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Why haven't you invested in a girlfriend /biz/?

>> No.11331969

>>11331954
There’s no way this isn’t a parody

>> No.11332012

>>11331954
Sounds kinky
OP you just need to invest in a qt femdom gf

>> No.11332013

>>11331969
looks legit to me. it was found in someones car when they sold it

>> No.11332019

>>11331969
Looks like an elaborate shit test. She knows that if the guy would accept this, he's a worthless betabux material never to have sex with.

>> No.11332021

>tfw no crazy gf

>> No.11332035

>>11332019
It's just a controlling bitch with a personality disorder

>> No.11332061
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11332061

Good morning biz. Currently invested in a girlfriend. She doesnt know about my link tho.

>> No.11332092

>>11332061
degenerate trailer trash tattoo.
investment advice: dump asap

>> No.11332104
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>>11331954
Yeah, the last girlfriend I invested in:

1) Early in the relationship, she got black out drunk, lost her phone and her wallet. I questioned her about what happened that night and she kept insisting that nothing happened. Obviously I was suspicious because she lost her phone and wallet, which later turned up, but I had no evidence that anything happened so I had to trust her word. She continued this lie for months until later I read in her journal that she had woken up at another guy's place. I questioned her about it and she said that the guy brought her home and sexually assaulted her, but she also claimed she did not remember what happened. She became upset with me that I "couldn't understand that sexual assault happens" etc. etc. #me too, all the stuff that is being propelled by the media. She essentially was playing the victim for getting black out drunk and going home with some guy who apparently took advantage of her.

2) Here's what really disgusted me/made me dump her: she had been in a sham marriage for immigration purposes several years before she met me. She told me that while still married, she slept with her married boss. I nearly threw up in my mouth, dumped her on the spot.

Yeah, don't think I'm "investing in a gf" ever again.

>> No.11332118

>>11331954
this turns me on somehow. No bully pls

>> No.11332132

>>11332104
She looks like a plastic surgey bimbo anon. They're good for what they are, but def not a long term thing. Props on not being a total loser/ pushover though, you're gonna make it.

>> No.11332193
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11332193

>tfw no Yandere Misa Gf

>> No.11332398

>>11332061
Ew.

>> No.11332447

>>11332193
this
pure suffering

>> No.11332475

>>11332061
nice, would fuck but not wife