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Hello. There will be two unexpected (in a good way) announcements for the project update on September 18. I am sorry, but I cannot go into detail for obvious reasons. And no, there'll be nothing about Coinbase yet. However, this batch of news will explain the volume increase on September 5. If you haven't sold your REQ, you will be very happy to see the market reaction following that Tuesday.

>> No.11091327

>>11091302
thanks fren

>> No.11091335

Mozzarella cheese

>> No.11091386

i have 9k
will i make it?

>> No.11091421

literally 1 reddit mod is creating all the request apps lol

>> No.11091448

Laziest team in crypto

>> No.11091472

>>11091448
>>11091421

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>> No.11091561

>>11091302
I swear to God I've seen this exact same LARP before

>> No.11091568

>>11091561
Yep it's a pasta bud

>> No.11091871

>>11091561
It gets posted every weekend before the biweekly

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“Stace, becoming cam girls was the best decision of our lives!”
>“Yep, look at all these fucking creeps donating money to us while we play a fucking video game! How lonely, socially isolated, and pathetic do you have to be to pay a female to play video games on camera?”
“Stace, some creep just asked if he can donate cryptocurrency. Should we do it? It’s free money I guess...”

12 hours later....

>”Ok, I found this website that apparently lets us accept cryptocurrency on our website. Okay, go to docs.request.network and let’s read the directions.”
“That’s the URL? LOL. What happened to a simple .com like Amazon and Instagram use? Fucking weirdos!”
>“Copy and paste this script before closing the <body> of your website. What in the fuck does that mean, is this a bad translation?”
“Add an iD to requestDonationtrigger to any item in the DOM? Who is the absolute faggot who wrote this guide, does he think we’re all virgin losers who know what this shit means?”
>“Ok, I’m so fucking creeped out by this Brittany, let’s just put our Venmo address at the top of our website like the girls on twitter and call the police on the guy who wants to pay us with cryptocurrency. I seriously think reading another sentence of this pathetic guide is going to dry me up so bad I’ll become asexual!”

>> No.11092426

>>11091302
you’re full of shit and everyone knows it. same bs every 2 weeks

>> No.11092552

>>11091302
the amounts of larps on this board is off the charts

>> No.11092610

>>11091386

Let's hope so, I got 10k of this stuff.

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>>11091302
The news is anon is banging op's mother, hear it here first