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How can I get a minimum wage job?

>> No.11107868

>>11107826
With minimum effort

>> No.11107891

you literally can't

>> No.11108230

>>11107826
You need at least 3 years of experience (preferably 5-8), a degree from a top 25 university, and 5 references.

>> No.11108706

>>11108230
This is so fucking annoying. Fuck HR, fuck everything.

>> No.11109073

>>11107826
>Why do you want to work here
>Because I hate having free time what the fuck do you think, I'm hear for the same reason everyone other person applying to work here is. I'm willing to work for money, they may say some shit about liking the company's message but they are liars.
>Did you have any questions for me?
>Yeah, where do *you* see yourself in five years

>> No.11109076

How can you not? The turnover at those shit places to work is very high. I know actual borderline retarded people who manage to make resumes, apply and get those jobs.

>> No.11109083

>>11109073
LOL, how do I like this comment?

>> No.11109113

>>11107826
A lot of time, the people conducting your interview will be shift managers; i.e., one of the regular pothead workers that somehow managed to get promoted. If that's the case, try to be cool and relatable. Remember, these potheads will not hire you if they think you're autistic and won't get along with the rest of the potheads.

>> No.11109845

>>11107826
Literally just show up. Also have a 1 page resume, not a 4 page stapled together

>> No.11110216

fix your diet
do starting strength for 6 months
run a mile in 5 minutes
be able to do 20 pull ups
brush up on geometry, trigonomety, algebra and calculus
write and speak a 2nd language fluently
be proficient with excel
fundamental programming knowledge
change your own oil and rotate your own tires
clean your shoes
get a fresh haircut, shave, and manicure, walk in and look the manager straight in the eye and tell him you're seeking employment

>> No.11110247

oh and bed by 10pm, floss daily, etc

>> No.11110787

>>11109845
What do people even put on those 4 pages? I struggle to make my half page not look like it's half empty, and still fail:(

>> No.11110963

>>11110216
meanwhile
>chad wakes up with bed head
>realizes he needs a job
>sends a text to a stacy he's fucking that works at a restaurant
>gets his foot in the door and the female manager hires him as a waiter due to his looks
>makes a ton of money from tips
>fucks his cute coworkers

yeah goy, keep up with that self improvement

>> No.11111255

>>11110963
wallow in the /r9k/ paradigm your whole life if you want

I'll just be over here making compound interest

>> No.11111895

>>11110216
>write and speak a 2nd language fluently
And make it Spanish.

>> No.11111980

>>11111895
well obviously, but I can't spoonfeed the guy everything