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Loft edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part I
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11196764

>> No.11204823
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CEI!

>> No.11204825
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Buy this CEI dip

>> No.11204835
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what is the best trading app, biz?

>> No.11204838

$1000 to blow in the market today fellas where it going?

>> No.11204846

>>11204838
Oil puts for when daddy Trump punishes the oil jews

>> No.11204848
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>>11204835
fuck you

https://tickertape.tdameritrade.com/tools/paper-trading

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Weed looking neon green this morning. RIV bouncing nicely off the 6.50 low. Aurora gets credit for this. Their financials were much better than i expected.

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>>11204838
AMRS seems to be doing good today, maybe that's a good choice

>> No.11204873

Should I sell all my ECR shares and buy CEI instead?

>> No.11204902
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LABU with a hint of FNGU

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>>11204873
Sure then just buy back in with your profits.

>> No.11204913

>>11204873
I think it's hit the ceiling, too late now

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>>11204835
This one.

>> No.11204938

>>11204902
I have this urge to just kick that mother fucker through the field goal uprights.

>> No.11204939

>>11204931
wtf with this fonts
are you of royalty ?

>> No.11204942

Is it worth buying 3 dividend stocks for like 500 each or should I put all into one stock. I know which one, just not sure if I should diversify with an amount of only around 1k.

>> No.11204968

>>11204942
Are you going to add into that portfolio, because 1k alone is going to be a very slow portfolio

>> No.11204984

>>11204806
CY HOW COULD YOU.
Guess I'm buying a dip today. I got off easy with the fucking tariffs until now.

>> No.11204986

When to buy back into CEI?

>> No.11204989

>>11204986
In 20 minutes

>> No.11204992

GALT is being a bad child. Anyone else getting some Aurora returns? me likey

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ACBFF
how high is it gonna go?

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>>11204806
>MU has another red day

>> No.11205004

>>11204998
Are you listening to the earnings call?

>> No.11205015
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good day to own stocks

>> No.11205017

NLST here we go

>> No.11205025

>>11205004
It was announced last night.
Livecast starts in 45 mins.

>> No.11205036

>>11204848
>guy asks for market app anywhere on the internet
>TD’s streamteam instantly rams their garbage down their throat
can you clowns fuck off please

>> No.11205042

>>11204968
Yes, I'm slowly building a longterm portfolio rather than trading too much. Since I'm very new to all this and wanna gain more knowledge first. My portfolio at this moment consists of 3 stocks which at this moment has a +6% profit (around 4000 worth).
Just wanna throw some longterm stocks in now and then. Sell some stocks when I made good profits and don't believe in the stock anymore.

>> No.11205044
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wow another fucking jewish holiday. what the fuck is the feast of tabernacles? I swear the jews have way to many excuses to not work

>> No.11205048
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>>11205036
>paper trading

>> No.11205054

>>11205025
buying calls now

>> No.11205061

Why are my REITs getting fucked?

>> No.11205078

>>11205061
They do every time its not dividend week.
Duh. Otherwise you bought some past their middle age, and now they're just dying sources of income. Congrats on your corpse.

>> No.11205089

>>11204968
>>11205042

This my portfolio by the way at the moment. (started around a month ago)

>> No.11205090

>>11205044
you got your minorities mixed up; jews are greedy, niggers are lazy newfag

>> No.11205100
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10 minutes before the wojacks

>> No.11205110

Is it too late to get into TQQQ?

>> No.11205112
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>>11205089
Forgot pic

>> No.11205115

>>11205090
but the difference is that jews get paid while they take off of work. They would never waste time that would result in them losing money

>> No.11205125

>>11205061
Expected rate hike always punishes properties.

>> No.11205126

>>11205110
Nope

>> No.11205134

CEI: buy the dip or dead meme?

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>>11204854

>> No.11205148

>>11205134
Buy the dip but expect to short. Anything above 50c is just gambling or HODL for a minimum of 3 months

>> No.11205161

>>11205112
My general rule for mixing divs and memes is 30% for dividends, 70% for everything else. I also try to go for a large enough position in a dividend that when it pays out it can buy another.

>> No.11205176
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SGMS
CZR
sports betting boys, it's the next meme on the horizob

>> No.11205179

Why the fuck did I buy IGC & BLDP last week? This shit has been red for 2 days.

>> No.11205191

Long or Short the CHAD2000 today?

>> No.11205195

>GALTpocalypse

>> No.11205200

>>11205195
I am gonna hold it out.

>> No.11205207

>>11205195
Guess I'll buy more?

>> No.11205214

>>11205161
Yeah I'm just gonna go for one and later throw in some more if I get more money to spend, might indeed seems better so I can start reinvesting the dividends. Probably KO (just stable and secure) or ROYT.

>> No.11205233

I got a bunch of my competition money sitting in cash, where the fuck should I put it? Highly leveraged speculation shit only.

>> No.11205234

MXL is in for a spectacular breakout any day now from a fully completed 5 month inverse H&S pattern. Remember the longer the pattern took to form, the more reliable it is, and those with clear horizontal boundaries as this inverse head&shoulders are among the most reliable. Worth of your look anon
My buy zone now is $19.65 up to $20.12 My stoploss is $19.37

>> No.11205235
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That was the CEI dip, $1 EOD

>> No.11205239

Newfag here. Keep getting pattern day trader warning. Am I not able to buy and sell in one day?

>> No.11205240

Trump speaking at the UN now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf1v7Xf9L3I

>> No.11205241

>>11205240
SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.11205244

>>11205239
Not supposed to for accounts under 25k. For your "protection"

>> No.11205247

>>11205239
You can sell then buy, but not sell what you bought that day. Using Robinhood?

>> No.11205257

>>11205235
>CEI

>> No.11205259

>>11205195
Still holding.

>> No.11205261

>>11205239
No. Googl. No more than 4 day trades in 5 business days unless it is less than 6% of your total trading activity.

>> No.11205262

>>11205244
>>11205247
Should I turn it off then? I only have about 450 bucks in it.

Robinhood

>> No.11205270

>>11205262
If you want to lock yourself out of day trades for 3 months, sure. That's going to create a LOT of risk though if a stock decides to pull a TLRY and you can't daytrade at all

>> No.11205274

>>11205262
No, Robinhood will lock your last day trade by default to keep yourself from getting banned. The strategy is to save daytrades as a get out of shit card

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>>11205262
>Should I turn it off

>> No.11205299
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>>11205257
If people in this thread were following my CEI instructions, they might have a little less salt on their face

>> No.11205300

>>11205274
If I make the sell, will it go into effect before the ban?

>> No.11205310

>>11205235
Bought in at 55 cents idk what I'm doing ha

>> No.11205313

>>11205299
If so should I just sell the dip gains now or hold?

>> No.11205314

buy aurora dip

>> No.11205324

>>11205240
BASED Trump. Thank you speechwriters.

>> No.11205326

>>11205313
It's a P&D so proactive profit taking is wise, but I'm predicting this is day 2 of 3 for CEI

>> No.11205359

>>11205299
>>11205313
>-99.93% over the last 5 years

>> No.11205366

Noob pump and dumper question here. I got a new job that starts at 9am, but it's one of those offices where it's expected that you roll in at 9am, grab coffee, and bs with coworkers and the boss for 15-20 min before beginning the day. Meaning, it's totally acceptable for me to be on my phone on RH at 9:30 while my computer boots up. Is the optimal strategy to place a buy order for 9:30 on the latest meme stock, and sell at some point in the next hour for safe, minimal gains?

>> No.11205378

>>11205240
EMPEROR TRUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

>> No.11205386

>>11205366
No. Day trading rules will not allow it. Unless you have over $25,000 in your account.

>> No.11205387

>>11205366
most price action occurs after hours.

>> No.11205401

>>11205240
Dude if people begin thinking Amazon: North Korea is happening based off this speech its going up 100 at least.

>> No.11205408
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>NIKKI HALEY

>> No.11205415

>>11205401
Does Amazon accept rice now? Oh wait, north Koreans don't even have that.

>> No.11205421

>>11205195
I'm buying MOAR.

>> No.11205426

>>11205176
MLB
Nationals -1.5
Royals +140
Red Sox -1.5
Twins U 9.5

>> No.11205428

>>11205359
Well he did say 2 of 3 so it's not a hold stock

>> No.11205431

>>11205240
THE BALLS OF THIS MAN

YUUUGE

>> No.11205441

>>11205428
you'd have to be an idiot to touch a PnD stock

>> No.11205450

>>11205426
Yankees are going to win the series again.

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JESUS CHRIST

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>the look on the Venezuelan representative's face

kek

>> No.11205477

>>11205441
Probably

>> No.11205483

>>11205470
Fucking shit he is giving it to everyone today. China & Iran should be shitting their pants.

>> No.11205528

What you guys think about ROYT?

>> No.11205536
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It is your patriotic duty as an American to long US markets and short foreigns who are not friends

Seriously if you haven't been long spy and nasdaq what are you even doing

>> No.11205559

fuck gold and silver are mooning.

>> No.11205564

>>11205536
if you short a market and the market goes up all you do is give money to that market, if you want to fuck an international market you should extract as much profit as possible

>> No.11205569

>>11205536
Waiting for at least a 10% drop. It's gonna happen next year. I'm not even bearish till 2021 but there will be a huge drop soon.

>> No.11205580

>NSPR big gains over the rest of the week get in

>> No.11205589

>>11205528
I looked at it briefly last night, and bought a few shares with my NBEV gains.

>> No.11205595

>>11205536
Sorry I can't hear you over all these gains I got shorting SPY and QQQ.

>> No.11205611

why the fuck did I sell ACBFF I had 4000 sharers at $7.20.

>> No.11205624

>>11205580
Why?

>> No.11205646

For the next 4 years hold oil, hold nuclear, and hold metals that are based in the US. Look for zero debt or those who are about to have no debt. Like CEI.

>> No.11205653

>>11205235
AMRN was a better buy from good news yesterday.

>> No.11205661

>>11205564
This. The most patriotic thing you can do is start an American company that only operates in China.

>> No.11205662

>>11205589
Bought some today, looks promising. Especially with Trump focusing on oil production AMERICA FIRST. (I'm Europoor pls adopt me).

>> No.11205667

>>11205646
Sound advice. Interest rates are rising and too many companies carry too much toxic debt for the financial season that approaches

>> No.11205673

>>11205662
if you bring women for me and Texas Bro. He likes them aged a bit like fine wine.

>> No.11205700

>>11205673
careful to not let them age too long or they will turn into vinegar

>> No.11205714

AGTC is soaring.

>> No.11205729
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IF YOU STOPPED SELLING AMD THE PRICE WOULD GO UP

>> No.11205738

>>11205662
Bring a couple broads with you and be ready to MAGA.

>> No.11205749
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>OGEN
This is what I get for listening to pumpers on ST.

>> No.11205752

>>11205536
This tbqh, SPY and DIA are your friends

Also eternal bear you seem good with writing indicators, is there a function for integrals or derivatives on pineview? Or do they need to be made by hand?

>> No.11205755

Is the /smg/ hedge fund still active? I want to know if it got destroyed yet

>> No.11205770
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I'm getting fucked. This is the worst day ever.

>> No.11205771

>>11205559
MwuahahaHAHAHAhahaHAHA

>> No.11205792

>>11205729
>he's not buying more shares at every big ass dip
stupid goy
whoops I mean good goy keep SELLING

>> No.11205804

>>11205770
what fucking gay font

>>11205792
my funds arent limitless REEEEE

>> No.11205815

>>11205770
jesus christ my eyes

>> No.11205816

>>11205804
THEN FUCKING UNLOAD AT THE PEAK AND BUY THE DIP TO GET MORE MONEY STUPID GOY

>> No.11205819

>>11205804
use your job to funnel more funds

>> No.11205831
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Government Properties Income Trust Common Shares of Beneficial Interest is taking an upturn

>> No.11205832

What are you niggers doing to my KO call?
Dude weed!!!! WTF

>> No.11205834

Getting absolutely justed by verastem. What in the actual fuck is going on.

>> No.11205840
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11205842

>>11205770
Every day seems to be your worst day ever. I suspect it's the tripfagging and that cock-tasting font you favor.

>> No.11205843

>>11205831
Any explanation for the sudden chop a while ago?

>> No.11205863

You faggots have terrible taste.

>> No.11205871

>>11205863
>tripfag

Opinion immediately discarded

>> No.11205876

>wake up at 8 check futures/bids oh cool looks like a green day coming up this is going to be great!
>check again later everything has gone south.
>Trump shitposts at the U.N.

I know elon musk gets alot of shit for that tweet but god damn trump is just guaranteed RED for the day
>>11205755
are you talking about the fund apparently someone setup with biztards money? I heard that it didnt last too long because the person felt bad handling peoples actual money and just refunded everyones cash even though it did okay I heard.

>> No.11205880

I stand by my opinions and trades. I'm going to turn this 5 grand into 100 and then win Eternal Bears competition.

>> No.11205894

>>11205843
thats just the nature of this reit

>> No.11205900

>>11205819
This IS my job.

>> No.11205969

>>11205770
>all those puts
Serves you right for being a faggy bear.

>> No.11205977
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>>11205876
>god damn trump is just guaranteed RED for the day
>Dow, S&P, and the 'DAQ are all green

what did he mean by this?

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>>11205770
AHAHA FAGGOT

>> No.11205983

>>11204849
>Weed looking neon green this morning. RIV bouncing nicely off the 6.50 low. Aurora gets credit for this. Their financials were much better than i expected.
Who fucking cares about Aurora? They posted some of the best quarterly earnings for this quarter but only grew to a measly 5% today., fuck that. Even TLRY is doing better than that today and they don't even have any real news.

>> No.11205988

>>11205977
for my stocks

>> No.11205993
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Gween Day!

>> No.11205996

>>11205988
your portfolio should be entirely APPL SQ AMRS and AMD wtf are you doing

>> No.11206020

>>11205770
i'm certain comic sans would turn that frown upside down - Jrim Cramers

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Is SONC going to be delisted now?

>> No.11206036
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>>11205993
Rats I don't like these new gifs you're posting, Chen was better. Glad you're doin good though, I am too!

>> No.11206056

>>11206031
you do know you can look up what companies are potentially going to be delisted or reverse splitting right
don't be a fucking pleb
https://listingcenter.nasdaq.com/IssuersPendingSuspensionDelisting.aspx

>> No.11206067

>>11206031
It's getting bought out, not delisted.

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>>11206036
Reluctant kekpads needs to make me more gifs

>> No.11206117

>>11206068
>Reluctant kekpads needs to make me more gifs
Nope! You know what needs to happen? I need to get back to work on that Doujin for Ratsu-chan. I have been busy but I will finish it and she will get raped by every tripfag/namefag and anon on this board until she becomes brainwashed by virtual hate cocks to like it.

>> No.11206133
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>CEI

>> No.11206156

>>11206133
Guess it didn't work out, I feel it's going to dip figure maybe as low as .38

>> No.11206157

>>11206133
Should I buy in now?

>> No.11206178

>>11206156
>>11206157
I'm being slightly dramatic, I still see myself at least breaking even PM tomorrow

>> No.11206180

>>11206117
I showed my friend your work and he said he got a boner.. dont disappoint him

>> No.11206183

>>11206133
>>11206157
Volume is drying up faster than your first sexual encounter

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>>11206133
>>11206157
I wouldn't because I think it might dip tomorrow and then bounce back up for enough time to take some profit again and then get back out before it goes back down.

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It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a lemon and herb basted chicken breast with a pepper and spinach orzo. I'm down again today but barely and I'm confident. I got a shitload of SOP's to type out and zzzz.

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I fucking hate holding TQQQ as soon as I see green I'm selling this shit ETF

>> No.11206198

we gonna dump again before we get to 3000 or naw?

>> No.11206202

>>11206185
Mmmmm chikn! I'm doing good, NOC is treating me right. Coffee kratom and a diet mountain dew for a treat!

>> No.11206208

>>11206178
How the fuck are you red on that? Did you buy five minutes ago?

>> No.11206217

>>11206208
average buy .5587

>> No.11206220

>>11206185
Up 0.10% all food is down again but banks and LABU LABU is up with FNGU so hanging by a thread

>> No.11206229

>>11206180
I promise to do my best, I'm glad to have your friends boner blessings.

>> No.11206246

>everything gone to shit today
That's fine, I already made a lot yesterday. Easy comfy day of no trading today. Just gonna watch Trump and Fed shitpost.

>> No.11206260

>>11206202
Diet Dew is delicious. Only Pepsi product I'd fuck with.

>> No.11206282

>>11206217
I think it will go a bit higher today. I kept a handful this morning to see if I could squeeze out some more shekels

>> No.11206322
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long on TRXC they are looking like amazon buying other medical companies.

>> No.11206323

My fate
I accept it
The bears have won

>> No.11206345

>>11206323
Bears win cum dripping out of their assholes.

>> No.11206356
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>>11206323
But it's a Green Day tm?

>> No.11206379

>jagx halted 4 times in the past 30 minutes
hope you guys have been scalping this shit.

>> No.11206390

>>11206185
I had coconut chicken for lunch

>> No.11206399
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>>11206379
I only find out about moon missions AFTER they happen.

>> No.11206408
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>>11206133
I literally almost rage quit this morning and pulled my money out to buy a nice gun or go on a road trip. I only lost a few dollars but it’s the idea of losing I hate. I’m tired of being a loser.

>> No.11206428

JUST BUY QQQ SPY QLD SSO AND NOTHING ELSE

THOSE RETURNS WILL DWARF YOUR MEME FOMOING ALL DAY

>> No.11206442

>>11206323
If the bears won, why am I down $50?

>> No.11206446

>>11206379
Yea seriously how do you hear about these I see them afterwards

>> No.11206461
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>>11206323
It was supposed to be the bulls turn dammit

>> No.11206472

>>11206217
Set sell limit of 1 dollar for Oct. 1 when news of debt settlement becomes public
don't be fucking impatient, there are bagholders that have been waiting years on this, a few days won't kill you

>> No.11206481

>>11206446
I remember seeing this memed like a year ago...crazy how these things eventually come around.

>> No.11206484
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>>11206408
Get a shockwave, its your state's new official shotgun

>> No.11206496

>>11206472
Isn't it already public?

>> No.11206497

>>11206408
Sauce

>> No.11206498

>>11206399
>>11206446
scanners.
halted again btw.

>> No.11206499
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11206499

Why are we still here?

>> No.11206505

>>11206442
Maybe you're a shitty bear.

>> No.11206517

>>11206499
What got you to this point?

>> No.11206526

Where is the bottom of the KO dip? Feel like getting something to drink today

>> No.11206571
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11206571

I'm disappointed, I thought this was loli edition

>> No.11206574

>>11206517
I figured SNAP would bottom out at ~$10 so I sank with that ship. And I fell for NIO which in just gonna hold forever at this point.

Im gonna take a new position next week so I've considered it all gone by this point, just praying maybe I'll break even one day.

>> No.11206577

>>11206484
My 20 year old 870 is the only shotgun I’ll ever own, besides inheriting my dads 1980 870 wingmaster.
>>11206497
Her face is the only good thing about her sadly.

>> No.11206580

>>11206526
45.20ish

>> No.11206583
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11206583

EXAS is holding up my AMAT bags now and MB is getting me some better gains while T just kinda inches up. at least its upwards!

>> No.11206618
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11206618

Been looking at KHC a lot, it might be time to buy the dip
>>11206574
300 bucks is nothing man, you'll make it back in no time

>> No.11206650

>>11206574
Maybe SNAP will be purchased by a better company.

>> No.11206655
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>>11206618
Yeah I'm not too bummed about the total loss, just the fact that my graph has been red since the start of my new venture. Thinking about buying in JBLU if it goes back down enough.

>> No.11206669

Is MU a buy here or do I wait?

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>>11206650
I can only pray, also I would be really bummed since I dont hold snap atm

>> No.11206675
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>>11206618
Im filling my bags

>> No.11206707

so my $6k deposit cleared this morning and now i have around $16k to invest in stock and memes.

what should i buy to lose it and acheive max pain?

>> No.11206731
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11206731

>>11206675
This chart is why you only buy TQQQ

>> No.11206738

>>11206707

NIO
TGC
GBR

>> No.11206741

>>11206707
Buy GE puts, easy money

>> No.11206758
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>>11206731
new strategy
>Load up on frens like Kraft and PEP
>use dividends to buy TQQQ for the next 29 years

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>>11206707
/o/ here
go all in on Ford. they just made some retarded decision to stop selling sedans in the US but everyone will get over it because burgers only buy trucks and crossovers anyways

>> No.11206767
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>> No.11206773
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>>11206707
EXAS
FNGU
F

>> No.11206775

ECR at 1.33. Should I sell

>> No.11206778
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>>11206758
>load up on TQQQ for 29 years
>sell it all for 40,000% gains
>buy frens Kraft and PEP and live the NEET life forever

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>>11206707
Dump it all in CEI. I have 6K.

>> No.11206828
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>>11206766
Shouldn't that actually make them more profitable as their product mix gets heavier into trucks/SUVs?

>> No.11206836

I just got off a conference call with Mike Tyson and the Bogs. Looks like TVIX is going to announce the hostile take over of TQQQ after the bell.

>> No.11206849
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11206849

CEI keeps testing .55

Gondola is pure /smg/

>> No.11206858

>>11206707
Buy as many weed stocks as you can

>> No.11206868

>>11206828
Yes it will, they sell way more trucks than they do cars. Plus they make more profit on their f150/250s over the fusions/focus

There are better things to buy than auto stocks, unless you're after the dividend, fords is 5%

>> No.11206872

Is ACBFF back up on robinhood yet?

>> No.11206874

>>11206731
It is gonna be hilarious when TQQQ drops over 50% and you suckers are wiped out.

>> No.11206877

>>11206496
No official announcement and tradingview hasn't updated their total debt to zero.

>> No.11206881

>>11206877
Ah. I saw the SEC filing getting around, I guess it hasn't hit mainstream yet then.

>> No.11206885
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>>11206874
The only suckers in this market are bearfaggs

>> No.11206901

>>11206836
TVIX earnings next week, not looking good

>> No.11206913
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>>11206901
TVIX has been in my divvie portfolio for 3 years now, it hasn't let me down yet and it's not going to now

>> No.11206920

>>11205983

A big LP posting good earnings before legal sales have started is good for the whole sector. It doesn't matter how much Aurora itself pumps from the news.

>> No.11206927

>>11206775
That's when I sold last week. Small gain but happy to get it.

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11206933

oh shit i forgot i had FNGU shares that imporved my mood

>> No.11206934

>>11206731
lmfao! 10k invested like 8 years ago is 440k today

>> No.11206936
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>>11206885
Winter is coming.

>> No.11206954
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>>11206933
THATS the FNGU dream

>> No.11206978

When's the shit post?

>> No.11207039

Anyone dumping into US oil stocks? Looking for some winners.

>> No.11207042

>>11206978
tommrow

>>11206936
Cant wait for the Winter bullrun to 3000

>> No.11207052

>>11207039
I dumped my oil when Trump said the word oil to the UN.

>> No.11207067

>>11207039

cei

>> No.11207096

Buy SO if you know whats good for you

>> No.11207106

ECR is a fucking failure isn’t it

>> No.11207133
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SQ is literally unstoppable wtf.

>> No.11207141

I have 800 dollars left in cash. I need something retarded to put it on thats going to go up 100000% tomorrow. I need to eat.

>> No.11207156
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SO MUCH RED. I just want to pick winners.

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WHOA WHAT THE FUCK?!!? FUCK!!!!

>> No.11207174

>>11207042
Why TQQQ rather than UDOW?

>> No.11207175

What just happened the meme-folio was read and now its up like 6%

>> No.11207181
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11207181

There is a descending wedge on Harvest One Cannabis. Curious. I have been trading the warrants and everybody is being stubborn on those today. Volume in the first four hours is 200. 200 warrants traded total. Against an average of 72,000. bid/ask spread is over 10%.

Fiddling with my buy order now. Maybe somebody will bite before end of day. If the wedge confirms bull break the commons should do about 25% move at least. Ideally 40%+ on the warrants. Or it will break support and get fucked. That could happen too.

>> No.11207195
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Keep posting more wojacks and selling!!!!

>> No.11207202

>>11207174
i just go with whatever is lagging the spx recently

>> No.11207218
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11207218

What the fuck just happened to the SPY?!

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oh man those red stocks got even redder and the borderline ones went red. EXAS and FNGU cant hold me up like this.

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>>11198253
>https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2014/09/26/business/famed-bedroom-trader-reveals-his-wealth-secrets-as-he-guns-for-1-billion/
>reveals his wealth secrets
>If there is one basic principle, he says — repeatedly and slowly, as if instructing a child — it is this: “Buy stocks that are being bought, and sell stocks that are being sold.”

That's fucking it? this entire shitty useless PR article has no real advice whatsoever other than "“Buy stocks that are being bought, and sell stocks that are being sold."?

What kind of a generic BS """advice""" is this anyway? is he going to tell us "buy the dip" and "just b urself" next?

Fucking horseshit.

I'm convinced this guy is a total fraud that got lucky that one time due to an error and the media hyped it up just to create a myth.

What a fucking joke.

>> No.11207264

the ideal way to use leveraged ETFs is to buy consistently and then as soon as your 1 year capital gains tax comes into play, sell the underlying index's previous years return and hold the rest right? So every year you guarantee to have earned what the index did, but your still holding a bit of leveraged shit as basically a free asset

its basically perfect right

>> No.11207266

Should I just fucking get USO puts with that remaining 800?

>> No.11207277

>>11207261
Momentum trading.

>> No.11207316

>>11207261
I can't be my self around women because I'm an asshole. Good advice would be to just pretend to not be a giant asshole long enough so she takes her closes off and plays with your dick.

>> No.11207327

>>11207316
Baggie you must be doing it wrong because women love ass holes. I mean at least for the young dumb thots all across the world.

>> No.11207328

So who listened when I shilled NSPR at 21?

>> No.11207330

>>11207261
It's not like that guy is going to break down his strategy for some normie newspaper, he was probably annoyed as fuck at whatever dumb reporter they sent there to ask him questions your average financial illiterate will understand. If he started talking about indicators and charting strats and math the average person would have no idea what he meant.

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All in the red save for NBEV for me Bros.

>> No.11207336 [DELETED] 

>>11207316
>>11207266
>Should I just fucking get USO puts with that remaining 800?
You should fucking kill yourself you useless memetic tripnigger.

>> No.11207351

>>11207336
you should stop losing money and taking out your frustrations on me

>> No.11207352

>>11207328
I bought some. How are we going? .40?

>> No.11207359

tqq poster has convinced me to dollar cost average tqq for the rest of my life until I either make it or it's liquidated and kms

>> No.11207365

>>11207352
You think small friend

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>>11207330
>>11207277
>CIS does not subscribe to the Nikkei or any other newspaper. Nor does he scrutinize earnings reports or parse central bank statements or spend much time looking at moving averages or other price chart patterns normally associated with technical trading.

Are we supposed to believe this guy doesn't do FA or TA and just bets millions on momentum trading? BS.

>> No.11207381

>>11207359
>it's liquidated and kms
All parties end, dude.

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>>11207261

>> No.11207398
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.11207410

>>11207328
I've been watching it this morning (from about .25) but didn't have enough faith to buy in until I saw your post so I bought in at .29. Don't screw me, anon.

>> No.11207411

>>11207359

I've seen worse strategies.

>> No.11207414

>>11207398
You're godamned right.

>> No.11207419

>>11206920
Whatever, the shit is probably going to dip again either tomorrow or the next day. I'm glad I bought it yesterday even at the shitty price of 9.50 to just sell it today at 10.14 and now it's back in the 9 dollar range.

>> No.11207432

>>11207410
>.29
.26, rather

>> No.11207438

YAY FOR MOLD PROBLEMS BEING TAKEN CARE OF AND A PROMOTION AT WORK

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>>11207419
>Whatever, the shit is probably going to dip again either tomorrow or the next day

Yeah probably.

Namaste Technologies was another sell the news event. Didn't do much yesterday after they finally received their sales license, gave away the gains it did make and then some today. Glad I opted out of trading it at open yesterday.

>> No.11207458

>>11207379
He could just be lying I guess. The probability of him being able to consistently make good enough trades to make that much money going on gut feeling alone has to be tiny. The dude used to be a pro gamer or something, I guarantee he has an extremely strong understanding of statistics at the very least.

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>>11207393
>following Gartman ever

>> No.11207472

>>11207438
Congratulations on your promotion, sir.

>> No.11207476

Buy some VIX and meet me on the moon frens.

>> No.11207485

>>11207266
yes

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Just Checked the Bunker
Looks Like teh profit is perma banned

>> No.11207509

>>11207493
what naughtiness did he pull?

>> No.11207526

>>11207444
I guess we can't complain as long as we are making money.

>> No.11207535
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>>11207458
>He could just be lying I guess. T
Yes.
Dug up on him

https://twitter.com/cissan_9984?lang=en
supposedly his twitter.

And he clearly does TA
https://www.elitetrader.com/et/threads/cis-the-legendary-japanese-day-trader.313221/page-3

>> No.11207536

Everybody stop what you are doing and look at Groupon. Do you see the long term and possibly medium gains to be made? Well do you?

>> No.11207551

>>11207509
on second reading looks like his captcha is broken so he cant post

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>>11207526

As long as the dude weed keeps swinging up and down all over the place constantly I will be happy. I'm sure it's frustrating for anyone who styles themselves as an Investor™.

>> No.11207576

>>11207535

Biz new articles often don't bother to make distinctions between day trading and swing trading. I think they just slap 'day trading' on everything to make it a more approachable read for casual audience.

>> No.11207588
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11207588

a very boring week ahead. s&p looking solid as usual nothing changed

>> No.11207660

>>11205234
why u no listen to me? MXL is leaving station without U m8

>> No.11207689

>>11207536

I don't know anything about this company but just from the chart, there's a range trade up to resistance level of 5.90 from support level at 3.50. Current price 3.79. It looks like it will head down to that 3.50ish before turning around to continue the range.

>> No.11207724

>>11207554
Kek, those poor delusional weed fags.

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11207729

I don't even know what EFA is but the put options I bought are worth $40 more than what I paid for them which is nice. I can buy some coke with that.

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>>11207689
companies offer discounts based on the assumption of high volume sales from advertising on groupon.

>> No.11207767

I sure hope KHC and TSN doesnt go down in a straight line for eternity

>> No.11207774

>>11207732
sounds like a fucking scam company

>> No.11207886

>>11207463
That's the joke senpai

>> No.11207918
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11207918

STOP SELLING

>> No.11207931

FUCKING GOD DAMN IT OIL WHY ARE YOU GOING UP! GET NETANYAHU ON THE PHONE AND TELL HIM TO MAKE NICE WITH THE MUSLIMS> YOU'RE MAKING THESE SAND NIGGERS RICH GO THE FUCK DOWN!

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>>11207918

No.

>> No.11207956

Days like today are why I'm glad I hold blue chip dividend paying stocks and professionally managed mutual funds.

Red day? cost average

Green day? yay gains

Recession? great buy in time

Depression with job loss? take off my DRIP and live off my divvies for a year or two on minimum spending

its comfy being comfy

>> No.11207988

PWR HR

>> No.11207998

>>11207588
I feel like under Trump were just doomed for the safest, slowest growth possible as everyone is just permanently spooked that Trump is just going to randomly assfuck everything out of nowhere even if all signals are pointing to the economy doing really well

>> No.11208010

Imagine not holding SQ

>> No.11208059

>>11208010
Too late to buy anon?

>> No.11208078

>>11207931
Or say fuck you to Alaskan/Canadian blubber eaters and start drilling.

>> No.11208089

>>11207106
You were warned
reverse split is coming on the day of the merger, a 15-to-1 split
that there is a merger coming
that the price the incoming company is buying is going to be around 9 dollars
50-50 chance of another ALT situation
that you must buy meme amounts according to how weak your hands are

>> No.11208095

What happened to GALT?

>> No.11208101

>>11208010
It's hip to be SQ

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>>11207941
PLEASE

>> No.11208109

>>11208095
Weak hands

>> No.11208122

>>11208105
Dont worry, Bulls just got back from Dennys

>> No.11208147

>>11207398
Thanks fren bought some F

>> No.11208152

>>11208095
Pussies bailing it out. Be patient, hold strong. I bought moar on the dip

>> No.11208169

New
>>11208160
>>11208160
>>11208160
>>11208160

>> No.11208195

>>11207328
It's an Israeli company, so that's an instant buy to me. Goyim won't understand though.

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>>11207438
congrats m8
have a qt 3.14 real japanese woman

>> No.11208317

>>11208101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcHzquaMh8

>> No.11208384

>>11205386
He can paper trade until his investment account gets to 25k. Day trading is fun...

>> No.11208408

>>11206669
wait

>> No.11208601

>>11206936
>i bought vix at 3:50 the day it crashed for $110, it was worth $8 after 4:10

triggered

>> No.11208637

>>11205366
You make more money buying it the day before on a red day (generally around the end of the day or simply the day low) and then holding until the next day which should be green as long you look carefully at the charts, news involved with the company, and the financial data. I mean it's a gamble but that's how you make way more money and also because of rules.