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My portfolio is doing great guys! I'm up 60% and my dividends are almost metting my living expenses! My life is great!

>> No.11285957

>>11285942
These memes are starting to chronicle my life what in the fuck. I can easily see right now I'm on a path from doomer to bloomer.

>> No.11285989

>>11285957
bloom'n'doom

>> No.11285990

>turn 27 in 3 days
>ex doomer
>more successful now so becoming happier
I'm on the path to bloomer.

>> No.11285993

My 5 steals ur luck.

>> No.11286002

>>11285957
Me too can't wait for when I hit 31.

>> No.11286005

What do I invest in, I am lost

>> No.11286038

>>11286005
I want to live in the countryside, please respond

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>>11286005
Yourself my fren

>> No.11286060

Reits (like O) and blue chips that pay dividends fren. It'll start slow in single digit dividend payments, then as you acquire more and more stocks and add to your positions it turns into 2, 3, and 4 digit amounts payed monthly. That will pay some bills my niggers. I only invest in monthly payers so I can stay motivated and I see progress each month.

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>>11285942
>be 27
> Graduating from physics doctorate next spring
>applying for jobs/postocs; should be easy because strong cv
>gf lives with me and treats me like superman
>A few cool hobbies
>All in on link
I'm so comfy all the time bros

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>>11286092

>> No.11286115

>>11286060
What do you mean by Reits (like O)? I’ve been reading about stock compounding, And got an account with Ameritrade but have bought anything yet.

>> No.11286124

>>11286060
just be aware of the tax issues with monthly payers, since it doesn't meet the 60 day requirement to be qualified, all those divvies are non-qualified and taxed at your income level

whats your current average month in dividends? I get about $1300 average per month in dividends and cap gains, all reinvested. feels good to know I could live like a NEET if I wanted to

>> No.11286138

>>11286115
REIT is Real Estate Investment Trust, they get tax special tax breaks but have to distribute 90% of their profits to shareholders

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>>11286060
>REITs

Dont do this. be prepared to sell that shit in a milisecond the second the market goes south, expect 75%+ drops with how the current market looks, shits ganna get nasty. stick to Defense stocks or Coca cola or WM or some shit

>> No.11286154

>>11286002
Let's not turn this into a heightened version of wanting to simply be older, like when you were a kid because 'adulthood iz sow kule!'

>> No.11286157

>>11286154
My life is fucking mess but its getting better hope porn is a big deal for me.

>> No.11286216

Bloomers just delusional boomers. They are usually full cringe

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>>11285989
>>11285990
This is great, we are shaping the new way of growing up
While the boomer way was to rebel and lead an excessive life of happiness throughout your 20s with diminishing returns thereafter, the new bloomer way is to realize early in your 20s the nature of life and the way former generations have left our world and instead build a better world and from that, achieving increasing gains of happiness later

>>11286157
Don't worry fren, we are in this together, and you are on the right track
If there is anything special or useful about 4cham at all, it is being ahead of the curve
We will all make it with and among our Fellowship of Frens

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>>11286250
Thank you fren!

>> No.11286347

>>11285993
no my 5

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>>11285942
>my dividends are almost metting my living expenses!
How much do you have to invest to make it at this level? I'm $16,100 and my dividends don't even break $200 a year

>> No.11287204

>>11286479
>I'm $16,100 and my dividends don't even break $200 a year
I beat that with my low end budget mining rig.

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wat do /biz/?

>> No.11287973

>>11286479
HEY OP

SO LETS SAY I CALL AMERITRADE TOMORROW

will they tell me which one to invest in ?

If I throw $5k what can I expect in monthly returns

>>11286479