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The announcement will be made in less than 4 hours.
Are you... strapped in?

>> No.11204912

HAHAAHHAHAH the fucking Paint is back on the menu boiz.

>> No.11204920
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>>11204899
If I had a fuckin link token for every time a post like this was made...

>> No.11204924

Nothing will happen.

>> No.11204940

>>11204899
Fuck off larper

>> No.11204979
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Dreamforce conference comences and it's Sergey's time to come on stage. "And now we welcome Sergey Nazarov to talk about smart contracts beyond tokenization". A minute comes by and nothing happens. Eventually 10 men start slowing walking from the backstage holding an extremely bulky water tank, one would think be reserved for a large water animal. They place it on the ground and after few seconds the lights in the water tank turn on and a 2000 kg Sergey Nazarov appears levitating in the water tank. He is so large it seems that the surrounding fish have created a symbiotic ecosystem around his body and he cannot leave without dying.
Rory quickly runs on stage and throws a big mac into the water tank while Sergey instantly grabs it and eat it, still soaked in water and fish shit. Few seconds pass and Sergey speaks couple words with an extremely deep and tired voice: "Hyperledger use chainlink, Microsoft use chainlink, Facebook use chainlink, ethereum use chainlink, mainnet now". Everyone in the room starts clapping, cheering and throwing shit at each other and chainlink immidiately skyrockets to $1,000,000 and achieves price singularity. 4chan goes on to make 50 additional chainlink threads per day, mostly filled with pictures of the first chainlink city on Mars and private islands of LINK owners.

>> No.11205022

imagine being a discord faggot trying to engineer a dreamforce pump so you can "sell the news" and rebuy your pathetic 6k LINK, all the while jerking yourself off that you're some master trader. infinitely pathetic.

>> No.11205309

>>11204899
Manipulative larpers like you are the cancer of this board. Nothing will be announced today nor this week.

September is going to be boring, however October is going to be exciting.

>> No.11205345

Go away pajeet.

>> No.11205460

>>11204912
paint is the new photoshop

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>>11204912

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>> No.11205640

>>11204979
Underrated.

>> No.11205941

I'LL CLAP YOU IN A COMA

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>>11204899
Checked and strapped

>> No.11206825

>>11206585

My dream is only at a 100000% away.I did my part timeline, now get things rolling please

>> No.11206903

>>11204979
Top Kek

>> No.11207105

Could someone make Holochainlink

>> No.11207373

>>11204979
Fucking this

>> No.11207400

>>11207105
Make it urself using link-fork.com

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