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Anonymous Mon Sep 24 21:41:13 2018 No.11200240 [Reply] [Original]

My dog just headbutted me in the nose and it might have deviated my septum. What should I do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 21:42:41 2018 No.11200249 cocaine

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 21:43:32 2018 No.11200256 >>11200240 gtfo biz and shoot your dog. assert your dominance.

>>	yeah bitch i'm a dike Mon Sep 24 21:44:20 2018 No.11200262 File: 3 KB, 125x122, angery_laughter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11200249

Anonymous Mon Sep 24 21:46:12 2018 No.11200275

>>11200240
>>11200249
Perfect thread.

You're going to have to go to the doctor.

The dog loves you and got too hype; they play rough it's in their nature. Any attempt to punish it is misguided, as they will not be able to connect your punishment to the act that offended you. If you didn't punish them immediately, don't do it retroactively -- they've been trained over millennia to be the perfect pets, but they're not mind readers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 21:47:24 2018 No.11200280 fuckin doggo always gets me under the chin. the big bitch just waits for the opportune moment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 21:48:50 2018 No.11200289 >>11200240 Headbutt him back

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 21:50:40 2018 No.11200299 >>11200240 Dog noses work differently and he did not comprehend the gravity of his actions. Simply get used to your deviated nose. What you lose on one nostril you gain on the other.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 21:58:05 2018 No.11200358 You need a vet to fix a problem like this. Once your dog is out of the picture you can see a people doctor about the nose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 21:58:10 2018 No.11200361 stop being a faggot goddamn

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 22:00:02 2018 No.11200382 File: 92 KB, 829x589, 1498616938368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol u beta cuck getting out-alphaed by your fucking dog u his bitch now, boy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 22:19:56 2018 No.11200580 >>11200289 This is the only solution

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 22:28:37 2018 No.11200678 >>11200240 you can forget about sniffing brappers now lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 23:14:54 2018 No.11201099 >>11200240 when it turns its back, hit it over the head with a folding chair then jump off the top rope with a diving splash for the pin.

>>	276745208276 Mon Sep 24 23:15:20 2018 No.11201102 rape it. you need to assert dominance, its the only way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 23:17:43 2018 No.11201126 >>11200382 This. The next few days are critical. Op must either rape or kill his dog. Otherwise the dog will be the dominant one and Op will be treated acordingly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 23:19:38 2018 No.11201143 kick your dog in its stupid fucking head

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 23:25:26 2018 No.11201195 kill dog buy cat

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 02:04:04 2018 No.11202273 Watch your dog closely he might have other intentions

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 03:23:01 2018 No.11202656 >>11200240 now THAT'S a cute pepe

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 03:31:18 2018 No.11202683 >>11201195 Cats are garbage animals. Though I'm not surprised why so many betas love cats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 05:19:32 2018 No.11203135 Haha i was born with a deviated septum but im too pussy to get a surgery, its not that bad anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 07:51:08 2018 No.11203930 >>11200240 Seems like you have to septum your deviation now

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 07:52:10 2018 No.11203939 File: 139 KB, 500x622, 13CEED53-360E-416B-ADFA-8565493AF9ED.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pee pee poo poo

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 07:54:52 2018 No.11203964 Apologise

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 25 08:03:24 2018 No.11204026 >>11202683 Isnt dog the beta animal since you are too beta to fight for yourself?

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