/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.11213534]

Wealthy venture capitalist here. Shill me your most retarded startup ideas. I'll reach out if you're truly an autist

[Anonymous No.11213538]

I wear a diaper and shit in it. People pay me to do this.

[Anonymous No.11213541]

>>11213538
how can we scale this tho

[Anonymous No.11213547]

>>11213534
Use generative adversarial networks to remove all scarcity through ai.

[Anonymous No.11213550]

events calendar minus social media

[Anonymous No.11213551]

>>11213541
Put it on youtube

[Anonymous No.11213559]

>>11213534
make a toroidal rocket engine company, create a proven propulsion frame work and sell it to other companies. toroidal rockets are awesome but there are none that in the market at the moment.

[Anonymous No.11213562]

>>11213534
one word - ORACLES

[Anonymous No.11213571]

>>11213534

no. fuck you.

[Anonymous No.11213579]

>>11213547
need to scope it down from "remove all scarcity" to something that can get funding bruv

[Anonymous No.11213581]

>>11213534
I have an invention I've been working on that removes wealth from venture capitalists, send 10 BTC and I'll share some details

[Anonymous No.11213596]

>>11213559
that sounds like it would cost.. a lot. Not against it, but we're looking to fund projects for around 1 million in the seed round give or take

[Anonymous No.11213611]

>>11213534
Genetically engineered catgirls.

[Anonymous No.11213615]

>>11213596
a lot of the research is already done, no one has produced one as of yet due to funding getting cut too soon. the technology would be worth far more than the initial start up investment. create 1/10 or 1/100 scale prototype to secure more funding and work from there imo. i'd love to help you develop one.

[Anonymous No.11213633]

a shipping container with a custom compact climate control system (temperature, humidity, light, air flow, nutrition and irrigation system).

data (climate fine tuning for each vegetable or plant species or animals, gps location ect.) generated from customers who purchasing this unit can be collected and shared to create a new market

[Anonymous No.11213638]

>>11213534
create a breeder reactor, generate fissile material, construct a nuclear bomb, hold city hostage until it pays ransom.
It's scalable, and if any cops come looking, you can tell them they brought guns to a nuke fight

[Anonymous No.11213641]

>>11213633
so its a complicated box for transporting rare plants?

[Anonymous No.11213664]

>there are people in this thread retarded enough to publicly share potential start up ideas for free on a Ukrainian Noire filmmaking forum

[Anonymous No.11213679]

>>11213664
why not. I already reached out to one guy who replied to one of my threads and we're in the process of putting together a business plan

[Anonymous No.11213681]

>>11213534
Peanut butter flavored c4.
Psilocybin free shrooms

[Anonymous No.11213693]

>>11213681
not bad, who's the target market

[Anonymous No.11213701]

yes, basically this complicated box able to allow you just execute presetting (purchase from the market) with a simple click according to what plants you growing. think of it as bitmain producing asic miner for mining bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.11213708]

>>11213534

[Anonymous No.11213713]

>>11213534
an app that like shazaam but for fags called "Is OP a fag?" ill need 1 million to make it send away

[Anonymous No.11213716]

>>11213534
ok so its a company that gets hired out by construction sites to haul away excess dirt. But then we take the dirt and we build an ISLAND dude then we make it into a country where we become the kings and we use the money we made from the dirt hauling company to build a cool city where its just us and then a few thousands supermodels who get universal basic income and they suck our cocks.

[Anonymous No.11213727]

>>11213534
Catgirl bar. We can add foxgirls and cowgirls later, but catgirls will be the focus. You can eat and play games with them.

[Anonymous No.11213738]

>>11213701
I like it. Can you give me a quick rundown of what transporting plants/etc is like today and how economically viable your alternative is?

[Anonymous No.11213742]

>>11213541
Multiple butts and a fast food diet?

[Anonymous No.11213749]

>>11213716
they won't suck your cock if you give them income for free. I don't think you've thought this through

[Anonymous No.11213755]

Cat water- removes amonia smell from cat piss.

[Anonymous No.11213756]

>>11213727
like strings and yarn. alright. nice. I can't fund this, but I'll be your first customer

[Anonymous No.11213770]

>>11213708
can't tell if this is a working Proof of Concept or not. Can you go ahead and stick your dick in it

[Anonymous No.11213783]

>>11213534

memes

[Anonymous No.11213827]

Poop into socks .
It's called poopsock and it will make you rich as fuck.

[Anonymous No.11213842]

>>11213749
no i dont think you understand... there will be the... implication, that if they dont, things might go wrong for them. We would be the kings bro, come on, we'd be in control of all their wages and even their lives. (death penalty for refusing to suck our cocks)

[Anonymous No.11213863]

a banana holder... to hold.. my.. banana i swear

[Anonymous No.11213874]

Waterproof jeans

[Anonymous No.11213918]

>>11213534
Industrial child pornography studio conglomerate and day care syndicate.
PM me @ rabbitownberg.israel.com

[Anonymous No.11213925]

>>11213541
... Human Centipede!
C'mon fellow Pedes! MAGA! XDXDXD

[Anonymous No.11213932]

not only plants, can also be sea food, but data (huge data) will be the most valuable in the end.

1. current plants were treated with chemicals (some can kill insects, we tested this in the lab).
2. no ways to trace the food production from the source (talking about 24/7 monitoring).
3. need scale up in order for most plants production.
4. there are a lot of valuable plants and animals
5. automate or simplified current routine farming practice with available tech.
...

I don't share all my thoughts here, but this can create a whole new market place.

Need funding to make this happen.

[Anonymous No.11213934]

>>11213874
>1213874▶
>Waterproof jeans
Listen Goy.. I don't say this very often, but... Delet this.

[Anonymous No.11213945]

>>11213918
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
begone pedo nigger

[Anonymous No.11213956]

Listen OP if you buy me a patch of land in colombia and 2 ak47s and 1x RPG and a tractor I will grow you some of the best Amazonian cocaine you can smell.
This will only cost you a small investment of 1 million dollars for 50% equity in my business.
Take it or leave it!

[Anonymous No.11213959]

>>11213918
>>11213925
>>11213934
What the fuck nigger

[Anonymous No.11213965]

>>11213945
Listen Goy...
>*sips*
You have to understand we are G-d's chosen.

[Anonymous No.11213974]

>>11213959
newfaggots get out
>*sips*

[Anonymous No.11213978]

>>11213932
got an email?

[Anonymous No.11214019]

>>11213934
What, why waterproof jeans would have a huge market where i am

[Anonymous No.11214026]

OP what if you paid 25 homeless guys 100 bucks to rob a bank and deliver you 50% of the cash if they made it out. Surely you'd at least improve the streets with your service at potentially outsource at least 1 profitable bank robbery.
This has potential.

[Anonymous No.11214036]

Could we potentially create a new fictional vaccine and lobby to congress for them to make it mandatory and then pump children full of fictitious vaccinations for profit?
Think of the limitless gains.

[Anonymous No.11214038]

One word: Hummus

[Anonymous No.11214041]

oceancrab13 at gmail.com

[Anonymous No.11214045]

Listen OP I'll tell you something real quick.
We need to open up a dozen gay bars and funeral homes and pharmacies in a dozen white neighborhoods. Then we need to import 1 jewish and 9 muslim families to the town, and 1 nigger family to each white family in the town. The profit is predicted in the mid XXX% range EOTY.
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.11214051]

>>11213727
This would legitimately work and I hate it

[Anonymous No.11214057]

>>11214051
And thats a good thing!

[Anonymous No.11214061]

>>11213534
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

[Anonymous No.11214070]

Alright here is the real deal /pol/.
We need to become the (((jew))).
If we start opening up circumcision boutiques we can profit from the foreskins of the shitskins and the shekelbergs.
We can literally sell them their own cock meat back for profit into dumb shit they use that flesh for like facecreams and pizza.
We need to emancipate the birthright.

[Anonymous No.11214072]

An app like DoorDash. But for any type of work.

[Anonymous No.11214076]

>>11214061
Awaiting your reply, OP.

[Anonymous No.11214079]

We need to merge tindr and uber and form a roastie payment system of 1 blowjob per driver per 2.5 kilometers.

[Anonymous No.11214084]

an app like shazam but instead of music, its for roasties

[Anonymous No.11214089]

>>11214079
dope.

[Anonymous No.11214117]

What if we sell missile systems to the Palestinians?
This could seek incredible fiscal profit, boss.

[Anonymous No.11214127]

Hey B-boss.. !
i-i know you wwere saying you wanted -uhm ideas for -uhm m-m-m-money making uh brainstorming and st-stuff and uhm- anyways.. I had an idea....
>What if we sold dogs to Chinese people
You know?

[Anonymous No.11214132]

App for selling information/secrets. Seller puts summary of the secret and buyers bid. Secrets with credible sources are worth more. Money/shitcoin and infromation can be in escrow escrow until both parties are happy.

[Anonymous No.11214134]

>>11214072
Task rabbit

[Anonymous No.11214137]

>>11214132
>He doesn't know about The List.

[Anonymous No.11214138]

>>11213664
>he thinks ideas make companies

you're retarded

[Anonymous No.11214141]

>>11214084
This is prolly the best one so far

[Anonymous No.11214153]

>>11213534
makes fake chink website fake traffic numbers to hundreds of millions list on nyse claim it to be next big chink site sell to retard investors easy hundred million

[Anonymous No.11214157]

>>11214153
Not bad. Too bad you’d be in prison for 200years after

[Anonymous No.11214158]

To korean better, you should check

[Anonymous No.11214162]

>>11214137
Did someone already do something similar?? I need to check that out

[Anonymous No.11214163]

>>11214157
good luck finding mr lee in china

[Anonymous No.11214179]

oceancrab13 at gmail

let's talk

[JUUL marketer No.11214219]

Yo I got this JUUL recently
Oh yeah what flavor
Mint
A man of class..where’d you get it
Post Malone Mates

[Anonymous No.11214223]

>>11214162
See you at temple on Saturday.

[Anonymous No.11214239]

>>11214137
...go on

[Anonymous No.11214241]

>>11214223
Is that a hint?

[Anonymous No.11214265]

A new and subversive version of 4chan that would have crypto attached.

I know more about proof of work protocols and the economic network effects of an internet community than anyone on earth

milbow at gmx.com

[Anonymous No.11214288]

>>11214239
>>11214241
Become a Judge
Run for Congress
Open a pizza chain in the projects.
MAGA

[Anonymous No.11214295]

>>11214288
Don't forget to HAIL ISRAEL every morning.

[Anonymous No.11214323]

If you're not larping, I have a crazy profitable business plan.
I've been working in the beer industry for a decade in all facets.
My partner doing the same, and with the largest producer in the world.
We have the product, marketing, sales, etc nailed down.
Just more funding to do things right.
This is not a craft brewery, it's something unique and geared towards multiple verticals.
Goal is to sell to big beer within 2 years, which is easily attainable with our connections...

[Anonymous No.11214333]

>>11213716
easy. smart contract with biometric DIDs. no blowjob no money.

[Anonymous No.11214351]

>>11213716
>>11213842
>(death penalty for refusing to suck our cocks)

[Anonymous No.11214367]

A news org that only investigates other "journalists" and exposes them like they do everyone else.

[Anonymous No.11214373]

>>11214367
Marry a jewish girl you basically get the same outcome except you are the bad guy but you get pussy

[Anonymous No.11214381]

>>11213547
kill poor people

[Anonymous No.11214398]

>>11214381
Okay go to Africa.

[Anonymous No.11214625]

>>11213534
What we really need is an own cryptocoin to get all rich as fuck, so (((they))) cant win. But wait let me explain. I am not speaking about "pepecoin" or any other "kek 4chan autism coin". I am speaking about a new cryptocoin with a complete new kind of benefit for people. This benefit must not be a new technology, but a new usecase or anything people can rely on. This benefit also must not be real, but we should be able to sell it as it is real with good marketing and meme marketing. But trustworthy meme marketing.
We are hundrets of people here every day with autism IQ. We really should be able to do this. Let us make a new project. For now we just need a name and a new cross-thread for this.

[Anonymous No.11214650]

>>11213534
You pay me to be in a porn film with a porn star and I sell the film.
One in every city. It's not a brothel, it's a film studio,

[Anonymous No.11214694]

>>11213727
do they have plug tails?

[Anonymous No.11214724]

guard gnomes. they have proximity sensors and shoot lazers out of their eyes.

[Anonymous No.11214749]

>>11213534
Open a warehouse in the ghetto as a studio for graffiti artists.

I figure these punks never get to really practice their craft because they have to paint pretty fast before the cops show up, and they cant exactly practice at home. Thats why you get those shitty "skriskel" or "p-jak" tags or whatever their stupid street name is. Trash like pic related is what im talking about. This is what happens when you never get to practice.

So you would just rent out very large sheets of drywall. Each customer can rent a sheet for like 10 bucks a month. Or more than one sheet for a group discount. He can show up whenever he wants and practice his craft on his sheet. Its a bit like a gym membership. You just take it out of storage and get him set up somewhere in the warehouse. You can even have some basic art supplies on hand for them like ladders and edging tools.

You can sell cans of paint from behind the counter as an upsell. Perhaps host classes there too from the pros. If they pay a bit extra you can put their shitty art up in a prominent place and use the building as a gallery. You can even sell the art to whoever wants it for some pre-determined price.

Believe it or not there is a lot of techniques that go into good graffiti. Like if you spray though one of those non-slip draw liner mats the wall pattern ends up looking like carbon fiber. You can get straight lines if you hold a board up against the wall when you spray, etc. I dont know because im not a darkie. But from my limited youtube viewings it looks pretty complex.

I figure this would give them space and time to practice the finer side of things. They could even help each other out and give pointers, almost like a club or something. I get the feeling a lot of those gang member guys only joined the gang because they want a sense of community. This would give them that. Plus the graffiti quality around town would probably greatly increase, so your city wouldn't look as shitty.

[Anonymous No.11214758]

A crypto for an Uber Eats type service.

Sellers required to stake a certain amount that acts as a pool to pull microrefunds from for missed shit on orders. Currently i get high and they don't send drinks so i have to request a full refund because its too pricey transactional wise to just refund me the 2 bucks.

I've got other ideas on how to decentralise new listings, dispute resolutions (i.e refunds). How to make the buyers & sellers not have to deal with crypto directly nor deal with volatility, how to maximise the utility of the token to improve return.

Basically look at industries that have middlemen that have disrupted industry lately and aim to replace the middlemen with decentralised platforms.

[Anonymous No.11214785]

a heavy petting zoo/hostel.

[Anonymous No.11214822]

>>11213534
Me and my partner run a 'friends and family' fx & pm trading operation out of our uni room. Our aum is only around 10k, but with a 10:1 leverage (the most conservative allowed by our prefered broker), we've managed >8% net return for the past 22months

we're both math and cs students, and are currently building a fully automous algo

[Anonymous No.11214828]

>>11214749
I dont think many people would pay to enter but if you sold cans at a markup you could make money there

[Anonymous No.11214846]

>>11214749
>I figure these punks never get to really practice their craft because they have to paint pretty fast before the cops show up,
no that's not true
there's places where they get to paint shit
in my hometown there's a few places that act like containment boards for graffiti posters, the side of a few buildings here or there
there's a couple bridges out of town where those guys hang out. those wooden barricades on construction sites

Sometimes there's a licence or i'm not sure how they do it
You could also just get a bit of wood and practice on your own.

[Anonymous No.11214878]

>>11214846
wouldnt all the space fill up really fast? Most of those tags take up an entire wall. But like I said, im not a graffiti guy.

[Anonymous No.11214882]

>>11214846
The image you posted, that does not exist because kids don't have a place to practice. Graffiti like that looks like shit because it's done by kids who don't practice at all.

[Anonymous No.11214888]

>>11214878
you could just learn to draw
it's the same skillset


> I get the feeling a lot of those gang member guys only joined the gang because they want a sense of community.
this is probably true

[Anonymous No.11214894]

>>11214888
bullshit it is. Its clear you have never spraypainted anything before. Its way different. That shit gets all over everything. Once it drys you cant respray it for a week or it gets wrinkled.

[Anonymous No.11214904]

>>11214894
kek I mean get a sketchbook and markers and learn to make good lines, learn color theory, learn shading and shit like that.

[Anonymous No.11214914]

>>11213965
You had one fuckin job with this meme. Their victim of cause is also holding a white monster zero. Gawd...

[Anonymous No.11214919]

>>11214904
https://suitupshop.nl/vind-legale-muren/
https://legal-walls.net/country/netherlands

didn't mean to shit over your post
Creating a place is not a bad idea
maybe sell graffiti workshops

[Anonymous No.11214945]

>>11213932
you need Ambrosus sir
start up idea: cereal flavored milk. In america, this would make trillions. it's just milk, with sugar, and food light food colouring to look like your favorite cereal. every child in america over the past 30 years has considered this drink before, and they'd be very excited to buy it off a shelf

[Anonymous No.11214946]

>>11214919
Ok yeah, legal walls are a thing I guess. But I notice every single one of them is already covered in somebody else's shit. You have to destroy their art to create your own. And as soon as you leave someone else is going to do the same to yours.

With a studio you get a dedicated wall that is exclusively yours. It would allow you to spend more time than would normally be available. The Sistine Chapel took like 12 years or something? Thats the kind of deal you will never get on the street.

[Anonymous No.11214950]

>>11214945
i meant to reply to
>need a sensor for climate etc fag

[Anonymous No.11214955]

So everyone loves warm tortilla chips from a mexican restaurant right? Well what do you do if you're at home. Im looking to have a tortilla chip warmer manufactured that can be sold in every home. Are you interested?

[Anonymous No.11214958]

>>11214955
Its called a toaster oven.

[Anonymous No.11214960]

>>11214945
They just started selling a cereal powder you mix into your milk like nesquik at walmart recently

[Anonymous No.11214972]

>>11214958
No this is different. Its a box with an electric heating element in it that you can dump a bag of tortilla chips into.

[Anonymous No.11214974]

>>11214960

[Anonymous No.11214983]

>>11214972

[Anonymous No.11214986]

DONT BE SUCH A LARP AND PAY ATTENTION
THIS
IS
THE
BIGGEST
IN
2019

[Anonymous No.11214987]

>>11213534
sell custom-designed pee bottles
and cage decorations
for amazon workers

[Anonymous No.11215378]

What about a geocaching game where you suck each others dicks if you are both at the same spot at the same time?

[Anonymous No.11215399]

What about a huge fucking unfoldable lawn chair. But you don't buy it for yourself, you get it delivered to your enemies and it just shows up stuck on their patio.

[Anonymous No.11215422]

or how about a pair of tiny depth cameras with a bunch of sensors that you simultaneously swallow and insert in your rectum. And the next day you vomit / shit out the other one and have a complete scan of your digestive system. Tons of medical uses plus you could race your friends.

[Anonymous No.11215434]

What if batteries EXPLODED when they died?

[Anonymous No.11215524]

Ok ok here we go. Realistic Cosplay Suicide Vests. Have bad ass rip cords and fake explosions, maybe some mechatronics built in. Sell them for anime friends at cons or whatever, as well as ISIS. ISIS gets dummy vests and looks dumb and anime weabos or whatever they are called get realistic costumes.

[Anonymous No.11215576]

>>11213925
the left can't meme

[Anonymous No.11215594]

>>11213534
An extremely expensive sparkling water. Think about it, you're spending thousands on bottle service in Vegas. You cant afford to spend another couple hundred to look cool while rehydrating? Itd be another social status marker to separate the rich from the cattle. Plus youd market the nutrition value of it and all that bio/eco shit that rich hipsters care about.

[Anonymous No.11215657]

Make anti radiation underwear affordable so men will not decline in sperm count due to wifi and 5g

[Anonymous No.11215711]

>>11213534
A dating app where men are ranked into total scores based on facial ratios (look up puahate facial aesthetics), number of friends (especially women) in their photos, and income (which is guesstimated by clothing choices and activities in photos). This is summed up into a total score and women get the list ordered along with having various filters that allow them to put more emphasis on one or the other category. All men have to pay to join but a small amount. Paying a bigger amount bumps you up the list for a temporary amount of time.

[Anonymous No.11215815]

>>11214822
that's >8% net, per month, as clarification

[Anonymous No.11215832]

>>11213534
I want to manufacture a mechanical tongue that has cheek spreaders and a reach around handle and call it "the brown nose." Fund me bro.

[Anonymous No.11215843]

>>11215594
Thinks water has nutrients

[Anonymous No.11215899]

>>11215843
Mineral water is healthy and shit right?

[Anonymous No.11216088]

>>11213534
>Shill me your most retarded startup ideas
I want to build an island the size of 40 aircraft carriers to mind gold from seawater

[Anonymous No.11216094]

>>11215594
>An extremely expensive sparkling water.
the Italians will come after you cutting into peligrino

just remember, every impact on the market, who is this good for and who is going to feel like you are cutting into their share

[Anonymous No.11216108]

>>11213534
diamonds market on blockchain
alrosa needs another market badly, crypto can be a solution

[Anonymous No.11216110]

>>11216094
peligrino is owned by nestle moron.

that said, nestle will not let any new entity enter the water market. coke and pepico are the only other combatants that are too big for nestle to push around.

[Anonymous No.11216172]

One day, people will start shilling their venture ideas there, and distribute tokens as shares. That’s what equity indiegogo does, I wonder why no one shills their venture that way here...

[Anonymous No.11216444]

>>11216110
yeah I'm sure no wops have any stock in Nestle you fucking baboon

fuck coke and pepsi and bottled water anyway, I will be shorting these as soon as the plastics movement gets a little further out, they will eventually ban plastics for use with food

[Anonymous No.11217483]

>>11213633
that already exists its called freight farms

[Anonymous No.11217530]

>>11214749
That's a pretty good idea, actually. You can also sell them breaking bad gear, like masks and disposalbe suits for safety and cleanliness. This is a great idea broseph

[Anonymous No.11217625]

>>11213641
yes sir rare plants are all it is used for transporting

[Anonymous No.11217639]

I wish to become the ben and jerrys of cannabis

[Anonymous No.11217693]

>>11213534
gay sex on the blockchain with gps+wifi-enabled, chainlink-integrated cockrings that tell you statistics about gay sex in a given geograpic region.

[Anonymous No.11217695]

>>11214749
I wouldn't pay you shit, back in my day we'd just crawl into an abandoned building and go ham on any wall we wanted, sometimes spent them whole day there
good times
>paying for paint
they either won't or you'll get your markup gains lost in stolen product
t. punk

your idea might work in posh areas with hipsters though, next to colleges/unis would be even better

[Anonymous No.11217736]

>>11214749
>implying the thrill of getting caught isn't 80% of the fun
yeah clearly you've never written graf or you're a massive faggot. likely both

[Anonymous No.11217740]

>>11217695
>t. punk

what an absolute faggot, you sound like the kind of cunt that can't even fart without a bunch of likeminded punkass retards egging you on

t. punk he says, lol

I'd feed you a couple cans of spraypaint where the sun don't shine if you pulled that shit in my shop. Sideways

[Anonymous No.11217820]

A place where you buy money

[Anonymous No.11217836]

>>11213534

Create a platform that hosts erotic literature with a reward system that is something like Steemit has. Make it exclusively for literature and try to somehow include stories on existing sites as well.

Sex always sells.

[Anonymous No.11217877]

>>11213541
Nothing scales, not even you

[Anonymous No.11217878]

>>11217740
wow dude no need to be so aggressive
I'm a punk in the sense that the anon I'm replying to used it
you're not wrong about me, and honestly I've never shoplifted any paint, my friends did sometimes though
curb down you reddit space while you're at it

[Anonymous No.11217896]

>>11214132

>Wanna buy a secret?
>Yeah, why not!
>I dicked your mom

Sheeeeeeeit

[Anonymous No.11217930]

>>11213534
>atomized water shower head
Gives you a mist that cleans well, refreshing, uses less water easily shilled to eco conservation types. Fancy branding makes it seem luxurious.
>magnifier for car instruments
For olds who can’t see the dials. Think of the desktop screen magnifiers. Same concept

[Anonymous No.11217953]

Also
>bench press neck guard
For people who love to push things up. It’s a collar that attaches to the bench and guards their neck in case they drop the weights. They’ll be stuck I guess, but won’t get strangled.

[Anonymous No.11217955]

>>11217878
>muh reddit space

You wanna know why I space shit however I want?

Cause I'm not an acceptance-seeking runt like you

Grow a pair and star thinking for yourself

[Anonymous No.11218028]

>>11217955
can you stop projecting please?

[Anonymous No.11218467]

>>11215815
>8% per month
Pretty rapid fucking growth, whats your trading strategy? Isn't forex trading super speculative?

[Anonymous No.11218568]

>>11213534
I have this business idea that refers to the application of AI to mimic and to simulate materials engineering to support engineering design. Tell me that you are interested, Elon.

[HyperFood No.11218614]

>>11213534
I have a start up that needs investment, it is a frozen ready meal company with machines which prepare the meal within 3 minutes from frozen to ready, the meals are high quality due to the ingredients being frozen and there is no waste or employees needed which keeps our costs very low. Everything is packaged in bio degradable material

Everything has been mapped out, just need capital to get started, many details have been spared.

Tcajskatecrew (at) gmail (dot) com

[Anonymous No.11218645]

Off-grid power stations with satellite internet that let you masturbate to anime while you innawoods.
Can also be sold to starving einsteins in Africa.

[Anonymous No.11218656]

im thinking of developing an ecommerce website like alibaba, but instead for eu manufactures to export to china and japan, as well as for japanese manufacturers to export to europe, i want to build this because it might work, but im not what to do, should i develop it before i get my first software job?

[Anonymous No.11218714]

>>11218656
[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.11218786]

>>11213534
Online celebrity closets so normies can gawk over what the latest nigger and nigress is wearing.

[Anonymous No.11218803]

>>11213534
genetically modified yeast that produce cocaine from sugar

[Anonymous No.11218870]

>>11217740
lmao so fucking butthurt someone called out your absolute shit idea
Kys you fucking graffiti nigger you're not an artist and never will be