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>> No.11288617

>>11288612
chainlink dies
pajeets suicide on cam
a transfer of wealth from them to me occurs

>> No.11288625

>>11288612
Niggers, spics, and jews die

>> No.11288642

1.) ICX pumps at least 10x within the next year from current prices
2.) Bitcoin hits new ATH's
3.) My parents respect me :(

>> No.11288645

add 6 extra zeros to btc price
chainlink rises proportionately to btc
chainlink link goes to zero

>> No.11288666
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11288666

>>11288612
1. the wish giver can read my mind perfectly
2. the wish giver will carry out my wishes perfectly as i interpret them cognitively
3. infinitely many wishes

>> No.11288699

>>11288612
Fucking the genie in the ass 3 times

>> No.11288740

>>11288612
1) All the money from the top 1% gets transferred to me
2) The world is forced to recognize me as their supreme overlord to rule over them
3) All the Jews die

>> No.11288763

>current shitcoin 10xs
>Btc moon to $1,000,000 before I'm 30
>housing bubble pops and drops 80%

>> No.11288813

1- Anons can achieve true happiness and stop being mental poisoned
2-We could live in a world without usury and all the problems relative for its effects
3-That people wouldnt need to bypass all kind of pain to be able to understand each other

It's fine.

>> No.11288879
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11288879

>>11288813
Those are some nice wishes
>have the focus and intelligence to pursue my academic goals
>have enough money to buy myself and my parents a house since I hate seeing them struggle financially
>universal basic income in australia

>> No.11288880

>>11288612
(1) All Jews, upon falling asleep, go into a deep coma from which they never awaken; however, while in this torpor, they clearly speak truthfull answers to all questions verbally asked of them.
(2) I gain the ability to influence & control anything by thought alone, including but not limited to a variety of things like conferring superpowers & biological immortality upon myself & others.
(3) I get 3 more wishes (and use the final wish of each set of wishes to wish for three more wishes).

>> No.11288884

>>11288612
I just want captchas to be gone

>> No.11288891
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11288891

$1000 STINKIES!

>> No.11288911

>implying I would trust a frog genie

>> No.11288923

>>11288740
You still get fucked by the aliens

>> No.11288931
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11288931

>>11288642
>3
Wew lad. Don't remind me

>> No.11288952

1) Chainlink 5k by 2020
2) Link Marines for good form a political party/movement to take back power for the people
3) I find perfect health to enjoy my money with my family and society till i'm old

>> No.11289052

1) Control over time
2) Control over space
3) Control over matter

And like that a new God is born.

>> No.11289068

1. White gf
2. Black gf
3. Asian gf

>> No.11289069

>>11288666
>I wish i was dead
OH SHIT

>> No.11289091

1.) millions of dollars
2.) hot thot with big ass and integrity
3.) be fit af

>> No.11289096

>>11288666

well done satan

>> No.11289114

>>11289068
based and redpilled

>> No.11289124

>>11288612
1)canopy growth $200
2)xrp $10
i got everything else

>> No.11289174

>>11288642
You won't make your parents proud with Gook's crap.

>> No.11289188

>>11289068
I'd trade the black gf for a middle eastern gf tbqh

>> No.11289203

>>11289188
ill trade you my charzard for your black gf

>> No.11289213

1 million white girls aged 14-17 that solely exist to pleasure me

>> No.11289242

>>11288612
Die in an accident
Get killed
Fatal disease

Please, I'm tired of waiting.

>> No.11289853

100 million dollars.
Perfect GF
My dogs are made immortal and stay at their current health and fitness forever.

>> No.11289870

1. Health
2. Freedom
3. More wishes

>> No.11289874
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11289874

it always goes to me wishing i could turn back time and do things over..

>> No.11289933

1. FMF to outshine competition within 3 years
2. Turn back time
3. See the future prices of crypto

>> No.11289940

>>11289242
This

>> No.11290102

>>11288612
Bugatti
Maserati
Korean thotty