This is my girlfriend

[Anonymous No.11277998]

How does it feel knowing most of you poorfags would never even receive so much as a glance of disgust from a goddess like her, while she literally gets on her knees before me and begs me to let her suck my big rich cock?

[Anonymous No.11278008]

wtf kinda scarface bathroom is this lmao was this built in the 80s?

[Anonymous No.11278021]

That phone.

Anon.

I.

...

[Anonymous No.11278028]

>>11278008
>poorfag has never got to experience making a business phone call from a landline while taking a shit and having your cock sucked by a lebanese goddess

[Anonymous No.11278030]

Hello, I need a new larp. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.11278042]

>>11278028
On the toilet? I'd piss in her mouth.

[Anonymous No.11278052]

what is wrong with her lips, jesus.

what kind of glasgow smile shit did you do to her

[Anonymous No.11278053]

>>11277998
Kek. Bet you're tires of fucking her already.

Cycle thru top e. European escorts paying max 200. You'll never get bored of new pussy.

[Anonymous No.11278068]

>>11277998
>>11278008
i>>11278008
s that a wired phone next to the crapper? wtf

[Anonymous No.11278076]

>>11278052
All the top women get lip fillers now. It’s called dick sucking lips. I wouldn’t expect a needy virgin living in his moms basement to know that.

[Anonymous No.11278080]

>>11278068
Its a remnant of the past of actual rich people's houses especially old money and people who used to be rich. Phones in every room.

[Anonymous No.11278083]

>>11277998
I'll bet 50 ETH that you can't post a pic of her holding a /biz/ timestamp within the next 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.11278087]

>>11278076
mate, the top women are natural. you got a reject who needs augmentation

[Anonymous No.11278100]

>>11278076
>everyone does it now! if u dont like it ur a loser!!
Imagine being so normie that you literally don’t have a defined personality.

[Anonymous No.11278103]

>>11277998
>goddess
>fake blonde
hmm

[Anonymous No.11278105]

fucking lel imagine bragging about this 'woman', pathetic.

[Anonymous No.11278126]

OP you'll never know what it's like to be a beautiful man with high standards. i can tell you're ugly as fuck because you think this literal creatura is remotely attractive

[Anonymous No.11278133]

>>11278087
>>11278100
>>11278105
Damn you incels are salty as hell. No wonder you never get laid. When was the last time any of you ate gourmet pizza in bed with a girl? Seriously what’s it like being miserable and poor?

[Anonymous No.11278140]

>>11278133
Nice fake eyelashes lol whore

[Anonymous No.11278143]

>>11278126
Post your woman then rakesh

[Favelanon No.11278147]

Hey OP, I live in a thirld world country, from things I have seen in life I can assure you that I maybe dont know a lot of this expensive things, but these are the things I already received
-A true "I love you" from a girl that love me and I took her virginity
-The trust of my best friend that I had seen die in my front
-The true hapiness to helped some guys that was starving to death
-The true hapiness of someone that had their faith restored
-True faith of people that doesnt even know you
-The unconditional love of my dogo that I save from death from some crackheads that wanted to trow her in a river

I just hope you have a good life and a health mind, I dont know a lot of this expensive things, I study in a university that I had to hide myself into the bathroom because I didnt had nothing to eat in the break time. The guys have cars and I dont even have a car license, and even so I already fucked some rich girls.

Dont make these jokes on the anons, some of them have real low self esteem and can get fooled by yourself.

You can call me a monkey, a poor guy, anything you want, this doesnt hurt as I'm already used to it, But please dont try to fool yourself, nothing of good will come to punch dead corpses like you are doing now.

Godbless you.

[Anonymous No.11278151]

>>11277998
I'll admit... I was an owner of "chainlink" from the ICO, a few others and myself got together for the soul purpose of pumping this "token" and running a shill campaign all over 4chan's /biz/ board. Needless to say it worked better than we thought and we have all sold and retired from what you call "wagecucking" (being a healthy citizen to society). It's sad how many of you still hold onto hope for this "token". Today has ended the date of our NDA within our agreement so I can come clean. Please just sell and save yourself some money, there are much better uses like investing into a house. I live in San Francisco and there are plenty of great opportunities around. This is a dead project selling false promises, did you ever think it would be that easy.

Regards
Former Whale

[Anonymous No.11278153]

>>11278140
A real woman makes effort for her man, stay mad roastie

[Anonymous No.11278163]

>>11278133
gourmet pizza? dude thats just peperoni
idc about the broad but get your cuisine right fuck

[Anonymous No.11278176]

>>11278163
I guarantee you wouldn’t be able to afford that pizza

[Anonymous No.11278179]

I've genuinely had better, sorry to burst your bubble op

[Anonymous No.11278197]

>>11277998
Imagine if you be went to the beach with her she just swallowed some seawater and it acted as a laxative and she had anal leakage. Haha. And she asked you to put sunscreen on her. And you put it on her butt and it mixed with the leakage. Haha. Imagine the smell. That would be crazy dude haha. So weird sorry I'm just really random sometimes.

[Favelanon No.11278219]

>>11278197
Bro, search for treatment.

[Anonymous No.11278244]

>>11278176
>gourmet
>literally papa john's
nice larp fag, tell mommy to go easy on the tendies and maybe you'll actually get laid

[Anonymous No.11278248]

>>11278133
Its pretty good, but sometimes the misery is so heavy that i come to this website called 4chan that only incels know of and LARP about being rich.
But seriously, you do understand that anyone with a life like that wouldnt come here right? You do understand that the larp is self revealing right? Or do you also need to LARPas a 3 digit IQ person in order to understand this?

[Favelanon No.11278265]

>>11278248
Let the horse run on the loose bro, its what they think its freedom.

[Anonymous No.11278270]

>>11277998
>>11278133
>>11278147

Is this board dead? Holy shit this is the cringiest fucking garbage i have seen in a while. Kyselves

[Anonymous No.11278293]

>>11278133
That is clearly Papa fucking Johns and the tasteful way the coke can is there makes it clear this is a picture from a photo-shoot.

[Favelanon No.11278294]

>>11278270
Why you said I'm cringy bro.

[Anonymous No.11278322]

>>11277998
Don't really care about girls desu

[Anonymous No.11278323]

I had a playboy model girlfriend for 6 years. Won't ever have a model girlfriend ever again. Talk about zero personality. zero intelligence.

You will get bored of her within a year than tough it out for another year just because she's good looking and then you will lose your friends then you will basically waste your life away with one girl when you could be banging a differen't one every week because all you need is some looks and some money.

[Favelanon No.11278345]

>>11278323
Cant you give me a job? I do in advance so you wont say I'll scam you.

[Anonymous No.11278795]

>>11278133
>gourmet pizza
>everyone takes the bait
Lol 4chan is literally fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.11278821]

>>11278219
You should get that mole looked at, its asymmetrical with fuzzy edges, could turn into melanoma

[Anonymous No.11278835]

>>11278021
>When u need 2 phone in your shitposts

[Anonymous No.11279141]

>>11277998
kek, woman are a burden they are the reward for when you have enough energy to keep them, like an alpaca or exotic pet, they arent something amazing really and when the going gets tough they just become a massive burden making you feel guilty for not being able to be there for them, and OP ive fucked many sluts for free alot
hotter than this one... seems like someone is amazed they even have a girlfriend in the first place? because thats the only reason youd be gushing over a female... that or your american and woman are pedistooled and idolized beyond belief

[Anonymous No.11279150]

>>11277998
what a fake slut

[Anonymous No.11279156]

>>11277998
>small breasts

[Anonymous No.11279172]

>>11278133
>cannot afford a hoe without scoliosis
LMAO at your poor ass

[Anonymous No.11279182]

>>11279141
this, just broke up with a cute 34DD gf because it was a pain, i wanted to get my dick sucked, and i didnt wanna commit to her long term. i still havent gotten my dick sucked since, but those tits were the bomb.

[Anonymous No.11279187]

>>11277998
Looks like a low grade version of my wife. Also looks like a bathroom from Trump tower? I’m on the 38th floor if it is.

[Anonymous No.11279208]

>>11277998
Fake lips
Tiny tits
Cellulite

>niga you can do better

[Anonymous No.11279285]

>>11278028
>shitskin
Enjoy your low IQ children.

[Anonymous No.11279451]

>>11279187
What room? Currently on my way

[Anonymous No.11279689]

pre-girlfriend
I made it on pogs and beanie babies

[Anonymous No.11279796]

>>11277998

>titlet with lip filler
>bunch of Charming Charlie's dollar store shit jewelry
>selfie after taking a shit

Haha you fucking pleb

[Anonymous No.11280540]

>>11277998
ew

[Anonymous No.11280547]

>>11278133
I can tell you're unhappy because you need to document your life for other people.

[Anonymous No.11280563]

That bitch looks fucking stupid, quack quack mr larper

[Anonymous No.11280576]

>>11280547
This. If you really are rich(youre not)you shudnt be acting like an absolute faggot

[Anonymous No.11280648]

>>11277998
>this woman from this 90s pic is my gf

Excellent bait anon kun, EVERYONE is jealous of a guy who owns a time machine!

[Anonymous No.11280697]

>>11280648
>selfie from an iphone
>90's

[Anonymous No.11280719]

>>11277998
You're welcome to women like this - she looks like your typical airhead, gold digging, high maintenance whore

Literally may as well pay prostitutes instead - cheaper in the long run

[Anonymous No.11280733]

>>11280719

Listen to this pal. He knows the game.

[Anonymous No.11280979]

>>11278147

You're a good man for saving your doggo, Favala-anon

[Anonymous No.11281062]

Imagine wanting to call this your gf. Why dont you sad fuckers realise you can find a 7-8 looking girl who will love you if you go on a holiday to a poorer country? If you are below a 4 that is. If you are above a 4 and you are single not by choice its probably your degenerate personality.

[Anonymous No.11281079]

This thread sucks. This board sucks. You should all kill yourselves.

[Anonymous No.11281217]

>>11278133
Gourmet pizza? Is that what Papa John's call them now? You may have made a few quid but you can't buy class and you, my friend, don't have any.

[sega No.11281231]

>>11277998
#tagthesponsor