Sell me this onion

[Anonymous No.11218134]

[Anonymous No.11218137]

>>11218134

Please cry right now.

[Anonymous No.11218141]

>>11218134
you dont want this onion

[Anonymous No.11218144]

it has great partnerships with top foods

[Anonymous No.11218149]

*blocks your estrogen*

[Anonymous No.11218154]

if you used chainlink you could write a contract for a hooker to shove it up your ass

[Anonymous No.11218156]

>>11218134
I've heard you can use an onion to buy drugs online, very good investment

[Anonymous No.11218158]

>>11218134
Why don’t you do me a favor and write down your name on a napkin

[Anonymous No.11218173]

>>11218134
Wanna see me cry? Gotta need this onion.

[Anonymous No.11218190]

Is your name Pajeet? If yes then you need onion for curry

[Anonymous No.11218423]

This onion was used in the first Shrek movie. I'm bringing to you first because you're my friend and I know you're interested in collectibles.

[Anonymous No.11218459]

>>11218134
without this you wouldn't have an onion
- fake cry i give you 10$

[Anonymous No.11218483]

>>11218190
That's hardly fair. A lot off fucking dishes start off with frying up some Onions with a bit of Garlic, just ask /ck/.

[Anonymous No.11218492]

>>11218134
>Sell me this onion

[Anonymous No.11218583]

>>11218134

You going to a funeral but don't give a fuck about the person? But still have to give a shit in front of others?
This onion will give you those tears which will win you academy awards and oscars because of the great performance.

[Anonymous No.11218613]

>>11218134
That onion contains cp.

[Anonymous No.11219041]

I've been absorbing onion juice into my scalp 3x a week before I go work out at the park. My sweat now smells very sweet, like the most tasteful and elegant horse radish relish.

[Anonymous No.11219062]

>>11219041
I've been using the purple onions though

[Anonymous No.11219071]

>>11218134
i heard the onion was going to partner with elon musk in an effort to do a joint venture in order to travel to uranus, invest in it now before the onion's value skyrockets anon

[Anonymous No.11219090]

>>11218134
cry more onioncucks

[Anonymous No.11219182]

HJey how its going anon u look like someone who can appreciate a good flavorfull ingredient to your favorite dishes. Well what i have here is what you would cal lan ONION . its delicious, tender and makes almost any dish uin ur house hold flavorful. Sounds great doesnt it? Now let me ask you if i was to provide you with this onion at an affordable cost would that be something you could agree on ? I mean who wouldnt irght? flavor ful onion at an affordable price? Wel lhere u are anon just sign here and 1 onion is exactly 1 bitcoin.