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What it feels like to be in Senior Management Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:08:15 2018 No.11192421 [Reply] [Original]

>Be me
>Come into work anywhere from 15 minutes to 1 hour late today depending on how much I drank or how much denerate sex I had last night
>Spend the first 45 minutes once I get to work either drinking coffee or shitting or both
>Check my emails, delete most of them without reading then explain to people if they ask why I never respond that it's hard for me to keep up with 200 emails a day
>Usually hold some sort of meeting about productivity or sexual harrassment or earnings a few times a week
>Take at least a 1.5 hour lunch break, complain about traffic even though I walked to the restaurant 1 block away.
>Spend the rest of the afternoon trying to find ways to make the employees feel insecure about their jobs. "Hey Kevin, I noticed you left at 4:55 on Friday... You know quarterly reviews are coming up, right?"
>Spend another 30 minutes shitting and answering phone calls
>Leave 45 mins early every day so that I can get to the gym before the rush.
>Unironically making $2800 takehome this week

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:13:31 2018 No.11192460 How did you do it and what field? Do you reccomend financial advisory for this type of activity?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:15:58 2018 No.11192484 >>11192421 >be remote software dev, contracts only >do 2 hours of work a week, charge double overtime for maintenance >clearing 20k this month easily idk how people have trouble making money, its too easy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:17:47 2018 No.11192500 >>11192484 People learn to be good wagies, not how to make money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:17:55 2018 No.11192503 >>11192421 I hope you die in a car crash

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:21:11 2018 No.11192529 lmao you think your're hot shit. you still get up and go make money for another man all day, and have to do this for your survival. and you brag about your slavery on a weaboo image board

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:22:20 2018 No.11192542 Cool story. Senior McCuck >be me >buy eth at $10 >retire before 30 >spend half day shitting and drinking coffee not constrained by lunch Suck a dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:23:29 2018 No.11192553 >>11192421 this is what you wagecucked for for 10+ years? wow...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:24:54 2018 No.11192565 >>11192484 Where do you get your contracts from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:26:06 2018 No.11192574 >this is your economy on constant QE

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:27:26 2018 No.11192591 >>11192484 I want to do this but feel like I still need more experience What kind of development work do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:29:25 2018 No.11192602 File: 105 KB, 666x660, 1520801271193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11192421 >be me >buy 60k link between 13-20c >basicly I'm already rich life is great my fellow neets

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Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:38:03 2018 No.11192664

>>11192421
>be me
>write software a couple hours a week
>make about $5k/week from this
>play poker for fun
>make about $100/hr
>trade stock market first 30 min after the bell m-f
>make about $2k/day

~$15k+/week, no boss, no commute, no nothing

fucking wagecucks, kys

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:45:43 2018 No.11192733 >>11192664 what kind of software do you write?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:48:29 2018 No.11192754 >be me >exclusively playing the lotto or scratch tickets >Scrabble is fun >clearing $15-100K a week easy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:48:51 2018 No.11192759 >>11192754 Top kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:49:48 2018 No.11192768 File: 25 KB, 400x386, 1251670553900075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11192754

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:51:45 2018 No.11192787 >>11192733 None he is larping

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 08:53:19 2018 No.11192799 File: 80 KB, 640x539, 1530376261376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11192754

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:11:48 2018 No.11192937 >>11192733 (1) good chunk of that comes from trading bots (arbitrage mostly) i wrote myself (2) i also write niche apps that have lots of money involved. think credit card referrals, crypto news, etc

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:33:20 2018 No.11193052 >>11192500 This. The wagie-mindest already starts to consolidate in school. Fuck them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:40:50 2018 No.11193113 ITT neet losers larp about their bedtime imagination

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:49:51 2018 No.11193173 >>11192664 Boring bait. Get a little creative.

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Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:49:53 2018 No.11193175
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>be me
>worked about 60 hours this year
>remotely
>place IT specialists on my clients' projects
>every hour one of them works I get 10$
>travel the world, surf and bang local beauties
>frogpost on /biz/
>6000$ near-passive income per month
I wage-slaved for 11 months in my life and then realised it's not for me. enjoy your Monday though, wagies

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:51:45 2018 No.11193186 >>11193173 C O P E O P E enjoy your cage today

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:52:01 2018 No.11193188 gonna wageslave during my apprenticeship for 2 years for my lawyer’s license then I’m going to get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 09:58:33 2018 No.11193240 >be me >answer an email >my Nigerian relative is wiring me $500,000 >i just have to give them my bank account information and i get it for free lol feels good