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Will anything related to Chainlink be announced?

>> No.11184111
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Also, if you google 'Dreamforce Chainlink' on google news look at what the first result is...

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>> No.11184148

Get me a link to that article please my man

>> No.11184158

You need to be a subscriber, but:

>> No.11184193

Someone pay $4 for us so we can see if he talks about Chainlink.

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Kek if you scroll fast enough you can bypass the filter and screencap before it blocks you out. It gets harder the further down you wanna go but I got these so far anons. Mentions blockchains...

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Will try and get some more

>> No.11184315

fucking retard

>> No.11184328

Thanks anon. Someone not phoneposting could probably take the filter off easily with inspect element

>> No.11184329

77kb on the img tho

>> No.11184354

Thanks, doing God's work anon

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Yeah. The mainnet will be announced. Are your ducks in a row faggots?

>> No.11184386

Thanks anon, well done.

>> No.11184400
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ducks hate nets. as an avid fisherperson i can attest to their hatred of netting third hand.

>> No.11184413

Great job anon. Really excited to see the frauds at salesforce teaming up with the fraud that is Al gore.

>> No.11184423

Did I fucking say that, dipshit? I’ll I posted was that Google’s search algorithm decided that the best result for “Dreamforce chainlink” was an article about a possible blockchain product, nothing more.

Ty based anon

Sadly no. Jonny said just yesterday there’s a lot of work left to do. 2019.

>> No.11184437

What's the point of announcing Link mainnet? People who go to dreamforce and use salesforce saas stuff don't care about the technical details, they just want to know that salesforce's software does what it says. Wouldn't it be better to shill their blockchain based crm solution that just happens to use chainlink?

>> No.11184446

when sergey isn't getting in an argument with money skelly over ETH being a shittoken, jacking off to shota and shadman, or eating bigmacs, Sergey goes to a place called decentralized drinks in SF and gets several McNuggitinis where he drinks all night long and complains about /biz/, memes, and the inability to exit scam.

So he makes sure uber eats 2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)

Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don't tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).

Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.

Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).

>> No.11184465

Ctrl+A and C before it locks you out. It takes a few tries but you can get articles for free that way. I steal biz journal content this way all the time.

>> No.11184489

Nice one dude, here it is lads:


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top stuff lads

>> No.11184581

how is there not a Chrome extension for this sort of thing yet?

>> No.11184621

It mentions Mulesoft and how Salesforce will integrate it

>> No.11184697

whats going to happen is that sergey is taking perianne on a trip (all paid with our own tokens), they are going to have hot steamy sex in the hotel and take the chance to eat the all you can eat buffet salesforce gives to every attendee, while we will watch every stream of the conference waiting and expecting link to get name called or at least someone mentions something something oracle.

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>> No.11184714

Completely euphoric

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not to mention trips

>> No.11184735
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my biggest fear about link is that sergey lost the will to do anything after he started dating.

>> No.11184846

Sergey has transcended that nonsense. Remember that autistic handwave he did when interviewed by that jewess journalist?

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You will see, when Chainlink is revealed by Dreamforce, you'll rue the day you crossed us.

Enjoy your little fun.

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pee pee poo poo