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Chad Short Sellers Edition

The end is near

The old OP sucked and had faggots selling books in it and shit. Fuck off if you don't like the new bare mode.

Previous thread >>11179752

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>>11189726

>> No.11189757

is buying f a meme? looking to buy some dividend stocks. also, are dividend etfs a meme? thank you

>> No.11189760

First for LABU LABU

>> No.11189763

What was I supposed to encourage new neets to lose money, get the fuck out while you can.

>> No.11189768

>>11189757
fords fucking rebranding, they've decided not to like actually make cars, they have a hybrid, and suvs and trucks. they're a family vehicle for people who use their trucks.

>> No.11189775

>>11189757
If ford is so american, why haven't they been in like auto racing like nascar. ffs they made a few supercars but they're not doing that anymore.

>> No.11189781

they didn't stop production of the mustang, but they need better drivers.

>> No.11189799
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>tariffs
>china walking away from negotiations
>nafta implosion
>US political dysfunction with the fake sexual assault allegations
>interest rate raise

Perfect storm this week. Chaos.

>> No.11189802

netlist gunna explod etoday.

>> No.11189805

I love ford for not taking bail out money, and scaling their product line back. I mean ford makes a great engine. Who makes the fucking engine supporting your fire department in the fire trucks?

>> No.11189815

>>11189805
Nobody is buying new Fords they are buying off Craigslist for cheap

>> No.11189822

>>11189815
we need more muslim refugees and give them loans to buy cars

>> No.11189823

>>11189802
It will deflate like a balloon thanks to no news. It's another fucking pump and dump. Take dollar profits and then buy the new bottom on wednesday for more shares when the real news gets released middle of October.

>> No.11189826

>>11189726
why is 'stares nigers directly in the eye' not on this

>> No.11189827

tax incentive with the dealer, so they don't have to pay a dime for 6 months.

>> No.11189834

>>11189826
you must not be chad, eyes are always on niggers

>> No.11189837

>>11189834
which is why it should be on the 'chad' picture...? whats your point?

>> No.11189889

Just sold my old RS3 account to invest.

>all those years for only $200

I learned a lot about markets in that time though.

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>>11189889
buying gf
if you're a merchant flipper you're going to find the stock market very familiar, instead of pking and pvp commodities you're playing with real shit instead

>> No.11190017

Raising rates and tax sell off gunna make for a fun falling knife soon

>> No.11190055

>>11189908
i remember those days, in online markets. buy the entire supply, dictate price. Get drunk use copious amounts of drugs, wake up under some blankets and start kissing the girl closest and call her the wrong name...

>> No.11190071

>>11189726
Don't fuck around with the OP bagholder
You will lose this fight, my autism is far greater tha yours

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Loading up on SQQQ tomorrow.
Talk me out of it.

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meme magic says green

>> No.11190088

>>11189726

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part I
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread >>11179752

>> No.11190091

>>11190017
tariffs aren't taxes!!!!! We're cutting more taxes for americans.

>> No.11190101

>>11190088
can we take out the pump and dump advertising portion... and yoou're posting broken l

>> No.11190124

Is there a way for me to utilize my cash to travel to a foreign country and kill somebody for a fee, and then go back to my day job?

>> No.11190131

>>11190124
It's pretty fucked up.

>> No.11190139

I wanna be the assassin. I mean those faggots in those wars, they did it and got away with it!!! When can I get an opportunity to murder some one too!

>> No.11190149

>>11190124
You must be at least 5'5"

>> No.11190155

>>11190124
You don't have to pay a fee, it's free in a shithole country
Just bring a gun, point and shoot

>> No.11190225

>>11190101
Are you talking about the options links, or are other links broken

>> No.11190383

>>11190225
Take the options links out, we lost profit and a few other anons to that shit.

>>11190149
You're right I'm well over the height limit.

>>11190155
I'd rather be paid to do this, and guns are loud and bloody, poisoning is probably the best way to keep ones hands clean from the event.

>> No.11190396

I mean if chinks can manufacture synthetic heroin that's 100X more potent than anything, can't i just use a collapsable blow dart or air powered device to do the same fucking thing?

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>> No.11190425

Has Rite Aid anon ever come back?

>> No.11190435

Im too excited to sleep, I want the market to bleed tomorrow, especially EA fuck that company.
They are going the way of telltale.

>> No.11190470

>>11189822
based and redpilled

>> No.11190488

>>11190396
Its much easier to use venom of the black mamba

>> No.11190545

>>11190425
Rite aid is amazing, one of the best stores of all time

>> No.11190554

>>11190488
i'm more interested in harvesting from the blue ringed octopus, but to each their own.

>> No.11190589

Dendrotoxin or Tetrodotoxin? Which one is more fatal?

>> No.11190609

Fundamentally they're do the same thing, except one inhibits at the sodium level, and one at the potassium level. So if we were to make a cocktail, utilizing both. You need 2 anti-dotes and by the time that has been figured out and administered, well the subject must surely have died.

>> No.11190615

>>11190554
Before my sleep Ill say this: Jeff Corwin had a great show

>> No.11190665

>>11190615
Did he ever mix a strong concentration of muraticacid with household bleach

>> No.11190684

I don't want to kill people. I just want to fleece some sheep for worshiping a golden bull.

>> No.11190695

According to American law, you're not dead until a corner declares you're dead. Our laws are so fucked up.

>> No.11190707

I've seen a dead body before. She was fucking dead, but officially she was dead over an hour before I even noticed.

>> No.11190781

>>11190707
Did you touch her boobs or something ?

>> No.11190787

>>11190707
Are you still drinking your cider?

>> No.11190800

Don't make me relive it. The cop and people involved. The fucking way they put her on the stretcher and put the sheet over her and took her away. First responders have a special place in my heart. Active combat duty veterans, they'll get my love. I will not donate to anything if the proceeds don't go where they are most needed and earned. The red cross, it's fund raising away, i bet highschool kids are holding up signs raising money for shit that only like 1% of that money goes to the cause they are raising money for.... THIS IS CHILDHOOD PROSTITUTION!!! THEY DO THIS SHIT WILLINGLY BECAUSE THEY THHINK IT"S GREAT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SUFFERING!!!

>> No.11190839

>>11190787
I got drunk and plowed a milf. ended up chatting up a broad, and at thhis point. I don't even fucking care if she calls me or not. I have nothing to give that woman... I think when i sober up, we'll understand she can't swim, or take care of children. She said she was 30, but II dunno. She could end up calling me, and what ever or it could be another story of like what ever. Fact of the truth I can't wait for october 1st to strait up just fall in love all over again.

>> No.11190862

why do i have to have so many girl friends... shit i need to settle down, im fucking boomer year old and warning of pending gloom and doom, only person who will see a moon is me, and fuck fangu, fuck facekike, fuck apples, fuck the netflix (actaully that's ok). amazon is inflated too.

>> No.11190872

google can be broken through anti-trust legislation and those out of work faggots can work on roads. but the problem is how in bed these companies are with overseas and manufacturers how does one sell data when that's what they do?

>> No.11190879

>>11190872
how does one break what google actually holds? They broke them selves up, yet stills sell data?

>> No.11190891

wikipedia is basically the worlds free to use encyclopedia, and it was started from a brainstorm thought experiment from guys who worked for google.

>> No.11190908

I'm goiing to show eternal bear this iis how you make 20x ur money. When I win. I will have 100 grand. And I will meet texas anon for cigars and scotch.

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>>11190074
Gonna moon any day now.
I can feel it.

>> No.11191547

>>11189757
Buying F under $10 is a safe investment which will pay likely a similar, if not larger dividend for your life, because under $10 is the value of the company after Trump cut its arms off, and F is well backed to return stronger than anyone else in Detroit.
If you don't believe me just buy 10-20 shares and thank me later.

>> No.11191652

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-09-24/china-vows-not-negotiate-under-threat-trump-teases-major-broadside-against-beijing

Emperor Trump is now openly using war related words to describe China's actions.
Chink internment camps through out the USA when ?

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>>11191652
TFW trade war can actually go down in history as WW3 and first unconventional world war

>> No.11191895

Easiest way to buy gold? I feel like Hybernating soon

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Good morning /SMG/ !

>> No.11192024

>>11191957
Steep.
I just had Friday's gains erased is all.
Nbev's taking an extra shit after I bought near the bottom yesterday. Had hope to short again, probably too early to despair.
Also CY is having bad futures, but its not a loss yet.

>> No.11192042

>>11192024
Monday mornings will do that to ya

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>>11192024
Yes i bed to decide when to drop some crypto, and some or all my indexes ( and maybe reposition AMZN )

I'm just hoping today isn't as bad as last Monday

Also oil hit $80, so my WTI position should go up...

>> No.11192085

>>11192042
And we're not even really started!
Apparently I've a very defensive port though, because whenever futures are trash, by the end of the day I break even. Every monday I freak out and wake up at 8pm to find I made a dollar or something.

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>>11189889

>> No.11192241

>>11191859
This is imo what modern warfare between powers is all about : economic, financial, technological and demographic (sending moar niggers and lesser races to settle in the ennemy countries)

>> No.11192381

>>11192241
Niggers really are biological weapons. They destroy everything they touch, and faggot mods can suck my dick.
>le rayciss comments
Sorry, but go mod at reddit. I arrest them every day. They commit crime at home (usually subsidized housing), at work, school, and even church. They consume taxpayer resources in a way I can't even begin to describe to a typical, low-IQ mod faggot. Their everyday actions and decision-making have an impact on everyone's bottom line, including investment portfolios.
Eat shit, faggot mods. It's true.

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>>11192381
Of course it's true. Even niggers know that.

>> No.11192423

>>11192381
Really, one shouldn't invest in a country where the nigger, mudslime and other historically backward population are growing (eg. France)

>>11192410
Niggers are all too happy to be able to blanda up like there is no tomorrow
They really see it as their ticket to racial salvation
Remember, we are here to make gains, I couldn't care less about /pol/tards' obsessions

>> No.11192426

Amd is bleeding boys, the future is looking great, but retards are selling.

Buy in in a month

>> No.11192445

>>11189726
>Fuck off if you don't like the new bare mode.
I, for one, love the new format, thanks Aphodite, kel

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Please give me your feedback of this elaborate stock shill

t. AUIC Anal-yst

>> No.11192501
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Fuck this life

>> No.11192510

>>11192423
I have a police pension, deferred comp, and a couple of other products. I have simplified my life in other areas and wanted to use Robinhood instead of going to the casino or playing state lottery games.
Wendy's is an example of a company I considered investing in. I decided against it after recently attempting to to pick up a round of coffee for my rookie and four of the other guys/gals in our zone. No food, just coffee. It was an absolute clusterfuck, due entirely to the the nogs and nog-hybrids on duty (one of them I recognized as having a warrant for a non-violent drug offense. He's making some sort of attempt at taking care of his family so we left it alone, btw).
>tl;dr
I won't invest in Wendy's until they get more Whites and robots working their stores, or perhaps I'll invest in the company that ultimately supplies the robots.

>> No.11192517

>>11192480
all this work for a stock with a maximum upside of 25%?
i don't get it

>> No.11192521

>>11192501
>Based ECR.
Where is your GALT?

>> No.11192550

>>11192501
>>11192521
I bought ECR at 1.32. Do you have any idea when it might grow?

>> No.11192584

Hey guys.... I just found something odd on Google... It actually says babies come out of vaginas and they don't even get to pick their starting color. Can you believe that shit? It's almost like their mother just poops them out and they are whatever color they come out as. What the fuck? Mind fucking BLOWN. I distinctly remember picking my color and nipple shape before I let my mom squeeze me out.

If you can't even pick your own nipple shape before you're born how the fuck do you think you will make it in crypto?

>> No.11192585

>>11192550
I bought it at $1.30, probably a week or two later than I wanted but my play money was tied up. Hoping it goes to 1.50 in October but I'm also hoping to get a threesome with Taylor Swift and my neighbor lady.

>> No.11192586

>>11192550
Never dumbass.
GALT has a chance but it's the only meme stock I've seen here so far that isn't just a shitpost to get you to lose money.

>> No.11192598

Fuck off. I did just fine off of memes like NBEV. You sound like a salty bag-holding faggot.

>> No.11192608

>>11192585
All the women in the world and you pick Taylor Swift. Have you seen her face? Give this girl some glasses so she can stop squinting. And her body? It's like a bent metal pole. That's what you want to fuck? A squinty pole?

>> No.11192628

>>11192608
I've grown bored with the cunts of your mother and sisters, so I thought I'd try something different. Thanks for caring.
Doubles and Comfy gets AIDS today.

>> No.11192633

>>11192598
I made $83 dollars shorting a couple NBEV myself, who gives a shit? You're talking about holding ECR and that's retarded, just like holding NBEV or any other DUDEWEED.

>> No.11192653

Damn, RIV up to 8.9 in pre

>> No.11192654
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>>11192510
;)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fts7bj-so#
;)

>> No.11192675

>>11192633
How much gay porn did you buy with your $83?

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>>11192608
>Talking shit about the aryan queen
Communists are not welcome here

>> No.11192704

>>11192654
I always liked MC Ren.

>> No.11192709

>>11192685
>aryan


she's a bottle blonde

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>>11192423
Yes, I agree.

>> No.11192719

What's the deal with TRXC

>> No.11192730

>>11192704
Eazy E and Ice Cube were better,
Dre is overrated

>> No.11192738

What's the deal with TRXC. Too late to get in? Stocktwits is shilling this shit hard

>> No.11192761

>>11192654
The police officers I work with always say if you hate the police so much, next time call a crack head for help instead.

>> No.11192774

>>11192608
I'd give Taylor Swift my Big 5.

>> No.11192778

Tfw amzn is half of my portfolio please F

>> No.11192785

>>11192774
Based and methpilled

>> No.11192795

>>11192730
Dre is obviously better behind the board. Cube probably the best on the mic. Liked his solo stuff much better than anything NWA did with or without him.

>> No.11192817

>>11192675
Enough to know its better to be gay than to advertise you passed a "below 110 IQ" test. Enjoy your decreasing pension, no state will pay one soon enough.

>> No.11192829

>>11192510
shit analysis from a pig

>> No.11192836

also reminder that taytay is fug

>> No.11192841

>>11192761
Crackheads don't beat your ass when you pass all their sobriety tests so they can't give you a ticket

Crackheads don't start shit for no reason

Crackheads dont look for crime where there is none

I've had great encounters with a cops, but the force wide buddy-protection aditude can get fucked, it makes it impossible to reform or get rid of corruption and ineptitude in small towns

T. Single white male

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>>11192778
F

It's 35% of mine

>> No.11192864

Buy stocks

>> No.11192869

>>11192841
The bell hasn't even rung yet and I've already read the dumbest comment of the day. Now I understand why the cops beat your ass.

>> No.11192880

>>11192841
If you've got so much experience with crack heads, why don't you do something about all these niggers!

>> No.11192890

>>11192841
>t. Nigger

>> No.11192895

>>11189822
haha don't give them any ideas, dammit

>> No.11192898

>>11192855
You gon hold it ?

>> No.11192900

>>11192855
what app? I like the line

>> No.11192908

What to buy? Amd or EA?

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>>11192880
I would think you have at least a little experience with crackheads baggie.

>> No.11192928
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STOP AHHHHHHHHHHH JUST STOP

>> No.11192934

>>11192517
The point is AAXN can actually deliver good surprises, something that companies like T or F can't

Buffett-sama would call it "a great company at fair price", which is infinitely superior to "a fair company at great price"

>> No.11192936

>>11192761
To be fair he threw in a wink. I still meet cops I hate on a regular basis, like county law and state troopers. Still haven't met a Fed I like, save one or two Marshals.

>> No.11192955

>>11192817
I retire in two years, but thanks for your concern.
I'll be sure to raise your rent when I see one of your shitskin boyfriends sleeping over more than twice a week.

>> No.11192959

>>11192908
they’re both pretty safe right now, it’s just you might have missed the to the moon phase of AMD and it’s just gonna plateau

>> No.11192962

>>11192841
>single white male
>white male
Good morning, jew.

>> No.11192963

>>11192841
>but the force wide buddy-protection aditude can get fucked, it makes it impossible to reform or get rid of corruption and ineptitude in small towns
THIS. I blame the masonic police orders and all their gay fuckery. Police unions have been so bogged down that they've lost touch with most of what happens on the streets -- the FULL scope of what happens when an individual executes lawful authority in kill or be killed scenarios. These cops and judges outchea fuckin eachother.
t.southern law student

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>>11189726
plan 4 2 day
SPY and futures all outta wack

gonna have make adjusted SPY chart if it stay like this....

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>>11192917
I sniff coke, crack is for niggers.

>> No.11192986

>>11192869
Here's your (you)

>>11192890
Na, just autism

>>11192962
>Blond hair blue eyes pale as fuck
If I was jewish I'd have enough money to not give a fuck

>>11192963
Ya Michigan here, it gets bad in small towns near big black cities

State Boys are bro tier usually, and I've never met a Fed I didn't like
Small town cops can get fucked though

>> No.11192990

Bonds looking really good right now.

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>>11192972
Good morning kneepad glad to see you didn't die over the weekend.

>> No.11192992

>>11192990
This is the stupidest comment of the fucking day.

>> No.11192997

>>11192990
CEI week?

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Tripfags are cancer

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NBEV doing a tasty dip today, total buy opportunity

>> No.11193008

>>11192480
owned this stock for 5 years (back when they were listed as tasr)
great growth stock (a play on social unrest)
subscription based business model (hot rn)
major upside from international sales

>> No.11193012

>>11192936
State troopers, at least in Texas, are the worst. Real hard asses, which is funny cause their basically traffic cops. Game wardens do more diverse law enforcement than troopers but since troopers go through a paramilitary style training camp the think their badasses. They shipped a bunch in during the flood to help out with traffic flow. They lasted a whole two days before they shipped them back because they were handing out tickets for stupid shit like inspection being out to people that had just lost their homes.
Most cruel ticket I’ve ever seen handed out was from a trooper to some poor kid who had just been blinded in a wreck cause he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.

>> No.11193015

if you had 50k would you invest it all today or wait for a 10% or more dip?

>> No.11193017

>some fag shills that Spanish ENCE
>buy €100 for fun on a dip
>motherfucker already up 10%
>he posts smug fucking frogs boasting whenever he comes to these threads
I wish it would drop so he stops coming to shill Spanish bags

>> No.11193022

>>11193012
I live in Michigan and the local cops are beloved by the community because they keep the niggers out. Well that and extremely high property taxes.

>> No.11193030

If you look on Robinhood it'll tell you how many people are bagholding NBEV rn

>> No.11193031

>>11193012
That sounds about right. I try to let certain things slide, especially things that would cause financial hardship to people that are obviously busting ass to keep bread on the table. Dumb people get a pass in the form of a short chat. I save my bullshit for the mean and evil.

>> No.11193034

Ding ding ding ding ding

>> No.11193040

pucker your buttholes

>> No.11193044

Damn I'm losing money.

>> No.11193048

>>11193008
Police departments, like many government agencies, should be obsessed about growing their budgets so once subscribed, they won't think of axing the services

Besides, having a camera recording encounters protects them from bullshit lawsuits

Police officers aspire to tranquility when doing their jobs (dealing with niggers, druggies, assholes in general)

>> No.11193051

ECR goin up

>> No.11193053
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Cancelling planned day trade attempt on Namaste Tech. The 16% gap up is too big. Risk too high against not spectacular upside in exchange. No bueno.

Other plans for today on RIV and RTI look fine so i'll proceed with those.

>> No.11193056

>>11193048
most cops and politicians can be bought

>> No.11193057

>>11193051
ECR boi's mount up!

>> No.11193059

>>11189757
Some div ETFs are a joke, like SCHD. SDIV is way better. Dividend bro turned me on to that one.

>> No.11193062

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING METALS!!!!!

>> No.11193066

>>11193056
okay there falcone

>> No.11193068

>>11192480
>rise and consolidation
Good pick, watch how the third bounce plays out

>> No.11193069

>>11193051
Looking at trend I don't think is going any higher.

>> No.11193075
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11193075

Was Short selling invented by the jews?

>> No.11193080

>>11193030
I am one of them

>> No.11193084

>>11193066
hypothetically if you were offered a cash bribe that was equal to a years salary. what the fuck do you do?

>> No.11193088

>>11193062
the chinks

>> No.11193093

>>11193084
I take the money and call the FBI

>> No.11193096

>>11193022
No locals here. All county except for a couple of bigger cities. The next town over hired a cop once. He lasted only a few months cause the people hated him so much.
Texas is literally le 56% but don’t believe the /pol/ memes cause it’s always been like that.
>>11193031
The deputies used to be bro tier. A lot of them were old hands that only got out for the bad stuff. We elected a new sheriff though, the first black woman in our history and her first action was to fire a lot of the older deputies. The new ones are, well, new. Very new. Lots of women too.

>> No.11193099

>>11193053
yep, instant selling from open on Namaste. Ask side got greedy. Shit is not going to run if you open a couple percent below a huge sell wall. Doofuses.

>> No.11193103

>>11193062
Me I still listen to metal.

>> No.11193105

>>11190665
Someone else listened to the Paranormies.

>> No.11193108

>>11193093
HAHAHAHA what a fucking joke.

>> No.11193109

>>11193084
Try to remember that most people don't subscribe to the Jewish philosophy of parasitic greed.

>> No.11193110

>>11193096
That is weird, I figured Texas would be full of local police. Local police are infinitely better than state. Unless you are not from the area, because the cops will target you over locals.

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lol that wasnt so bad

LABU!

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s-shorts triggered

>>11192991
me feel like death, going to doctors tomorrow T_T
thank for care though

>> No.11193121

>>11193096
It's over as soon as a woman is in charge, and that goes for both the public and private sector.

>> No.11193125

>>11193048
I would honestly rather speed cameras put up in my small ass town than having to see a cop every 10 cars. This place is overrun by cops.

But New Orleans across the pond could sure use some extra cops.

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>>11189726
Getting closer goys
https://www.businessinsider.com/housing-market-existing-home-sales-have-peaked-bank-of-america-2018-9

>> No.11193131

>>11193084
That is why I restricted the scope of AAXN to anglo countries
Generally speaking, it is quite hard to pull that kind of shit on the average police officer

>> No.11193132

>>11193126
Please god let this be true


I want a home T_T

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11193134

Buy the dow!

>> No.11193135

>>11193062
Me, 4 weeks ago. Growthfags loose again.
JNUG ETERNAL

>> No.11193136

>>11193109
Virtuous people's minds can be changed via other methods.

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11193139

>Tilray mooning lmao

>> No.11193147

>>11193114
aaaand we're back

>> No.11193148

GO GLH GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11193155

>>11193125
NOLA has some of the most corrupt police in the nation, run by one of the most corrupt city governments. But that's any Chocolate City

>> No.11193154

>>11193147
markets been open for 15 minutes and you think it's going to be a green day?

>> No.11193158

>>11193154
Absolutely

>> No.11193161

>>11193139
It got mentioned on the WSJ today for last week's antics.

>> No.11193164

>>11193136
I hear you. Me, I don't think I could sleep at night taking a bribe. You know how they'll be stories about people robbing the Girl Scouts outside of Wal-Mart? I can't even imagine.
When will Girl Scout Cookies go public? Thin Mint moon mission.

>> No.11193180

>>11193110
Locals are corrupt as fuck around here but in the end it’s just too expensive for most towns to have local police so they just let county handle it. There are some counties that are corrupt as fuck too but they’re so isolated people just don’t go there.
>>11193121
Yea she’s already been indicted for campaign fraud and was arrested, bonded out, and is still serving pending trail.
The shitty thing is the guy who should’ve got it lost cause he was a tard. He was already in the number two spot on the department and was wildly popular among the people and first responders. Just an all around good guy.
But he, a straight cis white male ran on the Democratic ticket during the 2016 primaries. In Texas you can only vote for D or R in the primaries. He ended up getting less than 10% of the vote because nobody was going to throw away their vote for Trump. Stupid Boomer.

>> No.11193193

>>11193164
>utilizing child labor for personal gains.
Now who sounds like a coin clipping kike?

>> No.11193198

>>11193180
That's as dumb as when I thought AMD wouldn't go past $12. Single biggest stock regret of the year.
Anyone still holding AMD from a sub-$20 purchase price?

>> No.11193201

>>11193180
What the fuck happened to Texas? I though Texas was supposed to be a conservative paradise, but I hear a lot about Democrats down there.

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>>11193132
Me too.

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11193205

>CEI

>> No.11193212

>>11193198
I was hodling since the end of last year and just recently sold at 30. I am satisfied, even if AMD makes it to 35.

But really though, AMD is going to fuck this up.

>> No.11193215

>>11193201
It’s a /pol/ meme. Texas has been blue most of its existence and has produced some of the most corrupt state governments in history.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11193223
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11193223

The FNGU dream lives on

>> No.11193227

>>11193205
Fuck that. CRMD is closer to a dollar.

>> No.11193233

>>11193212
Congrats on the gains. A lot of you showed impressive patience.

>> No.11193236

>>11193215
What a shame. Alex Jones tried to save you guys, but he unfortunately seems to have lost the battle and the war.

>> No.11193238

I'm going to fucking short harder.

>> No.11193239

>loaded up on cheap msft and v calls for oct

who else /happy/ today?

>> No.11193247

>>11193239
What's Microsoft working on these days?

>> No.11193248

>>11193004
You fooled me once nigger

>> No.11193249

>>11193247
Expanding their cloud marketshare

>> No.11193254

>>11193227
>Pharmaceuticals

>> No.11193256

Fuck King Nigger's day trading rule.

>> No.11193260

Holding on to my Aurora shares. This company is going to make it.

>> No.11193261

>>11193247
The bugs in windows xp that our military still relies on to allow missile targeting anywhere upon this flat earth.

>> No.11193267

>>11193236
Change is slow. I read that a special election flipped a seat last week that had been blue for 139 years and the MSM is starting to say Beto is going to lose because he’s to radical for most Texans.

>> No.11193272

>>11193256
That's Mr. Head Nigger, we don't have kings in america. Even your King of Beers is a fucking chink owned conglomerate.

>> No.11193278

>>11193260
Whats gonna happen tomorrow?

>> No.11193279

>>11193267
I expect Beta and the Kennedy with the cum on his mouth to do a political porn in Spanish.

>> No.11193280

>>11192480
Invest in watching niggers commit suicide by cop? Oh hell yes.

>> No.11193281

>>11193075
That and ursary

>> No.11193283
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LABU LABU

>> No.11193286

>>11192997
That news drop though. It's coming.

>> No.11193293

>>11193261
Kek. Well done.

>> No.11193297
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11193297

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11193301

>>11193297
Rly? All i see is green.

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>>11193279
Me run for pwesident

>> No.11193310

>>11193278
Nothing anon, I just feel the dudeweed markets are going to explode again once legalization is passed in Canada.

With Canada setting a precedent, we can hope to see legalization here.

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11193323

>GE below 12
I don’t own any but still I just never thought I’d actually see this happen

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11193329

Dont worry boys, we're gonna make it

>> No.11193331

>>11193323
Same here. I really see this company coming back in the long though.

>> No.11193334

>>11193248
NBEV is actually a decent company, its just a shame its caught in the weed pump and dump as faggots fled TLRY into it

>> No.11193340

>>11193310
So the quarterly report will have no effect on aurora price?

>> No.11193344

Down $2200 today ;_;

>> No.11193364

>>11193331
they’re almost guaranteed to it’ll just be like 3 years

they should’ve gotten mullaley desu it’s not like google even fucking needs him

>> No.11193373

>>11193334
Any Denverfags going to their trade show in a couple of weeks?

>> No.11193376

Another Jewish holiday

>> No.11193385

the absolute strength of the ChaDaq

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11193398

Two week swing here

>> No.11193400

Dont forget the fed increases the interest rate in 2 days.

>> No.11193405

CEI IS RUNNING!

>> No.11193419

>>11193405
>up two pennies
>stays there the entire day
>OMG IT'S RUNNING
no it's not it's a fucking tortoise without any news it's a fucking JEB! stock

>> No.11193420

>>11193307
Good old Sloppy Joe! If only Kavanaugh got behind of the wheel of a car that night and drove that cunt off a bridge, he'd have been a hero of the left.

>> No.11193454

>>11193323
I got a letter the other day saying some institutional is buying like 30m shares for 13.90.

>> No.11193456

>>11193419
It's running without news. News hasn't come yet. Imagine when it does faggot.

>> No.11193463

Has the market finally decided to dump,
wasnt moving at all the first hour
Daily reminder, fuck EA and fuck people who own EA stock, you are cancer upon the earth.

>> No.11193467

>>11193420
I haven't been watching the news lately is Kavanaugh going to make it? I really look forward to liberals getting just'd for an entire generation.

>> No.11193484

>>11193463
It isnt going down just yet, many others are going up among down. It's fine. For now.

>> No.11193489

>>11193467
he’ll probably make it but the dems are going full Joe McCarthy on him rn

>> No.11193504

>>11193456
70 cents nigger and no higher
why the fuck are there optimistic shits that post 5-7 burger price targets on this stock as if it would happen in a single week
how do their brains work to get that number

>> No.11193511

>>11193463
Slowly heading into our regularly scheduled dip. No recession for a while though. Fed rates coming up soon, baked in
>>11193467
Accuser says she’ll testify. No one knows when. Likely stalling to get close to midterms. They want payback for the last minute FBI news in 2016.

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11193519

closed short
easy day going back for bed

>> No.11193518

>>11193511
10/26 puts im sitting on, HODL HANDS

>> No.11193536

>>11193489
Why are liberals so angsty? I was at the bar with my communist cousin to watch the lions game and he stupidly brought up politics with me. Long story short I told him jews were the scourge of the earth and he got so angry either white guilt he stormed out of the bar, then he came back and I said Jews want to wipe out white men and he stormed out again and never came back. Kek, it was quite a night.

>> No.11193548
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11193548

Fresh Kaviar
>>11193518
Madman

>> No.11193552
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>>11193519
Defeated

>> No.11193573

>>11193536
Amazing, isn't it?

>> No.11193582

>>11193548
I unironically hope Jennifer granholm gets raped by a pack of niggers.

>> No.11193596
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11193596

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FRENS

In October I'm increasing my position in IBM. Looking into MO as new fren. who are your frens?

>> No.11193598

Bleed markets bleed!

>> No.11193606

my grandapa just told me he went short the spy cause it went below the pivot point
BUYBUYBUY

>> No.11193613

>>11193596
GD
V forever & always
BRK.B
YANG
GS?

>> No.11193615
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>>11193606
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.11193617

>>11193536
You spent money to go drink in some one else's establishment and watch big sweaty niggers grab each other in ways that would otherwise be illegal, but jews are the problem?

>> No.11193634

>>11193617
Kek. Based Baggy

>> No.11193637

>>11193617
Actually my cousin paid for the drinks too. You're not a Jew are you bagstein?

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>>11193552
there deff just ton of buy interest today
everyone and their mom "buying the dip" or else we'd be back 289 already

still think it gonna atleast hit 290.6 but am too dying for stay in @_@

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11193647

>>11193637

>> No.11193655
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11193655

>>11193637

>> No.11193656
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11193656

>>11193647
Kek

>> No.11193658

>>11193059
What about getting a split of VYM and F?

>> No.11193661

Why is this thread filled with granholm lions and michigan cuckery. we don't talk about detroit.

>> No.11193664
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11193664

>>11193644
How much longer do you have to live

>> No.11193669

>>11193664
Hopefully not long

>> No.11193673

>>11193661
It just happened to come up you hoser.

>> No.11193675

>>11193655
>mfw paying the jew tax on literally everything

>> No.11193682

>>11193617
/ourkike/

>> No.11193683

>>11193673
take off eh. I unironically wish bigfiveguy would come to detroit for a visit though.

>> No.11193685

>>11193655
Holy fuck my sides went to the moon

>> No.11193689

I'm down $1.36 today lads, this is the end for me

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11193694

pol niggers are saying rosenstein just quit verbally
more news at 11 Tom, back to you

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11193705

Jesus Christ I just checked my bank account and there was a purchase from amazon. I checked what it was and it is a knock off Nazi uniform. I need to give up drinking for good.

>> No.11193723

>>11193655
tippy top to your pic and your dubs

>> No.11193733

>>11193705
Could be worse, you could have woken up with a hard on sleeping next to Randy.

>> No.11193744

>>11193705
>not dressing as a Nazi for Halloween
It’s the one day you can get away with it.

>> No.11193747

>>11193705
you sound like a fun guy to drink with

>> No.11193756

>>11193733
>>11193744
I just cancelled the order l, hopefully it works out. I can't spend money on stupid shit like that. I'll post a pic of it in a second.

>> No.11193769
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11193769

Now im not saying the MSM is complicit in market manipulation and politics but i just got this notification from (((yahoo))) news
>8:04 am Stocks fall further Deputy Rod Rosenstein resigns.

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>>11193747
I'm really not, anytime I go out to drink with people I almost go to jail every fucking time. That's why I drink alone.

>> No.11193789

>>11193775
>he got the pirate one

>> No.11193792
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11193792

>>11193775
What a disgusting uniform

>>11193769
Collapse secured

>> No.11193813

GE. There is no bottom

>> No.11193816

I want to buy the dip, but Vix prefers to work in pairs.

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>>11193792
Hitler would be disgusted, that's why I cancelled the order.

>> No.11193824

>>11192730
>>11192795
Eazy-E was probably backstabbed and killed by Dr Dre. Ice Cube also had a lot to gain from it and he also released an album not too long before Eazy-E's death called "Lethal Injection." It's amazing that the real gangster rappers died and lost to all those literal faggot ass studio gangsters.

>> No.11193833

Is anyones think or swim acting like complete shit today?
Wont load properly

>> No.11193841

>>11193705
>>11193756
I wouldn't have cancelled that order. I think drunk you knows what you are doing so you should just go with it.

>> No.11193846

>>11193833
It's not a malfunction, the markets are selling off.

>> No.11193853
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11193853

>Siri where is the nearest suicide both in my area?

>> No.11193854

Just bought $300 of tqqq puts, rate

>> No.11193860

>>11193846
seriously? when high volume happens the platform just lags to hell?
Ive noticed this before.

>> No.11193861

>>11193853
Name checks out
Tripfags deserve to suffer

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>>11193853
I know that feel bruh

>> No.11193876

>>11193841
I don't know a lot but one thing I do know is drunk me absolutely doesn't know what's best for me. Also who is shorting NKE today?

>> No.11193887

>>11193853
True to your name

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11193888

>>11189726

piece of shit NBEV go up

>> No.11193889

>>11193323
>>11193331
>>11193454
I think GE will probably bottom out near $8 and then I might buy and long but it still has some ways to go until it gets there.

>> No.11193891

>>11193876
you think the kappernick thing has run out of momentum?

>> No.11193894

>>11193876
Drunk me has unprotected sex with not one but two niggers at the same time. I'm sure I'm short NKE in some way, fucking metals better start selling soon. I want nothing but motherfucking green in my meme-folio.

>> No.11193899

>crack heads don’t start shit for no reason.
Don’t make me laugh

>> No.11193907

>>11193876
I don't know, I used to have a drinking problem but apparently drunk me decided to check myself into a rehab because I woke up after a night of drinking and not remembering shit in a rehab facility. It's weird to think about that drunk me was more willing to admit I had a problem vs sober me, just saying.

>> No.11193914

>>11193891
People already don't like Nike, and pretty much everybody hated that sand nigger disguised as a half nigger Kaepernick. I don't see how they can win this one.
>>11193894
Jesus baggie, well remember, you can't have an STD if you never get tested.

>> No.11193921

>>11193914
Baggie already has HIV but he is still pretty based regardless.

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11193923

Green Day

>> No.11193931

>>11193923
It is a fake and gay pump to entice retards to fomo in and buy big boys' bags
And besides, it is the right time of the day for it

>> No.11193932

wtf market go down

>> No.11193935

>>11193907
Well all that proves is that I hate niggers and Jews more than normal when I'm drunk. That's not really ground breaking insight.

>> No.11193950

New
>>11193943
>>11193943
>>11193943

>> No.11193971

>>11193205
>cum eating instructions
desu it does sound like a growth industry

>> No.11194005

>>11193860
the dumbfucks are still using Xeon CPUs to power their servers

>> No.11194012

>>11193935
At least drunk you recognizes they are a problem, amirite?

>> No.11194358

>>11193596
Why MO instead of PM?
>>11193613
Berkshire doesn't pay dividends.