LINKKVLT

[LINKKVLT No.11319825]

You have all been chosen to receive a life of luxury, but there is a cost. The time has come to brand yourself. Identity yourself as a member of our cult. LINKKVLT

[Anonymous No.11319834]

>>11319825
fuck you dumb fag

[Anonymous No.11319855]

Thanks, but I’m already a member for being all in on this shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.11319862]

>>11319825

What does KKVLT stand for?

[Brigadier General Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND No.11319869]

>>11319862
kvlt is how blackmetal pagans spell cult

[Anonymous No.11319872]

>>11319869

Damu I know you are wise so I must ask: should I join and accept this cult?

[Anonymous No.11319874]

>>11319825
Chainlink is love. Chainlink is life.

[Anonymous No.11319882]

i thought the link cult had a different name

[Anonymous No.11319912]

>>11319855
Simply owning LINK is not enough. To achieve ascension, you must follow the three pillars:

1) Never shill LINK to an outsider. They are not of the KVLT and do not deserve to ascend.
2) You must readily identify yourself as a member of the KVLT upon explicit request.
3) You must pursue no alternative financial investment. When the ascension is upon us, the KVLT will be seen by outsiders as clairvoyants. Some of us are.

[Anonymous No.11319933]

>>11319912
those rules suck

[Anonymous No.11319948]

>>11319912

I got an invite to a Discord named ShadowKVLT, is this you guys?

[Anonymous No.11319966]

>>11319825
Kys cringe faggot

[Anonymous No.11319968]

Already got my cultist robe; when link makes us all rich lets unirnoically have a meeting like in eyes wide shut

[Anonymous No.11320896]

>>11319825
Let's make it official

[Anonymous No.11320954]

Imagine being a discord faggot. They have names and avatars. It's for narcissists who literally can't handle anonymity. Honestly worse that plebbit. r/cc are just dumb fucks who still think BTC getting accepted at your local corner store is the key to crypto. Discord fags are retards who think they can "move the market" by posting stupid shit like this all the time, despite being comprehensively BTFO in all their fud attempts for the last month.

[Anonymous No.11320960]

>>11319825
Lenocinium is the real group shilling LINK. Stop taking responsibility.

Our website is down, but we’re still alive and well!

[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.11320976]

>>11319825
fuck off no digits
your cult is not recognized by kek

[Anonymous No.11321075]

>>11319825
This is going to be one of the hardest dumps on main-net and the project will basically fail because people will never use it for anything other than to PnD, which will completely fuck the tokenomics and make the whole thing useless. Sergey will realize this and just disappear along with the rest of the team. SWIFT and co will realize this, and begin to quietly remove any references they have to this embarrassing experiment which - who knows, might have succeeded if it wasn't for the retards who infest this place and run painfully obvious shill and fud campaigns. Many of you will experience the kind of hopium crash which actually kills people, and I suppose suicide is a fitting reward for some of the more smug retards who clutter up this board, but I hope it isn't all of you.

There will be no more memes, no more dreams of lambos or whatever NPC tier 'rich person's car' you've picked out in your imagination as you're left in the dirt holding a bunch of link bags. Even a fraction of the money some of you invested in link could have helped you make it during the next bull-run in a legitimate project. Imagine that. THAT is what you should be visualizing. Not your stupid fucking holiday home, not your imaginary future "faithful" gf / wife, nor an early retirement where you don't need to toil away at menial tasks for your betters from inside your 9-5 existential prison cell - you should instead be visualizing yourself scraping together what little money you have left in the wake of your devastation to try and ride something like BAT or Holo up, and your dream of MILLIONS OF DOLLARS suddenly becomes a much more realistic 100k-200k at most. I mean it's not bad - more than you intellectual runts probably deserve. You'll all see I was right. I always am.

[Anonymous No.11321966]

Thanks frens

[Anonymous No.11322527]

>>11319948
No

[Anonymous No.11322649]

>>11319825
already in. i spend any time not reasearching/shilling link creating crude link cubes out of modeling clay.

[Anonymous No.11322689]

>>11319968
>>11322649
truly awful execution
keep up the good work, marines

[Anonymous No.11322837]

>>11319968
>>11322649
those are beautiful, anons, Sergey will be so pleased

[Anonymous No.11323085]

>>11319825
you guys are also pussy cringe faggots

[Anonymous No.11323114]

>>11319825
I have been jerking off to the sigil since it was posted here
I jerk off 3 times a day to it and I'm all in

[Anonymous No.11323299]

>>11321075
So there's going to be a big discount for LINK?

[Anonymous No.11323345]

>>11323333