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>I didn't think it would end this way.
>End? No, the profit doesn't end here. Bankruptcy is just another path, one that all business' must take. The grey rain-curtain of this debt rolls back, and all turns to liquid assets, and then you see it.
>What? Gandalf? See what?
>White shores, and beyond, a far mountain country under favorable tax laws.
>Well, that isn't so bad.
>No. No, it isn't

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>Can you trade, Master Hobbit?
>Well... yes. At least, well enough for my own people. But we have no stocks for great hedge funds and... recessions.
>And why should your stocks be unfit for my portfolio? Come, sell me some shares.

>> No.11339826

>Who am I gambling?

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>Hobbits have been living and stock trading in the four Farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years. Quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Bankers— Middle-Earth being, after all, full of strange capitalists beyond count. Hobbits must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great industrialists, nor counted among the very entrepreneurial. In fact, it has been remarked by some that the Hobbits' only real passion is for shares. A rather unfair observation, as we have also developed a keen interest in the trading of bitcoins, and the validating of insurance claims. But where our hearts truly lie is in tax and premiums, and good steady stocks. For all Hobbits share a love of things that grow.

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>>11339826

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>Your father's 401k. This is the retirement plan of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a stock option. An elegant retirement plan... for a more civilized age.

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>File, you fools!

>> No.11339870

Kek

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>>11339809
what i wouldn't give for a wizard to reassure me that there's actually something beyond death

>> No.11340440

also great thread btw

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>Link. You could say it started when I was on /biz/. Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others. Other posters could be cruel, they'd call me names: shill, pajeet, stinky, street-shitter, new-fag, and worst of all: stinky-linky. Did you know there's over seventy-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way. Link! Mainnet was better: bought on the exchange with a bitcoin, but she dumped in favour of Holo. Hodl!

>> No.11340565

>>11339842
nice