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"Do you have any questions you'd like to ask us before we wrap this up?"
How do you respond?

>> No.11118054

>>11118052
can i fuck your wife?

>> No.11118056

>>11118052
Yeah id like to know if you guys support gay rights cause im a bit of a closet faggot

>> No.11118089

>>11118052

ask them, how you can prepare yourself for the job

>> No.11118143

Best thing you can do is flip the entire interview around on to them and make them feel like they are being interviewed, because that's what an interview should be. You're there so they can see if you're right for the job, but you're also there to see if the job is right for YOU.

Can you tell me one good thing and one bad thing about working for your company?

What challenges do you find with my role?

etc....

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11118224

>>11118089
>and then he asked me how he can prepare for the job

>> No.11118241

>>11118052
Am I hired?

>> No.11118307

>>11118143
Is this true or will they just drop my application into the trash as soon as I leave the room if I follow this?

>> No.11118354

>>11118307
Done this on every interview i've ever been to and never not got the job.

They see it that you're not afraid to ask questions, you're interested in the job and you're not a nervous wreck who's just gonna answer their questions quick and leave asap.

But if you're being interviewed for something like mcdonalds then maybe dont do this....they probably just want someone who's obedient that doesn't ask questions like this.

Good luck wagie.

>> No.11118360

>>11118354
What this anon has been saying but remember, don't over do it

>> No.11118364

>>11118307
No seriously do what he said. I do that and it works.

>> No.11118475

>>11118354
>>11118360
>>11118364
Thank you all, I only had interviews for internships so far and there was never this much pressure or maybe my good grades made up for eventual mess ups during the interview, but I'm going to apply for fulltime jobs soon and am thankful for every input I get.

>> No.11118481

Can I show up high?

>> No.11118485

>>11118143
Also, make sure you look them in the eye and give them a firm handshake.

>> No.11118491

>>11118485
i attempted this one and accidently reached for the guys dick, he gave me a creepy smile and i just got the fuck out of there

>> No.11118499

>>11118485
This

>>11118491
Not this

>> No.11118648

>>11118475
>interviews for internships
That's what I'm doing at the moment, but of the 1 interviews I've been invited to so far they asked if I've done projects previously or worked with certain software like R that was not stated in the job description, and similar questions that you'd ask someone who's already had a job in the past but of course I couldn't answer those (interview didn't even last 15 minutes so that was an obvious fail). Going to try finding every opening I can get to barrage them with questions of my own in the next interview.

>> No.11118659

Reminder that nobody cares and they've made up their minds within 10 seconds of you speaking

>> No.11118993

Why do you think I am a good candidate for the role?

>> No.11119189

>>11118993
Nobody implied that, bitch; you are literally being filtered with 8 other scrubs that applied for this job and we're picking the least shitty one to fill this role. We'll call you (not).

>> No.11119282

>>11118052
say yes, and ask them questions

>> No.11119287

Can I get scrimps?