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I'm 33 and STILL don't have a job

best time of my life

>> No.11317430

are you a virgin too?

>> No.11317435

>>11317381
Based and redpilled

>> No.11317442

>>11317381
meanwhile in /r9k/...
>wahh tfw no gf why am i virgin, do depression pills work? wahh

>> No.11317447

>>11317381
9 more years and I'll become you

>> No.11317456
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>>11317430
>>11317442
not a virgin + have gf that sucks muh dick

>> No.11317530
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11317530

>I'm 33 and STILL don't have a job

Imagine going to family functions knowing their all talking shit about how much of a loser you are and embarrassed their related to you.

>> No.11317550

>>11317530
imagine not caring

>> No.11317569

>>11317550

You do care though. Why do you think you're a neet? because you lack self confidence because you over analyze and self actualize all your shortcomings and failures and what people say about you. Frankly you're a very insecure individual .

>> No.11317608

>>11317569
I'm 28 and I have only work when they payed me under the table and I'm a citizen but the Schlomos and their ridiculous taxes. All the money to my pocket, bought Bitcoin in 2015, went to Spain and took profits. I'm a citizen of Spain now (you can bribe anyone here) with my sweet crypto gains and living the NEET dream. Payed 100 euros in taxes LMAO. Fun schlomos and fuck your boomer economy.

>> No.11317617

>>11317608
where in spain? I could kidnap you

>> No.11317632

>>11317569

So true! HAHA COPE MORE NEETS!

>> No.11317639

>>11317381

if you were really so content with your waste of a life you wouldn't be trying to justify it on 4chan. you've achieved nothing, when someone asks you what you are you have nothing to say. What have you accomplished in 30 years? Your entire prime is nearing it's end. your only hope at this point is to pump out a few kids and at-least teach them how to be physically fit and successful.

>> No.11317654

>>11317569
>implying anyone self-confident would automatically want to be a normie

Typical NPC cope

>> No.11317656

>>11317639
>your only hope at this point is to pump out a few kids and at-least teach them how to be physically fit and successful
lol definitely not gonna happen for a 30-year-old virgin loser still living at momny's house

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>>11317608
>>11317639
>you've achieved nothing
I'm diamond ranked in Overwatch and I have 90% of all steam archivements of all the games that I've bought.

>>11317569
I often talk to people over teamspak while gaming - I'm not insecure

>>11317530
If someone pisses me off I just spoil every movie in existence to them. I look straight in their eyes and say "In the Harry Potter triology dumbledore dies", snap my fingers and leave the table

>> No.11317964

>>11317569
>because you lack self confidence because you over analyze and self actualize all your shortcomings and failures and what people say about you
projecting this hard
wew lad

>> No.11317982

>>11317381
imagine doing stuff you don't want to do to make other people not have to work

>> No.11318002

>>11317550
/thread

>>11317569
>people this drone-like exist irl
If you were self aware you’d kys.

>> No.11318021

>>11317569
Be a REAL MAN confident man and take care of lil deshawn
Reeeeeeeeeeee

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>>11317530

>having family

>> No.11319062

>>11317381
I've got a comfy job as a web dev. I still live with my parents so I can use the money I would have spent on rent buying AMD stock

they'll understand in 2 years when I am driving an Alfa Romeo

>> No.11319070

>>11317456
Why compels you to lie anon? We all know the truth. You're not lying to us youre lying to yourself

>> No.11319357

>>11319062
You are gonna make it anon

>> No.11319427

>>11319062
>Alfa Romeo
Get a Camry SE

>> No.11319569

>>11317381
25 and never worked a day in my life.

>> No.11319598

>>11317381
living the dream, living the dream...

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>>11317381

Based and redpilled.

>tfw monday tommorow

At least i have alcohol

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>>11317530

>how anon doing?
Thanks
>good...he's got some energy
>I mean it's better now than it was before
>he's acknowledging that he needs to clean himself
>he's thinking of taking a course this semester!

I have someone in my family like you. It's just sad honestly.

>> No.11320214

>>11317530
This
+ 100 other situations where being a low life past 23 is the worst way of living.... for yourself.... and for everyone else

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>>11317720
>I'm diamond ranked in Overwatch and I have 90% of all steam archivements of all the games that I've bought.
FUCKING BASED

>> No.11321322

You are one sad, strange little man OP

>> No.11321342

>>11317530
imagine how much fun he is having and how it burns his NPC family faggots at the turkey table that he has broken the the 1985 slave mentality and he can think and speak freely without his life being ruined by jews and niggers

>> No.11321344

>>11317381
>>11317456
ahhh, the nwo counter-productive sodomite agenda is complete.

Oral sex is unnatural and pure lust. Why do you participate in such?

>> No.11321359

>>11317381
based and red pilled

>> No.11321371

>>11317530
In 10-15 years, jobs won't matter anymore because everyone will be unemployed. Automation/AI will replace most jobs by then.

>> No.11321403

>>11321371
Automation/AI could replace most jobs today. this exact minute.

guess why they didn't

>> No.11321561

Neets are basically modern day kings. No labour, no work, nothing that you don't want to do. Let that sink in wagies. Relax and spend your time as you wish all day everyday.

>> No.11321603

>>11317530
>He attends family functions

>> No.11321617

>>11321561
better really, because even kings had responsibilities

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>>11317720
rofl and you are happy about ur ultimate boring lifestyle?

>> No.11321694

>>11321663
and what more do you gain from "achieving" in real life than he does in games? once you accomplish a goal it will always be on to the next. the striving will never end. on and on and on until death. instead you could just be happy with "boring," content with simple, and shrug off the trick of chasing.

or not. it's your life

>> No.11321882

>>11321663
>>11321694
I think it's different from person to person.

I for example can no longer dive myself into video games that it would complete entertain me, I need other things sometimes.

2 years ago it was different, I played video games the whole day and I was happy.


I think it has nothing to do with intelligence.

>> No.11321937

>>11317381
Who supports you?

>> No.11321951

>>11317381
Trolling...

>> No.11322014

>>11321694
>>11321882

its about realizing true value in life. I was really happy playing games too, but you get nothing out of it.
and as a human u are not much evolving, f.e. if you are isolating yourself with it to a certain point like me once.
I think participating in "real society" is more worthwhile and healthier in the long run, else you are getting depressed and prob. kys.
except you want to be mr. robot.

>> No.11322017

Basic Income when?

>> No.11322052

>>11317381
How do you do it anon? When I grow up I want to be just like you, whats the secret to success and #makingit

>> No.11322081

>>11317381

I am 31 and have been a neet since I was 16. Recently started applying for jobs because there is this industry I am quite passionate about. Should pay well too, the last thing I want is to end up 33-35 without a job or financial stability. Imagine being a neet at 40, 45 or 50. I would probably kill myself by then. Props to whoever can do it. Call me an NPC if you'd like, but I'd rather spend 8 hours a day around people, at a job that is moderately enjoyable, raking in a decent salary than spending the majority of my time at home or generally inside my head by myself; because...well neets don't exactly make neet friends.

>> No.11322101

>>11321951
I seriously doubt OP is trolling, he's just dumb for making a thread on sunday when all you faggot wagies are shitting up our board with your cope. My wife works, I stay at home. Before that, she was a NEET for two years.

I could make a shit ton of money and bust my hump like I used to, but I really don't take pleasure in material possesions. It such a fleeting dopamine high that it's not worth the hassle of bieng someone else's slave. I like to have my days free so I that I'm available when the surf is good. Surfing is what makes me happy and gives meaning to my existence-- it allows me to exist in a state of nowness.

I'm actually thinking of getting a job just because 4chan in general has been so shit lately, but I think about the HR roasties, the useless tasks and stupid meetings, the niggers, and supporting welfare niggers and the military with my tax money, and I realize how fucking comfy I am. Wagies are pig disgusting.

>> No.11322269

NEET UPRISING

>> No.11322341

fuck guys... i'm 30 and getting worried. sweet restaurant job, no career because fuck the 9-5 unless I'm running the show, no girlfriend in like...5 years, ready to settle down though, falling in love with a friend of mine whom i met on an online dating site awhile back, she has a boyfriend though, but we hang out a bunch and he lives like 1000 miles away, don't want to lose her friendship but also... think my life could actually have purpose with her in it. we both want the same shit: house, 2 kids, get married, etc etc. it's almost ironically stupid how well we get along, I almost can't help but wonder if she ponders over this too... because on some days, I know we're friends but on others, I ask... why the fuck is she still in my life? and the only answer I can come up with is fate. last time we hung out, she mentioned her dude only once and it wasn't exactly in the most positive terms of light, didn't really feed into the conversation, just kind of acknowledged that it sucks and changed the topic. then an hour or so after that, she asked me if I could see myself being a father. told her yeah I could. asks about marriage, kids and all that shit, while talking about some pretty graphic sexual experiences. makes my god damn head spin.

>> No.11322363

>>11317530
I have only a part time job and my family talks trash about me. I have noticed an unhealthy mindset they have regarding money. Yeah you're (((responsible))) but you're also just over broke and can't retire. Same boat as me you cunts.

>> No.11322376

>>11320094
Whos is the cutie on the right? Insta locked and sheit wtf

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>>11322341
Did you mention Chain Link to her, anon? This is what really gets the pussy moist.

Chain Link is the sign of a real man.

>> No.11322396

>>11322341
kek a wagecuck and a beta male, can't really do any worse

>> No.11322402

>>11322396
eh not exactly

>> No.11322410

>>11322396
mainly just waiting for the right time that gives me the best odds of success

>> No.11322456

>>11321342
T. coping manchild

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11322507

So this is the power of /biz/ huh?
Not bad...
Not bad at all...

>> No.11322523

how does one be a neet and have a gf at the same time?

i got a 100k job and im still a virgin loser, i fucking hate it

>> No.11322544

>>11317381
What are you going to eat when your parents are dead?

>> No.11322554

how to become neet? I work minium wage in a factory, two shifts. Rent a room

>> No.11323342

NEETS RYSE UP!

>> No.11323364

>>11317456
you wish

>> No.11323406

>>11317530
So, what, 2 or 3 days of discomfort per year, vs. the 365 or whatever days of discomfort they spend per year working? I'll take it.

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>>11323364
It's true. U mad?

Why does she love me if I don't have "success" in life you may ask.

Well, I'm creative - today I walked around the forest with her too find mushshrooms, we found one that looks like like pic related. I know an expert that checks them before we eat them. It's quite an adventure everytime and we find all kinds of mushrooms. We also found 2 sweet chestnut trees and got a load of sweet chestnuts that we are eating this evening. We also found a lot of walnuts.

This evening I will suprise her with a special super sweet whine called "federweisse" that I got from a farmer that I saw on my daily bicycle ride. I have a lot of time so I learned how to cook and ask her what she likes and I cook it for her all the time. Goulash from the deer with typical german spaetzle and cranberries, Szegedin Goulash, Pumpkin soup, apple pie...

No job will make that a women loves you. There are some bitches saying "I don't even want to talk to someone who lives with his parents" but that's ok. I also don't want to talk to them, they don't need to know who I am (and that I have 250k € Crypto gains).

>> No.11323567

>>11317569
nah, Im a neet because I dont want to work or go to school

>> No.11323596

>>11319062
If you can get someone else to foot the bill for living expense where you work, why not? You should only move out as a business expense. (Spend money to make money).

I knew a guy who got 150k working at Google but his family is from the Bay Area so his room and board was 0. Why move out? All profit.

>> No.11323610

>>11323552
Can you cook for me? Goddamn I love German food

>> No.11323619

>>11317456

Fucking LARP. It's impossible to have a gf if you are 30+ yo and don't have a job. Fuck, even guys with jobs are often single incels. Women are not attracted to adult men who aren't providers. So, it's impossible to have a gf without having a job unless you're born rich or still a zoomer student. 30+ yo unemployed male is like the biggest NONONO for females. Even 1/10 landwahles will turn you down.

>> No.11323638

>>11323619
Have you met any black dudes before? They make her work and hand over the check. Lol

>> No.11323660

>>11323552
you're a cool dude don't let anyone tell you different

>> No.11324143

>>11321342
How delusional are you to think that NEET life is fun? I was a NEET for years and I'm much happier now as a wagecuck.

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>>11323552
>we found one that looks like like pic related
lol I attached the wrong pic

>> No.11324346

>>11322523
why is this whole board virgin?

>> No.11324391

you have obviously realized life is pointless why not just checkout permanently? you aren't contributing anything to society.

>> No.11324400

>>11323596
freedom, personally i wish i was making enough money to move out.

>> No.11324406

>>11322523
How do you think poor students manage to get laid every weekend?