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I FUCKING HATE BEING A WAGIE
I DON'T WANT GO TO WORK
IM FUCKING TIRED OF WAKING UP ON MONDAY AND HAVING TO GO TO FUCKING WORK
I WAS AT A GODDAMN WEDDING ALL WEEKEND AND DIDNT HAVE ANY TIME TO RELAX OR GET ANY OF MY FUCKING TASKS DONE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11330510

Lol if you don’t make my coffee who will? Faggot

>> No.11330511

I'm about to get some chick fila a breakfast

>> No.11330790

>>11330478
Why didn't you relax at the wedding? Drink, eat, flirt with qt maids, connect with family

>> No.11330883
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>>11330478

I just woke up, still in bed and it’s 10:10 in the morning.

I’m gonna make myself some coffee in a few minutes using my high quality French press and organic grass fed half and half, then cook up some bacon and poached eggs and have it on toast with avocado with a dash of salt, pepper, and lemon juice. Then I’m going to fap to some high quality Japanese anime and do my late morning workout at my home gym. I’ve recently broken the 400lb barrier for my squat. I’ll then jump on to my gaming PC sporting an 8700k processor and RTX GPU to play a few rounds of CS:GO to let out some of my pent up aggression where I usually have a K/D ratio of at least 10 and make the entire server rage quit. I will then start working on my latest tech startup where I handle the entire tech stack myself spitting out 3000 lines of high quality unit tested code per hour. I will then get in to my Tesla S and buy $50 worth of sushi to feed my greek god body and savant brain.

If only you wagies could live a life this rich.

>> No.11331010

>>11330790
I cant relax in large loud social situations. I'm better in small groups or 1 on 1.

>> No.11331234

Why not take a menial, easy job like cashiering so you can use your spare time to improve yourself and live stress free? I move barcodes over lasers for a living. It is the easiest job I have ever had and I get paid nine dollars an hour. It covers my rent and necessities as well as room for savings. I have plenty of spare time to write, research, and hang with qt girls. Going to see venom with a female friend during my off day Wednesday and hopefully fuck her before she goes into work.

You could have a better perspective. Work isn’t something to be stressed out about. Just turn your brain off during work hours and when you’re off use your time to better yourself and generate passive income. This is literally the method Einstein used when he worked at the patent office.

>> No.11331299

>>11330883
>I will then start working

Fucking dropped

>> No.11331309

>>11331234
Pretty sure the method Einstein used was stealing other people's ideas and claiming them as his own

>> No.11331331

>>11331234
>living off of 9 dollars an hour.
kek.

are you living in the 1920s?

>> No.11331336

>>11331234
also lol at having to tell people what you do for a living. a glorified human barcode scanner.

>> No.11331418

>>11331234
>not just being an amazon shopper for 15+/hr
even before there upcoming raise I get 13.75/hr

>> No.11331425

get a better low skill job?

i did and im no longer complaining

>> No.11331446

>>11330883
If only most NEETs could.

>> No.11331654

>>11331299

>implying working on a business when you’re already rich is “working”

>> No.11331674

>>11330883
and then you woke up

>> No.11331683

>>11331234

You’re probably turbo Chad if you can still get girls when you make 9 dollars an hour. Making minimum wage becomes extremely unattractive once you get past age 25.

>> No.11331696

>>11331654
How much di you inherit?

>> No.11331701

>>11330478
kek
I just woke up and it's 11:50
no work for me just a nice day of relaxing and neet activities

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>>11330478

>> No.11331734

>>11330511
Dems a good breaktist.

>> No.11331775

>>11331683
he probably lives in bumfuck Iowa or some shit if he can pay rent and all bills with $9 an hour, the girls hes banging are probably obese

>> No.11332101

>>11330883
OP here. I'm jelly.

>> No.11332131

Tfw Monday off for Canadian Thanksgiving

>> No.11332134

>>11330883
>savant brain
>thinking that’s a good thing
Liked your LARP though, it’s what I’m aiming for ideally

>> No.11333027

>>11330883
>10 K/D average
Doubt

>> No.11333207

>>11331010
Are you me?

>> No.11333510

>>11331683
Never thought of myself as a chad before.

>> No.11333560

>>11331775
I’d give them seven out of ten. But I know them through recovery so they’re just as messed up as I am. And no, I’m in New Orleans. You’d be surprised at the sub cultures and networks you can plug yourself into and live cheaply if you know the right groups of people. I pay five hundred a month with all utilities included. The catch is I can’t drink. If I wanted to I could but my sobriety’s important to me. If I decide to start drinking again lll just go back to being a traveler and ride freight trains.

It’s almost like you guys think there are only two or three different ways to live and thrive.

>> No.11333622

>>11330510
Based and redpilled

>> No.11333634

>>11331309
Redpilled

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>>11331309
thankyou yes. he was a dirty jew. tesla knew he was a fraud

>> No.11333657

>>11333333

>> No.11333858
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11333858

Want to hear a joke?

A Wagie walks into a bar. Then he orders a drink and tries talking to girls. After failing, he drives home.

Hm... Sorry, unlike you Wagies my Jokes don't work all the time.

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>>11333858
that's not how it goes fren