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11309829 No.11309829 [Reply] [Original]

What's the quickest way to come up with $350,000?

>> No.11309839

Suck 350,000 cocks for a dollar each

>> No.11309860

The quickest money is always either gambling or borrowing

>> No.11309877

Mortgage then market sell for cash

>> No.11309882

>>11309829
suck 700,000 cocks for 50c each

>> No.11309883

>>11309829
sell twenty keys of meth

>> No.11310439

bump

serious answers pls

>> No.11310453

need $350,000

>> No.11310467

>>11309829

Short/long bitcoin with 100x leverage.

>> No.11310468

>>11309839
>>11309882
these are serious answers

>> No.11310486

>>11309882
come on guys anon has some integrity

35k cocks for ten a piece

>> No.11310507

>>11309829

Buy a fuck load of may 2019 calls for NIO. I'm not even memeing. You'll make 10x-20x

>> No.11310510

>>11310467
this is probably the best bet.

>> No.11310512

>>11309829
you would have to invent a new good or service and have it blow up making you rich

or get a day job, build credit, buy an investment property, reinvest the money into a down payment in on another investment property. persist until you have 350k

>> No.11312015

>>11309829
Do you have money/a job right now? If you're an uneducated NEET with no work experience then it'll be hard.

>> No.11312029

>>11310486
It's a competitive industry, he'd need to at least give bulk discounts. Charging by the kilocock is standard

>> No.11312041

>>11310467
>>11310510
already mentioned, this is just gambling

>> No.11312068

I heard about cl 4 months ago. I was 100% no homo before then. After hearing about this chance and making it I looked for wagecuckery to no avail. Started sucking cock for real 2 months ago. I get $50 a time (70 if I swallow). Was tough at first but now I think about how many millions Ill be worth in a few years. Do about 5 a week at the moment and though I wanna kms after everytime its all I can do to make sure I have lots of link

>> No.11312071

>>11312041
Why do you need 350k?

>> No.11312093

>>11312068
jfc anon, you arent gonna make it
you better start sucking more than 5 dicks a week

>> No.11312113

Get a loan if you are American you probably can get 350 000

>> No.11312126

>>11312068
>I had dreams of a better future, then I bought my first LINK and now I suck cock 5 days a week for ERC20 tokens
LINK, not even once

>> No.11312171

>>11310468
They most certainly are not
The fair market rate for OP sucking a cock would be at least $10, or $5 if he really wanted to secure orders and undercut the competition
At these rates he would only have to suck 35,000 or 70,000 cocks at each price respectively
But I think OP could even go the extra mile, like throwing in a completion guarantee for an extra $5, or maybe even a cum-anywhere clause for a total of $20, in which case the total cocks sucked would come down to a much more reasonable 17,500

>> No.11312188

Inheritance

>> No.11312196

>>11309829
>saving the thumbnail version
faggot

>> No.11312201

>>11309839
First post best post

>> No.11312235

At 01:10 on October 6, 16: 57, Yotaka? Small tobacco odor? Monkey? Stray? Ebenki? Matsuura?
16: 46, Tarpa (Tibetan Buddhism alter ego, thoughtful?)? Moebius? 19: 51 Cigar smell? Dirty? Fairy tale
16: 44, Miramido (Ikoma? + Momogami?)? Doraemon (Dragon? + Daemon? Blue?)? vagina?
16: 39, no no? Is it a crotch relationship? What? Invincible? Are you packing dirty items, too? What? Sail thing? Matatabi?

October 6, 2018, 16:14, crooked? Is it the spleen? What? 16: 24 bike?
16: 01, tin? A razor Invincible? million? hiding? 16: 09 Is it life? Corrected?
15:48, does the Earth governor of Kumamoto use titanium shells? Have you not used the grave ones too? Muraisaki

>> No.11312961

>>11310507
Please explain