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Can I get SSI if I have ADD, Asperger's, depression, mutilated genitals, and I'm a kissless handholdless virgin? Can any anons help me out? I'm 18 and don't want to wage slave.

>> No.11299073
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tell me more about the genitals

>> No.11299079

>>11299057
Yes but you'll have to wear wristbands that monitor you for holding a girl's hand. Even an accidental momentary brush loses you your benefits permanently

>> No.11299087

>>11299073
They are mutilated genitals.

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>>11299057
good fucking question fren

>> No.11299095

>>11299079
Okay that's fine with me.

>> No.11299140

>>11299057
Nope. You don't get to complain about being a KHV until you're 23 btw. That's when it becomes hopeless.

t. 24 KHV