Ohnonononono

[Anonymous No.11240723]

TL;DR the oracle problem is solved. An end-to-end decentralized general-purpose oracle system basically exists for use today, in the form of Shintaku.

https://media.consensys.net/the-state-of-decentralized-oracles-df45bf0dc51d

[Anonymous No.11240734]

>hates Link
>spends all of your time researching Link just to try and shit on it

There will be a moment in your life you'll suddenly realise how utterly pathetic you are

[Anonymous No.11240758]

>>11240723

[Anonymous No.11240791]

>wake up at 9.30am
>eyes are open for 5 seconds before the cold feeling of dread washes over you
>"it's ok, it's ok, it's ok" in a mantra to yourself
>turn your PC on
>as it boots, nervously pace up and down, shaking your hands in the cool morning air then rubbing them through your greasy hair
>"It's ok, it's ok, it's ok"
>"i've just got to treat this like a job, like a regular job" you say to yourself
>nervously get up and go to the kitchen, make a coffee despite knowing it makes the anxiety worse
>sit back down with the coffee
>"it's only at 5k sats, there's still time, there's still time"
>nervously sip coffee, rub hand through greasy hair
>"ok, today's fud, today's fud, today's fud, what do we have"
>the depression sits on your shoulders like a weight.
>the anxiety flutters in your belly
>you sold at 4k sats
>now you have to fud on /biz/
>what the fuck have you done to yourself

[Anonymous No.11240796]

>random literal who weeaboo makes a Medium article

Thanks OP, just market sold my stack

[Anonymous No.11240803]

>>11240734
Lmao I'd bet my entire LINK stack that OP is holding LINK

[Anonymous No.11240804]

Close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are having
Take long, slow, deep breathes and put all your focus and attention onto your breathing
iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut

good. Do this for a few minutes, then -
VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your LINK investment
ANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealth
IMAGINE as though it is all happening now in the present moment, for the present moment is all that truly exists
MOST IMPORTANTLY
FEEL the way you will FEEL when that moment comes and you make it!
FEELING THE EMOTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST VISUALIZING THE IMAGES!

Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)
I AM RICH
I AM WEALTHY
I AM A MILLIONAIRE
LINK HAS GIVEN ME INFINITE ABUNDANCE
It's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and LINK being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep.

WHEN WE DO THIS COLLECTIVELY MY LINK BROTHERS, THE UNIVERSE WILL SEE TO IT THAT CERTAIN EVENTS, PEOPLE AND CIRCUMSTANCES WILL ALIGN AND BE ATTRACTED TO US - THAT WILL ALLOW OUR DESIRE TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY!
I love you all

[Anonymous No.11240818]

>>11240723
holy fuck its true sell sell sell. I thought consensys was friends and they secretly solved the oracle problem. The code is literally done too! holy fuck whyyyyy

[Anonymous No.11240826]

maybe sergey will hire more than 1 dev next time he thinks of a project

[Anonymous No.11240836]

>>11240723

[Anonymous No.11240839]

>>11240723
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!
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[Anonymous No.11240859]

>>11240723
Idiot alert.

[Anonymous No.11240880]

This >>11240803
But this >>11240734 is also true.

[Anonymous No.11240900]

$1000 eoy

[Anonymous No.11241057]

this is unironically a big deal. Plus, you have consensys at sibos and not chainlink. Stole the oracle from sergey

[Anonymous No.11241087]

chainlink is shit

[Anonymous No.11241110]

>>11240880
this

[Anonymous No.11241113]

damn everyday that goes by the meme is really turning into a meme...fuck im all in on this

[Anonymous No.11241128]

"OpenLaw, the legal-focused blockchain protocollers of ConsenSys, have partnered with ChainLink to leverage the latter’s decentralized oracle network"

https://bitsonline.com/open-law-chainlink-partner/

[Anonymous No.11241133]

"John Adler" has 3 followers and one Medium post.
HOW FUCKING DESPERATE ARE YOU DISCORD FAGGOTS HOLY SHIT
I'm laughing out loud over here. That fucking retarded fake page you spun up during the Bithumb hype wasn't enough of a waste of time, huh? Holy fucking fuck you guys suck.

[Anonymous No.11241148]

>>11241110
This

[Anonymous No.11241158]

>>11240723
Hi, I'm a normal biz anon, I also fell for the link meme, it was a pretty organised pump and dump and I cannot believe it is still going.

[Anonymous No.11241210]

This is unironically a big deal

[Anonymous No.11241220]

>>11240734
consensys media is fairly well known. OP was probably just browsing it and saw "decentralized oracles" and decided to take a look. dont need to be so defensive just because you decided to put your whole money on a literal shitcoin

>ctrl+f "oraclize" 1 result
>ctrl+f "chainlink" 0 results

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF LINK BAGHOLDERS

[Anonymous No.11241224]

>>11241210
It doesn't even have a fucking website. There is no information about custom adapters, reputation.....am I fucking missing something?

[Anonymous No.11241232]

>>11241224
The fudders are getting desperate

[Anonymous No.11241396]

>>11241220
Anyone can post to Consensys Media.....Its open

[Anonymous No.11241614]

>>11241396
>anyone can post
>john addler

AHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAH FUCK ME IM DYING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LINKIES DONT EVEN KNOW WHO JOHN ADDLER IS AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

https://twitter.com/ethereumJoseph/status/1045737346078044161

HOW ABOUT JOE LUBIN? DO YOU KNOW WHO JOE LUBIN IS? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAXIMUM DELUSION

[Anonymous No.11241640]

>>11241614
>While the majority of the code is implemented, from my brief inspection of the code-base the following things pop out as needing to be hashed out:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE COMPETITION TO CHAINLINK??? 1 commit and a blockchain skeptic.....LMFAO

[Anonymous No.11241681]

oracle problem solved? I thought it never existed.

[Anonymous No.11241715]

>>11241640
Is this for real?
Shintaku has a grand total of one commit?

[Anonymous No.11241743]

>>11241715
It's fud.
Insanely bullish signal for link.

[Anonymous No.11241893]

[Anonymous No.11241954]

>>11241715
>>11241743
It’s an import

[Anonymous No.11241963]

quality thread
i just sold

[Anonymous No.11241984]

>>11241893
IT WAS FAVELANON ALL ALONG! He used us!

[Anonymous No.11242142]

>>11241954
So he copy-pasted Adler's failed Athena project with zero alteration and called it a day?

And this is supposed to beat out Chainlink?

Fucking lololololol.

[Anonymous No.11242862]

> just had this great idea for a powered appliance that leverages the idea of creating a vacuum to ensure dirt is securely sucked up a tube into a bag, it can be used to ensure your floor is clean.

think it will catch on or is anyone else doing it ?

[Anonymous No.11243047]

>>11240723
>anime avatar
Discarded. Didn't even read the title of the article.

[Anonymous No.11243208]

>>11240723
Literally who

[Anonymous No.11243626]

>>11242862

Can someone boomerfiy this pic and replace the can with a monster lol

[Anonymous No.11243831]

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1808.00528.pdf
>ChainLink [21] aims to provide a cross-chain portal to internet-available information i.e., data available on websites, through their centralized system.
>centralized system
then in the references at the end of the whitepaper
> S. Ellis, A. Juels, and S. Nazarov, “Chainlink a decentralized oracle network,” https://link.smartcontract.com/whitepaper, 2017
>decentralized

[Anonymous No.11243849]

>>11243831
Link is gonna be centralized for a while when it first starts out tho

[Anonymous No.11243908]

>>11243831
Topkek were going to make it

[Anonymous No.11243942]

>>11243849
Link is going to be the most decentralized oracle that ever existed even when it launches.

[Anonymous No.11244065]

>>11241743
>Insanely bullish signal for link.
was anyone else in crypto at 2016? Anyone else remember the false news story people made and pushed that Vitalik died in a car crash? It dipped the price heavily for a short period but looking back it was insanely bullish that someone would go to that lengths just to pick up cheap Ethereum.

[Anonymous No.11244838]

Imagine doing this amount of work for discord handjobs. Honestly I hope all you faggots KYS.

[Anonymous No.11245018]

>>11240791
Lmao nice

[Anonymous No.11245078]

STOP TRYING TO SCAM PEOPLE WITH THIS SHIT