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11129206

Anonymous Tue Sep 18 23:23:56 2018 No.11129206 [Reply] [Original]

>be in shared office
>really need to fart
>can't leave while the boss is talking
What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 23:25:18 2018 No.11129225 File: 3 KB, 125x120, 1537287922181s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11129206 fart and assert dominance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 00:07:55 2018 No.11129702 >>11129206 just kindly tell him you need to fart, and if he could postpone the current discussion for a few seconds. How is this even a question you autist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 00:10:20 2018 No.11129721 >>11129206 You need release a test fart

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 00:12:41 2018 No.11129746 >>11129206 Hold it in until it seeps into your flesh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 00:12:43 2018 No.11129747 Pick up a fart muffler at autozone. Or get some gas-x.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 00:14:31 2018 No.11129759 >>11129206 Excuse yourself and go to the toilet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 00:18:02 2018 No.11129781 Force your anus outwards to the point where you feel like you may end up shitting yourself. It ensures all gas is removed and is also silent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 00:19:17 2018 No.11129792 >>11129206 try release mini burps to release the gas pressure, if you do it quiet enough they won't even notice

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 00:43:20 2018 No.11129975 >>11129792 Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 00:48:22 2018 No.11130014 just wiggle the chair a little to cover the sound, trust me it works

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 00:57:58 2018 No.11130089 >>11129975 it works for me, It's not a full blown belch, you're just releasing gas from your mouth at small intervals. It's discrete enough you wouldn't even notice it unless you were 5 inches from my face

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 00:59:24 2018 No.11130103 >>11130089 >he farts out of his mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 01:01:21 2018 No.11130120 >>11130103 that's what a burp is, yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 01:07:49 2018 No.11130152 >>11130120 For most people ass gas doesn't come out of their mouth. Might want to get that checked out with your doctor

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 01:09:19 2018 No.11130167 File: 21 KB, 645x773, 1518792914811.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11130120 >gasses from the small intestine can be expelled from the mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 01:14:42 2018 No.11130206 >>11130152 >>11130167 regardless of the semantics, my point being if you burp enough it helps postpone the fart

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 01:22:29 2018 No.11130254 >>11129206 Are you 12? Get up, say you need to go to the bathroom, go to the bathroom... Fucking autism ffd

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 01:53:17 2018 No.11130481 >>11129206 Hunker down and let it out like a trumpet.