/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.11218584]

What was the biggest scam you’ve ever pulled?

[Anonymous No.11218598]

i told my friends to buy bit coin in december

[Anonymous No.11218619]

>>11218584
Sold my neighbor a dime bag of reggie that I put orange peels in and claimed as orange kush for $50

[Anonymous No.11218697]

>>11218584
Sold fake visas back in the 2000s

[Anonymous No.11218713]

>>11218598
lul. i've been telling them since 2013. what do they do. buy the top kek.

[Anonymous No.11218718]

Faked a will from my Grandfather leaving me a piece of property. His Step-Kids howled like monkeys but the judge signed off and he handed me 180 acres of prime riverfront property.

[Anonymous No.11218727]

>>11218584
Sold fake e pills to herbs, hustled adderall to stupid trusties, sold extremely overpriced pokemon cards. I also hustled untaxed cigarettes but that's more supply and demand than a scam. I guess it's technically scamming the gov't.

[Anonymous No.11218773]

>>11218718
kek.

[Anonymous No.11218790]

>>11218584
>mfw when called in sick to work
>mfw when wasnt even sick

[Anonymous No.11218796]

>>11218619
Omegakek

[Anonymous No.11218807]

>>11218584
Nice try CIA

[Anonymous No.11218815]

>>11218718
nice, how did the judge not notice it though

[Anonymous No.11218823]

>>11218584
Sold blood pressure pills and claimed it was ecstacy

[Anonymous No.11218861]

I created 0xBTC.

[Anonymous No.11218872]

>>11218584
Got a bunch of wojaks (a waves token) and convinced someone on here to buy them.

[Anonymous No.11218881]

>>11218790
DEVILISH

[Anonymous No.11218894]

>>11218790
Absolute mad lad!

[Anonymous No.11218897]

>>11218584
i phished other kids on habbo by creating a fake login page which would send me their login credentials when they logged in
>resulted in a 12 year ban

[Anonymous No.11218994]

i bought a pizza with a counterfeitnote i got from the darknet
they got the seller and the dumbfuck saved the adress but im a dumbfuck too you dont have to say that

[Anonymous No.11219002]

>>11218790
YOU ARE A MANIAC!

[Anonymous No.11219009]

>>11218584
shilling flik here in october or november of last year and getting out with a 10-20x

[Anonymous No.11219399]

>>11218718
Not larping? How did you fake it so well that the judge didn't even notice it?

[Anonymous No.11220077]

I used to sell fake baby formula but I stopped once I found out it contained formaldehyde.

[Anonymous No.11220250]

ITT: Things that never happened

[Anonymous No.11220907]

Used to use those coupons that used to show up around here 10 years ago. Got a $180 pair of turtle beach headphones for $15 I still use them to this day.
Also, saw a dude drop a fiver in grocery line. Promptly stepped on it and waited til he was done and gone

[Anonymous No.11220946]

blockcat ICO

[Anonymous No.11221037]

i'm in cahoots with known criminals and scammers from discord
you could call us a crime syndicate
we make ponzis and ponzi accessories
some mad cunt made this exposing us to further victims

[Anonymous No.11221132]

>Show up at concert venue over an hour early cause fuck city traffic
>Walk up to venue, doors wide open, no one there
>Walk inside, talent is in the back crew is setting up
>Pull my phone out and start walking around with a spectrum analyzer
>Start looking really serious at equipment in the venue and at what's being set up
>I actually am a pro A/V guy just not a tech at this event
>Eventually just chill out by the stage listening to the conversations
>Suddenly guy comes over handing out wrist bands
>Non-nonchalantly stick my arm out and thank the man
>Spend most of the show sitting backstage with the talent and personal friends drinking vodka
>3 hours later...
>"So ugh who are you with?"
>"No one, I got here early and they gave me a wrist band."
>Guy starts dying laughing

In my defense I bought an actual ticket for this event but goes to show a little bare minimum social engineering goes a long way.

[Anonymous No.11221141]

$1,008,000 scam in 3 months at end of last year. signed up for an ico bounty program 7 times. they gave away a rediculous amount of tokens. i held until bitfinex listing. 66x'd. im a legend

[Anonymous No.11221220]

>>11218584

Not really a scam but I live in British Columbia where canadian statists banned menthol cigarettes for whatever reason, and I work in a nightclub and I go down to the states and bring home maybe 20 cartons of menthols and sell them for 20 bucks a pack, which is pretty comparable to other cigarettes and between that and doing my actual job, i make about 3g a month and I haven't gotten a student loan the last two years because I do so well selling them and everyone who works there is hooked on them (and dip, but thats kind of a new thing).

>mfw the government regulations helped me thrive
>mfw the lost one more student debtor because of their own stupidity
>mfw im helping my chad-lads get cancer
>mfw libertarian and doing masters in economics

[Anonymous No.11221590]

>>11220907
Holy fuck, that was 10 years ago...
I used the coupon for a free 4 pack of monster lol, wasn't balzy enough to try and get a free PS3 like that dude that got busted at Toys R Us.

[Anonymous No.11221629]

I made like 7 btc selling those "deep web boxes" online. Needless to say i faked everything.

[Anonymous No.11221827]

>>11221220
nice
Is it actually illegal to import them and sell them as a private person ?

[Anonymous No.11221953]

I hired some guys to work on my property for a year with the promise of a big payout and then ghosted those mother fuckers and kept all the cash.

[Anonymous No.11222050]

>>11218718
>>11219399
How the fuck should the judge notice that the will is fake if he does not have any comparable writing for it ?
And even if, if you can perfectly fake the writing then even a professional can't see it.

[Anonymous No.11222080]

Bought the sheets of paper that acid comes sold on for like $5 then sold each of the 100 tabs for $10 a pop

[Anonymous No.11222392]

>>11218584
Make memes about link and get paid for it

[Anonymous No.11222507]

>be me
>24 yo beta faggot
>no job, no gf, only 2 friends
>see ico hype mania
>idea.jpg
>actually have decent coding skillz
>work my ass off flipping burgers to save money fast for some ico expenses
>dont even eat sometimes to save money
>work my ass off in making an ico as legit as possible.
>even hired 3 faggots to act as marketing experts and CMs
>holyfuckitsworking.mp3
>mfw people are actually sending eth to a copy pasted smart contract
>mfw ico raised 100k
>mfw would have raised even more if I hadnt exit scammed early, couldnt resist
>mfw lost my virginity the day after to a escort

[Anonymous No.11222689]

>Broke ass college kid in late 90s.
>Read article about selling banner ads on websites.
>Make free porn site in 97 that makes 80k first year. Rinse, repeat.
>Steal beast porn from Dutch site, make 300k in Y2K.
>Reinvest profits into custom beast porn
>Make a couple million by 2002.
>Visa stops processing for beast 2003.
>:(

[Anonymous No.11222805]

>>11218584
I told my 95 year old neighbor I'd help her pay her bills because she has dementia. I wrote myself a check from her account for $125,000. She has so much money she didn't even notice it was gone. Which is good because I lost most of it buying BTC at $18K

[Anonymous No.11222812]

I'm too honest to scam someone. However, in college my friends and I made copies of a ticket to a campus event because we were broke and wanted to get in. It worked and the school made a change to their tickets the next year because of it.

[Anonymous No.11222840]

>>11218619

[Anonymous No.11222861]

>>11222805
Lol thanks for the evidence larper

[Anonymous No.11222872]

>>11222805
You're a piece of shit on a whole different level

[Anonymous No.11222922]

>>11218584
Convinced my girlfriend that I love her.

[Anonymous No.11223012]

>>11218584
convinced myself life is worth living.

[Anonymous No.11223015]

>>11218584
I've ripped off supermarkets in the UK for probably about £1m in the last 7 years.

[Anonymous No.11223071]

I am the founder of Bitconnect.

[Anonymous No.11223098]

This thread is a goldmine for law enforcement and intelligence agencies.

[Anonymous No.11223358]

>>11218584
In high school, me and a few friends always went to our local NBA games. One random game we moved our way down to the first couple rows. Ended up talking to this guy who had autism or mild down syndrome, couldn't tell, and was a season ticket holder. Come to find out he was very rich, I'm assuming because of his family, and was obsessed with autographed NBA player cards. The guy kind of reminded me of Glen from the movie The Ringer with Johnny Knoxville.

My friends and I came up with an idea to buy dirt cheap cards of former and current top players in the NBA. We would forge the player's signature, then put the cards in those fancy plastic cases that were screwed together to make them look legit.

Ended up selling him a couple hundred dollars of fake autograph cards each home game. The cards didn't cost us more than $5 each to produce. Did this for about a season and a half. Over that time period we raked in about 20k between the 3 of us.

Yes, I kind of feel bad, even though it's been over 12 years.

[Anonymous No.11223387]

>>11218584
i helped start xtrabytes and bought in at 9 sat. sold over a million bucks worth at nearly 5600 sats.

[Anonymous No.11223471]

>>11221953
gtfo leftist faggot

[Anonymous No.11223908]

>>11223358
>>11222805

Jesus Christ this thread is hurting my feelings

[Anonymous No.11223965]

>>11221132

social engineering works until it doesn't

[Anonymous No.11223992]

>>11223358
I like that even on an anonymous mongolian yak trading forum you are compelled to lie and pretend he was rich, to try and make yourself seem less gross.
You must feel like an absolute piece of shit all the time lmao

[Anonymous No.11224101]

>>11221037
How do I get in on this? Im a programmer.

[Anonymous No.11224158]

>>11223992
you get used to it after a while

[Anonymous No.11224202]

>>11220077
Dude wtf

[Anonymous No.11224212]

>>11224202
Every single Chinese person does it

[Anonymous No.11224248]

I stole wifi from my neighbor and downloaded 40-50gb a month

[Anonymous No.11224614]

>>11224202
they put the baby formula behind glass at my local walmart. Wtf? Is there some kind of black market for baby formula I dont know about?

[Anonymous No.11224738]

>>11224614
Yes

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/babies/victoria-police-uncover-more-than-160000-worth-of-baby-formula-vitamins/news-story/bfd877ca350583186dda7522e96678eb

[Anonymous No.11224853]

>>11222507
only 100k?? You exit scammed way too early! You could have got millions.

[Anonymous No.11224876]

>>11222805
You could have just setup a coinbase account for her and took a selfie of her holding a piece of paper to get past kyc. Then you could transfer all of her money to coinbase buy bitcoins and send it all to yourself.

[Anonymous No.11224878]

>>11218584
sold variable life insurance. where my insurabros at? fuck that life.

[Anonymous No.11224897]

>>11221037
>you could call us a crime syndicate
>ponzis
cringe

[Anonymous No.11224901]

>>11222507
>hello SEC

[Anonymous No.11224927]

>>11218994
how do you know they got the address? did Johnny law come knocking

[Anonymous No.11224993]

I once factored a large number into it's primes in exchange for a hamburger.

[Anonymous No.11225041]

>>11218897
any party hats or disc of returning?

[Anonymous No.11225070]

>>11224993
JustSergeyThings

[Anonymous No.11225080]

>>11218584
Convincing pajeets on biz to buy the stupidest shitcoin ever, Chainlink. To this day the bagholders are shilling this bs ruski coin lmao

[Anonymous No.11225215]

>>11218584

As i kid, we always used to play soldiers so all the kids in the neighbourhood had toy guns laying around... some of them really nice.

I came up with some bullshit narrative about why it would be good to store them all at my place... we could create a whole arsenal so we could all pick the most awesome gun toys. Not sure how, but a week later i had like 100 guns laying around lol. Ofc i always picked the best one first.

I think we were about 11 years old or something.

[Anonymous No.11225574]

>>11222507

TRX
Justin sun is that you?

[Anonymous No.11225907]

So i happent o live in a state where any agreement you have whether signed or unsigned with a corporation company etc etc yo uhave 3 days to bakc out and get af ul lrefund of you rmoney.

A school i wont name which, was handing out FREE macbook pros to people who signed up. They even shipped out the macbook PRO immediately.

So as soon as the macbook pro was shipped i wrote a letter of cancelation and signed it with a bank to notorize it shipped it to them and faxed it in lol

got 2000$ for free and ripped of a corporation not a real human being so i dont give a fuck oh and thats the only time i signed up for school kek

[Anonymous No.11226671]

This is pretty shitty but whatever.
My husband was getting sued so he gave me his assets for the time being (600k) as to avoid getting it taken away from the lawsuit. He won the case and ended up not even getting sued but I just divorced him and left with his money.

[Anonymous No.11226684]

I swapped my Gameboy pocket for a Gameboy color with a retard

[Anonymous No.11227208]

>>11222861
>thanks for the evidence
>larper

You’re either really retarded or just don’t know what you just typed...

[ASSNONYMASS No.11227226]

>>11226671

[Anonymous No.11227254]

>>11221141
if this is true you are the winner!

[Anonymous No.11227375]

>>11218584
I made a fake degree to take the death insurance money from my dead father's.

Shit was so cash, I made it with paint back in the days..

[Anonymous No.11227490]

I acquire large amounts of cocaine from Dream Market, then I resell it to other dealers in my local area. Also MDMA. I make a lot of money, but have literally no stealth at all.

[Anonymous No.11227555]

>>11224927
exactly and i read a news article days later about the fuckers

[Anonymous No.11227609]

>>11227375
nice

[Anonymous No.11227636]

>>11221132
Based

[Anonymous No.11227644]

>>11218584
I once found some noob who didn't have any friends and got hin to follow me around all day, eventually I took him deep into wildy and killed him. All he had was 100g and an iron longsword.

[Anonymous No.11227655]

>>11223015
How?

[Anonymous No.11227674]

>>11222805
If this is real I hope you rot in hell

[Anonymous No.11227725]

>>11227644
you story doesn´t work faggot.

he has to attack someone first to drop all his items in the wildy.

[Anonymous No.11227932]

>>11218584
convincing the world I didn't exist

[Anonymous No.11228430]

>>11218584
2008

Retired now, pretty sure my grand kids as well.

[Anonymous No.11228505]

I know a guy, lets say a friend of mine who used 5-6 different cc to use free resources from a well known US it c oo mpany to mine 200k of coin that will moon x100 next year. Lol

[Anonymous No.11228662]

When i was in my last year of elementary school, i convinced a small group of people to unite all our tazos in order to beat one kid at school who was probably a rich fag and had all the collection. Since i came up with the idea, i was the one responsible for them. Weeks later school ended and i kept them all

[Anonymous No.11228681]

>>11226671
I'd unironically kill you if I were him.

also tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.11228686]

>>11227932

Get thee behind me, Satan.

[Anonymous No.11228714]

>>11220907
Fuck yeah dude, good deals and good times

T. Metro Boomer

[Anonymous No.11228751]

>>11228714
>metro boomer want some more, nigga!