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11320600 No.11320600 [Reply] [Original]

>mom told my whole family and everyone at her work how i made millions from crypto in january
>8 months later
>am down to just $15k
>she still tells everyone how i have millions from crypto
>christmas is coming up
>everyone is going to wonder why i didnt buy them gifts

fucking hell bros. when bull market return again?

>> No.11320603

>>11320600
buy a few raspberry pis, load kodi onto them, and tell them you got them all computers

>> No.11320605

>>11320600
Disappear for a few years

>> No.11320618

Rookie mistake, my man. Never tell anyone - especially your family - if you made a lot of money.

You should buy them simple gifts and simply say 'I'm not into giving big gifts to people. It's the thought that counts, and if you want something more expensive: go buy it yourself'.

You'll have to be a dick, but sticking to your guns and telling people that it is your money, you earned it, and you don't care about their sob stories is the best you can do now.

>> No.11320623

>>11320605
are you fucking retarded? did you even read my post? how the fuck can you "dissapear" with just 15k.

Also i have been on like 6 flights in the last 3 years, so the whole of EU already has my fingerprints and facial ID. There is literally no way to go off the grid in 2018 if youve been on a flight and gone through immigration unless you fake your death, get facial surgery and scar your fingers

>> No.11320638

>>11320618
What the fuck anon are you a sitcom character? His only option is to tell them the truth. Anyone with two braincells will figure it out anyway when he rocks up with fucking garbage bags over his feet after the market got slaughtered for the year lmao.
Your idea makes him look like a pathetic asshole

>> No.11320671

>>11320600
>>telling people about your unrealized gains

kek

>> No.11320683

>>11320600
>2018 Christmas
>still buying gifts

never going to fucking make it. life is a free-for-all now (especially against the boomer scum)

>> No.11320689

Never reveal your power level anon.

>> No.11320809

>>11320683
This. Your traitor boomer parents will leave you no inheritance and no help getting a house. You need to preserve your money to become an adult never give a boomer a dollar or a hand again. Grow up

>> No.11320821

>>11320638
>garbage bags over his feet
Top kek

>> No.11320919

>>11320600
tell everyone you lost all your money in the crash and gave up on crypto.

This way if crypto dies (it won't), you can say "yeah I learned my lesson, I was young"
and if it moons, you don't have to buy them anything because "Ahhhhh I sold everything!"

>> No.11320935

>>11320600
>everyone is going to wonder why i didnt buy them gifts
cunt family

>> No.11320999

>>11320600
>telling relatives that you have crypto
I suggested I do but live like a bum so they probably think I lost everything
*rubs hands*
hehehe

>> No.11321011

>>11320623

Into the forest. Seriously, IRL minecraft is the answer. Go look up primitive technology on YouTube, shits not that hard. Go live in the forest until everything moons, then return to civilisation. Or don't, it's overrated af anyway.

>> No.11321021

>>11320600
rent a lambo and a slut for the remaining 15k, drive to your family on cristmas, tell them you´ll leave this shithole of country.
GOODBYE LOOSERS!!!