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Trader Gondola edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part I
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11208160

>> No.11216818

>>11216808
RAD going anywhere? Hearing about profit documents being released tommorow.

>> No.11216828

>>11216769
Any reason why?

>> No.11216829

I invest in a world index, quant and water fund with monthly payments. I heard that monthly payments to a fund are not that good and I should put a big amount of money in it when I have the chance. Is that correct? Also, should I focus on one fund instead of 3?

>> No.11216832

fucking idiots keep pumping it with these low volumes

>> No.11216838
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11216838

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.11216854

MNGA 3$ EOY, this will be my only shill

>> No.11216861
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11216861

Buy CAG

>> No.11216864

>>11216838
talk about coincidence. I have $1000 I'm going to throw into the market and I was leaning towards increasing my position IBM.

Then I said fuck it, whatever last two digits of my post is the company I'm picking with their relation to largest market cap companies in the world.

IBM is 38

Really makes you think

>> No.11216870

>>11212538

If you are still here....
What is your portfolio variance and Sharpe ratio? What is your selection process?

>> No.11216873

When should I sell CEI? Bought in at $.5 and it seems like it's not gonna get back to that, didn't invest much because I didn't trust the meme thankfully

>> No.11216878

>>11216854
zoom out

>> No.11216882

>>11216828
not the same poster but IP is a good company, not sure why the stock is down since last ER as they beat estimates. They did contemplate a hostile take over of an irish paper company for more yuropoor exposure.

>> No.11216888

>>11216832
file->global configuration->display->style->jokerman
Do it now for big gains

>> No.11216889

>>11216882
it's paper
in 2018
why are you doing this to yourself

>> No.11216895

ready for loudness to become higher as the market rate gets lower and lower?

>> No.11216900

>>11216889
Amazon packaging.

>> No.11216905

>>11216873
Well before the jump it sat at .22 but if you want you can sell now or wait on news today.

>> No.11216906

>>11216889
you think amazon is shipping items in plastic or metal containers?

>> No.11216908

>>11216888
where do I find the file?

>> No.11216914

Hope you guys listened to me about WWE and ILMN.

>> No.11216925

>>11216829
What's the water fund?

>> No.11216940
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11216940

Please tell me that ECR is going to rise somepoint soon

>> No.11216955

>>11216908
behind monitor glass. just pull screen back. make sure u wear eye protection.

>> No.11216971

>HCLP
>ROAD

>ROPE

>> No.11216972
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11216972

EVERYDAY UNTIL YOU STOP

>> No.11216975

>>11216905
Any time frame for news?

>> No.11216987

>>11216975
2pm is show time.

>> No.11216998

>>11216975
Not sure sadly, only read about a report of assets sell and an earning report

>> No.11217023

>>11216925
http://www.morningstar.be/be/funds/snapshot/snapshot.aspx?id=f0gbr04nxu

>> No.11217033

>>11216925
>>11217023


English https://markets.ft.com/data/funds/tearsheet/summary?s=be0175479063:eur

>> No.11217056

>>11216987
Priced in.

>> No.11217068
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11217068

fuck Kraft heinz Buffet owes me a steak dinner for this shit

>> No.11217069
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11217069

get ready for the FED shitpost today.

>> No.11217073

NLST is gonna be pretty funny if they reverse split AFTER they're on the OTC. I can see Donkey Kong doing that for shits and giggles.
What puzzles me is that the institutional bagholders haven't sold yet.

>> No.11217085

>>11217056
So what's not priced in yet?

>> No.11217094

>>11217069
Non-event for the day. They literally said the last time they met "We aren't raising rates until our next meeting in September"

The rise in rates is expected. Any dip will be short-lived and a buying opportunity.

>> No.11217101

when do the interest rates happen

>> No.11217113

>>11217085
Dude you have a serious gambling problem and are trying to justify your stupid decisions for "mad gainz yo!!"

My very serious warning to everyone here is to not short this market. You will pay dearly.

>> No.11217125

>>11217056

I just tripled my short position on SPY. Your move Mr. Priced in.

>> No.11217130

>>11217069
fed is going to raise interest rates slightly, market will tank for a hot minute, i will buy some stocks and not think much about them for the next forever

>> No.11217135

>>11217113

>My very serious warning to everyone here is to not short this market. You will pay dearly.

Noob here. Why would shorting be bad?

>> No.11217141

>>11217135
Cause the markets only go up.

>> No.11217146

>>11217125
Not the worst decision as long as you don't hold longer than today. I don't think there is an analyst in the world who is not expecting this rate hike.

>> No.11217152

smg says market are going up at 2pm. thanks smg you're all good friends of mine and have never fucked me over.

>> No.11217155

>>11217125
>i tripled my short HAHA
>fed shitpost
>bagholder thinks hes in the money
>macroeconomic reality hits and everyone buys the dip
>WTF WHY AM I LIQUIDATED
everytime

>> No.11217162

Who AUPH here? Still holding for 2 years now.

>> No.11217173

>>11217135
Trump and R's cannot afford for this market to tank this close to midterms. Every move will be made specifically to make this market run higher right into November.

>> No.11217185

>>11217173
Big crash is coming mid october. Blue wave in November. Impeachment in February. Say hello to the depression.

>> No.11217196

bought 45 shares of netlist.
what the fuck do i do? wait this out?

>> No.11217217

>>11217185
Okay let me tell you what will actually happen:

>R's take over midterms
>Volatility returns to the market
>Correction in February
>"Depression" lasts literally 6 months before everyone realizes we're fine
>Trump reelected 2020

Anything to the contrary is just delusion.

>> No.11217224

>>11217196
an hero, they're never coming back from this. you'd have been better buying general electric

>> No.11217233

>>11216818
I wouldnt bet on it, but they’re price has dipped since that shooting incident pushed it down below what was likely its actual floor. But a rebound would probably still only be like two or three cents especially if they keep underperforming. That being said it still finds a way to be a really active stock for some reason.

>> No.11217236
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11217236

anon, is there any explanation why Russel 2000 (IWM) continues to perform so badly last two months relative to DIA and S&P500?
Russel2000 tracks small to mid-cap companies, that means companies that are mostly focused on US domestic market. So with all this trade-war bullshit flinging around, shouldn't investors flow their money into domestic market-focused companies? Or is there something heavily weighting on US-market focused companies?

>> No.11217240

>>11217217
what are you out of your fucking mind? R's are going to stay home in november or revolt when Kavanaugh doesn't get appointed and the market tanks.

>> No.11217256

>>11217236
because the stock market is forward looking. why do you think the russel outperformed so hard this year until now? shit that you think about now was already priced in 6 months or a year ago small spec

>> No.11217260

>>11217240
>Actually believing Kavanaugh will not get appointed after this circus freak show the Dems are putting on while stamping their feet like children and then actually believing anyone will vote for them in November

Idk what news you are reading but you need to go outside for a change

>> No.11217270

so why is spy up

>> No.11217277

>>11217270
more buyers than sellers.

>> No.11217278

>>11217270
Read the shit posting above between me and Baggy

>> No.11217279

How Many Yes Votes Will Be Cast for Brett Kavanaugh in the Senate? Bovada Odds
55 or more +2000
54 +800
53 +800
52 +375
51 +225
50 +1250
49 or Less +195

49 or less is the favorite. Find something else to bet on.

>> No.11217297

>>11217240
>t. dumb kike with faggot font

>> No.11217298

>>11217270
Everything is already on discount. It's going to explode up after fed shitpost while China and emerging markets scream in pain and corps with big debts start sweating.
And to the faggot holding that measly 45 shares of Netlist, hodl long to 2019 you weak pansy.

>> No.11217301

>>11217224
fuk u

>> No.11217308

>>11217256
>the stock market is forward looking
well, seems I forgot about this one, makes sense
thanks!

>> No.11217312

>>11217279
I remember gouging bovada in college every time they misanalyzed an NFL matchup and buttfucked the spread good times

>> No.11217313

I fell for the ECR meme.

brb going to kms

>> No.11217322

>>11217279
>Hillary Clinton has 99% chance of winning guys!!

I've seen this movie before.

>> No.11217332

>>11217322
I see you too prefer to bet on the long shots.

>> No.11217353
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11217353

after the shitpost all food stocks will reverse trend upwards

Buy KHC, Campbells soup, GIS, and CAG

>> No.11217357

>mfw I've found a guaranteed way to make money in the stock market.

>> No.11217376

>>11217353
interesting. what is your rationale behind?

>> No.11217383

>>11217332
It wasn't a long shot though. Literally anyone with a brain could see the projections were all wrong except for in highly concentrated blue areas. Major polls were literally oversampling Democrats and women and were listing states like Texas and Arizona as "in play". Their plan was to make R's feel defeated and stay home but it backfired. Now they are trying the same tricks.

That's an off-topic discussion though.

>> No.11217385

so is fb at resistance levels

>> No.11217394

>>11216864
really makes you think

>> No.11217396

>>11217376
banks and mutual funds cant just buy this downtrend until the after the interest rate decision, they have to wait for confirmations even though everyone knows
banks are down today as well so its not like this dip has anything to do with the shitpost
Just buy it

>> No.11217395

>>11217357
positions or ban

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>>11217357
>anon finally learned about risk management, position sizing and how to control our monkey brain to stick to the plan and not deviate from it
paradise awaits you anon

>> No.11217416

Niggas wtf? Y'all said ECR is a winner and now its bleeding.

>> No.11217426

so far
>ECR
>LCI
>HMNY
what other shit stocks have been shilled here for fools?

>> No.11217438
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>>11217416
Remember to set stop-loss/stop-limit orders

>> No.11217451

>>11217383
>That's an off-topic discussion though
I know some people get butt hurt when we go off topic but I think political discussions are very on topic since the markets are so reactive to politics.

>> No.11217456

how do I analyze dividend stocks? what makes a great dividend stock?

>> No.11217470

>>11217383
Texas is in play my dude, Cruz's re-election is currently a toss up and he is probably going to lose his seat, but I got more important things to do than sit here arguing with you over nothing. Just get the popcorn ready for 230. Bogendoff Butter Pop is my brand of the day.

>> No.11217479

what is a bagholder anyway
im new

>> No.11217485

>>11217456
you take the PE divide it by the FCF value and times it by the EPS growth over the next 5 years and if you get a number between 0 and 1 yer golden

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11217486

Please spare me oh great gains goblin, let me have a green day by the end of the day

>> No.11217492

>>11217470
you unironically think that the market doesn't know a hike is coming? just so we're straight

>> No.11217505

>>11217456
Good yield, share price above $20, low debt, good ROE, undervalued

I personally think anything around 2% is a good yield. You want something undervalued because if a correction hits, it more than likely won't drop too dramatically. Above $20 because it shows maturity in the stock. Low debt means higher earnings which means higher stock price and possibly future dividend increases.

>> No.11217509

Good thing I didn't buy into Ford last week I would have lost a decent amount

>> No.11217521

>>11217456
the only thing that matters is that they have a starting yield that beats treasuries + raise their dividend each year to at least beat inflation
KO is the standard, so compare everything to KO

>> No.11217522

>>11217479
Someone who buys at the top and refuses to sell no matter what because "it will bounce back just watch!!"

i.e. - someone incapable of performing TA

>> No.11217527

>>11217426
Did you forget DRYS? Big Five? You haven't lurked here long enough.

>> No.11217544
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11217544

>>11217479
This is explains.

>> No.11217546

>>11217505
thanks for the response. where do dividend ETFs fall in this mix?

>> No.11217547

>>11217479
A bag is a stock you bought that dropped in value, so instead of selling at a loss, you hold it until it goes back above your buy in price (if it ever does)
Hence you are bag holding

>>11217492
>you unironically think that the market doesn't know a hike is coming?

People always know the rate hike is coming, you usually see big price jumps regardless , since there's always shorts that make contrarian bets

>>11217509
F under $10 a share is always a good long term buy, unless you are impatient

>> No.11217554

Please tell me ECR will rise...

>> No.11217560

>>11217486
Retarded question, Whered ya get that 5k from? You a wagie or just traded your way up from nothing? I only got 500 because college student.

>> No.11217580

>SNAP starts building the tinest bit of momentum
>immediatley gets its teeth kicked in again
lmao

>> No.11217591

>>11217580
bogs are killing it down to nothing.

>> No.11217594

>>11217546
Someone else should probably answer that one because I only play derivatives on ETFs.

>> No.11217617
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>>11217560
Invested low amounts every week for a while (and threw in a tax return this year)
Investing is a long term game, it's a marathon not a sprint
I only started with $60 at first (wasn't positive for a good 6 months at first too)
Also I've only put $4000 into my account, not $5XXX

t. Student who only made $10k a year past couple years

>> No.11217618
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11217618

when KHC hits 54 the shotgun hits the trigger

>> No.11217632

Time to short china yet?

>> No.11217640

I'll be back at end of day to see how the fed announcement affected everything. Good luck, Baggy. I unironically hope you do well today, as well as everyone else.

>> No.11217660

>>11217632
Trade wars are easy to win, these tariffs and credit restraints won't effect the golden bull what so ever. Just keep buying.

>> No.11217667
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11217667

>>11217618
Ratsu plz
You will live forever

>> No.11217681

>Stuck bagholding CEI

>Lost like 30$ on a piddly 200 shares

>> No.11217682

>>11217640
when is that announcement btw

>> No.11217692
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11217692

Not sure if I should take a loss on CEI or hold out.

>Life is suffering

>> No.11217697

>>11217660
China though. Buy china? I’m halfway pulling the trigger on YANG.

>> No.11217698
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11217698

Hmmm

>> No.11217722

>>11217547
I plan on buying some in the next couple weeks, I'm just glad I didn't buy in at close to ten dollars and seeing the loss its made

>> No.11217731
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11217731

It's different this time.

>> No.11217732
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>>11217660
Trade wars are good and easy to win

>> No.11217743

Daily Reminder the end is nigh, repent of your currency gainz and buy real money and you will be spared the judgement day.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ePmC87aiaw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4x51fDXDnc

>> No.11217745

what are some big bets this week?

>> No.11217753

GIVE ME MEMES
GIVE ME DREAMS
GIVE ME A TRENDING GRAPH THAT'S GREEN

UNH

give me a meme to dump 2k into, and I mean REALLY meme me

>> No.11217761

>>11217692
I have a feeling it's going to drop some more, you could buy out now and buy back in when it's lower

>> No.11217762

Is it considered a stupid move to put more money in a stock because you still believe it is undervalued if you already bought lower? Should I just find another stock?

>> No.11217763

>>11217753
sears puts

>> No.11217768

>>11217753
NLST

>> No.11217770

>>11217745
>>11217753
MYOS

>> No.11217775

>>11217753
FIRE on TSXV

>> No.11217793

on second thought. I don't think I'll give up on netlist.
It's not over until the patent case

>> No.11217799
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11217799

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having and orange and mango spinach chicken salad with lemon stilton cheese crumble. I'm a little down today, still riding on GIS.

>> No.11217809

>>11217762
Adding to a gaining position is never stupid unless you believe the price is likely to fall soon. It increases your exposure to an uptrend.
Adding to a losing positions is almost always a bad move though, as it does the opposite: increases exposure to something harmful.

>> No.11217817
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>>11217799
Some sugar water, nicotine, and heat transfer homeworks

>> No.11217827

>>11217768
NLST gains are guaranteed by FDIC. You really can't lose.

>> No.11217837

>>11217799
jimmy deans ham sandwhich
buy TSN

>> No.11217854

>>11217768
Winner


>>11217763
I'm dumb, but I ain't that dumb

>> No.11217876

>>11217799
chicken breast + jasmine rice protein bar and tortilla chips + peanut butter sandwich

>> No.11217905

>>11217817
NXT! I got a pack of midnights in my truck

>>11217876
Powerful

>> No.11217912
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>>11217799

>> No.11217914

1.4 hour until shitpost

>> No.11217921

>>11217914
I want to get some more VXX.

>> No.11217926

>>11217817
r u a 16 year old boy?

>> No.11217941

>all the degenerate smokers itt

>> No.11217942

INTC, TSM, AVGO? Who do you like for semiconductors?

>> No.11217944

>>11217817
*cringe*

>> No.11217954

>>11217905
thanks /fit/ got me into meal prep but I only really cook the chicken and rice and then throw some other stuff together for the sides

>> No.11217967

>>11217921
you dont always get what you want

>> No.11217977

>>11217941
To be honest, I only smoke when I'm drunk as shit, keeps me awake. Otherwise yea, smoking is bad

>>11217954
That's what I do after the gym, it's chicken and rice plus a side. I love me some peanut butter though. Healthy fat, high calorie, and when paired with a complex carb, it allows you to burn that energy off longer.

>> No.11217981
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Who here /ECR'd/?

>> No.11217994

>>11217977
I usually do a peanut butter sandwich and casein after the gym since I go to be shortly after that. Unfortunately I'm running a marathon in two weeks so I've had to take time off from the gym but can refocus on lifting once that's done

>> No.11218003

>>11217942
INTC and TXN

>> No.11218004

>>11217799
uma delicia lunchbro

>> No.11218008
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11218008

>>11217799

>> No.11218009

>>11217981
I dipped out at 1.30 but still red :(

>> No.11218014

>>11217817
Van Der Waals ftw

>> No.11218032

>>11217799
Hazelnut coffee, no kratom yet but I’m going to later. I’m real fucking busy at work today!

>> No.11218033

>>11217981

I jsut dumped that fucking meme for something long term promising like ford

>> No.11218041

WHY IS IT STILL GOING UP!!!!!

>> No.11218046
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11218046

>>11218009
>>11218033

>> No.11218049
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holy shit i just checked first time today and rip 3 days of decent gains

>> No.11218050
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11218050

oooooo
that CAG pump
Im fucking rich

>> No.11218056

>>11218049
sure hope you didnt sell your FNGU notes

>> No.11218061
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>>11218014
>the virgin van der wall
>the Chad covalent

>> No.11218064

>>11218056
FNGU is actually one of the only 2 that are actually up today. the other one being PM

>> No.11218096

>>11218003
Any particular reason? I've been shocked by Intel's recent 10nm blunder. They've set themselves one year behind TSMC.

>> No.11218098

>>11217905
My reflex is to crush every filter I smoke, but damn I need to quit

>>11218014
Gibbs is true patron saint, or Boltzmann for true GOAT

Entropy explains everything in life, all that ever has been, is, or will be, bends to the will of entropy

Entropy explains every act in the universe, we are all slaves to her

>> No.11218111

Hope you guys enjoy these highs because this is the last time you're going to see the market this high for the next 30 months.

>> No.11218140

>>11217942
TSM all day. Glofo abandoned 7nm production. This is called 'cornering the market.'

>> No.11218150

Daily reminder you are not really a TRUE contrarian investor until you vote the opposite way the CEO recommends on every shareholder vote.

Just voted against the Canopy/constellation merger. Feels pretty good.

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>>11218150
get a load of this kid right here

>> No.11218175
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FEELS GOOD

>> No.11218184

>>11218111
I can tell you're nervous

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This god damn AMAT needs to go its killing me

>> No.11218201

>>11218184
I'm terrified.

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>>11218201
Prepare for total loss today

>> No.11218230

NLST climbing back up. The fuck?

>> No.11218239

CEI showing some sign of life

>> No.11218313

markets up on jerk dick volume, fuck this shit.

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>EBAY

>> No.11218334

>>11218313
permabears are the worst kinda people

just bet on the market doing well over a long period of time and you basically can't lose

>> No.11218349

>>11218334
Most of the time, stock markets mostly go up, so if you bet that they will go down, mostly you will be wrong and will lose money. Meanwhile the people who bet that stocks will go up will mostly be right and make money. (As they should: We want people to invest capital in productive enterprises, and so there should be a positive return on that capital to encourage them.)

On the other hand, if you bet that stocks will go down, you have some compensating psychic rewards. For one thing, occasionally stocks will go down, and you will be praised for your prescience in predicting the crash, and the people who were long will be mocked for their complacency. How smart you will feel!

For another thing, even if stocks haven’t gone down, you get to borrow psychically, as it were, against that future moment of glory. You can just go around sort of saying “this is unsustainable and eventually stocks will go down and I will be praised for my prescience,” and people will be surprisingly willing to say “yes that’s correct, I admire your hypothetical prescience.” Particularly since the 2008 financial crisis, financial markets—and financial media—have a strongly entrenched narrative of prescient bears and complacent bulls, a widespread sense that any rising market is suspect and that the cynical view is always the smart one.

Nobody is hailed as a whiz for buying stocks in 2012 and holding them, even though the S&P 500 has more than doubled since then. You don’t get any glory for being long when everyone is long and stocks are going up. You do get money though.

>> No.11218358

>>11218230
I know very little about technical analysis but I think it's forming a bullish penant right now.

>> No.11218359

>>11218313
>>11218334
yeah I don't really understand this. to be a successful bear means to be right for a very short period of time and to be accurate precisely when it matters. then to stop until the next short period of time. if you're a permabear you're actually just retarded, and even being an educated disciplined bear is mostly retarded

>> No.11218367

>>11218046
>>11218033
Why not wait for the merge? Did you expect to buy exactly at the bottom? Why do I fucking browse this board, everyone is running on pure emotion.

>> No.11218379

1 more hour lets get it done.

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>>11218379
The bogs lied to you

>> No.11218460

>>11218379
>>11218409

let this thread serve as a reminder to all small specs in the future for when they feel like they "know" something

>> No.11218498

>>11218460
You've got a full 40 minutes to get out before shit happens.

>> No.11218515

>>11218498
This is Amazon earnings for you all over again

>> No.11218530

>>11218515
For the record amazon did sell off, i was just a a few days early on my assessment.

>> No.11218531

>>11218498
potential .1% loss

>shit happens

I think your definition of shit happening is very different from mine. what you consider meaningful is noise, but that's because I'm not a bear

>> No.11218553

>>11218531
Fine don't get on the bus jump in front of the bus. Your loss.

>> No.11218576

>>11218553
>your loss
its not a loss of you don't sell baggy. 98% of my stocks are forever stocks. something I'd never sell just because interest rates are going up. I'll just drop some new investment money into a rolling CD or my high interest savings account instead.

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>>11218175
CHARGE YOUR PHONE

>> No.11218627

WHY IS CHINA CUTTING TARIFFS!!! FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!

>> No.11218646

>>11218627
oh fug oh no man that sucks. it's almost like the market trends up over time and you shouldn't short unless you have insider info

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>>11218589
LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE

>> No.11218661

>>11218627
BULL RUN CONFIRMED FOR ANOTHER 2 YEARS

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Holy fuck the green is real. What should i put more into?

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Good day for me. Red day for the dude weed. RIV is establishing a support level at $7. I was kinda hoping it would do this around $5.50-$6 for better short term upside but i'm not complaining much. HVT common shares hit the bottom point of my descending wedge thesis at 0.78. If i'm right, it should pop up to low 0.80 range, hesitate for a day, then run up to around 1.00-1.25 or so. For this trade i'm holding warrants rather than the common because they lost considerably more value on the drop and will have equally considerable upside.

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>>11218627

>> No.11218671

>>11218627
It's like you're a neet that doesn't even work for a broker or the gubment and you're just gambling blindly. Everyone else here works inside didn't you know?

>> No.11218674

GET ON THIS GE TRAIN EVERYONE. BOOMER STOCK GOING UP CONFIRMED.

>> No.11218683

>>11218627
>bears

>> No.11218692

>>11218460
All signs point to a 2%-2.25% window.

>> No.11218753

>>11218671
Then what am I supposed to do? Close all my positions and go long here? Right now?

>> No.11218763

>>11218753
i'm neet too. idk

>> No.11218769

>>11218753
you're supposed to, at some point, realize that making money is what you're here for, not to be right or satisfy your giant ego. I don't care if anyone knows who I am or thinks I'm right about anything in life, as long as I'm making gains I'm the only one that needs to know shit. join the winners

>> No.11218774

>>11218753
stay short so we dont get bogged

>> No.11218780

>>11218753
no you need to stay short so Grichka can finish funneling the money to the golden bull account

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>>11218409
Wew ratsy you see KHC bounce off that support? Wish I could have gotten in on it, but I was walking around work all morning. Return to 56.00 imminent?

>> No.11218791

>>11218769
Sticking to the plan. I mean I'm still sitting +40% from last week.

>> No.11218799

>>11218753
>priced in
>priced in

>> No.11218806

ADMP going to the top

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>>11216808
ITS ALL RED

>> No.11218820

>>11218791
perfect, thanks

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>TQQQ

>> No.11218831

>>11218789
yeah, just got boosted to green day mode with GIS as well

the last rate hike mader a pump and dump for banks and food though so Im not counting on anything special

>> No.11218850 [DELETED] 

קנו tlry

>> No.11218866

NLST escape rally is over
here comes the big dump

>> No.11218885

>>11218866
nooo

>> No.11218899

rkg is dead right?

>> No.11218905

I think I hate money, all of my stupid meme picks are tanking.

Thank god I'm a poor fag and this is money I don't need.

>> No.11218925

>>11218885
Why didn't you recoup your initial investment?
If you bought NLST at .11 when it popped to .40 two weeks ago you should have sold just enough to cover your investment, the rest of the shares are then free to moon or dip and you can comfortably enjoy the ride.

>> No.11218938

Adding $100 wheres my dividend fren

>> No.11218945

>>11218899
I think so. All the trips are dead, dying or suffered total loss

>> No.11218948

>>11218905
why do poorfags buy meme stocks? why do they get trapped in an eternal cycle of "oh i dont have $100 yet, I'll just throw it all away" and after 10 times of throwing $100 away they could have had $1000?

>> No.11218951

>>11218938
T

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>>11218938
Shut the fuck up and buy TQQQ faggot

>> No.11218960

>>11218951
thanks fren

>> No.11218971

>>11218948
Desperation mostly.

I'm trying to make up for poor life decisions with what are most likely additional poor decisions.

I've only been actively trading for less than a month since my original safe returns were nothing or negative after 9 mos.

Stable life, but no safety net is spooky place so I'm taking risks

>> No.11218972

>>11218948
Poorfags don't know when to sell.

>> No.11218992

>>11218899
It's been 1.5 days since I've seen her. Wish I still had that story I wrote about what will happen when she dies, brace for the S&P losing 30% if it happens.

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>>11218971
> no safety net is spooky place so I'm taking risks
ask yourself why you would take risks when you dont have a saftey net. when you dont have a saftey net is exactly when you shouldn't take risks.

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Send the VIX to 30 in 2 minutes time.

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>>11219003
>he shorted the indexes
>load a FED dip and PAMP IT

>> No.11219017

RATE HIKE IS A GO!

>> No.11219027

>>11219017
PUMP IT.

>> No.11219034

so y is spy up

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>>11219017

>> No.11219059

Looks to be that the Bulls won

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OH BABY

>> No.11219078

>>11219059
2:30 powell speech to manipulate market.

>> No.11219081

WHATS HAPPENING?!?!?!??!

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>>11219068
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE

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>>11219081
The /dogsofdow/ have awaken...pamp everything

>> No.11219097

OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.11219101

>>11218324
Going on to ebay BSOD's my computer.

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me no understooding market at all

>> No.11219105

>>11218997
>>11218997
No safety net is a bit hyperbolic, but I'm trying to get a feeling of how to fail, and inversely eventually how to succeed while I'm still holding relatively trivial amounts in stocks while I flesh out my emergency fund for 3-6 mos and payback my debts

This money is essentially "entertainment" as I'm enjoying the learning curve as much as I'd enjoy a new vidya

>> No.11219104

I thought everything was priced in what is going on?!?!?!

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>>11219103
not dead after all huh millie?

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a solid day it is as expected

>> No.11219141

>>11219104
NOW everything is priced in

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>>11219103
Bearish Bias? Your firm should be firing you today

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Buy the dow...

>> No.11219167

>>11219155
Explain these new reaction gifs to me plox

>> No.11219183

ITS PUMPING

>> No.11219189

>>11217942
TSM is an excellent company that just surpass Intel. the only problem is the political climate between China and Taiwan that can hurt the stock. also bad sales of iphones will hurt it bad and many of the earthquakes that happen in Taiwan can hurt the stock too.

>> No.11219190

>>11219167
Its a new smug Loli game

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>>11219167
A Hat in Time is a gud game, a callback to simpler times

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>>11219094
>>11219166
GOLDEN BULL CONFIRMED

>> No.11219207

total loss

>> No.11219210

>>11219204
BEARS LIQUIDATED

>> No.11219212

>>11219207
we told you with plenty of time to not do it

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>>11219183
AMD RISING
GIT SPOOKED
>>11219189
don't forget corporate espionage and sabotage like that virus attack on the TSMC foundries which they fortunately contained

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>>11219210
AMERICA SAVED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbkWuVUkPmY

>> No.11219234

DABBING ON THE BEARS

WE DID IT, /smg/

>> No.11219239

>>11219155
no x.x
me plan for today said to long but me not believed it
kick self so hard never kicked self this hard every before

>>11219130
not yet luckily @_@

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ACBFF is running again and i still cant buy on robinhood.
what the actual fuck.

>> No.11219259

What is /biz/'s opinion on gtxi? I bought at $1.78 and I'm anticipating a good recovery once they start a new trial at some point.

>> No.11219260

>>11219218
bless you. and RIP Whitney

>> No.11219289

Reminder: always bet against tripfags

>> No.11219299

Wait isn't this bad?

>> No.11219304

GDP GROWTH PREDICTIONS UPGRADED FROM 2.8 TO 3.1

PUMP PUMP PUMP

>> No.11219310

is anyone buying fb puts

>> No.11219312

>>11219259
Holy shit look at that chart.

>> No.11219322

Isn't what they just voted to do bad? Did anybody actually read the fucking release?

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>>11219259
I'm sure they're fine

>> No.11219345

>>11219322
christ baggie
the rate hike was priced in
the gdp numbers werent

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>>11216808
should I sell MU?

>> No.11219357

>>11219239
>i-if only I trusted my self
womp womp, the ultimate day trader COPE

>> No.11219363

>>11219322
see you 4 more times next year for 4 more priced in hikes,

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was smart enough to buy the EA and SIRI dip.

>> No.11219372

>bag holding on CEI, was hoping it'd go up to a dollar.

Holy fuck am I a dumbass.

>> No.11219376

>>11219372

me too fren

>> No.11219393

>HCLP anounces temporary halting of operations
>-7%

>> No.11219396

Can I transfer from bank account 1 > broker > bank account 2, if they're all owned by me?

>> No.11219428

>>11219372
Same here

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I have $400 what stock should i buy?

>> No.11219440

>>11219357
Why did I trust my self?

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>>11219357
want for know me ultimate pain? there no enough cope in worla for this one

bought 20k shares of GPRO yesterday but decided to sell all but 1k of them at 1c profit because me am coward retard pussy who should kill herself >:( T_T

>> No.11219451

>>11219363
how delusional do you have to be not to realize everyone already knows about the rate hikes because the fed announces them years in advance? signals to confirm the future every meeting?

>> No.11219452

>>11219433

go drop that shit in XRP and see where it is 6 months from now

>> No.11219457

>>11219346
Yes, once weak hands like yours are out it will be free to pump to $75

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>>11219440
>literally you rn

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I sold my puts at the highest point of the high.

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>>11219393
t-the long thesis is still valid

t. AUIC Anal-yst

>> No.11219517

>>11219452
I can't into crypto. I've never even thought about the stock market my entire life until yesterday. The marijuana industry is what got me curious. I've have a family and not alot of extra income. Suggestions?

>> No.11219518

>>11219485
So a good time to buy then, with the yield over 26% and all.

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>>11219442
You'll be fine. Threatening suicide is dumb, just hang in there champ

>> No.11219547

>>11219532
gomfy it's Wednesday and you still haven't put your trip back on. You won my bet! Is this the longest you've ever stuck to anything in your life?

>> No.11219549

aaaand we are almost back were we started

>> No.11219556

>>11219549
Not me, I realized a big ass fucking loss.

>> No.11219562

New
>>11219553
>>11219553
>>11219553
>>11219553

>> No.11219563

>>11219442
Tits or gtfo

>> No.11219569

>>11219517

Detach yourself from that 400$ and count on losing it. Put it into a cryptocurrency that's actually being talked about by people overall.

OR just drop your money into the S&P or something.

If you've a family you should probably go for some sort of Dividend based ETF like Vanguard High Dividend Yield ETF (VYM) or any other Dividend based ETF, also pay attention to the expense ratio. VYM is .10% on the dollar, so you'd pay 10$ on a 10,000 investment, and make like 290$ after expense.

Go read a bunch of books man. Make your money earn you money while you sleep.

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might as well buy FAS and DPST now

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So I just got out of class, has fed announced yet? Or is that at 3?

Also, what's causing the 1pm pump? And why is markets dropping again?

>> No.11219574

>>11219518
I think it is a good time to start a position
Some today
Some tomorrow (3 day rule ?)

HCLP may pump when the next ex-dividend day approaches
I still think permian oil will get extracted like mad. Market thinks a higher oil price implies less demand... I think it means more demand.

>> No.11219576

>>11219547
>:(

>> No.11219584

>>11219574
I'll proably start a small position tomorrow.

>> No.11219593

>>11219572
fed announced it already, it was announced at 2pm market time

>> No.11219597

>>11219572

Rates going up.

>> No.11219601

>>11219569
Cool thanks for the advice.

>> No.11219624

>>11219482
Oh god, I feel with you SENPAI. That shit sucks

>> No.11219679

>>11219601

It's not particularly advice, your best bet is to goto a book store and look into investment literature, and then look for things online. Investopedia is one in particular.

They've an incredible wealth of free education regarding investment.

>> No.11219695

>>11219569
~How much money would I net in a year if put $20,000 on VYM?

>> No.11220132
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Welp

>> No.11220216

>>11220132
looks like someone just became a bagholder