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[Anonymous No.11170667]

How do I make good hair gains /biz/? This is ruining my life

[Anonymous No.11170672]

its over

[Anonymous No.11170687]

>>11170667
You’ shave the sides and embrace the baldness
Side effects may include anger

[Anonymous No.11170698]

You look like a Dilbert character

[Anonymous No.11170712]

>>11170687
Seriously man, this. Shave your fucking head you look like a straight up pedophile. If you can grow a full beard atleast get that going.
Christ.

[Anonymous No.11170722]

One of my professors fixed it by growing the left side of his temples really long and flipping it over to the other side. I think you might be able to pull it off

[Anonymous No.11170728]

??? Why you need hair anyway? Wtf man? Who gives a shit, it's HAIR. It's DEAD. Shave that dead shit off and don't buy REQ.

[Anonymous No.11170741]

Yeah, shave it. Bald men are still successful. Men with that little hair are never successful.

[Anonymous No.11170762]

>>11170667
Absolutely horrible, shave it all off

[Anonymous No.11170771]

>>11170667
you have very good face (eyes, bones) but shamefully hidden under blubber so fucking lose some weight. Shave the sides, polish the skull, grow and groom a respectable beard, walk straight, have firm voice and sharp eye and you will be a pussy magnet Chad you cannot now even imagine. But you need to lose that weight also. Do not worry man, your best days are still in front of you.

[Anonymous No.11170773]

you look like a bowling ball with pubes

[Anonymous No.11170779]

>>11170722
>fixed

[Anonymous No.11170784]

>>11170687
>>11170712
>>11170728
>>11170741
>>11170762

Okay guys I give up. Will shave it off now

[Anonymous No.11170805]

>>11170784
At least you'll easily blend in with the normies, bald is so common people ignore it unless it's a woman

[Anonymous No.11170806]

>>11170771
This. If you lose a little bit of weight and shave your head you’ll actually be pretty good looking.

[Anonymous No.11170809]

>>11170667
Lol nice hair faggot.

[Anonymous No.11170814]

Come and embrace the shaved head masterrace.

[Anonymous No.11170821]

>>11170806
You don’t neccesarily need a beard though imo.

[Anonymous No.11170831]

Being bald is your own fault in 2018. Take finasteride and hair transplant ($1500 in Turkey) and stop being a bitch

[Anonymous No.11170834]

>>11170667
Shave your hair and lose weight and you will be a CHAD

[Anonymous No.11170851]

Some shades, a beard, and shaved head... You'd look alright

[Anonymous No.11170855]

>>11170851
40 pounds lighter would help too

[Anonymous No.11170864]

>>11170851
Beards are numale tier in this day and age. I have a strong jawline, no need to grow a beard.

[Anonymous No.11170876]

>>11170864
Beards are a meme, happily accepted by good goy, women don't like them

[Anonymous No.11170877]

>>11170851

[Anonymous No.11170883]

>>11170667
shave and diet and you will look like that ufc guy dana white

[Anonymous No.11170884]

>>11170864
>I have a strong jawline
Nice delusion. I guess that's why you didn't shave yet

[Anonymous No.11170894]

>>11170864
maybe? hard to see with all that fat in the way.

[Anonymous No.11170904]

>>11170877
*wet*

[Anonymous No.11170909]

>>11170667
Damn.. atleast shave your pubes and dump it all on that disgusting temple

[Anonymous No.11170939]

You can salvage your style OP, just grow a beard and start wearing black slayer shirts all the time... chicks will start thinking you're a band guy who doesn't give a fuck

[Anonymous No.11170950]

>>11170771
This minus the beard. Stop trying to make OP look like a basedboy.

[Anonymous No.11170957]

>>11170877
How many Cardano for such a based makeover?

[Anonymous No.11170975]

/ourguy/

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11170981]

>>11170667
He looks like low ranking Centari

[Anonymous No.11170995]

i like how its acceptable for girls to literal paint themselves another face on their face but men cant wear wigs

[Anonymous No.11171007]

>>11170851
2 points added because of the beard, if i ever go bald i'll kms cause i can't grow one.

[Anonymous No.11171024]

[Anonymous No.11171034]

>>11170995
Who says men cant wear em? In most cases they tend to look funny, like those dirty hoes trying hide themselves under paint

[Anonymous No.11171039]

The cure to uglyness:

1. Get tan
2. Get fit

Literally that easy. Anyone who is tan and fit can never be ugly.

[Anonymous No.11171052]

>>11171039

[Anonymous No.11171093]

>>11171052
kek. it never fails to make me laugh how deluded /biz/ is on looks

[Anonymous No.11171206]

>>11170667
Here have my hair, better?

[Anonymous No.11171227]

>>11170667
You look like that angry magician who was chasing the Smurfs in that old cartoon..

[Anonymous No.11171567]

>>11171206
hot

[Anonymous No.11171579]

>>11170712
fucking this

[Anonymous No.11171582]

>>11170667
you look funny

[Anonymous No.11171614]

>>11170877
Such a handsome lad

[Anonymous No.11171621]

I'd say buy fake hair or something, I don't know the exact name in english to be quite honest, but yeah do that.

[Anonymous No.11171633]

>>11170667
paint yourself orange and become a muppet

[Anonymous No.11171832]

>>11171024
lol well done

[Anonymous No.11171906]

>>11170876
>women don't like them
i've seen multiple dating profiles specifically requesting a bearded man (no boys!!! >:o)

[Anonymous No.11171913]

>>11171039
Lol no. Men need a lot to have sexual market value:

1 - height
2 - good facial genetics
3 - fit body
4 - hair
5 - good teeth

[Anonymous No.11172455]

>>11170667
Follow Trump's steps

[Anonymous No.11172465]

>>11170950
People has used beards for thousands of years

[Anonymous No.11172508]

>>11170667
You should've gone on Propecia when it first started falling out and you would've avoided the problem almost entirely.

Nothing you can do now OP except wear a wig or shave your dome

[Anonymous No.11172725]

>>11172508
It's better to be bald than looking like a bitch whose dick doesn't work

[Anonymous No.11172756]

>>11170667
This is probably a larp, but if not, shave your head. Grow some sort of facial hair, get into better shape and you'll be fine

>t. bald char bear

[Anonymous No.11172767]

>>11172725
I've been on Propecia for 7 years and still have my hair and my dick still works perfectly fine m8

[Anonymous No.11172894]

>>11172767
>still have my hair
ok Krusty the clown

[Anonymous No.11172903]

>>11172767
How long did it take for you to start noticing a difference? I’ve been on fin for 6 months so far and haven’t noticed any changes. If anything I think it’s gotten a bit worse. I haven’t noticed any sides tho either

[Anonymous No.11172942]

>>11170667
1. get shaved
2. get fit

there's nothing much

[Anonymous No.11172980]

>>11172903
In most people it doesn't change shit, it just stops your hair from thinning more. That's what you should expect. I never regrew any but I still have almost the same amount of hair as 7 years ago. That's why it's important to start when hair loss starts and not to procrastinate on it.

[Anonymous No.11173069]

>>11172980
Really? From what I’ve heard it’s normal for things to get worse before they get better. That around the 6 month mark or so you’ll start to notice more thinning/shedding as the dead follicles fall out and are replaced by healthy follicles. And around 1 year in things start to look a little better. I guess this was all meme science

I’m 6 months into fin and even if I could just keep what I have right now I would be okay with that.

But if things keep going the way the have for the past few years, I’m about a year away from getting to the point where I just say fuck it and shave it all off