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Be me
>young out of highschool
>work at big Tabacco factory
>speak english and smarter than most workers
>boss man notices
>moved up to assistant supervisor
>when the supervisor is gone im in charge
>in charge of 21 non english speaking hispanic women
>they dont know what i say and i dont know what they say
>communicate through expressions
How tf you learn spanish the fastest way???

>> No.11299727

>>11299716
Don’t. They’re in our country they should learn English

>> No.11299730

>>11299716
The only word you need to know is "adios", then proceed to hire a better crew.

>> No.11299741

>Tabacco

>> No.11299744

>>11299716
>How tf you learn spanish the fastest way???
u dont its kinda harf

>> No.11299745

Establish dominance by firing one who pretends she doesn't understand your expressions

>> No.11299746

Try Duolingo or something

>> No.11299754

>>11299727
I cant
>>11299730
I cant fire anyone

Fun fact: I have to be gentle with their product buckets, If i set them down rough and not gentle they will think im pissed off, and if they think im pissed off, theyll get pissed off at me

All day its
>going up and down aisles watching them

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11299774

Same here took over for a controller and Im the only one in the building. The rest of what would be our finance dept is in mexico. They can barely understand anything I say. It's insane. Too demoralized to look elsewhere though.

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>>11299754
>has to set equipment down gently
>not rough theyll think im pissed
>if they think im pissed theyll get pissed off too

Fucking KEK

>> No.11299791

>>11299783
>poster Id

Oh, it was a troll thread after all.

>> No.11299795

>thinks he's smart. Doesn't realize he has a language translator on his phone in his pocket you can just talk and translate into.

>> No.11299806

>>11299774
When i talk to them I usually say 1 word and point and they understand

>> No.11299810

>>11299716
You've shown the carrot. Now show the stick. Everyone understands the stick. They think you are weak anon.

>> No.11299813

Use your wagie dollars to take spanish lessons in your free time

>> No.11299820

>>11299716
I can help free Spanish and I can also help you translate

It's hard sometimes I understand

I'm south American and know perfect English and Spanish

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>> No.11299825

>>11299791
Nah i just think its funny, but my post is true, i was just bumping cause shitcoins are the only thing that bumps here

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11299830

Hire a mexican dwarf and walk around like this

>> No.11299833

>>11299783
>frogposter
>make up really weird scenario in workplace
>samefag

Off yourself.

>> No.11299840

>>11299833
See>>11299825
But this post is true, i really do work like this in the south

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11299845

>>11299783

>> No.11299905

>>11299840
>replying to your own post like that, as if you were someone else
>on a board with IDs

Just fuck off you stupid newcuck cringelord. I'd rather have another shitcoin thread. Nigger use a fucking voice translation app it's not that hard to work out Jesus Christ. You don't need to learn shit, just tap button, speak, and it plays translated audio.

>> No.11299938

>>11299905
Chill out my guy, today was just a dip

>> No.11299969

>>11299716
sex, fuck one of them on the side and have her teach you the language while she screams "que rico" when you fuck

>> No.11300065

>>11299716
rosetta stone. type in "to roll in spanish conjugation"; "to speak in spanish conjugation" and so forth and so on. remember numbers of people to who you're speaking and their roles in life. aha. romance language or not bro. it's a thing. and try to say what those tables i told you to look up, say. arent there apps where you talk and it does a robo voice for you? smokers tend to kind of understanding robo voices. nicotine is a vitamin minus one oxygen bond. enjoy!

>> No.11300097

>>11299830
This. Anon, there simply is no other way

>> No.11300247

>>11299716
They're saying nothing important anyway. Hispanic women only talk about their kids, extended family, husbands, boyfriends.

>> No.11300281

>>11299716
Assimili. Thank me later

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>>11299741
exactly. ain't no 'highschool' er here.

>> No.11301206

Tell them "vuelve a tu propio país de mierda"
It means "I appreciate all your hard work, keep it up"

>> No.11301269

>>11299716
Just say 'andale, trabaja hija de puta'
That's all you need to know