/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.11343716]

trashcan edition.

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previous thread: >>11334856 →

[Anonymous No.11343722]

>>11343716
Anon I don't feel so good

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11343725]

>>11343716

I'm going to need one of those to hold all of my money in when this market crashes.

[Anonymous No.11343726]

wrong previous
>>11340306

[Anonymous No.11343728]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11343738]

>>11343722
what kind of faggot font is that?

[Anonymous No.11343740]

>>11343722

[Anonymous No.11343748]

>>11343694
What's a warrant? Investopedia doesn't help

Also bought this today guys.
What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.11343750]

First for AMRS shorts get the bullet

[Anonymous No.11343759]

SSO

QLD

Retirement

thank me later

[Anonymous No.11343763]

>defense

Go up damnit!

I'll have to cope by fapping to rkg

[Anonymous No.11343780]

>>11343738
top kek

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11343785]

>>11343763
thats a man

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11343792]

>>11343763
Thats Planes

[Anonymous No.11343796]

SPY pls go up...

Bond yields backing off and dollar weakening. This should be exploding in price right now..

[Anonymous No.11343801]

>>11343785
Not in my imagination.
I never said i had healthy coping mechanisms anyways.

[Anonymous No.11343803]

>>11343763
A reverse image search only shows this picture shows up in /biz/ and /g/. I don't think rkg ever goes to /g/ but it's definitely a 4chan user.

[Anonymous No.11343810]

BULL FLAG ON RIV HOURLY THE TIME IS NOW THE MOONING IS NIGH

[Anonymous No.11343824]

>>11343792

Shut up it's very obviously Comfy.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11343846]

>>11343824
UwU pay be for nudes daddy

[Anonymous No.11343860]

>>11343824
No amount of hormones and makeup could make this face look like that one.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11343862]

Can this market make up it's fucking mind already? I'm tired of this up down up down shit. Just fucking pick a direction already REEEE.

[Anonymous No.11343873]

>>11343810

Okay there is the sell pressure I was talking about end of last thread. 001 anonymous broker code of course. This is the motherfucker that has to be bought out for the SP to moon properly. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.11343889]

You could be sitting taking lunch,
The news will hit you like a punch,
It's only tuesday..

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11343895]

>>11343862
>not buying SPY calls at noon today
Baggy plz

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11343905]

>>11343895
By noon I mean 1pm oopsies ticking time conversions

[Texas anon No.11343912]

>>11343443
>>11343521
>haven’t been camping since 6th grade Boy Scouts when kid puked all over the tent
>go to a friend of the family’s land
>hike out
>build fire
>set up hammock
>start heating beans
>beans never heated all the way but eat anyway
>suddenly really really bored
>fire off some pistol rounds into the dark
>still hungry so eat the rest of food but still hungry
>still bored
>guess I’ll go to sleep
>laying in hammock and suddenly feel sharp pain in stomach
>it’s a fucking deer tick
>remove tick and lay back down
>roll to one side
>hammock flips and I’m hanging
>manage to unzip and fall out
>tryagain.png
>fall asleep
>roll to other side in slip and hammock flips again
>no zipper on this side
>reach knife and cut myself out
>rage quit hammock and fall asleep on ground
>wake up freezing
>relight Fire
>wake up at dawn shivering uncontrollably
>glasses frozen over
>relight fire and warm up
>pack everything and go home
>back warm and comfy in bed by 7:30
>sleep till noon
I haven’t been camping in 10 years. I limit everything to day trips now.

[Anonymous No.11343918]

Shouts out to Twitter, Facebook, and Tesla for pumping FNGU

[Texas anon No.11343931]

>>11343763
If that’s RKG I’ll marry her in a heartbeat and inherit her gainz when she dies. As much as o love MILFs I have a weakness for cute grills too.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11343939]

>>11343912
Sad, camping is kino
The best week of my life was a 7 day backpacking trip into central Idaho
We didn't see another person the entire time

[Anonymous No.11343955]

>>11343860
kill it with fire

[Anonymous No.11343961]

>>11343873

On the positive side, all this seller or sellers hiding behind anon code have managed to do today is created doji candles on the hourly. Red ain't happening. Retail wants in and they want in bad.

[Anonymous No.11343967]

>SPYD vs VYM
Are dividends a good option if you're just going to reinvest?

Also, thoughts/opinions on ROYT?

[Anonymous No.11343979]

POWER HOUR BETTER HAPPEN

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11343987]

>>11343931
thats a guy

[Anonymous No.11343995]

>>11343979
it jsut happened

[Anonymous No.11343999]

>>11343979

[Anonymous No.11344017]

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK

[Anonymous No.11344019]

>>11343931
>implying rkg wants to get married with all the patriarchal undertones that carries
Life partners in a comfy country home is how you win the rkg

[Anonymous No.11344031]

>>11344017
Classic stock boomer cumming seeing massive 0.01% gains, KEK
The absolute state of stock market

[Anonymous No.11344034]

>>11344019
Kneepad doesn't want love, only death.

[Anonymous No.11344048]

>>11343967
RDIV

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11344077]

IT'S TIME FOR THE WACKY AND WILD SELL OFF SOUR HOUR FROM HELL!

[Anonymous No.11344080]

>The current state of traditional auto manufacturers
>GM
>F

[Anonymous No.11344097]

Got fucked hard by TRVN today. I need a new ride or die, YOLO stock to throw all my wagie coins at NAO

[Anonymous No.11344100]

>>11344077
DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.11344110]

SGMS you are missing out on money born from degeneracy

[Anonymous No.11344141]

Did I get shilled in GBR? I am expecting it to produce gains soon but it seems to be stagnating

[Anonymous No.11344142]

>>11343763
>>11343931
There's no way thats kneepads. If she was that pretty she could pretty much get any rich guy she wants and not have to work for any gainz. She's only trying so hard and shitposts here with us because shes probably uggo as fuck, see>>11344034

[Texas anon No.11344145]

>>11344019
Are you at an airshow?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11344150]

>>11344142
RKG doesn't have a sexuality.
She only has lust for power.

[Anonymous No.11344157]

F...Ford is gonna bounce back s...soon right anon?

[Anonymous No.11344172]

>>11344157
hahaha....it's the end of the auto cycle anon. Undervalued the whole cycle then crashes at the end of it. Feels bad man. GM is the hot one now.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11344177]

The resistance at $288 is impenetrable. The bears are throwing red candles like a bunch of sticks of dynamite. The whole market is going to get BTFO.

[Anonymous No.11344181]

>>11344141
Was it shilled by big5 or planes?

Y. Prepare your anus for devastating losses, rectal bleeding, regret, suicidal thoughts
N. Your good senpai

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11344182]

>>11344157
>haha thanks for the cheapies

[Anonymous No.11344185]

>>11344141
Yes, you fell for a big5 meme. You not only will be liquidated, you deserve it.

[Anonymous No.11344199]

>>11344080

>tfw F bagholder
>sold $9 ITM covered calls 11/2 expiry last week to collect the fat premiums when it was around $0.40 a contract
>mfw the contract price tanked 35% today
>mfw don't care if F dances around 9 since my average cost is well under that thanks to said fat premiums

Stop being a bitch and hedge your shit.

[Anonymous No.11344202]

>>11344182
>"H-have fun c-chasing!"

[Anonymous No.11344204]

>>11344141
Get Rekt

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11344216]

A bull just tried to cross the $288 line and it was slaughtered and thrown on the fire.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11344227]

>>11344216
Bears are eating steak tonight, but not before they burn and salt all the green pastures of the bulls so they starve.

[Anonymous No.11344230]

Predicting market reversal tomorrow. We will see a month of green.

[Anonymous No.11344246]

>>11344227
Its gonna bart the fuck up and bears will be speechless

[Anonymous No.11344281]

>Power hour dud
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

[Anonymous No.11344305]

Biz said it would be a green day....
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11344307]

>B-BUY THE DIP

[Anonymous No.11344355]

>>11344142
Not gonna lie, I'd be down for an uggo anyways.

>>11344145
Was a few months back, looking at our glorious f35


You all bought 10/26 $6 SNAP puts back when they were .04 right anons?

[Anonymous No.11344365]

WERE BACK BOYS

3 MONTH BULL RUN STARTS NIW

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11344366]

The bears are backing off of the green pastures, to prepare for the stealth bear night offensive, where they rape all the fatties and eat all of the veal.

[Anonymous No.11344383]

is being a bear the most embarrassing thing you can be in modern times?

the markets will literally always go up forever, bears will ALWAYS be wrong

[Anonymous No.11344384]

>>11344366
You've become very dark... i like it...

[Anonymous No.11344387]

Are you positioned for the NIO/TSLA flippening, anons?

[Anonymous No.11344388]

LCI is preparing for a 363 bankruptcy. gtfo. You have been warned.

[Anonymous No.11344391]

>>11343716
I'm currently diversified about 30/30/40 for developed foreign, US large cap, and US small cap respectively. Should I add in some dividend funds/pick a few good Div Aristocrat corporations and buy those directly, or should I continue investment into what I've got.

My largest concern with dividend focused purchases is that they'll probably perform terribly during this period of increasing rates, and may not grow as aggressively since they're already mature and established corporations. Bringing in dividends as a passive form of income to reinvest does sound attractive, especially when supported by my already aggressive savings rate (minimum of 25% of my net).

I don't necessarily want to retire young, rather I'd like to be in a position where I don't need to work and can pursue what I want independent of monetary payout. Dividends would provide cash flow while small cap would potentially grow more aggressively and give me a greater lump sum.

I've seen dividend shilled so much on /smg/ but I want to know why, considering I've been taught that dividends/stable assets are for when you get closer to retirement and don't want to weather a massive recession 2 months before you plan to retire.

[Anonymous No.11344394]

>>11344383
No anon, all things must end and be cleansed by the fire to be reborn... gainz come from painz

[Anonymous No.11344448]

BART UP

[Anonymous No.11344452]

NIO flight to Pluto departing

[Anonymous No.11344455]

>>11344391
>My largest concern with dividend focused purchases is that they'll probably perform terribly during this period of increasing rates, and may not grow as aggressively since they're already mature and established corporations. Bringing in dividends as a passive form of income to reinvest does sound attractive, especially when supported by my already aggressive savings rate (minimum of 25% of my net).
not everything falls in a recession, WM for example, and many utilities dont give a fuck what the rest of the markets do, they follow their own price cycles

[Anonymous No.11344468]

BUY DA SPY, LOOK MOM, IT RHYMES XDDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.11344493]

>>11344468
*note: the MACD chart is based on weekly, not daily, candles

[Anonymous No.11344499]

>>11344455
Fair enough. My specific point was towards increasing rates providing similarly stable income at similar-ish rates if it continues to rise.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11344521]

>>11344448
REVERSE UPWARD BART COMMENCING!!!!

[Anonymous No.11344523]

I got the inside scoop on a company that is supposed to make big gains soon. The ticker is LCI.

Don't let anyone know I told you so

[Anonymous No.11344536]

>>11344523
Quiet big5

[Anonymous No.11344548]

>>11344536
XD

[Anonymous No.11344552]

BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.11344563]

>>11344468
That is lance's analysis from zerohedge, he is the worst trader of all times. Always wrong and has been bearish 10 years now on stocks. He also was totally wrong about bonds. Never listen to failed traders always look track record

[Anonymous No.11344573]

>>11344563
buuuy daaa sppppyyyyyyyy

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11344585]

can anybody explain to me that big as fuck volume spike we had in the middle of the day? It's like some dude with a bunch of shekels noped the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.11344589]

>>11344573
Well, short it then. We will see who is right once again.

[Anonymous No.11344603]

>>11344585
volume is a meme

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11344608]

>>11344589
I'm in VXX calls up to the cock ring.

[Anonymous No.11344610]

FUCK I MISSED NIO!

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11344618]

WHAT THE FUCK RED DAY NO NO NO
DOWN AFTER HOURS
REEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S ALL OVER
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.11344631]

>>11344585
Literally nothing made any fucking sense today

[Anonymous No.11344632]

>>11344589
Test my nuts nigger. SPXU coming in hot

>>11344603
>the measure of market sentiment relative to the average is not good

Spread your anuses for early November after the October 31st unload

[Anonymous No.11344646]

I wish I could phonepost but I always end up with a banned ip. Today I sold my BABA, I'll buy back when it hits 165-170. I split the money between MCD and ATVI. I miss shitposting all day with my friends here.

t. Grim

[Anonymous No.11344659]

>>11344608
In the morning, at open, when the dow was down close to 170 points, the vix didnt move... fuck that..

[Anonymous No.11344660]

>>11344646
Holy shit it wasn't a banned ip!!

[Anonymous No.11344661]

day four of bleeding
you didn't believe me when I predicted five red days after the China hack was revealed

[Anonymous No.11344664]

I just want one green day, I'm getting sick of every index moving sideways

And AMZN bags are getting kind of heavy

[Anonymous No.11344665]

>>11344632
ok smoothbrain
SPX 3300 2019

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11344667]

>>11344631
If nothing is making any sense than that must mean there's uncertainty within the investors. If there's a ton of uncertainty it's probably going to cause a sell off. I think round 2 might be about to begin.

[Anonymous No.11344682]

Am I going to regret this? 2 contracts each

[Anonymous No.11344711]

first gor NBEV JUST'ing my portfolio

[Anonymous No.11344712]

>>11344665

I don't understand how you can be this utterly retarded in the face of record debt, both corporate and private, and at a time of rising interest rates. One more rate hike in December, 4 more in 2019. The market is cooked up on heavy debt, debt that needs to be financed, and you do that by selling off to free up liquidity. It doesn't help with every emerging market scrambling for US dollars as well when they fed is going into quantitative tightening.

You're kind of like the shoe-shining negro that told Joe Kennedy to buy, giving him the signal to dump it

[Anonymous No.11344731]

APOLOGIZE TO NIO RIGHT NOW

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11344735]

>>11344712
I'm so sick of seeing this shoeshine bullshit for the rational of the crash every single day for the last two years.

FIND A NEW BEAR MEME, this one is stale

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11344746]

>>11344712
So wait should I just wait and short T-bills and long volatility on the 26th to catch all the volatility then long the day before the election?

[Anonymous No.11344753]

>>11344731
Feels so good man. Averaged down a few times but ran out of dry powder a couple weeks ago. Blue skies ahead.

[Anonymous No.11344758]

>>11343750
It is a fucking MIDTEENS company m8

I was skeptical about their chinky partners but the big news about the magic sugar came out.

I think it may be a pre-earning pump as Q3 just ended. Papa Melo's promise about Q3 having a positive EBITDA mignt not be fulfilled but it is a buy on dips

[Anonymous No.11344760]

>>11344731
I'll apologize tomorrow when it crashes after the pumpers take profit

[Anonymous No.11344796]

long PBR. trust me lads

[Anonymous No.11344799]

>>11344712
This is right. The US dollar is in for a short squeeze.

Go to 15:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C43i3yclec

[Anonymous No.11344808]

>>11344735

The rationale* is listed in the first sentence of the post you subzero brainlet, not in the meme. It simply applies to this situation when 95%+ of bizlets are screaming to buy at any price in the hopes of some golden bull garbage. Go back to prepping the bull.

>>11344746
Short T bills now if you can. The fed is part of the same establishment that is trying to destroy and undermine Donald Trump. They will tank the markets and blame Trump for instigating the trade war instead. He's being used as the fall guy for the central banks. Also note how overcrowded the market is with just a few stocks, pic related

[Anonymous No.11344817]

>>11344799
Based and thank you

[Anonymous No.11344827]

P-punk ass bears, we will get you tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.11344832]

>>11344034
that's cosmo aka narcissawright

[Anonymous No.11344836]

>>11344712
sowy little small spec
Ill be enjoying the golden bull gains while you sit on your hands

[Anonymous No.11344844]

>>11344827
T-that's right, b-based bull bro!

[Anonymous No.11344859]

where do I dump my 1K? What’s biz shilling these days?

[Anonymous No.11344862]

>>11344836

Kek eat shit I shorted China on leverage and made a hefty sum after closing my position yesterday. Are you currently practicing to be a hotel bag boy? You'll be carrying some serious weight on the way down

[Anonymous No.11344878]

>>11344862
im not arguing the same exact arguments beartards have spewed for years,
lose more money, I dont care

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11344883]

>>11344836
You do know what God does to people who worship golden bulls right?

[Texas anon No.11344889]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY CHINK BIOPHARM THAT DUMPED 20% ON ME LAST MONTH IS UP 40% SINCE THEN. REEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU YOU SLANT EYED FUCKING MONKEYS!!!!!

[Anonymous No.11344906]

>>11344878
translation: "I will continue to ignore reality and the macroeconomic environment and just shitpost on biz about some sort of eternal bull market"

Are you Swedish, by chance?

[Anonymous No.11344913]

>>11344889
HAHAHAAHAH YOU LIMP WRIST FAGGOT!!

[Anonymous No.11344927]

>>11344906
nice selfie

>>11344883
hopefully good things

[Anonymous No.11344928]

>>11344883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgUB2uyXK6c

based

[Anonymous No.11344930]

OK enough horseshit /smg/

which one of those bajillion indicators actually matter

[Anonymous No.11344938]

>>11344927
>the eternal bull prepping swede gets angry

The slope of cope begins. Buckle in

[Anonymous No.11344944]

>>11344930
The Robinhood popularity chart

[Anonymous No.11344947]

>>11344930

Stochastics. Set it to 7 periods, daily, and wash your money between YINN and YANG

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11344951]

>>11344927
His people killed them...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_calf#Exclusion_of_the_Levites_and_mass_execution

[Anonymous No.11344954]

>>11344944

Unironically this

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11344957]

>>11344944
This but unironically

[Texas anon No.11344958]

>>11344947
Based

[Anonymous No.11344972]

>>11344951
a calf is not a bull

[Anonymous No.11344974]

>>11344947
>Stochastics
WHICH FUCKING ONE

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11345003]

>>11344972
you can have a bull calf you fucking moron

[Anonymous No.11345006]

>>11344954
>>11344957
I was unironic

[Anonymous No.11345007]

>>11344974

IDK NIQQA THE ONE YAHOO FINACE HAS THE REGULAR ONE

[Anonymous No.11345022]

>>11345003
the golden bull is an adult bull, whos the moron now

[Anonymous No.11345024]

>>11344958

Thanks Texas, was a pleasure meming with you

[Anonymous No.11345037]

>>11345003
no, they don't develop male sex organs until they're fully grown. Until then all cows have vaginas

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11345039]

>>11345022
we're just a couple faggots circle jerking on 4chan, we'll know who the real moron is in 6 months.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11345047]

>>11345006
Baste and icepilled

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11345050]

>>11345037
nah man when a cow drops her calf the thing is up and running in like 10 minutes. You castrate it like a week later.

[Anonymous No.11345053]

NIO up 11%+ AH, meme or not this one's gonna run

[Anonymous No.11345064]

>>11344832
AKA kneepad, this has already been confirmed by multiple people. Try to keep up.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11345066]

>>11345050
For some kino food you let the bull fully developed it's testicles and then harvest them, deep fry them and eat them

Rocky Mountain oysters

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11345078]

>>11345066
fuck that, just eat mother once the son of a bitch is weened.

[Anonymous No.11345097]

>>11345007
k thx

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11345104]

>>11345064
Literally a normal looking male speed runner turned into an absolutely retarded looking abomination incapable of even the lowest form of speed running.
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.11345117]

>>11345104
Yep. Then after that he switched to investing in stocks and got sick. That brings us to today.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11345126]

>>11345006
This doesn't look good for AMD

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11345136]

Imagine being the user who bought at $15

[Anonymous No.11345143]

>>11345078
eat the mother with the calf in the womb still, true veal also gives you the benefits of cow stem cells to make one extra strong

[Anonymous No.11345156]

>>11345126
>>11345126
looks fine to me.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11345168]

>>11345156
>bought CRON at $15
>bought AMD at $32
Anon plz

[Anonymous No.11345182]

>NIO

never saw that coming

[Anonymous No.11345186]

>>11345064
Just wait until you hear Baggy's voice.

[Anonymous No.11345193]

>>11345126
lol
AMD is one of the most shorted stocks among the hedgies big bois

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-10-09/these-are-top-20-hedge-fund-long-and-short-positions

[Anonymous No.11345208]

>>11345168
Anon who bought at $32 and is down 11k atm reporting in. $40 EOY EZ.

One of the easiest things about the market is, if you're knowledgeable about the field, you can make informed decisions. To that end, it helps that I'm a professor in computer science, all of the buzzwords that normies fall for run off me like water.

[Anonymous No.11345216]

>>11345182
Had a $6.09 average and dumped it at $8.24. this is clearly going to dump very hard in the next day or two.
>>11345186
I've always imagined that baggie has a scumbag new england voice.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11345221]

>>11345208
FED balance sheet

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11345222]

>>11345193
lmao
>>11345208
Screenshotted for when it hits $20, thanks for the meme

[Anonymous No.11345233]

>>11345126
what is the link for this meme chart?

[Anonymous No.11345243]

>>11345208
Beware of Hubris

[Anonymous No.11345244]

>>11345222
I've got my money where my mouth is.

[Anonymous No.11345247]

>>11345216
>I've always imagined that baggie has a scumbag new england voice.
I thought he was probably southern.

We were both wrong.

Warning: you can't unlisten to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOQpribnNPs

[Anonymous No.11345251]

>>11345208
Don't you ever forget about Uncle Powell at your peril

[Anonymous No.11345262]

How do you celebrate milestones, /smg/? $1000, $10,000, $100,000, etc. I plan on getting a moneyclip and taking my fiance out to a nice dinner after hitting mine.

[Anonymous No.11345266]

>>11345244
I'm starting to doubt that Comfy has any meat in the game. Same goes for all tripfags

[Anonymous No.11345274]

>>11345208
Lol, if you are as smart as you are, why didn't you buy when it was $10 and be like $50k up already?

[Anonymous No.11345276]

>>11345247
Fucking kek! I know he is faking that voice but his voice doesn't match his face in my opinion.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11345284]

>>11345266
>>11345244
t. coping AMD bagholders
>>11345233
robintrack.com
>>11345247
WTF, this can't be real

[Anonymous No.11345299]

>>11345276
>he is faking that voice
Is he? Is he really, anon? Deep in your heart of hearts, do you really believe that or do you know it to be a comfortable lie?

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11345304]

>>11345104
;_;
Cosmos 2014 OoT speed running history rundown was the absolute apex of speedrunning
You cant blame her for burning out when she already delivered the zenith

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11345315]

>>11345276
>>11345284
Somebody here must have made that because it wasn't me. I don't even know how to make videos for Youtube.

[Anonymous No.11345322]

>>11345315
Liar!

And to think I wanted to see your benis!

[Anonymous No.11345327]

>>11345243
I'm actually quite modest, if you'll believe that lol. However, I also can't reconcile my position as a mid-20s powerhouse without also acknowledging that most people are fish. I could be wrong, but I remain steadfast that this is unlikely. Intel is floundering, and it won't be until mid-2019 at the earliest until they're a threat again.

>>11345266
Of course not. Most people here play with a few grand as if it's a significant amount of money. Not to say that there's any reason to listen to me either, but I do have skin in the game.

>>11345274
I didn't care about playing the stock market until August. I was focused on completing my academic endeavors. Now that I have obtained my desired position, I've shifted my focus to maximize returns so I can retire in my 30s.

[Anonymous No.11345343]

>>11345315
Honestly, all your posts make a lot more sense when I read them with that voice in my head.

Like, that thread where you were pretending that you fuck girls while doing handstands, WHEN IN REALITY YOU HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN A VAGINA

[Anonymous No.11345352]

Why did NIO spike today?

[Anonymous No.11345367]

>>11345352
A notorious big TSLA bagholder (investor) took a 10% stake in NIO

[Anonymous No.11345374]

>>11345352
same reason BILI when up. so I think is going to pump for one more day and crash.

[Anonymous No.11345377]

>>11345367
*11% steak

[Anonymous No.11345382]

>>11345304
Nobody looks down on you because of your changes kneepa.. I mean Cosmo.

[Anonymous No.11345388]

>>11345247
Is this Wade in GTA V ?????

[Anonymous No.11345401]

NEW THREAD

>>11345371
>>11345371
>>11345371

[Anonymous No.11345407]

>>11345037
>they don't develop male sex organs until they're fully grown. Until then all cows have vaginas
(not true, by the way)

[Anonymous No.11345417]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.11345418]

>>11345377
He must love holding bags...

[Anonymous No.11345443]

>>11345262
i dab for every dollar

[Anonymous No.11345525]

>>11345401
fug off

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11345571]

>>11345417
What was it's volume?
7?

[Anonymous No.11345597]

>>11345571

[Anonymous No.11345687]

>>11345367
>fuck im fed up with elons wild ride
>i know! ill take a stake in the chinese version!
genius investing, one of us

[Anonymous No.11345729]

>>11345687
Yeah
In the more knowledgeable circles of the auto industry, hydrogen is thought to be a more realistic future of automobiles

[Anonymous No.11345901]

>>11345687
I made over 30% on NIO today. It's an obvious Chinese pump and dump, but there is nothing wrong with riding the pump. It's probably going to tank tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.11345921]

>>11345901
Yeah nothing wrong with riding the PnD, but taking a long position, I assume this TSLA guy was long TSLA so hes now long NIO, its kinda ludicrous

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11345995]

I'm having a Negroni and going to go throw a fat rib eye on the grill once it comes up to room temperature and the seasonings get all inside it. This is the day that killed the golden bull once and for all. What are you faggots drinking and eating?

[Anonymous No.11346005]

>>11345995
I'm watching you cook through your window jacking off

[Anonymous No.11346017]

>>11344760
I need to get me on a pump and dump mailing list.

[Anonymous No.11346040]

Press F to pay respects

[Anonymous No.11346102]

>>11346040
>SNAP
Anon I...

[Anonymous No.11346144]

>>11346040
F indeed

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11346154]

>>11346005
Bro I'm playing magic the gathering online and drinking my Negroni, you must be jerking off in your neighbors yard or something.

[Anonymous No.11346216]

>>11346040
S

[Anonymous No.11346249]

>>11345687
Certified brainlet

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11346318]

>>11346154
Baste and icepilled

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11346563]

damn file's too big to post this perfect rare inch and a quarter thick ribeye with onions mushrooms and some good booze. lets go yankees.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11346670]

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11346771]

I couldn't even eat half of that plate man. The best way to make the mushrooms for the steak is garlic shallots worcestershire sauce in with them. good oil and butter go a long way too as well as salt.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11346812]

>>11346670

[Baggie No.11346856]

That's a perfect rare, after an hour sitting sure fats and juices came out, just means it will cook better a second time.

[Anonymous No.11346874]

>>11346812
stop eating cooked meat

[Anonymous No.11346884]

Well /smg/, are you ready?

[Anonymous No.11346943]

>>11343716

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11346945]

>>11346884
looks like a prelude to ww3

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11347004]

>>11346884
Honestsly, germany is becoming more reliant on russia. Russia was forced to work with china after all the crimea bull shit the eu and un pulled under obamas tenure. nato's largest gdp producers are dead weight because of their own strings being pulled by the eu, and you've got brexit which may or may not even happen. the us is calling back that qe bullshit that shouldn't have happened in the first place and the chances for a one world currency.. well i mean bitcoins can work but adoption of a crypto currency is still far off because we need to see another war to see how the global cryptocurrency markets will be tested.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11347094]

china doesn't need the us any longer, and since they had that 1 child policy has an abundance maybe almost an encumbrance of men who have nothing left to give, but their lives for the regime.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11347116]

>>11346884
were you idiots not watching, when ping's people basically changed their constitution so the guy could basically become emperor and run unopposed for the rest of his life?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11347156]

people say war is good for the markets, it makes people rich, while that is true, only certain markets benefit more than others, and it's usually downward overall for those who are involved. human lives are capital and just throwing away people in a war is a waste of capital in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.11347160]

>>11347094
I plan to impregnate a qt Chinese girl and learn Mandarin so they will spare me

[Anonymous No.11347165]

Friday is a huge day for bank earnings. This, along with the year over year CPI on Thursday, is what you should be watching. August was 2.2%. The banks should give an idea if the interest rates are affecting their forward guidance and the CPI for actual inflation (or lack of) data.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11347174]

>>11347160
will you fight for them our the united states? it's like will you spy, how much does it take to break you? physically emotionally? I don't think you understand war...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11347201]

>>11347165
oh fuck, it's a doomsday friday.... all bad guidance based on interest rates and outstanding debt...

[Anonymous No.11347295]

Green Day tomorrow

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11347300]

>>11347165
inflation is 2% and wage growth below it? Defaults will come, but niggas who are in theiir 60s and are in failing health are refinancing debt. Defaults will commence in the coming years, and you end up with tons of outstanding defaults and a new round of bail outs or failing banks.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11347309]

>>11347295
as you post a red picture with a red ID... come on try harder next time.

[Anonymous No.11347322]

>TFW I have pneumonia and may die before kneepad.
If I die before you kneepad I'll ask God to forgive you for being a filthy communist. He probably won't forgive you unless you show him your benis though.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11347337]

>>11347322
;_; feel better anon
>>11347295
UDOW-chan just had to have a nap today

[Anonymous No.11347350]

>>11347337
Thank you comfy, I hope you get your own planet when you die as Jehovah recommends.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11347357]

>>11347322
If that is the case, I hope you get well soon, maybe buy some more johnson & johnson products, stay clean in what you do, trust not only your self but the god who gave you your life... I hope one day to meet all of my anonymous friends in the promised land, and I will do what I can do to see it all until I have earned the opportunity to see you through... faggot.

[Anonymous No.11347370]

>>11347309
re: Green Day Tomorrow

[Anonymous No.11347409]

>>11347357
Johnson and Johnson will be my next buy. I hope you played a black deck in magic like a chad and not the virgin blue or white.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11347426]

>>11347370
I'm feeling feisty so here's 5 thing's i didn't care about that mattered more than tomorrow.
5. Hillary won the nomination of presidency from the DNC.
4. Sick people who didn't do a damn thing to change a life style they spent 40 years in and were told to stop.
3. People who stay immature and never grow up. (this includes overweight and underweight manchildren who are forever alones)
2. The salaries of profession athletes.
1. Being drafted into a war!!!!!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11347433]

>>11347409
what is wrong with playing blue white control?

[Anonymous No.11347435]

>>11347426
You've been drinking haven't you...?

[Anonymous No.11347437]

>>11347426
is this the new buzzfeed article?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11347444]

>>11347409
Mother fucker!!!! I hope you die while I draw a card and say go!

[Anonymous No.11347459]

>>11347433
Honestly I just hate playing against blue decks, extremely frustrating.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11347484]

>>11347409
to be fair you probably have probably never played competitive vintage, and black lotus or the rest of the p9 is out of your deck... I'm currently playing black blue and red control in standard.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11347494]

>>11347459
in vintage force of will is either you run it or don't. games are usually decided before turn 3 or 4

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11347510]

but the blue cards are the best, frustrating and breaking your opponent is honestly the most satisfying way to win not only the game, but in life.

[Anonymous No.11347518]

>>11346856
Damn homie that shit looks like it's about to walk right off the plate

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11347544]

>>11347518
well it was sitting like that for over an hour, it was still hot when I ate it.

[Anonymous No.11347546]

>>11347484
I haven't played magic in quite a while because nobody plays it anymore. I could play online and their wouldn't be problems but I much prefer owning the physical cards. I refuse to go to a hobby shop to play with some Chris Chan.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11347570]

>>11347510
no its not kek, that method of the talentless use who cant do it the real way- 100% aggressive unending offense

ling rush, queens gambit, scalping, p90 only, pure fire deck,tiger woods, mike tyson, kiaser reinhard sama

>>11347322
nuuu not die X.X ! you will get better
as for me, they just found mass in lungs >_> though it was leukemia making me cough up blood but.....am honestly tired of this

[Anonymous No.11347603]

>>11347570
Now I feel bad for calling you a communist. I've been relentlessly sick for 3 weeks and am completely worn out from it. I can't imagine being as sick as you are. I would unapologetically put a bullet through my brain if something like that happened to me. Comfy will do a Mormon prayer and you will heal completely. Don't worry. Your larping aside I genuinely wonder how you deal with your illness. You never talk about family or anything. Makes me think you live alone and are literally dying alone.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11347626]

>>11347570
>>11347603
I'm sorry RKG, that's terrible news. I'll throw a message up to heaven for you to either A) Get better or B) die quickly and painlessly. If Mormons are right you'll have a very happy afterlife in lower heaven.

[Texas anon No.11347681]

>>11347570
Post an address so we can mail you get well cards n shit.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11347691]

>>11347570
If I fundraise enough money can I come interview you before you die? My great grandpa died so I got a windfall of $750

[Anonymous No.11347697]

>>11347681
I second this. I would send you a care package, no faggotry or deception.
>>11347691
This would be amazing.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11347708]

>>11347697
I would unironically fly down to Texas for this.
I'm bored and want to leave Idaho for like a week

[Anonymous No.11347738]

>>11347708
I find it highly unlikely that "she" would agree to this unfortunately. Maybe sending cards and gifts but kneepad is shrouded in mysterious privacy.

[Texas anon No.11347764]

>>11347697
S(he) could easily get packages at the UPS store right? Just pick one a couple towns over so you don’t give yourself away RKG.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11347773]

>>11347764
>>11347738
I'm not sending her shit without an interview >_<

[Anonymous No.11347782]

>>11347773
I bet she would do it over discord or skype. But to be honest, if I'm dying, you showing up would just kill me faster.

[Texas anon No.11347792]

>>11347782
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.11347809]

>>11347782
>if I'm dying, you showing up would just kill me faster.
kek

[Anonymous No.11347860]

>tfw investing friends mock me for being a "Boomer" and having a "boring conservative portfolio"
>tfw I just want to build wealth
>tfw I'm still at the bottom


To be fair though, one investbro recently lost $2000 day trading and the other has had a slow several months himself.

[Anonymous No.11347872]

>>11347860
Having a conservative portfolio isn't sexy, but you sure as shit aren't going to care when you're 60 and tired of working while the risky traders are years behind you. They say high risk trading is fine until you hit 35.

[Anonymous No.11347881]

>>11347570
We are here for you... stay strong...

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11347902]

>>11347782
>Mfw I bring death in charity

[Anonymous No.11347906]

>>11347860
do both.

[Anonymous No.11347918]

>>11347570
STAY STRONG

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11347924]

>>11347570
so you're saying if I read this right. just do what everybody does, and never stray away or fall behind to inventors because you assume the old way is too good to lose. What if I said to you even in an episode of sailor moon, there was a white tuxedo mask motherfucker making false accusations against the girls in that story... I don't want you to die, but I want you to understand you're one of us... and as a family we will fight, but you're in your own fight for your own survival, and I hope I die before you retaraded kneepad girl.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11347936]

>>11347570
for the record I last longer than my opponents and when they die i buy their bulk cards and $1000 for a collection worth $45,000 i'll not bat an eye, other than double back and still be a son to the family. It's what ever.

[Anonymous No.11347950]

>>11347570

Good luck

[Anonymous No.11348111]

>>11347570
Tbh rkg you inspire me

t. someone with a lot of chronic health problems whose career it has impacted negatively

Unfortunately it's not terminal so I'll probably have to kms in a decade or so.

[Anonymous No.11348112]

Btw, whoever was shilling NIO, thank you I made a fortune today because of it

[Anonymous No.11348150]

>>11348112
But will it go up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.11348158]

>>11348150
Wasn't willing to gamble on chink stocks any longer than I had to. 30% is more than fine to me.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11348167]

>>11348158
Congratulations on chinking the chinks

[Anonymous No.11348197]

>>11348167

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348210]

i have lost all hope... mother fuckers make fake youtube channels. I'm leaving my trip to die. I will get creative but, advertising shit that is just stolen. Trying to make money off of my energy and longevity. I hope you who tried to take from my image and actually manufacture from it lose everything. My new name will be Mrs. BagholderExtraordinaire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhqH-r7Xj0E

[Anonymous No.11348226]

Can DB just fucking implode already pls

[Anonymous No.11348228]

>>11348210
huh?

[Anonymous No.11348245]

>>11348210
you should go after them for copyright first

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348247]

>>11348228
the only reason i watch for a future, it gives me something to stop me from taking a gun or knife and ending my own life. If it wasn't for those around me, even those who can't get better i'll still be hhappy when I die regardless when I do.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348261]

>>11348245
im trying to take a girl in this country illegally, and live the rest of my life with her.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348274]

>>11348245
expired student visa, for over 4 fucking years now...

[Anonymous No.11348290]

>>11348274
>>11348261
is she black?

[Anonymous No.11348298]

>>11348247
Dying is overrated, just stick to doing drugs. I've never heard of anybody suicidal while on opiates.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348330]

>>11348298
>>11348290
you mother fuckers...I hope that all these polls are wrong again! Seriously look beyond music look for actually events, and get infront of the globaliism waves. I mean this disunaty and shit, maybe i'm doing the country a diservice by being 29 and drunk and using drugs, but can honestly anybody say that is a good thing to be doing?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348353]

im 30... im fucking scared, but I hate these kids delivering pizzas stealing my name and shit, and advocating it's possible that what!?!?!? compy, motherfucker look at the earthquake app on your phone. behhing a fucking faggotoligists delivering pizzas doesn't spare time for real shiit, but within the next 4 or 5 years might be tomorrow san fransico will experience a large earthquake... mostly liberals will die I won't care except first responders and human needs are going to be met, it will change markets.

[Anonymous No.11348356]

Tomorrow will be green anons! I can feel it!

[Anonymous No.11348360]

>>11348330
I'm under the impression of 2 things. Either political tension boils over and we actually have a civil war in our lifetime, or medical advances are going to be so great that any damage you do to your body will be fixable. Either way it's worth having fun while you can.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348385]

>>11348360
there's the third option which is sit on your thumb and watch all the money goes where it goes... I'm sick and tired of idiots who don't understand shit, basically be ready for the whole fucking thing or just be a sorry sack of shit.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348397]

>>11348356
yeah and two weeks we will have a new group of bagholders selling for market.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348405]

>>11348356
slap my ass and call me a bitch

[Anonymous No.11348409]

>>11348385
Kek, I don't understand aren't you already working, investing, and living on your own? What seems to be the problem you drunk bastard?

[Anonymous No.11348411]

>>11348356

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348418]

>>11348409
the yankees lost and im sour because of my own emotiions... what's the word for anti-senpai

[Anonymous No.11348424]

>>11348411
This man is saying more down... green day confirmed...

[Anonymous No.11348432]

>>11348356
Tomorrow will be deepest red

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348434]

>>11348424
i woould rather put everything in my beneficiaries hands and end my own liife..

[Anonymous No.11348452]

>>11348418
Oh you're a Yankees fan... They lost to Boston too so it stings even more, but I have no sympathy from me because I'm a tigers fan. Just stop being emotional, when you are sober again you won't give a shit.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348455]

wait all anon, you do supply your property to people after your dead, and have beneficiaries of your life riighhT?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348476]

>>11348452
fuck you, fuck toronto too, and honestly michigan sucks and i maybe based and redbilled but buck-eyes and ohio state can clean your glocks and cocks, they got great women at that school, open carry, ohio state #1

[Anonymous No.11348477]

>>11348452
Sobriety is overrated...
>>11348455
Are you on antidepressants anon?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348485]

>>11348477
im depressed there's no more gin.. i have beers, but what hurts the most. is like this song right here...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcM9ElA1VHk

[Anonymous No.11348501]

>>11348476
Everybody knows urban meyer and Ohio State are scum, but you're correct nobody is going to beat them until they face Alabama in the playoff, also Ohio as a state is trash I refuse to believe anyone including yourself likes anything about them.

[Anonymous No.11348504]

>>11343716
Check out Liberty Latin America (LILA). It's a spin-off from John Malone's company and it looks like they have an opportunity to do what they did in the US but with Latin America and the Caribbean

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348509]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsQOVYAsEms
better version is always better... no my favorite versions.... why did i live the life that beats me up inside...

[Anonymous No.11348517]

>>11348397
>66 posts

This is some next level tripfagging

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348518]

mother fucker, this song sucks

[Anonymous No.11348520]

>>11348509
You are so goddamn lucky big5 isn't in this thread. He would be absolutely tearing into right now. If you're depressed look at that assholes life. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and managed to fuck that up due to Mexican trannies.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348526]

>>11348517
>t latin american non-white faggot.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348538]

>>11348520
for yoou my friend, i know you've been here oover a year or two...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOx0DVF3Dtc

[Anonymous No.11348540]

>>11348526
So I'm right about you being an attention-whoring tripfag

>>>reddit is this way

[Anonymous No.11348543]

>>11348517
I'm actually kind of enjoying it, o can't drink because I'm sick and bedridden also because I'm sick. Watching movies gets kind of boring after a while. It's pretty rare I get to be the sober guy talking to the drunk guy for once.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348572]

>>11348540
you think that shakes me, i've been here since school went back to session.

[Anonymous No.11348577]

>>11348543
Somebody bake a new bread, I'm on my phone...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11348586]

>>11348577
i gotchu... baking

[Anonymous No.11348682]

link the new thread idiot

>>11348603
>>11348603
>>11348603
>>11348603
>>11348603