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11239964 No.11239964 [Reply] [Original]

Can someone tell me how to make money without working?

>> No.11239968

>>11239964
You're gonna have to work at some point. Crime is a lot more effort than actually getting a job, and drug dealers generally make minimum wage.

>> No.11239977

>>11239968
your answer doesnt answer my question

>> No.11239983

>>11239968
I don't know were you come from but drug dealers I know don't make minimum wage.

>> No.11239988

>>11239964

Yes.

> Be lucky
> Born into money
> Inherited money
> Married into money

>> No.11239995

>>11239988
what about stock market? learning to trade options?

>> No.11239996

>>11239964
Sucking dick is not work

>> No.11240005

>>11239996
fuck u i aint gay

>> No.11240023

>>11240005
you also aint rich, and so

>> No.11240027

>>11239964
I know it's not the answer you want, but by being smart and finding a niche "market". If there was some universal way to get rich that most (or even just 5%) of people easily could do, you would already have heard about it.

>> No.11240033

Dude sucking dick for money isn’t gay 20 bucks is 20 bucks feel me

>> No.11240037

Find 2 dollars on the street and then buy a lottery ticket

>> No.11240043

>>11239995

Option trading pretty much is gambling on steroids. You may be lucky for some time, loss all your cumulative career gains in a hour.

>> No.11240067

Invest basically. Problem is that you need some money to start.

>> No.11240080

>>11239995
95% of traders don't beat the market return in the long run and most of the remaining 5% (almost) market perform. There are a VERY few people who can get rich by trading stocks/options, but it's impossible for us to say if you're talented enough (and willing to work/study hard enough) to be one of those people. That's what I mean by finding a "niche market". Find something that you're naturally really good at and then work/study hard. Unless you get really lucky in some way (e.g. going all in on a random 1000x shitcoin) then you most likely won't make it without hard work.

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>>11239968
>>11239983
What a retarded statement: "drug dealers generally make minimum wage"

Perhaps high school weed dealers. But proportional to work put in, you can make far more money selling MDMA or Shrooms in bulk than wagecucking ever will

Buy you sentiment is correct in that _most_ "drug dealers" only sell some weed part time to their friends.

>> No.11240129

>>11240005
$20 is $20 tho, so start succin

>> No.11240149

I know. But I'm not going to tell you. That would just mean less money for me.

>> No.11240166

>>11239964
So easy.
>Step 1: grow beard, go tanning, stop showering.
>Step 2: move to Hollywood
>Step 3: tell everyone your a Kike and make anti-white jokes everywhere you go
>Step 4: profit
>Step 5: goto Hell and burn for eternity when you die

>> No.11240221

>>11240080
in crypto it's very easy to make a lot of money by trading though, as long as the majority of the crypto space consists of utter retards atleast. it's like they're desperate to handing you their money. this is probably about to change though, with institutions progressively dipping their dick into crypto

>> No.11240227

I legit did this when I got fired from my last job, I have no fear of telling you because I know you're all too soft to commit even the tiniest of crimes IRL. I'd go to the airport, wandering around looking for people who abandon their bags (so many people just walk away from their bags, sometimes for hours... and TSA and police don't do anything if they see me standing next to it since they assume it's mine), I'd usually aim for 10 big suitcases/laptops, and then I'd go home. Usually 6 to 7 hours of "work" for a few thousand dollars a day after ebay (once I found a bag stuffed with what seemed like tens of thousands of dollars worth of computer chips and robotic parts... I brought it to the lost and found... I didn't want to get too greedy). I didn't do it everyday and I hit 3 different airports around my city (sometimes I'd find cold hard cash). Easy fucking money. I still do it occasionally when my car breaks down or something and I need cash for parts or for Christmas presents.

>> No.11240311

>>11240221
I haven't made most of my money from crypto myself, but I doubt it's as easy as a lot of people seem to think. There's a lot of confirmation bias and gambler's fallacy in the crypto community: if you bought ETH at $1 (or some other huge multibagger) then of course it felt easy to get rich from crypto.

>> No.11240342

>>11239964
If you are an attractive woman, you can just take your clothes off in an online stream and have losers pay you to do so.

>> No.11240346

Making money without working is usually harder than just getting a job.

>> No.11240370

>>11239964
chainlink

>> No.11240461

>>11239964
give someone money
request more back

only work you have to do is keep track who owes you money, in short: be bank, make bank

>> No.11240508

>>11240227

DC?

>> No.11240529

>>11240227
And surveillance didn't get you once?

>> No.11240603

>>11240529
I used to work as a security guard and noticed the airport cops were all old city cops transferred there a couple of years before retiring, they straight up only cared about riding their little golf cart around for free meals and talking to the girls that work at the shops. They were grumpy and so over the police gig. I'm pretty sure they told all the passengers that claimed their bags were lost to go put a claim with lost and found (which by the way get stacks and stacks of items people forget at the airport and nobody bothers picking up). Maybe the airports were really vigilant after 9/11, but now it's laid back, the airport is too chaotic to be on top of anything, really.

To answer your question, no. I was not approached once, ever, for anything. I sometimes was spotted by the owners of the bags, and I just pretended to be a good samaritan bringing it to the lost and found. People even offered to give me a little cash reward, dumb fucks.

>> No.11240617

>>11240603
Thanks for that. If I ever hit rock bottom I know where I'm going for a bit of extra dough.

>> No.11240787

Sell drugs to degenerates

>> No.11240906

>>11240508
A big city near a major international airport in the US south.

>> No.11240915 [DELETED] 

you already sound like a nigger. Go back and ask your dad for some advice. oh wait you're a nigger. Go back to getting my fries at McDonalds

>> No.11240920

>>11240906
Memphis or atlanta?

>> No.11240940

>>11240915
Im a chink lmao
>>11240920
i live in atlanta

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>>11239964
>buy visa stock
>wait
>collect dividend

>buy bonds
>wait
>receive payments

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>>11240603
>be canadian
>in halifax airport
>woman leaves bag for one second
>CBSA agent or airport security starts freaking out, tells woman to get back to her bag immediately
>wtf is this shit