/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.11093025]

>Wagie, wagie, get in cagie,
>Boss needs help! Don't be lazy!
>Zero breaks will make you crazy?
>don't be lazy, wagie!
>I'll tell the guards to get their tazie!
>Need to get those new iPhones,
>Gotta pay those student loans.
>Work your fingers to the bones,
>Bosses need vacation homes.
>Don't trust unions, vote in pairs,
>Buy all of boss's consumer wares.
>We'll stay seated in our chairs,
>And make our bosses millionaires.
>Love your work! Love the pain!
>Feel the life drain from your brain.
>Think of all you have to gain,
>As your dreams go down the drain.
>Come on wagie, join the crew,
>Don't you want your wages too?
>And if the bossman makes you blue,
>You deserve it. You're a screw.
>Weekend comes round after ages,
>You can come collect your wages.
>Throw your parties! Have your rages!
>Then get back into your cages.

[Anonymous No.11093033]

>>11093025
Impressive effort anon

[Anonymous No.11093060]

>>11093025
this is all too much
what have we done

[Anonymous No.11093232]

>>11093025
>I do not like it in a box,
>I do not like robotic locks,
>I do not like it and am not a fan,
>but won't talk back to my bossman!

>I do not like the bathroom breaks,
>I do not like when my ass aches,
>I do not like it in this can,
>but won't talk back to my bossman!

>I do not like working two shifts,
>I do not like not being fit,
>I do not like feeling like a clam,
>but won't talk back to my bossman!

>I do not like the warehouse floor,
>I do not like not wanting more,
>No more employee health care? Damn!
>but won't talk back to my bossman!

[Anonymous No.11093892]

>>11093232
Tfw clam

[Anonymous No.11093909]

Why is TRTL mooning