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[Anonymous No.11303016]

Imagine being a fucking swinglinker taking profits from this pump on day 1 of LINKtober

[Anonymous No.11303024]

>>11303016
sssh, let them have it, you don't have to spoonfeed every anon here

[Anonymous No.11303059]

>>11303016
I can't remember the first time I sampled the sweet, putrid stink of my farts and realized they were a delicacy of infinite olfactory bliss. My earliest days of flatulent exploration were probably when I would fart and then bend over to wedge my head between my thighs. The eggy shit gas would be trapped between my computer chair and my face, making for a delicious pocket to whiff at hungrily.

Some years after that, I introduced the 'cupping' mechanism'. It's pretty straight forward - just slip a cupped hand against your pants and fart into it before quickly closing the hand and bringing it up to your nose. Drink thirstily.

My experiments with this technique took me to uncharted horizons. One trick is to cup your hand under your naked asscrack while you shower, letting the water fill and submerge your asshole before farting into it - I find the bubbling sound to be infinitely pleasing and that the resulting smell is always slightly different than if it would have been a completely dry fart. Of course, the cupped hand against the naked ass is my go-to now. Best while lying in bed and browsing 4chan - taking hits throughout before finally drifting off to sleep, the funk still dancing in the tunnels of my nose and mouth.

Godspeed, all....

[Anonymous No.11303066]

>>11303016
>imagine not taking profits on these juicy 10-12% pnd’s that always send link back to 30 cents

[Anonymous No.11303094]

>>11303066
And miss the singularity?
Smh famalam