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11302631 No.11302631 [Reply] [Original]

LINK is mooning.

We are all gonna make it.

>literally took the day off from wageslaving to have a 3 day weekend watching Sergey solve the oracle problem in SF

>> No.11302647

>>11302631
>7%
>mooning
Are you there in SF OP?

>> No.11302651

>>11302631
REEEEEEEEEE I JUST WANTED TO BUY

>> No.11302668
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11302668

CHAINLINKU WA ICHIBAN
GREEN DIDDLY DO DESU

>> No.11302671

My personal best is 9 days without shitting. Tho i must be careful because they are enormous and super compressed so it's often a 3 step poop action. First i shit but try to not shit it all (1), then i flush. After i finish to take my shit(2), flush again, and finally wipe my ass (3) and do the final flush. If i do 1 & 2 or 2 & 3 at the same time, its the toilet clog guaranteed 100%.
I don't think poop-normies can even encompass the size of 1 weeks' deuce. Usually it's the lenght of my arm.
Also no homo but retaining compressed shit like this transform them in giant pooldo (dildo in poop) and it end up pressing the prostate after the 5th day, and it's legit better than hetero-sex. I never had anything up my ass but i can understand why the faggots would like it. Also i never admitted it to my gfs, i wonder if they would become jealous of my shits so i don't take the risk.

You will maybe think i'm a weirdo but i'm not. Just try to hold back your shit, you not only save water, get pleasure but you also save a shitload of TIME. Let say taking a shit is 5mn loss everytime, and that you shit everyday : 5x7 : 35mn weekly vs 5mn for me.
30mn per week, 2 hours per month, 1 day per year, you save a full month of your life after 30 years! It's enormous!
Please tell me i'm not the only one doing dis frens

>> No.11302683

look at the stoch rsi on daily charts of eth and btc. 7% is only the beginning.

>> No.11302684

>>11302651
This is getting old

>> No.11302739

POO POO PEE PEE
WE BULL NOW

>> No.11302752

pump over

i'm disappoint

>> No.11302844

>>11302752

NOPE
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P
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>> No.11302960

I can't remember the first time I sampled the sweet, putrid stink of my farts and realized they were a delicacy of infinite olfactory bliss. My earliest days of flatulent exploration were probably when I would fart and then bend over to wedge my head between my thighs. The eggy shit gas would be trapped between my computer chair and my face, making for a delicious pocket to whiff at hungrily.

Some years after that, I introduced the 'cupping' mechanism'. It's pretty straight forward - just slip a cupped hand against your pants and fart into it before quickly closing the hand and bringing it up to your nose. Drink thirstily.

My experiments with this technique took me to uncharted horizons. One trick is to cup your hand under your naked asscrack while you shower, letting the water fill and submerge your asshole before farting into it - I find the bubbling sound to be infinitely pleasing and that the resulting smell is always slightly different than if it would have been a completely dry fart. Of course, the cupped hand against the naked ass is my go-to now. Best while lying in bed and browsing 4chan - taking hits throughout before finally drifting off to sleep, the funk still dancing in the tunnels of my nose and mouth.

Godspeed, all.