salesforce to acquire stinkylinkie

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salesforce to acquire stinkylinkie Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:35:36 2018 No.11104149 [Reply] [Original]

fags check out the link below tomorrow at 9:00AM ET
https://www.sec.gov/cgi-bin/browse-edgar?company=salesforce&owner=exclude&action=getcompany

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:38:15 2018 No.11104160 based crm

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:38:22 2018 No.11104161 >>11104149 no. sales force would never do this. grow the fuck up faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:38:52 2018 No.11104165 Someone please explain to brainlet

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:39:56 2018 No.11104173 >>11104165 op is lying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:44:00 2018 No.11104206 >>11104165 smartcontract.com acquisition will be visible then as per SEC regs. LINK will be 1000k end-of-day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:45:28 2018 No.11104219 >>11104149 ARGHHHHH DONT CLICK THIS LINK IT STOLE ALL MY LINK

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:53:53 2018 No.11104301 Is this shit larp again??? Tell more , proof what the fuck is this for

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:57:41 2018 No.11104339 >>11104301 Have you ever had anal sex with a FtM transperson to help them get ready for what sex will be like for them when they become a man?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:58:22 2018 No.11104347 lets just say a wagie working on sunday saw some docs

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:59:30 2018 No.11104357
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>>11104161
Hello /biz/

This may be a kind of a weird post here, but I think that if anyone can help me, it is you guys.

I am an entomologist, and I need a reliable way to make beetle cards, just like the one pictured here. These cards are used to mount really small specimens, and are used in three sizes, ranging from 5x9mm to 10x20mm.

I thought about using punches or paper cutting dies, but they can't be made with these little round corners. My currently idea is to cut it with a guillotine, but I have not found a way to round these corners (radius of around 0.5mm).

Can you guys help me?

Thank you very much, and sorry for being kinda off-topic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:01:01 2018 No.11104377 File: 71 KB, 500x377, IMG_2751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11104347 Is there a better /m/ girl than Noriko? >cute >leotard >boobs >cool fight shouting

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:03:00 2018 No.11104395
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>>11104301
What is it like being a human in non-human lands? Being a human in an elf kingdom, or a dwarf mountainhome, or a fae grove, or a kitsune village? We see a lot of diverse races in human cities, but we don't see a lot of humans in other cities.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:06:34 2018 No.11104423 File: 2.46 MB, 2936x2000, IMG_2753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just want enough money so I can jerk off in their cute faces

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:06:55 2018 No.11104428 This is one of the best Link dots to date. The acquisition biz needs but doesn't deserve: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/09/05/kennewick-washington-man-alleged-sexual-assault-beaver-meth-possession-police/1205843002/

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:08:08 2018 No.11104442 [DELETED]

>>11104428
Ever since buying my first pistol last week, and getting my CCW I've been doing a ton of drills with it. Reloading without looking at it, practicing racking the slide, glip, sight picture, etc. Anyways, I live in an apartment complex which has a ton of families living in it. There's this single mother who lives on my floor with a young daughter, and before I started doing all these drills with my handgun I'd here them out in the hallway multiple times a day, but now post-purchase, I haven't heard a peep from them. I think it may be because because they can hear the slide rack, and subsequently they probably think I'm some gun nut and are scared as a result. I could see how this could be the situation given that I live in a very liberal town. Is there anything I should maybe do as a good neighbor?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:08:15 2018 No.11104443 File: 221 KB, 1199x800, pakeet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11104357

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:09:15 2018 No.11104449 >>11104442 Yes you should go over to their apt knock on their door and and then a copy of the constitution. And have them scroll down to the 2nd line

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:09:49 2018 No.11104451 >>11104442 You should also tell them.... if you are anti-gun you are anti-American

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:13:18 2018 No.11104471 >>11104449 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:14:24 2018 No.11104476 >>11104451 fuck america worthless white trash country

Uncle Oldfag Mon Sep 17 01:14:50 2018 No.11104480
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Listen I genuinely care about about Anons financial well being. Its hard as shit to get ahead in life now, not just working 9-5 for the rest of your life. The sooner you start saving the sooner you can get ahead in life.

Chainlink is a meme started by 4chan (an infamous trolling board) to lead people to financial ruin. This is NOT A JOKE. Don't let your saved wealth be thrown away over night.

Vitalik Buterin the creator of ethereum said himself the days of making x100 or x1000 are over, that right the guy who created the second most popular crypto said himself those days are over.

Now 4chan is trying to get people to lose even more money after the December/January bloodbath. Smart money already exited the crypto world. Crypto is basically a highly specialized database, companies don't need this. They will just create their own private blockchains. There is no need for crypto chainlink isn't even needed to run the nodes. Think XRP when you think chainlink. The company ripple (smartcontracts) is doing well but the coin XRP(chainlink) isn't even needed for the companies technology.

Considering what Vitalik said "The days of making x100 or x1000 returns are over." Chainlink needs a 399900% increase in price over the next couple of months to reach $1000 this is ludicrous. Don't fall for it, chainlink its a meme to fuck you over.

Consider this for chainlink at current price to reach $1 you need an increase of 700% or a 233% increase every month until EOY.

This is a 4chan meme to siphon money out of the hands of the already vulnerable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:16:15 2018 No.11104490 File: 1.79 MB, 3024x3024, IMG_2754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys this albino girl is standing outside my window meowing. I don’t know her. What the fuck I do she just stands there meowing and it breaks my heart

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:17:49 2018 No.11104501

>>11104149
lol smartcontract.com is literally just a smartcontract. It's not even a registered company.

The smartcontract stipulates that whoever owns 51% of all LINK owns smartcontract.com. They don't have to notify the SEC that they are buying erc20 tokens.

Too many new people around.

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:19:18 2018 No.11104510

>>11104476
What are you talking about? It's those "white trash" trump supporter types who are the people who built this country.

Purchasing power comes from production.

Farmers, miners, miners, oil people.... these are the people who created PROGRESS for our 1st world civilization.

Not you faggot nu-male liberals with their college degrees in communications.

Nor the spicks and blacks in their countries where you can't even take a shit in a toilet because they don't know what a toilet is

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:20:27 2018 No.11104518 >>11104476 What fucking dark black nigger coutrybare you from? Mozambique?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:23:40 2018 No.11104544 File: 96 KB, 689x795, 13098636-013C-4C96-9298-C829600B35AB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pee pee poo poo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:25:21 2018 No.11104557 >>11104149 are people posting all these weird copypastas so that the SEC has to read through them all in their investigation?

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:27:30 2018 No.11104576
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>>11104557
We're about 5 weeks out, and AWA is just around the corner.
Discuss guests, panels, cos-plans, hotels, and much more!

FAQ
>When?
Sept 20-23
>Where?
Renaissance Waverley center, Atlanta
>Guests?
https://awa-con.com/guests/
>Panels?
Coming soon!

How was it last year? What do you want to see more of this year? Any fun past fiascos or juicy drama worth sharing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:28:22 2018 No.11104582 >>11104490 >fatass fingers I love cats. Have two strays that I took in and take care of.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:28:32 2018 No.11104585 >>11104557 does your black asshole contribute significantly to your social anxiety disorders? why wait for a professional to bleach it when you can use crest whitening strips in the comfort of your own garage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:30:25 2018 No.11104594 >>11104544 Based pee pee poo poo poster

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:35:13 2018 No.11104621 File: 114 KB, 800x532, IMG_2757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11104594 >his team is owned by a jew who can do whatever he wants with the team and sell/move it whenever

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:36:36 2018 No.11104637 https://medium.com/@contractpen/contractpen-legal-contracts-with-calculations-cb6bc9bf0896

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:38:12 2018 No.11104646
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>>11104160
Hitch hiking stories.
I only have 2 worth telling
>be me 23 at the time and own a old van. Just had left big sur and was making my way to Yosemite when I saw a hot girl hitch hiking in Santa Cruz. Of course I pull over and ask her where she’s going and return she asked where am I going. Told her I’m heading to Yosemite for a week and she says she’ll join me. Turns out she’s backpacking alone which is nuts since she was pretty good lucking. So on our way we had gotten to know each other better so now we feel like old friends. Once at Yosemite we set up a campfire and have ourselves some food and beer. End of the night we bang it out. It was great for that whole week we just drove around to different trails and banged at different campsites. Once I left back home ahe stayed there said she was going to try to hitch to San Francisco or Boise. Stayed in touch for a bit then just lost complete connection with her.

>second experience
>picked up hitch hiker in kern county and she joined me for a weekender at Joshua tree. Same thing we drank beer had fun and banged it out as much as we could. And then ended up dropping her off in Los Angeles on my way back home.

I feel like i haven’t seen as any hitch hiker chicks like I used too, and hardly ever even see a guy hitching now.
It’s been 4 years since the last time I picked up a hitch hiker because I got a girlfriend and married her.
Do miss the characters you would meet on the road though
Has anyone had a similar experience? Either hitching a ride or picking up a hitch hiker?

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:43:48 2018 No.11104704

>>11104173
I don't want to be me anymore

I don't know if I'm actually trans or if I just don't want to be myself anymore. I still want to be a girl, and I have dysphoria, but my want isn't just to be a girl version of myself. If I had the choice I'd be a completely different person instead.
I had a dream today about swapping bodies. A lot of my dreams are about becoming someone else entirely. I'm almost never just a girl in my dreams, I always have to make the conscious decision to become one.
I'm just scared that even after transition I'll still hate myself, because in the end I'll still be me :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:55:35 2018 No.11104787 >>11104646 NOICE Zoomer here, saw a cutie hitchhiking but was too beta to pick her up

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 03:17:36 2018 No.11105311 >>11104544 BASED AND REDPILLED

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 03:21:28 2018 No.11105322

>>11104544
...Anonymous
I don't want to be me anymore(...)
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I don't know if I'm actually trans or if I just don't want to be myself anymore. I still want to be a girl, and I have dysphoria, but my want isn't just to be a girl version of myself. If I had the choice I'd be a completely different person instead.
I had a dream today about swapping bodies. A lot of my dreams are about becoming someone else entirely. I'm almost never just a girl in my dreams, I always have to make the conscious decision to become one.
I'm just scared that even after transition I'll still hate myself, because in the end I'll still be me :(

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 03:24:11 2018 No.11105331

Why are there 20 attempted derail posts in a thread that is retard tier LARP anyway? I can kind of understand an actual info thread setting off your retard alarm and causing you to copy paste a shit ton of irrelevant content, but for threads like this... what's the point?
There is no fucking way Sergey and team would sell their project at the moment. Salesforce will be one client of Chainlink among thousands, there is zero reason to hand over control of this golden egg to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 03:26:15 2018 No.11105337 >>11105331 Be me 100% straight >White, UNCUT ;), also somewhat of a gymhead >Each time I'm done with my workout sesh I have this weird urge to dominate a cute femboy in bed for a couple hours It-... It is normal right? Am I still straight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 03:32:21 2018 No.11105363 >>11104339 >>11104357 >>11104377 >>11104395 >>11104442 >>11104576 >>11104646 >>11104704 fucking kill yourselves promptly

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 03:54:14 2018 No.11105466 >>11104149 >>11104149 Someone needs to photoshop this with the McDonald’s logo and loads of arrows going from Link to McDonalds

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 04:01:13 2018 No.11105499 >>11105363 Be me 100% straight >White, UNCUT ;), also somewhat of a gymhead >Each time I'm done with my workout sesh I have this weird urge to dominate a cute femboy in bed for a couple hours It-... It is normal right? Am I still straight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 04:26:01 2018 No.11105608 >>11105499 sounds like its normal for you faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 05:13:19 2018 No.11105895 File: 139 KB, 500x622, 1508898738787.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11104544 pee pee poo poo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 05:33:59 2018 No.11106001 File: 56 KB, 896x370, 1535492369197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11104544 pee pee poo poo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 05:44:24 2018 No.11106046 File: 92 KB, 700x446, 1524912451353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11104149 >>11105466 Nice, give me a bigger version of it that isn't 14kb and I could do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 06:02:39 2018 No.11106137 >>11104544 FUCKING BASED

>>	Sage Mon Sep 17 06:23:16 2018 No.11106241 Holy shit /biz/ has lost it Pretty sure this will be a big day for link

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 06:59:26 2018 No.11106438

>>11106241
>>185985521 #
>>185985521 # #
This isn't the left or minorities fault. It's white peoples fault actually.

White people have become weak and haven't learned that being called racist is just a word that means nothing.

I get called racist a lot and my response is....

"yeah? So what? What happens now? Doesn't lightning strike me down? NOPE"

Black people and minorities (to their credit) don't give a shit if white people call them racist. Only pansy ass white people care. And minorities and the left use that to their advantage.

White guilt = black power.

It's not about equality that they want.... its to call whites racist for everything and anything to get us to give up more and more, shut up more and more, and to submit more and more until our eventual extinction. Just like what's happening in South Africa with the white genocide there.

Soon... and you already here it on some precincts on the left.... JUST being white will mean you are racist.... thus evil.... and justifies minorities into wiping us out.... because the govt and media keep minorities and gays angry and that all their problems are regular white peoples fault.

Like the great Thomas Sowell says....

"Racism is like ketchup you can put it on practically anything - and demanding evidence makes you a racist"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 07:59:40 2018 No.11106786 File: 93 KB, 934x942, 1536105073714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11104149 1hr left. Don't let me down, OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 08:03:38 2018 No.11106809 >>11104544 Redpilled. Objectively correct.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 08:06:29 2018 No.11106824 >>11104149 The fact that you can 'aquire' link is fucked. haha truely the stinkiest of the linkies. At that point why not just use an OracleDB to store your data.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 09:02:47 2018 No.11107195 File: 335 KB, 633x758, fw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11104149 IT'S 9:00 AM ET AND NOTHING HAPPENED YOU FAGGOT WHY DID YOU LIE TO US? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 09:07:19 2018 No.11107229 >>11106913 Beautiful

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 09:17:01 2018 No.11107304 File: 12 KB, 229x220, 1510544347104.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11104161 Or maybe they would

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 09:20:42 2018 No.11107327 >>11104501 > too many new people around Yeah, that's something which is certainly true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 09:22:00 2018 No.11107335 Holy shit this got spammed harder than any link thread I’ve seen. Must be useful info. Kys spammer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 09:23:34 2018 No.11107343 >>11107195 Gotta appreciated an engaging larp. He made you look

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 09:26:21 2018 No.11107361 another larper another lie KYS YOU PIECE OF HSIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 09:28:29 2018 No.11107371 Salesforce acquired times magazine. Deluded linkers

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 09:28:52 2018 No.11107375
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>>11104339
>>11104357
>>11104377
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>>11104451
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>>11104576
>>11104621
>>11104646
>>11104704
>>11105322
>>11105337
>>11105499
>>11106438
>Trying this hard to derail a literally nothing thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 10:12:45 2018 No.11107720 Errr guys? CHECK THE LINK >>11104149

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 10:25:05 2018 No.11107822 >>11107720 please do share with us, i didnt find nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 10:32:14 2018 No.11107886 yawn sure am sleepy. Let's call it it day. This is just a nothing burger.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 11:21:59 2018 No.11108318 File: 29 KB, 741x568, si5u35blh5z01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11104149

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 12:03:30 2018 No.11108701 >>11106913 Hands down the best link related meme I've seen

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 12:10:05 2018 No.11108776 >>11106913 LOL that last pic of Sergey at the end of the slideshow. 10/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 13:20:00 2018 No.11109528 i work at capgemini

>>	Ärimees !!z8a44b3aeWt Mon Sep 17 14:37:26 2018 No.11110325 File: 130 KB, 684x638, 1537149048950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11104544 I was just about to lose my faith in this thread. Check, based & pilled.

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