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What would a biz meetup be like?

>> No.11215980
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>>11215841

>> No.11215982

Alpha males everywhere. Distinguished gentleman having private and illuminating conversations in dim lit cigar rooms mulling scotch. Casual gambling and posturing. Connections being made. Samesex backalley handjobs. Business-oriented discussions focused on futuristic strategies of wealth growth and management. A guest list and line that is 500 deep (VIP only). Success. Charisma. Power.

>> No.11216101

>>11215841
Lots of ENTPs stirring shit up.

>> No.11216107

a bunch of autists shilling the dumbest shitcoins, some guys trying to kill themselves (and failing), one disheveled anon whining about being a perma-virgin, in the back you got a couple of faggots getting lapdances from a trap

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>>11215841
Pee pee poo poo

>> No.11216118

>>11215980
Change middle guys to ETH, Monero, and BCH and its accurate

>> No.11216513

There will be a surprising amount of high-IQ high net-worth individuals discussing about days where they accidentally made 6-digits in a day.

There will be in-depth and insightful discussions about politics, dynamics of gender, nutrition, spirituality and perhaps even fitness.

But every now and then a cringe-worthy question or statement will be splurged out of an autist's mouth, making everyone uncomfortable. The autist is clearly outclassed and everyone begins to distance themselves away from him. Every small talk with him will be cut short and excuses will be made to go somewhere whenever a bizanon is accidentally left alone with the autist.

Sooner or later a cool dude invites everyone to his place. None offers the autist a drive and left with their maserati GTR, leaving him to discover an empty table as the autist returns from the bathroom

>> No.11216525

>>11216513
This is making a pretty big assumption. Why is there only one autist?

>> No.11216533

>>11215841
already happening in this thread

>> No.11216581

The interaction would be like that:
1- In the beggining almost everyone stay at their bubbles without interaction and with fear of social judgement
2- Some anons are so shy that the ones that try to chat they will just come closer to try to hear it
3- Some anons with expensive shit would try to show themselves as the better anons and some anons with low self esteem would start to hear and give them social proof that would make the wannabe anons even worst than they would
4- Anons would start to talk shit about the others, think how they are superior, they would let you speak and into their minds they would be "see this guy, he thinks he is out of the matrix but he is a NPC, top kek", then they would prettend they agree with you and wouldnt say nothing
5- In the chan they would project and tell how it was a great experience and they had a lot of fun, even if they just ghost interacted with others, shilling that he did things he never did there
6- Anons would start creating micro social circles where they would social proof the guys that are in their circles and would say shit to the ones who isnt

Believe me, wouldnt be that great for more than 80% of anons, in any social event should be a good ratio in extroverted guys and introverted guys, when you put a lot of shy guys with mental illness and distorted view of reality shit will happen.

>> No.11216601

>>11216513
youre talking about bizarro /biz/ anon

>> No.11216603

>>11215841
NYC? I'm down

>> No.11217034

>>11215841
Realistically nobody would show up since so many people are LARPing here, you might get 1 or 2 autists and a few cryptomillionaires possibly a /biz/ness man that would probably leave after 10 minutes.

It would be a dickmeasuring contest right from the start and a lot of cringe.

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>> No.11217503

80% government agents
20% january buyers

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>>11215841
stinky linkies would ruin it instantly

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>>11215841
imagine the smell

>> No.11218284

>>11215982
Don't forget the backroom full of african queens eating beans out of a trough and brapping for every anon who wants to sniff.

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>>11215841
pic related

>> No.11218304

Would probably be to some SEA country to get lady boys

>> No.11218373

>>11218304
why not an european country with legal prostitution?

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>>11215841
>You will always have a better meetup than /brit/

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>>11218373
cause biz wants asian ladyboys

>> No.11218422

>>11218395
NEVER stop posting this kek

>> No.11218438

>>11218403
why would I want to fuck a trap in the ass? wtf

>> No.11218449

>>11218214
is that second fully sitting guy on the right just there for the atmosphere?

>> No.11218453

>>11215980
kek, fpbp

>> No.11218458

>>11218438
you wouldn't? what are you, gay?

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