/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.11145114]

The Heroes of /smg/ edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11143422

[Anonymous No.11145137]

hi

[Anonymous No.11145221]

Will KTOS fuck me over once again. Watch today at 09:00 to see part 2 of the big fuck me over JUST.

[Anonymous No.11145243]

>>11145221
I find the company to be quite hopeless
After all these years they fail at securing a consistent stream of revenues and be profitable
The epitome of a meme stock imo senpai

[Anonymous No.11145252]

>>11145114
It’s time for another crazy day of TLRY, stay tuned.

It’s time for precious metals to make their comeback. I got options on NUGT expiring 2 years out. I will make bank

[Anonymous No.11145413]

Is TQQQ a meme or a good buy?

[Anonymous No.11145480]

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-09-20/latest-trade-war-escalation-china-will-cut-tariffs-imported-goods
The chinks appears to be give in to Emperor Trump (but you can never be sure until they are grovelling and squirming before you)

PUMP EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.11145507]

I told you faggots to buy ENCE
>tfw I’m in since $4

[Anonymous No.11145582]

newfag here.

how much roi is possible?

i made 30x last year with shitcoins so anything less than 3x a year i wont bother. im used to lambo money now

[Anonymous No.11145588]

Good stocks

PNE3
QCOM

[Anonymous No.11145595]

>>11145582
3% per year

[Anonymous No.11145627]

>>11145595
be srs anon

[Anonymous No.11145681]

TELL ME A STOCK I CAN BUY TODAY AND THEN SWING TOMORROW FOR NICE PROFIT

[Anonymous No.11145690]

>>11145681
HMNY

[Anonymous No.11145698]

>>11145681
NIO
XYF
ALT

[Anonymous No.11145703]

>>11145681
Seadrill :^)

[Anonymous No.11145730]

>>11145703

[Anonymous No.11145777]

weed stocks are going to be a bloothbath and pink wojaks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUT5NZNvLlU

[Anonymous No.11145786]

>>11145681
GE (^;

[Anonymous No.11145795]

>>11145681
NIO and ALT.

[Anonymous No.11145816]

>>11145690
>>11145698
>>11145795
>>11145786
>>11145703
Thanks bros. ALT looks promising but kinda high price

[Anonymous No.11145817]

>>11145777
wtf a youtube video that is actually pretty good

[Anonymous No.11145857]

>>11145817
>>11145777
>all those weed niggers in the comments screeching that it's not a bubble

[Anonymous No.11145937]

Riv today boys.

Scam or not a scam?

[Anonymous No.11145946]

Is it time to buy gold and silver to hold as a hedge?

[Anonymous No.11145968]

>>11145937
please post stock symbol RIV with tsxv extension when it opens.

[Anonymous No.11146036]

The day didn’t start yet but all my stocks just went green compared to last night!

[Anonymous No.11146055]

>>11146036
Complete opposite here. FeelsWojakMan

[CK Dillinger No.11146062]

>>11145857

Can I buy on robinhood?

[Anonymous No.11146108]

There is this little mousy chick in one of my eye classes that's super shy and cute. I found out today that she is a weeb too because she was wearing a hunter x hunter shirt. Unfortunately she is like 11 years my junior. I like to pretend she is kneepad. Buy TNK, buy lots of it.

[Anonymous No.11146119]

shill me a good stock for day trading

[Anonymous No.11146133]

>>11146119
Muh dick

[CK Dillinger No.11146147]

Xyf boys?

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11146149]

>>11146133
MDIC is crappy pajeet company, but if you say so.

[Anonymous No.11146151]

>>11146108
Hit on her anyway desu

[Anonymous No.11146155]

>>11146147
Ask this fine gentleman

[Anonymous No.11146171]

>>11146151
I planned on it, there is no possible way she is dating anyone based on how shy she is. Hopefully she will be ok with the fact that I'm going to need her to speak broken English like kneepad in order for me to nut.

[Anonymous No.11146177]

>>11145627
i dunno fm if you like risk and can manage it well, look up derivatves like options and futures. thats where the lambo moon missions erryday happen. and/or crushing losses

[Anonymous No.11146185]

>>11146171
Are you the creepy bald and chubby neckbeard guy obsessed with RKG ?

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11146196]

>>11146171
I have a childhood friend kinda like that. Don't come on too strong. Those types are not alone because they are shy, they are alone because they are experts at shutting down advances.

[Anonymous No.11146209]

>>11146036

Yesterday was tough. I bought a few on the dip before they bounced back, but my others never went back up.

[Anonymous No.11146217]

>>11146185
Yep.
>>11146196
I'm not the type to come on strong, I have some sense of social awareness.

[Anonymous No.11146226]

>>11146196

Wrong.

Come on very strong. Those types are actually freaks in the sheets and scare away the normie chads who try to take them by force. Just stay confident and be ready for kink to get real.

[Texas anon No.11146240]

>>11146108
Plus or minus 10 years younger is perfect for a relationship if you’re in your 30s and above. Despite my love of MILFs that’s what I intend to marry. There’s a grill that works for the same company as me that I’m trying to get her attention, she even knows my aunt. I friended her on normiebook but so far no luck but that might be a good thing cause she’s been throwing up red flags.

>>11141844
I listen to mostly rock and mostly post grunge stuff. My favorites are Deftones and Local H. I do listen to some of the modern electro swing and zydeco. I have to disagree about country being sad though. I know some great upbeat country songs from the 80s and 90s.

[Anonymous No.11146256]

>>11146226
Who knows, maybe I'll get lucky and she'll have a penis too. Buy TNK.

[Anonymous No.11146257]

>>11145816
HMNY was a joke don't touch it

[Anonymous No.11146272]

>pre market pump
Yassss

>>11146240
>I have to disagree about country being sad though. I know some great upbeat country songs from the 80s and 90s.
There's the difference, my favorite country music is 50's to 80's stuff
And no not all country music is sad, but the best country music is

[Anonymous No.11146277]

>>11145816
They are about to create a whole new generation of bagholders.

[Anonymous No.11146290]

Is canopy river a buy?

What about alt, wait for the dip? Will there be a dip?

[Anonymous No.11146311]

>>11146290
Do not buy a stock that has rippen 285% in one day. You missed the train.

[Anonymous No.11146337]

So, when this GALT rocket taking off bros? I trusted you

[Anonymous No.11146344]

>>11146311

:(

[Anonymous No.11146409]

Very tempted to start playing around with 1mo options on TSLA, as I feel like I’m losing out by not day trading it, but as the same time i bought in at a great dip.

What do, /biz/?

Also I bought TNK anon, good dip, I believe.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11146412]

jesse christ that SP rally

[Anonymous No.11146439]

>>11146290
>>What about alt, wait for the dip? Will there be a dip?
the past few years have been the dip

you missed the rocket ship, dont chase, youll only get burned

>>11146412
PAMP EEETTT!!!!

[Anonymous No.11146477]

>>11146439
>That file name
Unfortunately neither of the people in that pic are gay enough to represent comfy and big5.

[Anonymous No.11146480]

that doctor money on TRXC is making my portfolio all green.

[Anonymous No.11146483]

Holy shit GALT is going up already

[Anonymous No.11146488]

>>11145777

Based Jeremy

[Anonymous No.11146503]

>>11145681
MU

[Anonymous No.11146506]

>>11146483
Awesome. I bought more yesterday, might get some more before it goes to $7.

[Anonymous No.11146509]

Based Ford. Prepare your for $10. Does this look like the face of a man that would cheat you out of gains?

[Anonymous No.11146514]

NBEV 5.75

[trading the dude weed No.11146515]

Premarket is rumbling. If you lost money yesterday, today is likely your chance to break even with strategic day trades. Tilray is looking like bull trap bounce mode, RIV apparently going to open stupid high similar to AUSA yesterday.

Trailing stops are your fren.

[Anonymous No.11146529]

absolute noob here.

if a stock unit costs $100, but i only have like $20, can i still buy it? (would own 20% of a stock unit?)

[Anonymous No.11146532]

>>11146506
It closed under 6 yesterday, now it’s at 6.60 and it’s not even 9.30

[Anonymous No.11146536]

>>11146515
Just buy it ckohai

Unless it's weed stock

[Anonymous No.11146541]

>>11146439
lel
is comfy the fisticuffs lookin fag?

[Anonymous No.11146543]

>>11146529
Idk anon if I pay $.20 for a $1 McDonalds burger do i own 20% of it

[Anonymous No.11146549]

>>11146543
>if I pay $.20 for a $1 McDonalds burger do i own 20% of it
yes

>>11146529
give it a shot senpai
you might surprise yourself

[Anonymous No.11146550]

>>11146543
shit, so you need the full price of a stock unit?

damn, better stick with the cheap ones i guess

[Anonymous No.11146553]

>>11146541
comfy is whoever you want him to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKk1u5RMTn4&list=RDMKk1u5RMTn4&index=2

[Anonymous No.11146557]

>>11146529
is this trolling?

if you have $20 but the stock is $100 but you still wanna play it the only way you would be able to do it is to buy a wayyyyy out the money option on the stock for $20 premium and pray it moves in the money

[Anonymous No.11146566]

>>11146553
He was always just a gay mormon as far as I was concerned.

[trading the dude weed No.11146583]

Everyone's favorite whipping boy Australis is looking like gap up to high $4 range. Will update on how i traded this after the fact. It's going to be dicey...

Back to update in 30 minutes. Also i am going to try to flip RIV regardless of how it opens.

[Anonymous No.11146595]

>>11146543
also
>20cents for 20% of MCD burger
seeing how the cost of the burgers now at markt is closer to like $1.50, id say you got yourself a nice discount to NAV

>>11146553
i just thought that the scriptures dictated that big5 was to become comfys loving houewife after his tranny fetish spiraled into a personal gender disorder

>>11146566
wew
that pics a lot to take in desu

[Anonymous No.11146600]

>>11146108
If you're making decent money, have your own place, and are in decent shape, that chick is actually as likely or more likely to date/fuck you than a girl your own age (30+ I'm guessing). Plus she's higher value overall. Same odds, better reward? This is a thread of people who somewhat understand stocks and their underlying trading principles right?

[Anonymous No.11146604]

>>11146557
>is this trolling?
>absolute noob here.

can't you read

[Anonymous No.11146608]

>tfw can't find RIV symbol in CIBC investors edge app.

Mother fucker.

[Anonymous No.11146610]

>>11146529
You can own the whole thing for $25 during the day (4 to 1 leverage) and $50 after the bell (2 to 1 leverage).

[Anonymous No.11146609]

>>11146557
no this is trolling

[Anonymous No.11146614]

>>11146600
>Decent money
Nope.
>Have your own place
Nope.
>In decent shape
Nope.
A man can dream though.

[Anonymous No.11146620]

>>11146600
>that chick
>she's

[Anonymous No.11146636]

How much have you:

>invested in stocks
>earn in stocks

[Anonymous No.11146638]

>>11146620
He's not referencing kneepad in the webm, he's talking about the girl in my college class.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11146640]

When do I cut losses on Ching Chang & Chong financial?

[Anonymous No.11146645]

>>11146614
wait youre trying to pull some weeb chick?
literally none of that matters senpai
shes probably as degenerate and fucked up as you are senpai

just bee urself

[Texas anon No.11146649]

>>11146636
Last year I turned $45 into $170
This year though......

[Anonymous No.11146657]

Riv opens at $10 again just like AUSA? No thanks loool

[Anonymous No.11146660]

NBEV just ran up to 6, massive buy volume opening market

My calls are through the roof right now

[Anonymous No.11146662]

>>11146645
Thanks anon, I'll let you know if she has a penis. Also buy TNK before the moon mission.

[Anonymous No.11146664]

>>11146514
Yessss, holy fuck I caught this train at 4.13, pump it up

[Anonymous No.11146665]

Give me some pennystocks to gamble with the spare change I got.

[Anonymous No.11146673]

>>11146636
>€2000 in ENCE last September
>€88 dividend
>haven’t sold standing at 4220 right now

[Anonymous No.11146677]

BASD WEAT

>>11146662
definitely keep us posted senpai

[Anonymous No.11146685]

>>11145413
If you think that we won't have another crash over the period of your investment you should go all in, it's the best

I'm not that confident myself, but you do you

If we have another dotcom crash you'll lose it all. TQQQ wasn't around in 2000 for the last one but if it was it would have fallen 99% in a day

[Anonymous No.11146710]

>>11146685
Thnx anon I think were good until next year unless trump passes another tax cut in which idk

[Anonymous No.11146718]

>>11146509
man they need to get Mulally back, he actually knew what the fuck he was doing

[Anonymous No.11146739]

NBEV rejected 5.80, in spite of the sell volume. This thing is gonna go to 7

[Anonymous No.11146740]

>>11146665
TNK
NLST

[Anonymous No.11146752]

I bought one SPY call for lolz last night and it actually worked
10/10

[Anonymous No.11146778]

>>11146739
I swear every time a level gets set on a stock I'm watching I have to go take a shit. It's like clock work.

[Anonymous No.11146780]

wew fucking lad this rally is maximum comfort

[Anonymous No.11146786]

>>11146740
Thanks anon, these look good.

[Anonymous No.11146788]

>>11146752
Sell now!! SPY is the most manipulated Jewish trick in the entire market. You can lose all of that in a blink of an eye.

[Anonymous No.11146791]

>big LMT dip
Time to buy!

Now let's hope nothing crashes while I'm in class

[Anonymous No.11146798]

ALL
TIME
HIGHS

THE ETERNAL BULL

[Anonymous No.11146802]

>>11146786
I buy TNK every time it goes under 1.00, NLST every time it goes under .40. When they go above I sell.

[Anonymous No.11146803]

I don't usually play the market bearishly, but holy shit SNAP puts have made me so much money in the past few weeks.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11146806]

>>11146788
Nah SPY is going to 300 and then doing a 1 to 10 split and is becoming 10 times leverage.

[Anonymous No.11146809]

sold ALT too early. need to stop the weak hands

[Anonymous No.11146812]

>>11146788
Yeah I sold as soon as it opened
Always lock in good gainz

[Anonymous No.11146825]

>>11146791
Don't buy in yet, dip isn't deep enough yet. Set a limit order around $300.

[Anonymous No.11146826]

is buying AMD right now "buy high, sell low"?

[Anonymous No.11146830]

>>11146809
iktf. Lost like $400 on it and sold a week ago. At the very least I swung NIO and am now riding GALT with that money instead but fuck...it hurts

[Anonymous No.11146835]

Any europoors here using DEGIRO?

[Anonymous No.11146840]

>>11146830
If you're not unspeakably poor, just ride the TSLA swings with me. Bought in at $260 here.

[Anonymous No.11146843]

man kagi charts are sooper powerful for intraday memes

wish my trading platform had it
im just fucking around w futures demo account today cuz no gambling moneys. but damn, im unstoppable w the 5min kagi

[Anonymous No.11146851]

[Anonymous No.11146855]

>>11146840
How much money are you using to do it? I'm a leaf so I need to worry about commissions and all that too

[Anonymous No.11146856]

>>11146809
Making money is never a bad thing and at least you can reinvest your profits now.

[Anonymous No.11146866]

>>11146855
Fuck commissions. I've only got a grand in TSLA, but will throw in more if Elon generates another DUDE WEED dip to reward his loyalists.

[Anonymous No.11146871]

ALT halted again?

[Anonymous No.11146872]

>>11146866
I can definitely manage a grand. I will pay close attention for the next dip!

[Anonymous No.11146883]

wew buy SPY nao

[Anonymous No.11146894]

I like the TQQQ meme
Newtards are actually making money for once

[Anonymous No.11146895]

>>11146803
Considering their CEO is a complete brainlet, that was a smart choice.
>>11146806
I would fully support this.
>>11146809
You know what's funny about ALT? Like 75% of their shareholders are still underwater even after the god tier gains.

[Anonymous No.11146899]

GE getting beat the fuck up again

god this fucking boomer stock has to go up again at some point right

[trading the dude weed No.11146904]

>>11146583
Out of AUSA now. After said was said and done i profited 35% on my series of trades. So dumb. Thank you bulls for the bounce that turned a break even scenario in to a profitable one.

RIV halted due to order imbalance. Will probably resume shortly. Looks like $10 is going to be opening price. Bid side has the slight volume edge on level 2.

[trading the dude weed No.11146927]

>>11146904
RIV to open in 32 minutes. Come on TSX i just want to flip this shit on a 15 minute hold and go back to bed.

[Anonymous No.11146929]

>>11146899
>he bought GE

[Anonymous No.11146930]

Nice! My TNK hit my limit sell of $1. Thanks to the anon that recommended it to me. What's the next penny stock play?

[Anonymous No.11146938]

If whoever is buying NBEV at 5.50 stops buying there, it's goodnight. Not that it matters to me since there's no shares available to short at IB.

[Anonymous No.11146952]

FNGU

[Anonymous No.11146955]

>>11146927
halts always get my balls all sweaty
ya never know

[Anonymous No.11146960]

>>11146929
I don’t actually own any myself

my buddy bought some last year when it was at like 28 though telling me it was “on sale”

[Anonymous No.11146964]

>>11146927
Can canopy river be bought on robinhood?

[Anonymous No.11146967]

AHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.11146968]

>>11146894
>newtards
Shut the fuck up only the ancient wisdom from the foundation of the earth buys TQQQ

[Anonymous No.11146971]

>>11146899
Yes, but this is not a short term stock anon.

[Anonymous No.11146992]

Fucking ALT
should i fomo into this bitch or what?

[Anonymous No.11146994]

>>11146964
Doesn't look like it

[Anonymous No.11146995]

>>11146930
MY favorite penny stock I've been bagholding for over a year is NRG.V. If you know anything about gold mining micro-caps, they either lose everything or go up 500% in half a week.

[Anonymous No.11146996]

>>11146964
No, it's an IPO

[Anonymous No.11146997]

>>11146960
it was on sale and there's supposed to be a fire sale soon

[Anonymous No.11147004]

NBEV PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.11147007]

>>11146960
lol
I went short at $20 all the way down to $13.

[Anonymous No.11147009]

>>11146809
y..you too huh?

[Anonymous No.11147015]

Should we still expect NIO to peak at 12 or be a bit more conservative at 10

[Anonymous No.11147018]

so idk if we got anyone here whos really experienced with futures trading, but ill put it out there in case anyones around

how far do you usually separate your calender spreads? like say im doing long /ZWZ8 and short /ZWH9, a distance of three months in between them. unfortunately, they both seem to be moving identically to one another and im staying flat at all times. i thought the front month would take off quicker.

[Anonymous No.11147019]

>>11145627
>>11145595
>>11145582
S&P 500 has returned about 10% per year on average, taking current inflation away puts it about 7%. You'd want to reinvest it to allow it to snowball.

[Anonymous No.11147020]

>>11146992
Yes :^)

[Anonymous No.11147039]

>>11145114
Based OP image, especially autistic Comfy

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FRENS

My Frens: AAPL, DOC, GE, IBM, IP, IRM, ITW, JPM, KO, LOW, MSFT, NOK, O, PFE, PG, PSX, SBUX, T, V, VZ

happy GREEEEEEN day

[Anonymous No.11147048]

>>11146995
Thanks I'll look into it

[Anonymous No.11147050]

>>11146866
You realize that one day the company could just declare bankruptcy out of the blue or the feds could walk Elon out in cuffs....right? The tail risk on trading this pig is huge and you can be left holding bags.

[Anonymous No.11147051]

Ty ALT. My year of bagholding paid off. Still holding 100 shares waiting for $45

[Anonymous No.11147054]

What is with the shilling of XYF on here?

[Anonymous No.11147060]

F is making it all the way to double digits BAYBEEEE

[Anonymous No.11147062]

IGC IGC IGC IGC

[Anonymous No.11147063]

>>11147054
Bagholder lost a ton of money on it

[trading the dude weed No.11147066]

>>11146904
Just flipped TBP warrants for a quick 4%. Kudos to the ballsy traders who made 100% on AUSA warrants this morning. I watched that one from the sidelines in awe at the pure masculinity of it.

[Anonymous No.11147068]

>>11147054
It's only Bagholder shilling relax. Either but it or don't.

[Anonymous No.11147070]

>>11147054
Kek that would be bagholder.
Rip

[Anonymous No.11147072]

>>11147054
Long story short, bagholder made a brainlet move as usual and bought a shitty chink meme and is now desperately trying to get others to buy his bags.

[Anonymous No.11147077]

Lol, the NBEV halt.

[Anonymous No.11147078]

>>11147039
That's a big portfolio. Is it hard to manage?

[Anonymous No.11147082]

Did Baggy become an hero or is he shilling XYF sans trip?

[Anonymous No.11147090]

>>11146930
My pleasure. I do that with TNK over and over.

[Anonymous No.11147092]

>>11147082
He took a bigger loss on Amazon earnings, he'll be fine

[Anonymous No.11147093]

>>11147078
It seems to be a passive portfolio where you get to sit around and jerk off snd revcieve a bunch of dividends, then if you feel like trading or selling you can if you wish
Passive income a best

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11147096]

>>11147082
XYF is the kind of stock you're going to wish you had bought for $50 next year.

[Anonymous No.11147101]

>>11147077

[Anonymous No.11147102]

>>11146664
pamp it

[Anonymous No.11147105]

>NVIDIA shares drop after Morgan Stanley says their new gaming card isn’t that good
does this headline seem absurd to anyone else

[Anonymous No.11147108]

>>11147078
Nope, in the end I plan on owning 30-50 good companies. Only one I actually need to watch closely is GE, but my position is so small comparatively that I don't really care unless it cuts dividend

Almost all are RonCo Rotisseries - Set it and Forget it. My goal is to not sell a single stock ever, just hold for increased value and dividend and retire off the passive income.

[Anonymous No.11147114]

Finally net profitable on BUD :3

[Anonymous No.11147116]

I can still profit if I sell GALT now. Should I sell or keep riding this train

[Anonymous No.11147117]

>>11147105
Morgan Stanley is a huge gamer himself, checks out.

[Anonymous No.11147124]

>>11147105
no, also you play too many video games

[Anonymous No.11147128]

>>11147051
How much higher is ALT going to hit? I think I am going to get in at the next trough.

[Anonymous No.11147132]

>>11147054
Bagholder got chink'd hard as fuck he bought at the top.

[Anonymous No.11147135]

>>11146532
http://investor.galectintherapeutics.com/news-releases/news-release-details/galectin-therapeutics-inc-announces-positive-preliminary-results

[Anonymous No.11147142]

>>11147124
>>11147105
Spiderman PS4 is just a rip off of Arkham City

don't @ me

[Anonymous No.11147149]

>Woah woah careful NBEV isn't supposed to go up! Stop covering! Stop buying! HALT IT! Okay, good, we're all on the same page to keep this thing down? Good. Just keep telling them markets are efficient.

[Anonymous No.11147153]

guys this TLRY shit is ridiculous but puts are absurdly expensive, even way out the money. shit's got IV of like 300% what do I do?

[Anonymous No.11147155]

>>11147108
Seems comfy, might have to try it out

[Anonymous No.11147156]

>>11147018
This isn't going to be very helpful, but I'd guess most spreads put on for wheat are based off expected price differentials between particular new and old crops rather than specific intervals.

[Anonymous No.11147158]

>>11147039
Buy SO

[Anonymous No.11147164]

>>11147149
is it tiem to buy BUD yet?

[Anonymous No.11147169]

>>11147050
Yeah, but this is play money anyways, I've got 90% in a spread of treasuries and VTI.

[Anonymous No.11147175]

>>11147158
3:^)

already on my watch list

[Anonymous No.11147179]

Short weed lmao

[Anonymous No.11147189]

>>11147155
it is comfy, but its only about 1/3 of my overall investments. the rest are in mutual funds. i'm no dummy to believe I'm smart enough to meet or beat professionals who's job it is to do this.

[Anonymous No.11147190]

>>11147156
that was essentially what i was trying to do
it seemed that the march contracts were too steeply valued against the current ones, so i put on a trade that makes it so that i profit when the spread diminishes

[Anonymous No.11147198]

>>11146636
>portfolio cost basis:$45,459.79
>portfolio current worth: $59,480.11
I started with 20k.

[Anonymous No.11147219]

America is now a weed and meme economy, and that's a GOOD thing

[Anonymous No.11147225]

>>11147102
Good job m8.

I'll see if TNK or NGD go anywhere.

[Anonymous No.11147226]

>>11147198
Why are you not cashing out profits?

[Anonymous No.11147228]

>>11147116
GALT has promising news that is coming, not just for cancer.

[Anonymous No.11147229]

>>11147169
>VTI

[Anonymous No.11147234]

>>11147153
sell a gigantic iron condor or something
delta neutral as fug. just grab vega. make sure you dont put on ANY trade w undefined risk

[Anonymous No.11147250]

>>11147229
What's the problem? Between that, treasuries, and VOO, I'm feeling pretty Bogle rn.

[Anonymous No.11147256]

>>11147226
to do what? he should keep everything invested and let it grow over time.

What's better::
being 25, traveling the world with your 25 year old girlfriend then having to come back and wagecuck to make up the difference?

OR

Being 50, traveling the world with your 25 year old girlfriend, then staying retired because you invested wisely when you were 25

[Anonymous No.11147265]

Btw taking all this ALT money and putting it into CZR. Sports betting will be the next meme hype train.

[Anonymous No.11147269]

>>11147256
>KO
>GREEENMEEEM.jpg

[Anonymous No.11147277]

>>11147226
I did cash out of other stock holdings recently.
I just reinvested a lot into AAPL, and I've been holding SQ for about 9 months I think.
I have about 10k cash that I play with for memes. Turned a good profit on dudeweed yesterday.

[Anonymous No.11147280]

>>11147190
That sounds good then. It could just be a correctly priced spread. We need enough posters to start a /futures (other than bitcoin) + commodities/.

[Anonymous No.11147285]

>tfw initiated the igc sell off @ 1.92

[Anonymous No.11147286]

Ok, got me 95 RIV's. Let's see what happens...

[Anonymous No.11147288]

>>11147256
This.
But I'm 26 and my wife is 25. Unless she dies I will never have a 25 year old girlfriend when I'm 50.

[Anonymous No.11147292]

>>11147256
This. I want everyone of you fucks under the age of 25 to listen up. Get a wife and have kids ASAP. Your broker accounts are a secret. Get those kids out of the house by 50, leave your wife and start banging 20 somethings while enjoying your money.

[Anonymous No.11147306]

>>11147250
Nothing it's just so low risk low reward that it's putting me to sleep.

[Anonymous No.11147310]

>divorce rate above 50%
>taking these odds with some whore that will age like milk

[Anonymous No.11147313]

>>11147306
Bogle wins the long game, but I play with 10%. Best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.11147322]

Based TQQQ giving me maximum shekel gains

[trading the dude weed No.11147325]

Pffffftt hahahahaha RIV. Buy in with very small order to limit risk. Set tight stop loss real quick. Instant stop out. Good times. That's it for me on RIV for now. Will look for conventional swing trade on it in a few days time after the madness sorts itself out.

Bought the good news on TBP this morning. That looks okay for some movement upwards today. Trailing stop strategy.

[Anonymous No.11147328]

>>11147313
That being said RXII is the next meme boys. Big dip today, pick it up cheap.

[Anonymous No.11147329]

>>11147256
The first one, obviously. How old are you?

>>11147277
Smart

[Anonymous No.11147331]

>>11147292
>secret
discovery my fren, is a real thing. forensic accountants, etc. all they need is your SSN.

however, you can always sign a premarital agreement saying everything you own, any interest created on it and anything you don't put into a joint account is your money. it doesn't save you from child support but it keeps her from getting her grubby little hands on half

[Anonymous No.11147335]

>>11147310
Based incel

[Anonymous No.11147336]

>>11147286

USE A STOP LOSS

[Anonymous No.11147341]

Does anyone have any links to streaming channels like CNBC or Bloomberg for news? They used to be included in the sticky but they're not there any long. Thanks in advance

[Anonymous No.11147343]

>>11147280
im working on it
the first thing i wanna do is figure out how to do defined risk spreads, then maybe branch off into more advanced stuff, as well as literal gambling (scalping). but most of my options trades on commodities have been good this year. called oils bull in feb, wheats run in the summer and silvers collapse. im thinkng if the dollar finally backs off, that commodities will be VERY bullish next year

got my eye on natgas desu
i think a long front month /NG vs a short /CL at a slightly later month would be very rewarding for the winter, and relatively safe

[Anonymous No.11147355]

>>11147329
35 and can retire by 45 but i'll probably wait until 50, then get a 25 year old girlfriend and travel the world.

dating is just legal prostitution. once you get married, you basically pay to not fuck.

[Anonymous No.11147361]

>>11147277
>>11147329
>wasting your time with dividends when you could be making sick gains with TQQQ
SAD!

[Anonymous No.11147362]

>>11147343
winter is the biggest meme ever in NG trading

[Anonymous No.11147375]

>>11147341
>communist propaganda
CNBC was good 4 years ago, not its utter shit

[Anonymous No.11147390]

>>11147355
So youre gonna give it another 15 years of your life before you start doing what you really want to do with your time?
Sounds dumb.

[Anonymous No.11147400]

>>11147341
https://www.livenewschat.eu/stocks/

[Anonymous No.11147404]

>>11147390
>HURR DURR JUST QUIT YOUR JOB AND TRAVEL BRO

[Anonymous No.11147405]

>>11147390
What if all I want to do with my time is play vidya and trade meme stocks? I've already met my life goals then. Now what?

[Anonymous No.11147412]

CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP SELLING NBEV???

[Anonymous No.11147414]

>>11147361
>thinking I bought AAPL for the dividend
Its nice, but if you look at AAPL's chart and know they split 7 to 1 in 2014, you know its a mover.
Its more than doubled since the split. In terms of the old valuation, its worth 1550 a share. You know what it was in 2010? About 200.
I'm holding this shit for a couple years.

[Anonymous No.11147422]

>>11147390
> planning for the future
> working hard so that he won't be a bum
> gaining wisdom and dollars along the way
Yeah man, this guys, like, totally dumb.

[Anonymous No.11147424]

>>11147405
now we wait for a 2d to knock on the door

[Anonymous No.11147433]

>>11147404
Traveling is over rated. Buy 50 acres of land and raise goats and potatoes.
This is my dream

[Anonymous No.11147436]

>>11147375
I'm open to suggestions for other news sites for stock market research.

Bloomberg
Marketwatch
Barron's
Wall Street Journal
CNBC
MSNBC

What else would y'all recommend?

[Anonymous No.11147439]

What do y'all think of eventbrite?

[Anonymous No.11147440]

>>11147341
both those """""news"""""" channels are complete garbage

[Anonymous No.11147450]

>>11147436
Unironically Fool. They've called a lot of the big time normie stocks.

[Anonymous No.11147454]

>>11147424
I've been waiting for that knock for 31 years...

[Anonymous No.11147459]

>>11147328
It's going down, why not short it?

[Anonymous No.11147463]

>>11147439
Don't do it. Middlemen always get squeezed and they haven't made a penny in like 8 years of business, I really don't see how more cash is going to solve that problem with what they do.

[Anonymous No.11147464]

>>11147422
If you are doing something now so that you can do what you want later you are wasting time. if you want to travel the world do it now.

[Anonymous No.11147467]

NBEV 6.75!!

[Anonymous No.11147472]

>>11147436
i try and read as much as possible to get a good idea, even seeking alpha - which is basically just us writing articles.

reading the financial data straight from companies is the best source of information, as well as how others (mostly big banks) interpret it

[Anonymous No.11147481]

>>11147464
And what? Work till you're 60 to make up for it? Die in a medicade nursing home? Not have money for prostitutes and whiskey in your 70s?

[Anonymous No.11147486]

Is CRSPR a good hold stock, or is there better options?

[Anonymous No.11147489]

>>11147362
yea except for when oil and energy have been bulling all year
besides, im not trading it on the seasonality, im trading on it eventually getting to my buy range after a few more bounces

[Anonymous No.11147491]

>>11147436
tmxmoney.com if you want to keep track of Canada. They have free real time quotes for TSX and TSXV.

[Anonymous No.11147503]

>>11147481
Dude youre gonna get old and die no matter how much money you have. You can never be young ever again.

[Anonymous No.11147508]

>>11147454
learn how to play music or draw or some shit like that
creative outlets are great for making you feel less awful and empty

[Anonymous No.11147516]

>>11147464
Places I've traveled to so far, not including the US (been to about 30 US states):
England, Ireland, Spain, Italy, France

Brazil, Argentina, Uruguay

My next trip is to Thailand

By travel the world, I mean travel the world, not staying in hostels or cheap hotels like I do now. also for an extended period of time. I'll take 5 days off work and have a 8 day vacation, but I'll be able to come back and get right back into my job. I can't do that if I travel for 3 weeks at a time like I want to. also its not financial feasible either.

[Anonymous No.11147529]

>>11147436
Unironically, twitter. You will find some group of autists or some insiders posting anonymously that have done more due diligence primary sourced research than wall street analysts. This is especially true of fraudulent companies with shortable stocks.

[Anonymous No.11147530]

>>11147459
It's below it's 52 week low. Shorting it would be suicide. It doesn't have a lot left to fall.

[Anonymous No.11147538]

>>11147508
Definitely this. I play bass guitar and build myself wooden furniture. Both are comfy in different ways and each is a nice diversion when i get bored or frustrated with the other.

[Anonymous No.11147540]

>>11147464
t. 16 year old know it all
seriously, you sound like a fucking child.

[Anonymous No.11147544]

>>11147530
>It doesn't have a lot left to fall.
famous last words

[Anonymous No.11147549]

>>11147464
Travelling the world is a zoomer meme, its literally nothing but the same shit that is within 30 minutes of you repeated across the entire planet, unless you go to some tourist traps and get swindled out of your money. You'd be better off spending that money trying to live somewhere nice that you actually like

[Anonymous No.11147550]

>>11147472
>reading the financial data straight from companies is the best source of information

I'd like to eventually get to that point but right now it's like trying to read another language when I only have the very bottom line basic understanding about how stocks work, that's why I sort of rely on news outlets to pre-digest the information for me, but ideally I'd like to learn how to pick out information and do my own analysis to find opportunities yet there's just so much information out there. I'm right now working through the sticky on Investopedia/Khan Academy but it's slow going and I'm still waiting for that light bulb moment when things click. Part of me is thinking about getting some type of financial tutor or doing a class somewhere to get some guidance.

[Anonymous No.11147554]

>>11147464
>If you are doing something now so that you can do what you want later you are wasting time
not really, since present day you believes it's the optimal strategy and therefore is happy to participate. doing anything else would lead to less happiness.

[Anonymous No.11147557]

wew lads
silver just fucking collapsed
im honestly starting to see these sharp spikes down to steaal retail munnies as bullish

i think this could be a bounce sometime soon. will be interesting to see how it reacts to another rate hike

>>11147538
yea it helps to have a couple of em
whenever i get sick of playing (or start getting too good at) one instrument, i ditch it and start another one. that way i can stay on moosick all the time and not get sick of it.

[Anonymous No.11147559]

Get greedy with nbev. We going to $10!!! Logarithmic pattern formed. The normie exposure network is exponential as word of mouth hype is getting on normie channels. Going to be on front page of marketwatch soon!

[Anonymous No.11147561]

>>11147503
Typical millenials. They think youth is everything. It's not. The average 40 year old is happier than a 25 year old. What does youth have to do with traveling anyway? Nothing. 50 year olds can go wherever 25 year olds can. If you don't think about your future your "youth" will ruin the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.11147563]

I now bless NBEV with the power of meme magic and it will shoot to the moon forever.

[Anonymous No.11147566]

>>11146311
what is the ticker?

[Anonymous No.11147567]

>>11147544
Kek, I agree but it's already rebounded and my limit sell is about to trigger.
>>11147508
Joking aside I'm pretty content with my life now. If I could just kick my alcoholism, I'd be set.

[Anonymous No.11147577]

>>11147559
Pretty much, when I got in on NBEV there 4000 people in it on RH. The next day 8000. Now 13000.

I took my profits already, but I still have some calls on it.

[Anonymous No.11147581]

>>11147566
ALT

[Anonymous No.11147583]

>>11147549
I have tried to travel but it doesn't pplay well with my autism. Go to beautiful place and i'm all stressed out because my routine has been broken, things smell different, paranoia, sensory overload. Also i'm afraid of flying and can only do it if i load up on benzos.

[Anonymous No.11147604]

can TLRY crash faster pls

[Anonymous No.11147611]

>>11145777
It's a decent video overall, but I disagree with his refusal to make any bets on the dudeweed bubble. It's an asymmetric risk situation. You can throw some chump change at a put option if you're convinced it's a bubble. Worst case scenario is the bubble takes too long to pop and your option expires worthless and you lose your chump change. Best case scenario is the bubble pops on time and your option goes 10x in value or something. That's no longer chump change. Assymetric risk, nigga. You have to take risks if you want to make money.

[Anonymous No.11147632]

Why am I weak, I sold nbev at 5.63 nd made 80 bucks... i could have had so much more

[Anonymous No.11147638]

>>11147567
wanna know a weird way i quit drinking?
watch/make recordings of yourself when youre really fucked up. like leave a hidden camera on yourself and then watch it back when youre sober

like, i used to drink a lot when playing shows, so i would always have to watch back and see myself lookin like im feeling really gud, but playing like absolute fucking garbage. made me think, would i pay money to see this? would i hang out w this drunk asshole? no in both cases.

but its hard to see that kinda stuff when youre fucked up all the time, so its a real trip to review it when youre sober

[Anonymous No.11147642]

>>11147583
I know for a fact, the first time I get on a plane it's going to crash or get hijacked by dune coons.

[Anonymous No.11147648]

>>11147632
is bless with meme magic is never coming down.

[Anonymous No.11147662]

>>11147611
Very good. You've got the correct idea. Bubble trading is just a matter of managed risk and hedging such that your downside is acceptably small and upside is relatively big. It is entirely possible to trade high risk stocks in a low risk way. My whole strategy revolves around that idea.

[Anonymous No.11147667]

>>11147632
Your gains are always yours, don't be sad anon, we're all going to make it.

[Anonymous No.11147670]

NBEV 8 by the time lunchbro posts

>>11147611
You can only lose 100% of your investment, upward potential is infinite

[Anonymous No.11147676]

>>11147632
Need to trust yourself more. There's only so much one can gleam from history or past experience. Very human to learn from memory but it can be limiting as well!

[Anonymous No.11147687]

Is Micron gonna hurt me? Earnings is today.

[Anonymous No.11147690]

6.90 was the dip. Hope you bought a ticket

[Anonymous No.11147692]

>>11147638
I dont want to derailing the thread unless it has something to do with kneepad, but the reason why I have flown under the radar of everybody around me is that I don't act out when I drink. I generally will just sit at my computer, post on 4chan while playing Madden on my PS4 or something. After 15 or so beers I go to sleep. Nobody thinks it's a problem because I don't cause problems. But that's all I'm going to say on the topic. I like your suggestion though. Have a free kneepad pic.

[Anonymous No.11147694]

NLST GOING UP

[Anonymous No.11147704]

>>11147454
>>11147424
*pin-pon*

[Anonymous No.11147706]

>>11147632
Fragile hands.

[Anonymous No.11147709]

>>11147667
>>11147676
Thanks guys, I did make money in the end. Weed stocks are just stressful tho, gonna get some more divies and relax.

[Anonymous No.11147715]

just put all my money in a gender diversity etf guys what should I expect

[Anonymous No.11147718]

>>11147454
>>11147424
*pin-pon* *pin-pon*

[Anonymous No.11147729]

damn
i should quit options forever
pic related is my paperfag account on ninja trader
started w $5k last night. up 28% in a night and a morning

spreads are cool as fuck senpaitachi

>>11147692
oh i know the type desu
used to live w one
had no idea she drank at all cuz she never went to bars and hid it real good
chick was stealth drunk 24-7
sad stuff once it starts unraveling

[Anonymous No.11147730]

>>11147709
Whenever you get stressed, buy a classic bluechip on the dip or some VOO/treasuries.

Everything is ok.

>>11147715
Worse returns than VTI or VOO

[Anonymous No.11147735]

>>11147709
Badger, you're gonna need more than 14k.

[Anonymous No.11147740]

>>11145681
AMZN

[Anonymous No.11147744]

>>11147729
fug forgot pic

[Anonymous No.11147747]

>>11147670
>>11147690
Been filling bags on the way up.
1900 shares, avg price: $4.21
Feels good man

[Anonymous No.11147757]

should I buy silver?

[Anonymous No.11147759]

>>11147744
also
whats a standard/average kind of commission look like for futures trades? is it commissions each ways, per contract, or both? i need to add those in so i can make this more realistic

[Anonymous No.11147760]

>>11147718
Help

[Anonymous No.11147762]

>ALT moon mission
I wonder if this guy made his money back.

[Anonymous No.11147765]

>>11147718
>K-k-kneepad is that you

[Texas anon No.11147766]

The thing with traveling is it depends on what you want to do when you get there. Traveling to most people means sitting on the beach or in the bar spending money in tourist traps. Basically you go party at a place that isn’t close to home. If you want to go climb the alps or surf the monster waves in Portugal then yea you might want to do that when you’re young.
>>11147583
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.11147784]

Riv has more volume in a couple hours than Australis did all day.

What a scam Australis was.

[Anonymous No.11147806]

PUMP IT
PHASE 3

[Anonymous No.11147809]

Now is your chance

[Anonymous No.11147814]

>>11147784
What broker is everyone using for RIV?

[Anonymous No.11147834]

>>11147762
Probly sold at a loss

[Anonymous No.11147848]

Someone make new thread

[Anonymous No.11147858]

>>11147762
>avg cost
>approx tree fiddy
yikes

[Texas anon No.11147866]

New
>>11147861
>>11147861
>>11147861
>>11147861

[Anonymous No.11147880]

>>11147866
>25+ posts too early

how autistic

[Anonymous No.11147896]

>>11147880
i think its 311 to 315
so this one

[Anonymous No.11147907]

>>11147880
yup thas it

i thought it was 350 too till we tried it the other day

[Anonymous No.11147923]

>>11147694

[Anonymous No.11147970]

>>11147747
Nice! Congrats.

[Anonymous No.11148126]

>>11145681
RAD

[Anonymous No.11148254]

>>11147450
>>11147472
Thank you for the suggestions.

>>11147529
Any twitter accounts you'd recommend?

[Anonymous No.11148384]

The /dogsofdow/ have awaken...pamp everything!

[Anonymous No.11148411]

>>11145777
I was curious why jeremy wasnt posted earlier on this forum. sometimes he can do clickbait stuff but I enjoy seeing his videos when I need to catch up on trending market shit.

[Anonymous No.11148531]

Is $10 too low to sell GALT?

[Anonymous No.11148999]

>>11146895
>>11146806
Is a split good or bad?

[Anonymous No.11149175]

Look to buy some CWEB - Can't seem to find a broker in europe where I can buy, any one of you guys that can help me out here?