Public service announcement

[Anonymous No.11128414]

So some of you autists May have been following the sunspot threads over the past few weeks, now is a great time to prepare your crypto for any shitf scenario
>have paper wallets of all your wallets and 2fa codes smewhere safe
>make a makeshift faraday cage for your crypto phone or laptop, an old microwave will do the trick as they are basically faraday cages by design.
>encrypted zip file or better(veracrypto container) saved to a blank and unused protonmail account for online backup of priv keys

That has been my public service announcement

[Anonymous No.11128430]

>>11128414
most microwaves arent good faraday cages. never be in the same room as a microwave.

[Anonymous No.11128592]

>>11128414
lul. i am ready for anarchy.

[Anonymous No.11128997]

>>11128414
SOHO satellites never went down. There was never a carrington-type of solar flare on the way like everybody has been talking about

I don't know how you do it, really. I don't understand what it can possibly take to chase false trails like this in the face such undeniable evidence.

No, really, I'm at a loss for words here.

[Anonymous No.11129908]

thanks for the tip anon

[Anonymous No.11129989]

>>11128414
Or best of all print out your bitcoins on to heavy cardstock with premium Xerox ink, then laminate them. Will be worth their weight in gold once the 'net crashes

[Anonymous No.11130004]

SOLAR FLAIR!

Can i get a quick rundown on tge sunspots? Last I heard there haven't been any all year... Is the sun charging up for some sort of huge explosion?