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11330151 No.11330151 [Reply] [Original]

>I didn't think our investment would end this way
>End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Debt is just another path, one that we all must take. The gray spreadsheet of this fiscal year rolls back, and all our assets are liquidated and invested in silver glass. And then you see it.
>What, Gandalf? See what?
>White shores of Panama. A far green tax haven under a lax policy.

>> No.11330159

>>11330151
Go back

>> No.11330168
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>'So there I was, at the mercy of three monstrous Bankrolls! And they were all arguing over how they were going to book us, whether we'd be turned out to audit or whether they'd deposit our assets one by one, and liquidate them into the FTSE! Well they were so busy arguing the buyout clause and the market skews that the new financial quarter crept over the stock markets and POOOFT! Defaulted all our loans!'

>> No.11330179

>>11330151
but what about the jews gandalf?

>> No.11330214

>Can you trade, Master Hobbit?
>Well... yes. At least, well enough for my own people. But we have no stocks for great hedge funds and... recessions.
>And why should your stocks be unfit for my portfolio? Come, sell me some shares.

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>>11330214

Forgot image

>> No.11330225

>>11330179
Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. For even the very wise cannot see all ends. I have not much hope that ((they)) can be cured before ((they)) die, but there is a chance of it.

>> No.11330254
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>We've paid federal yes but what about state taxes?

>> No.11330383

>boomer humor thread

>> No.11330395

>>11330383
Dear G-d this was supposed to be funny? I thought it was meant to be annoying. Just wow

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11330432

>stealing /tv/ memes

>> No.11330441

>>11330151
I feel sorry for sears.

>you CEO want you to die cause he own ur debts.

>> No.11330487

>>11330432
>stealing
my frog nigger poster, he is /tv/

>> No.11330914

>>11330214
That's funny

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>A crypto asset portfolio manager is never late, Heavy Baggins. Nor is he early. He trades precisely when he means to.

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>>11330943
>Heavy Baggins
keked

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>Where was the Whales, when btc dropped to 6k!

>> No.11331342

>>11330943
kek