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11128094 No.11128094 [Reply] [Original]

*crashes the Australian fruit and vegetable market*

>> No.11128104

>>11128094
i dun get it? is that a nail in a strawberry?

>> No.11128121

>>11128104
It's a sewing needle. Apparently it's been happening all over Australia recently, and now there are copycats doing the same thing to other fruits.

>> No.11128125

>>11128094
Yea someone has been slipping needles into strawberries

>> No.11128141
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11128141

>>11128094
why would someone do that

>> No.11128150

>>11128141

Edgy teenagers, I bet it's someone from here.

>> No.11128152

>>11128141
Could be some kind of market manipulation? Or just a bored psychopath.

>> No.11128166

>>11128141
Why do crazy cunts do crazy shit?
Idk maybe cuz they’re crazy cunts?

Now we have a bunch of copycats doing it with all other fruits, they found needles inside bananas...
I hope they catch the morherfucker and randomly put needles on his food, once or twice a month.

>> No.11128198

It's fucked whoever is caught should be shot dead. There is actually a ten year jail term for this crime but I don't think it's enough. Who ever does this is sick and needs to be put down

>> No.11128200

>>11128121
3 cases in 800,000 punnets is not exactly "all over".

>> No.11128213

>>11128200
There's more than that. Even in apples now

>> No.11128226

One mother found one in an apple she was cutting up for her daughter for school.

>> No.11128258

>>11128166

Put a couple of needles in his dick too while you're at it. Hate faggots who do shit like this.

>> No.11128265
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11128265

Huh. Not too long ago, fruit was the only thing in Australia that wouldn't kill you.

>> No.11128283

Interdasting. With enough people, and a shitty enough produce product, would it be possible to manipulate a futures market by shoving needles into said produce?

>> No.11128314

>>11128283
>pleb tier: shorting vegetable importers
>okay tier: longing fast food companies
>galaxybrain tier: longing magnet companies

>> No.11128326

>>11128314
Max leverage on food product metal detectors

>> No.11128342

Literally haven't ate a fruit in months

>> No.11128362

>>11128094
>get strawberry punnet
>shove sewing needle into strawberry
>take photo
>make national news
What did the soccer mum who took this photo mean by this?

>> No.11128371

>>11128094
>Australia

The land of insane taxes and shit cunts. Who the fuck would sabotage so much fruit!!!! I was enjoying those $1 boxes of strawberries you fucking CUNTS