm having good feelings about tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.11373510]

>>11373419
all in Netflix

[Anonymous No.11373509]

>>11373483
I triple dog dare you to hold TVIX through tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.11373512]

>>11373490
me too. im judging based on after market

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11373518]

>>11373320
Dont listen to these guys telling you futures don't matter

Futures drives the global market, Google asymmetric market theory
You need for ask yourself two questions:

>how is the price for ES_F the same in Japan as it is in America?
>Why would anyone buy a futures contract with no intention of holding it until execution?

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11373519]

>>11373512
All my China shit was green on China trade news, so if our markets are green tmr its just more fuel.

[Anonymous No.11373539]

>>11373518
I was just reading up on it and i understand it a bit more now. I still dont understand what the % change in futures ( for example VXX right now is -6% ), what should the opening for VXX be tomorrow then?
Also CNBC headline dow futures should open 300 points tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.11373550]

>>11373539
I was always told that trading futures is a great way to get liquidated unless you're a pro.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11373551]

>>11373518
Also for answer your question
There tons of way people calculate %
For many 24/5 products people use day to date prices
Others use GMT close

[Anonymous No.11373561]

>>11373550
im not trying to trade futures im just wondering how much of a correlation one can deduce from the data.

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.11373584]

>>11373053
Now I know the market is going to crash more. Millennial RH users expect a bounce off the 200ma. The big guys are about to take these dummies to the cleaners.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11373598]

>>11373584
I bet you my 4 chan gold account it goes up.

[Anonymous No.11373597]

>>11373584
Closes down 2000 tomorrow cap this

[Anonymous No.11373608]

>>11373584
the big guys are targets for the vcoming war all the big guys are fucking jewish scum criminals. They are all targets to be executed as soon as possible. Killing the jews is the NUMBER ONE PRIORITY FOR THE RESTORATION OF THE USA

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.11373611]

>>11373598
You're on.

[Anonymous No.11373612]

>>11373584
This is actually my play. Millennials getting fleeced next week

[Anonymous No.11373620]

>>11373608
stop false flagging, commie

[Anonymous No.11373642]

>>11373608
Scapegoating 101. Always blame the Jews for your personal problems.

[Anonymous No.11373643]

>>11373608
this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.11373649]

>>11373620
Jews are commies in the USA. Trump was supposed to crush jews all day everyday and bomb rich countries. HEs done jack shit. Killing jews and eliminating the MASS white collar crime spree they have robbed our country with is the ONLY priority until; the jews are dead and gone

[Anonymous No.11373659]

>>11373649
>Trump was supposed to crush jews all day everyday and bomb rich countries.
Really? Didn't he do the exact opposite with moving an embassy to Jerusalem?

[Anonymous No.11373661]

>>11373509
not holding anything through close in this kike market. doing 3 day trades a week until the eternabull returns.

[Anonymous No.11373666]

>>11373561
the problem am now adays the HFT stat arb makes the correlation 1:1 but with no time for humans to work with

>>11373584
its 50/50 tomorrow, very annoying
historically chances it going down tomorrow nearly 100%

[Anonymous No.11373684]

>>11373584

red market tomorrow is my play also.

there is the thought in the back of my head that $TVIX was the top mover on robinhood two days in a row -- is that the final norman trap? Lose money down, lose money up?

[Anonymous No.11373686]

I got the feeling that I'm gonna need some vitamin 9mm to get through tomorrow's pain.

[Anonymous No.11373687]

>>11373649
shut up faggot commie

Post your kamf to prove you arent a false flagger

[Anonymous No.11373692]

>>11373642
He didnt state a single personal problem you fucking retarded kike. Go give quest dialog somewhere else, because clearly your reading comprehension needs reprogramming

[Anonymous No.11373700]

>>11373561
People tend to look to futures for data in between market open times. I remember looking into this too. I think that futures gave a slightly better than 50-50 indication of how the following market day would look. One thing I'd recommend is that after a while, you just need to focus on a few things and get good with that. Trying to crunch all this data for the sake of using the data is overwhelming and can lead to exhaustion. It's how I set-up my portfolio, and I've been happy with it for years.

[Anonymous No.11373704]

>>11373687
Never reveal your power level anon.

[Anonymous No.11373709]

>>11373687
See not everyone who knows the jews are evil is a nazi. NAZIs platform was expanding gernamic territory. I dont care about expanding germany. I want MY country USA to get rid of the jewish mennace, nothing to do with hitler and every thing to do with stopping the jews from one more day of spreading lies and niggers and robbing everyone

[Anonymous No.11373715]

How many times do you have to be told that goyim cannot and will not, ever win.
The eternal juden controls all aspects of economics. Do you think they'll allow their enemies to ever touch a slice of their cake? The juden gives you crumbs of bread, to keep you playing their game. The system is set up to serve the juden, and the goyim, their slaves, keep the engines spinning. Play at your own peril.

[Anonymous No.11373721]

>>11373704
Crap, I spilled the beans

[Anonymous No.11373725]

>>11373715
that was their plan, but they didnt think they would be slaughtered by the US military. That is the answer. NO one to save them no where to run. Israel nuked and all the jews in usa dead

[Anonymous No.11373748]

>>11373715
good thing I’m actually jewish!

[Anonymous No.11373772]

>>11373748
no pigfucker you are going to wish to your dead satan massa that you were not a cursed jew. Your barmitzvah money is going back to the people your jew parents stole it from and your goin in the dirt

[Anonymous No.11373781]

>>11373772
fine with me anon I kind of want to die sometimes

[Anonymous No.11373791]

>>11373772
He's not an actual jew anon calm down. Jews are in full on damage control over in /pol/ they don't have time to fuck around in /smg/

[Anonymous No.11373795]

predictions for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.11373807]

what happened to this board?

[Anonymous No.11373809]

>>11373781
that is the real gods telling you the truth. your comfy life is from your parents robbing people with white collar crime and many innocent people suffered so you could be a wealthy jew. Well its over the jew god is dead and its time for the jews to face the punishment

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11373829]

>>11373772
;_;
your in a stock board stop hating on jews pls
besides you sound like brainwashed scitzo pls no

[Anonymous No.11373831]

>>11373795
Youll be saying oo oo oo after seeing the green

[Anonymous No.11373834]

>>11373444
Think he will be president after 2024? Its probably possible...

[Anonymous No.11373845]

>>11373809
>many innocent people suffered
oh no you were middle class growing up you poor poor soul. What a travesty of the human condition

[Anonymous No.11373847]

>>11373829
>you sound like brainwashed scitzo pls
>coming from a weeb LARPing as a hole

[Anonymous No.11373848]

>>11373829
because he is a false flagger
now get back to the kitchen

[Anonymous No.11373866]

>>11373834
Not even a remote chance to be completely honest. Mike Pence would probably be a more likely candidate.

[Anonymous No.11373871]

>>11373848
fuck you to nigger hitler didnt kill off the jews go play wannabe nazi. My goal is clear and real and the suffering is more than you could ever know. The jews DESERVE TO DIE

[Anonymous No.11373874]

>>11373483
TVIX was a good hedge today. thinking about loading up early

[Anonymous No.11373890]

>>11373871
he had jews on his administration and jewish cossaks fought for him. He wasnt a soulless commie like you

>>11373874
you should be shorting the vix

[Anonymous No.11373894]

>>11373834
maybe in the future, he would have to prove that this isn't an act and he has some genuine pro american ideas of his own, if he could get the black community to realize that the blm protest bs is just that, bs, and get them to stop waiting for whitey to help them out, he could be the black president libtards hoped obongo would be.

[Anonymous No.11373896]

>>11373871
god kid its not our fault your parents are deadbeat losers who never did anything with their lives lmao

[Anonymous No.11373897]

>>11373874
If you buy TVIX in the morning, the market is GUARANTEED to climb steadily throughout the day. Murphy's Law 101.

[Anonymous No.11373929]

>>11373896
your barmitzvah is stolen form innocent people. You will be punished so keep making fun of my parents that you know nothing about I dont give a fuck what you say or what game you try to play. You have no power over my will.

[Anonymous No.11373937]

>>11373894
>he could be the black president libtards hoped obongo would be.

Libtards have zero actual desire to see blacks get their shit together. The entire point of globalism is cheap labor and slavery. Even MLK himself was alive today the man would have been branded a Nazi traitor. Its kind of funny but I bet you that if MLK was alive today his twitter would have been banned by now.

Nobody wants Blacks to get organized as far as I can tell. If they dont want it for themselves then its never going to happen.

[Anonymous No.11373964]

>>11373871
>>11373848
im never on smg this late. is this how it usually goes?

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11373972]

>>11373847
>>11373848
ah me understand, now
you want to die painfully.

[Anonymous No.11373973]

>>11373929
>keep making fun of my parents that you know nothing about
kind of like you’re doing to me right now?

[Anonymous No.11373981]

buy TQQQ on the way down and hold
>but they told me to buy hi sell lo

[Anonymous No.11373982]

>>11373897
if you dont buy TVIX tomorrow your mother will die in her sleep tonight

[Anonymous No.11373984]

>>11373964
just wait until midnight pst when the crew gets on at the same time

[Anonymous No.11373988]

>>11373937
i thought that the libtards wanted some stabilization in the black community, but seeing things like support for Bernie and some of the shit that happens in cities like chicago and portland, there is no positive outcome for their actions, but any time a respected member of the black community speaks up against the mainstream CNN crowd, they are immediately trashed and called house negros.... I don't really give a shit, but there are alot of cities that could be really nice if they didn't "chimp out" all the time. Denver, Portland, Atlanta, St.Louis, just to name a few.

[Anonymous No.11373998]

svxy or ziv is the morning play, unless europe goes power green.

[Anonymous No.11374001]

>>11373972
rewuctant!

[Anonymous No.11374016]

>>11373984
are all you guys on drugs and sleep deprived?

[Anonymous No.11374022]

>>11374016
specifically baggie and big5 yes.

[Anonymous No.11374033]

>>11374016
Mostly bagholder...

[Anonymous No.11374040]

When will AMD make it back to 30? I want out of this shit with a small profit.

[Anonymous No.11374042]

When you buy ABX epic style

[Anonymous No.11374044]

>>11373988
Any time you see an ideological group where part of the ideology lacks principles. Throw all meaning or consistency out the window, they are not acting in the best interest of anyone but themselves at that point.

> Sexism is super bad!
> Melania trump is a whore!
> Masculinity is super evil!
> Girl power!

> Racism is bad!
> White people are fucking evil and need to die!

> Violence is bad
> But its ok if its to enforce paying taxes
> But its ok if its someone I dont like

> Lets protest against free speech! Our voices must be heard! Free speech is evil!

Anytime you see something like this happen that means principled arguments are dead. And if you have no principals then nothing else matters. There is no way to rationalize away some kind of double standards. Black people are nothing more than pawns. Never trust anyone who lacks principals more than you can throw them. The only people who allow double standards in their ideology are thieves liars and opportunists.

[Anonymous No.11374053]

>>11374022
checked
>>11374033
checked
i dont take investment advice from sober people either

[Anonymous No.11374055]

>>11374040
Never

[Anonymous No.11374061]

>>11374044
So what do you think the endgame is?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11374091]

>tfw looking for a whore on whisper
>end up with a qt date instead
Life is sometimes good

[Anonymous No.11374102]

>>11374040
According to their once a decade spike, expect 35 dollars in 2026-2028 and then immediate crash back to penny stock status

[Anonymous No.11374106]

>>11372474
Sorry about the watermark, but this is the (((Google))) internal doc.
https://www.scribd.com/document/390521673/The-Good-Censor-GOOGLE-LEAK#from_embed

[Anonymous No.11374109]

>>11374091
You know what to do. Make sure to live stream the date. Big5 will feed you advice on how to finish the deal seeing how he has gone full degenerate at this point.

[Anonymous No.11374111]

>>11374061
to consolidate more wealth for eventual control of humanity.
there are (((certain forces))) in this world that hold an enormous amount of wealth. they are playing RISK right now with the populace

[Anonymous No.11374116]

>>11373982
NOT SO FAST

[Anonymous No.11374127]

I sold everything yesterday. See you guys at the bottom.

[Anonymous No.11374132]

>>11374116
Based immunity dog poster

[Anonymous No.11374134]

Today was a weird one for me. Waiting for the bottom to hit before I start making purchases.

[Anonymous No.11374141]

>Be me
>Walk into lunchroom at work (large place)
>overhear a boomer talking to his buddy
> "The market is going crazy! I moved some of my money around today."
God damn mother fucking boomers.

[Anonymous No.11374146]

>>11372629
Use stop limits if you are swinging on a meme stock. As an example, I bought some OGEN last week or the week before. I had to step out so I couldn't watch it. Set a stop limit in case it bottomed out. Twenty minutes later it hadn't and actually went up. I took my small profit and ran.
On the other hand, I bought some shares of CNSL this month. I'm down, but I'm long this. No reason to sell because I'm holding for the sweet, sweet divs and because I'm obviously hoping it will go up.

[Anonymous No.11374158]

>>11374044
this

commies, socialists, lefties, labor parties are all entitled and demented

[Anonymous No.11374170]

>>11374141
The market is going crazy so he moved his money, what is aggravating about that?

[Anonymous No.11374179]

>>11373972
the real rkg would never threaten a fellow anon!

[Anonymous No.11374180]

>>11374170
they dont predict they just react to the news

[Anonymous No.11374201]

>>11374170
tfw you aren't reacting and most likely loosing as a result xD

[Anonymous No.11374208]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.11374226]

>>11374170
>huge artifical sell off first day
>second day just dumb FOMO fucking boomers selling off their portfolios.
of course im upset.
hopefully the stupidity is over tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.11374233]

the female hosts on Bloomberg are smoking

[Anonymous No.11374236]

>>11374116
We'll see. TICK. TOCK.

[Anonymous No.11374245]

>>11374226
A ton of newfag crypto-refugee zoomers did the same shit today.

[Anonymous No.11374248]

>>11374226
i think shorts will cover going into the weekend, it'll be flat to green with a plunge in vix, i don't think anyone is expecting monday to be another red shit show....

[Texas anon No.11374251]

>>11373988
>gibs just enough welfare to survive
>promote gangster culture that ensures most of them will aspire to be criminals in adulthood
>they all vote democrat cause of gibs
>stay perpetually poor and unemployable so the perpetually need gibs
>stay in power through modern day slavery
If it weren’t the blacks it would’ve been some other race. The pattern remains the same though.

[Anonymous No.11374253]

Trading chad futures over virgin index funds.

No daytrade penalty

Best leverage

Many diversity plays

pairs trading

low fees

low taxes.


Just do it.

[Anonymous No.11374257]

>>11374226
boomers need big headlines market has already crashed 10% start selling now on drudge report because thats what the "experts" told them or whatever and then they sell low again, wait for it to go up and its "safe" and rinse and repeat, no wonder they have been working the last 40 years

[Texas anon No.11374273]

>>11374253
Wrong spacing for this website m8

[Anonymous No.11374281]

>>11374226
The stupidity is just beginning. Tomorrow may rally but friday is going to be a bloodbath

[Anonymous No.11374290]

>>11374248
if you were me and you had 31.5 vxx puts expiring next friday, would you hodl through the weekend? right now its at about 34 and if we pump tomorrow worst case scenario is i sell at a loss. the theta decay through the weekend worries me.

[Texas anon No.11374302]

>>11374281
T-tomorrow is Friday though, isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.11374327]

>>11374290
I think you would be insane to sell tomorrow. This crash is fake and gay, next week the golden bull will resume.

[Anonymous No.11374333]

Don't worry bois... Mike won't let you down tomorrow...

[Anonymous No.11374334]

>>11374061
Technology pushes us towards technocratic ideology. Code is Law enforces principaled arguments because the code has specific functionality when enacted.

Also governments will be starved out on taxation. Ultimately the left will transform into a technocratic ideology. Right now its just a bunch of morons with zero principles who bring zero value anyway.

[Anonymous No.11374335]

>>11374281
fuck.. tomorrow is friday. were all fucked

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.11374337]

>>11373972
Is this really you?
I've beat off to it 41 times in the last 3 days.

[Anonymous No.11374338]

>>11374327
how do you back up this claim?

[Anonymous No.11374343]

TELL THE GOVERNMENT TO QUIT MANIPULATING THE FUTURES THE CRASH IS WHAT WE NEED

[Anonymous No.11374351]

>>11374290
can't you sell the puts for green at the moment? I never really played options i just use etf's.

[Anonymous No.11374356]

>>11374111
We must fight back by making as many things decentralized and blockchain based as possible. Even in situations where

> A centralized database would be better for performance.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.11374358]

>>11373972
Also, I'd still like to introduce you to my potato peeler... or my stapler gun
>thinkingface.png
Choose wisely.
I have new reason to hope this interview with Google goes well.

[Anonymous No.11374367]

life savings into spotify? Y OR N!?!?!?!?!

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.11374380]

>>11374367
N, unless you spelled Shopify wrong.

[Anonymous No.11374384]

>>11374351
options are the same as stock except the idea is this, its like a owning a stick of dynamite attached to alot of shares of some company or index, you buy it at a certain price, hope it goes up or your bag holding until the date the bomb explodes and you lose all your money. you might ask well why the fuck would you play with bombs? because you get more shares for your dollar vs buying stock. alot more. leverage basically.

[Anonymous No.11374386]

>>11374367
as long as adblock exists and functions, NO

[Anonymous No.11374391]

>>11374367
Yes, god speed my child.

[Anonymous No.11374393]

>>11374367
i dont know why your life has lead you to such a bad decision anon but no, do not fomo into a shitty wanna be broadcasting service from the 2000s

[Anonymous No.11374397]

>>11373409
The stock market was a way for Jews to trick conservative Christians to get into gambling #woke

[Anonymous No.11374406]

>>11374208
the entire world is buying the dip right now

[Anonymous No.11374407]

>>11373035
Thought your post could use it

[Anonymous No.11374408]

>>11374397
(((International Finance)))
(((Global Marketeers)))

[Anonymous No.11374423]

>Politicians cant be prosecuted for insider trading
>Politicians get paid first from the fed and will always have more buying power than you.
>Politicians kids are forgiven for student loan debt in bankruptcy, but our kids are not, they are stuck with them forever
thats all you need to know about whether the government is corrupt or not folks.

[Anonymous No.11374428]

>>11374356
blockchain may well be the future. in the future. it hasnt established itself enough to be a viable investment. normies know the word bitcoin. they also have no idea what the word blockchain means

[Anonymous No.11374432]

>>11374384
i know the basics, just get the buying and selling of puts or buying and selling of calls, i know the vix dictates the price of the options, instead of shorting or buying and selling a put, i would just buy the inverse sector etf, ie financials or energy. My general answer is that i think the vix is high, i think oil found a bottom and the market will flatten out, big money needed to slow down the interest rate and energy run before it got out of hand that equities needed to be remodeled. Hence why you heard alot of chatter against oil producers, saudis specifically, and criticism of the fed, which is deserving. Hell, they hadn't raised IR almost the entire previous presidency, now they come out and go up 200 bips, jesus christ, you know. I think there is a weak floor, and shorts have made a shit load of money, they are going to cash some of that out and eat fat over the weekend.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11374439]

>>11374337
One backwards image search will tell you no

How the fuck are you going to work at google if you can't do this shit?

[Anonymous No.11374442]

>>11374407
thats awesome thx, im that op.

[Anonymous No.11374448]

>>11374432
you got that backwards, options determine the value of vix.

[Anonymous No.11374453]

>>11374423
that sounds based
where can apply to be a politician?

[Anonymous No.11374457]

February dump only lasted 7 days and then she shot up like a rocket, i don't think we shoot up, but appetite for selling is getting full.

[Anonymous No.11374461]

>>11374453
The local Synagogue.
The initiation process is painful.

[Anonymous No.11374473]

>>11374457
How much is it down compared to February?

[Anonymous No.11374486]

>>11374448
The price of call and put options can be used to calculate implied volatility, because volatility is one of the factors used to calculate the value of these options. Higher volatility of the underlying security makes an option more valuable, because there is a greater probability that the option will expire in the money (i.e., with a market value above zero). Thus, a higher option price implies greater volatility, other things being equal.

chicken or egg i guess

[Anonymous No.11374492]

If this post ends in an even number, green day tomorrow.

If this post ends in an odd number, red day tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.11374503]

>>11374492
We're gonna be okay, frens. We're all gonna be okay.

[Anonymous No.11374504]

Hence high VIX readings mean investors see significant risk that the market will move sharply, whether downward or upward.

Honestly, i haven't seen a high vix in a bull market, so sharp move upward, i would have to disagree with that.

[Anonymous No.11374508]

>>11374486
IV isnt the vix index but rather an equation of IV from the cboe. Its mostly jewish tricks.

[Anonymous No.11374524]

>>11374473
less, almost 10% in feb

[Anonymous No.11374527]

>>11374406

Damn right.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.11374542]

>>11374439
>How the fuck are you going to work at google if you can't do this shit?
Dude, I have no fucking idea.

I'm going to keep beating off to that shit though.

[Anonymous No.11374545]

>>11374508
tricky or not it is what it is, HFT, are the tricksters who should be banned.

[Anonymous No.11374554]

>>11374545
derivatives should be banned

[Anonymous No.11374569]

[Anonymous No.11374574]

bbiab, need some food

[Anonymous No.11374576]

>>11374542
So... you prefer men...

[Anonymous No.11374590]

>>11374428
They don't need to. All we need to do is get scaling solved enough where decentrality is manageable within reason and the platforms will function without a need for normies to even really give a fuck what it is. UX can solve most problems facing crypto right now. We want people using the tech even in situations where it barely makes sense.

[Anonymous No.11374592]

>>11374569
>tfw there still isnt a good alternative to google

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11374607]

Literealy just played a game of pool with a guy that broke and ran the table all the way through the 8 ball. I've played alot of pool and I've never seen that before

[Anonymous No.11374608]

>>11374592
Uhhh Bing?

[Anonymous No.11374621]

>>11374592
There are a few blockchain based startups. Bitchute, Dlive, Dtube, Vimm

[Anonymous No.11374634]

>>11374503
Pool shark

[Anonymous No.11374667]

>>11374608
Bing sucks

[Anonymous No.11374690]

Heres to a green day and a epic rebound the likes of which the stock market has ever seen.
Good luck guys.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.11374702]

>>11374667
There's some good porn on Bing.
Mless is still best tho

[Anonymous No.11374718]

>>11374607
>Literealy just played a game of pool with a guy that broke and ran the table all the way through the 8 ball. I've played alot of pool and I've never seen that before
What could this mean?

[Anonymous No.11374719]

>>11374569

I am thoroughly prepared for this to be 95% joking around by low-level employees.

[Anonymous No.11374720]

>>11373158
Because you can't time the market and the day after your stop loss sell could be a rebound. Meaning you sold at a low which you don't want as a long-term investor.

[Anonymous No.11374725]

i hope my sqqq pays well tomorrow

[Anonymous No.11374731]

shanghai and japan is flat
hang seng up 1%
lets see how europe opens and the bank guidance in premarket

[Anonymous No.11374768]

>>11374731
how long till europe open?

[Anonymous No.11374769]

>>11374718
He played against someone who played a perfect game, pretty cool

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11374833]

>>11374725
heh

[Anonymous No.11374835]

Is it too late to jump on SQQQ?

What should I buy /smg/?

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.11374843]

>>11374718
Someone straight up didn't give me a chance to shoot. Perfect game. Very rare

[Anonymous No.11374859]

>>11374835
gold

[Anonymous No.11374870]

>>11374859
gold is a shit tier meme. at least stocks are easily convertible to real value.

[Anonymous No.11374871]

>>11374859
Care to elaborate, friend?

[Anonymous No.11374896]

>>11374871
its a meme. Gold wont go up till a catastrophic happening, and by then your currency wont be your biggest worry

[Anonymous No.11374903]

ALL OF YOU BETTER BUY TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.11374917]

>>11374903
What will you buy?

[Anonymous No.11374934]

>>11374871
follow the jews, its alike following the smart money except even better...
jews like gold -> jews own gold -> you buy gold
>>>>rich

[Anonymous No.11374956]

So what's your guys opinion on catching a falling knife?

[Anonymous No.11374964]

dem futures doe

[Anonymous No.11374973]

>>11374956
Use your asshole

[Anonymous No.11374977]

>>11374956
i caught a stake knife with my toes once while washing the dishes

no meme i swear it happened

[Anonymous No.11374984]

>>11374964
inbred dumb cunt here,

just want to confirm the futures are showing a good day tomorrow at the moment right?

[Anonymous No.11375001]

dark pools are buying like crazy to cover the massive selloff tommorow and margin capitulation on monday. trade wisely frens

[Anonymous No.11375012]

>>11374973
>Use your asshole
>>11374977
>i caught a stake knife with my toes once while washing the dishes
>no meme i swear it happened
Thanks for the meme answers guys
>pic related
it's you ;^)

[Anonymous No.11375022]

>>11374731
shanghai finna close green maby jap as well

[Anonymous No.11375034]

>>11372315
just started investing about 2 weeks ago and im already down $372 US. Did i just pick a shitty time to start, or is this normal? definitely not gonna sell right now. All of them were long term.

[Anonymous No.11375039]

>>11375034
buy every month same amount into index funds

if the markets were down for the last month, buy even more

on a big 10%+ correction, buy even more

imagine if you bought during 08-09, while shit was collapsing? guess where all that stuff is now, up 25%+ on an annual basis even if something went from $100 to $40 before its now $500+

JUST BUY AND HOLD

[Anonymous No.11375054]

>>11375039
you're so full of shit

[Anonymous No.11375056]

>>11374768
1h15

[Anonymous No.11375064]

>>11374956
ill let you know tomorrow if my vxx puts go in the money kek

[Anonymous No.11375068]

>>11374592
At work we use Qwant.

[Anonymous No.11375069]

>>11375054
wow some dude is mad cuz im winning and hes not

what a surprise, its like im IRL

[Anonymous No.11375088]

>>11375034
buy low sell high, dont get greedy, dont wait around too long.

now is definetly a good buying time, 1 month ago was not my friend

> DOUBLE DOWN

[Anonymous No.11375101]

>>11375069
don't misconstrue doubt with anger, you're full of shit, show me a stock ticker that reflects your statement, don't lie to people on here, you can tell by the way some people write that they know what there talking about, some people on here know what there talking about, you, are full of shit.

[Anonymous No.11375107]

Asian looking good today
euro to follow (????)
BRING ME THE GOLDEN BULL

[Anonymous No.11375131]

>>11375088
buy what? more of what i already have?

[Anonymous No.11375134]

>>11375107
europe head faked yesterday, interesting to see what they do today.... dax futs are still in the tank

[Anonymous No.11375135]

>>11375001
How certain are we of this massive selloff tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.11375144]

>>11375101
lmao wut

this is the way you make it, buy all the time and when its going down buy even more

im needing my money to be worth a lot in 2040 not 2019

[Anonymous No.11375151]

>>11375144
so what are you buying then?

[Anonymous No.11375162]

>>11375134
>>11375107
Euro futures are all looking good. See how it goes.

[Anonymous No.11375164]

>>11373704
Nonsense. It's time to name the jew publicly.
Also: Go long on ZYKB

[Anonymous No.11375175]

>>11375162
yea you're right ftse dax and cac are all green, must have been looking at yesterday

[Anonymous No.11375190]

>>11375175
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

green means buy right?

[Anonymous No.11375192]

you guys think the Saudis killed that guy?

[Anonymous No.11375202]

>>11375190
green means bought, if you want to buy, that's up to you

[Anonymous No.11375207]

Is it time to panic, or will this 2 day trend reverse tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.11375208]

>>11375190
tomorrow will be a huge rally until the end of day sell off.
im certain of it.
i have zero evidence to back it up besides historical bounce backs, but i believe.

[Anonymous No.11375219]

>>11375190
https://www.bloomberg.com/markets/stocks/futures

i like bloom better, cnbc is amateur hour....

>>11375207
reverse, how much, i don't know, flat at the minimum

[Anonymous No.11375221]

>>11375207
just make make sure you wait till the prices are high enough before you buy in again

[Anonymous No.11375229]

>>11375219
thank you wise anon

[Anonymous No.11375236]

>>11375190
also i was a huge Erin Burnett fan, then she went to CNN and turned into a lib cunt.

[Anonymous No.11375261]

>>11375192
What is your better theory?

[Anonymous No.11375288]

>>11375261
they whacked that fucker in the embassy, and give zero shits, but it's interesting to see all the hoopla about their business investment conference, all these libtards are boycotting, was huge, second only to Davos in Swissland, and Davos is a big deal.

[Anonymous No.11375304]

>>11375219
I think if we end flat tomorrow the bloodshed will 100% continue on Monday.

[Anonymous No.11375313]

>>11374040
I don't understand you people. The entire market drops drastically yesterday, AMD ends up on the day - with after hours trading bringing it up noticeably higher, and the first instinct here is to think 30 is a good deal? This is textbook overcorrection, I'd be pumping more in at it's current price if I had the liquidity.

[Anonymous No.11375316]

>>11375304
why do you thinnk that?

[Anonymous No.11375318]

I hope these VIX futures are accurate,
oh god i dont think i can sleep tonight.
-10k in the hole.

[Anonymous No.11375322]

>>11375151
QQQ, SPY, then half those amounts of QLD and SSO

alongside some other blue chips I buy after my index funds monthly are filled, i dont buy any memes

[Anonymous No.11375327]

>vix puts
oooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.11375335]

BASED NIKKEI HAS RALLIED
THE SLOPES ARE GONNA DO IT BOYS!

[Anonymous No.11375338]

>>11375318
correct me if im wrong but VIX futures only track volatility independant of direction, so it could be a big swing up OR down? right?

[Anonymous No.11375340]

>>11375327

[Anonymous No.11375347]

>>11375338
thats what the other futures are for
dow +300
spy +35
enough to get my puts back to even if we dont sell off.

[Anonymous No.11375362]

>>11375338
supposedly, but i've rarely if ever seen the VIX go up in a green market

[Anonymous No.11375368]

>>11375362
i know it becomes a inverse market etf during periods of high volatility, and its designed to decay over time naturally.
usually when spy goes up, vix goes down and vice versa, eith exceptions

[Anonymous No.11375399]

>>11375327
what are you in at bro, tomorrow we ride the rocket to gainz galaxy

[Anonymous No.11375407]

>>11375316
Mostly a gut sense. The market minders desperately want things to go up tomorrow so no one starts to seriously consider that we are in a big, fat, ugly bubble. If the best the markets can muster is a flat close, that means confidence is already too low for us to continue on an upward trajectory from current prices and the bubble will deflate.

I honestly would love to know what makes AAPL worth 2x as much as two years ago. What is the big innovation they've had that justifies that valuation?

[Anonymous No.11375430]

>>11375407
anticipation of forward earnings, and new tech which they haven't had since jobs died, and people like warren holding 20 billion apple stock and sitting on it.... i hate apple

[Anonymous No.11375462]

>>11375399
December $22 vxx put for 25 cent

[Anonymous No.11375483]

>>11375462
>vix futures down 11 percent now

[Anonymous No.11375486]

>>11375407
supposedly the Turks have audio to prove that the Saudis whacked that guy, but that would essentially expose the Turks to spying on the Saudis, which is weird, but they've pretty much said it already.... The Saudis are taking a page out of the Russian playbook

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11375594]

>>11375483
Holy fuck I bought one VXX put before close

[Anonymous No.11375602]

holy shit 7%

[Anonymous No.11375619]

>>11375594

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11375633]

>>11375619
Thanks fren, I'm happy for u :))))

[Anonymous No.11375644]

Go green go

>>11375407
>I honestly would love to know what makes AAPL worth 2x as much as two years ago. What is the big innovation they've had that justifies that valuation?
From a AAPL supplier pov, they are the only smartphone company actually taking risks to get new shit in their phones. I don't own an iPhone myself (because I wouldn't have much of a use for it), but they actually drive the market forward, that's undeniable.
That being said, the reason for the stock price being up by so much is probably the bubble formed by the US fiscal policies last year.

[Anonymous No.11375661]

So tomorrow we going up or mass capitulation and margin calls...

[Anonymous No.11375693]

>an 830 Point plummet is a correction
>but a hypothetical 400 point increase is a """surge"""
(((boomers)))

[Anonymous No.11375748]

congo having a sexy ebola outbreak, it's like it's not even news anymore, shit i remember when people thought ebola was the new AIDS.

[Anonymous No.11375828]

>>11374592
try ecoasia

[Anonymous No.11375852]

Europe is green last time i checked. Asia was green too. Newyork gonna be a green .

[Anonymous No.11375877]

>>11375288
Why do people preend to give a fuck about a single wanker just because he was on the news. But i gaurantee you if they saw the nigger geting mugged and stabbed in front of them most of them wouldn't do shit.

Also people gotta respect Saudi culture. Saud's don't kill people for no reason. What exactly did he do to cause the Saudi's to behead him? he was clearly up to no good.

[Anonymous No.11375908]

>>11375877
Turks are saying they have audio and video now, inb4 Saudi vs Turk war in the Desert 2019.

[Anonymous No.11375923]

>>11375908
>Saudi vs Turk war in the Desert 2019.
There's like 5.5 countries between those two.
It will be fun

[Anonymous No.11375962]

>>11375923
I wonder what's up Turkeys ass, they are both Sunni, so it's not like they have a theological grudge.

[Anonymous No.11375978]

>>11375908
>Turks are saying they have audio and video now, inb4 Saudi vs Turk war in the Desert 2019.
honestly why give a fuck. It's like crying about a single soldier who got killed in a war.
These journalist's know exactly what they are doing and what are the risk's.
>People will mourn me for jumping into a tank fulled with sharks

[Anonymous No.11375986]

>>11375962
They're oil rivals both vying for western appreciation. Plus Turkey is more secular than anything

[Anonymous No.11376011]

>>11375962
In the near east and middle east, everyone hate each other by principle.

[Anonymous No.11376038]

>>11375978
Because a lot of loud liberals think can control countries affairs by shaming them.... and he was a WaPo contributor so those fckers are louder than ever thinking their boy got whacked for being naive, hell, maybe some folks here in the US asked the Saudis to put out the hit.

[Anonymous No.11376060]

>>11376054
>>11376054
>>11376054
NEW THREAD

[Anonymous No.11376159]

>>11375034
>just started investing about 2 weeks ago and im already down $372 US. Did i just pick a shitty time to start, or is this normal?
Everyone here thinks you're a dumb zoomer/muhlennyall sucker and are eager to dump on you. Market sell the first chance you get and ignore any """advice"""" given because if you take it at face value they will openly brag about screwing you in the coming weeks and spit dumb one liners and non sequiturs at you.
Read the posts in this thread to have an idea of who you are dealing with.

[Anonymous No.11376553]

Just took a look at my 200 stock after hours watch list. Almost all of it is green above 1% at least.

[Anonymous No.11376754]

>>11374367
YES

[Anonymous No.11376762]

>>11374973
Insider trading